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Old man. ISO a kind old man to
fall in love. This cute, happy,
low maintenance,
slim, 50 year
old lady would love to find a·
man who would enjoy a moon-
light rafting trip, hiking, blues,
good herb, Pacific Northwest
Man
, oh man
. I'm afraid to sleep now, cuz
I keep
havin'
that same
dream
over and over.
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REVELLING
Cuz joy, it has its' own justice
and dreams are languid and
lawless and everything bows
to beauty when it's fierce and
flawless. Blind Box: Revelling.
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from the secret files of
brain stem in the bud vase
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cannon
SIX-STRING TAURUS
It starts out normal enough
... but then it
ends with me gettin' eaten
alive by a pack
of old, pudgy,
cosmetiG-saleslady
zombies
.
ISO cute and sassy, outgoing
20+ femme. Herb-friendly a
plus. Good company and great
conversations. Me: fun and
attractive, stable, 21 y.o. soft-
butch looking for my muse. "
9406
The worst thing of it all is that
them Mary Kay zombies
only eat
the parts of you that are pink.
HEY!! CYES, YOUD
SWGF,
37. Looking for femme-
. ish who doesn't respond to
personals (who am I kidding,
probably doesn't exist). I'm
oblivious to the advances of
women, but not desperate (no,
really). " 9403 •
adventures, retiring in the
country, politica·lly to the left,
patriot for civilization. no seri-
al daters please . .., 9659
SASSY
European gal. Tall, naturally
platinum blond. Personality
like a cheese grater. You: self
secure, as good in bed as I am,
willing and able to subsidize
my horse. Trust me this could
be fun . .., 9664
NUDE BEACH
Nude beach buddies wanted.
Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian
nudists, 37-55, emotionally
mature enough to know naked
doesn't mean sex. Not perfect,
you don't need to be either. "
9393
SWF, 44, LEO
Seeking SM with good sense of
humor, adult children on own.
Financially stable, secure,
good communicator, listener.
Monogamy a must. Love trav-
eling, outdoor activities.
Emotionally mature. ND, social
drinker ok. Must like animals,
children. Write Blind box
"SPW". i,
SCIENCE IS SEXY
Voluptuous, Latin, 36 y.o. pre-
med student. I want a younger
gentleman to fill my free time
with heartfull connection, fun
and HEAT. You get sexy cool
points for honesty and bravery.
My favorite words: yes and
now . .., 9645
NO PRESSURE
DATING
Attractive, DAF, seeking 30 sin-
gle males, ages 25-40, to prac-
tice dating with. I only want to
date you once . .., 9635
HAS BEEN
Honestly, I used to be a knock-
out! But now I am just an intel-
ligent, active, creative, up
front, spiritually oriented
women wanting a conscious,
playful LTR
. 50-60+. No new
agers . .., 9604
ISO MR. RIGHT
52, young at heart. 5'4", HWP.
DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends
first. Good listener, great
sense of humor, enjoys walks,
movies, music, the coast,
laughter and hugs. NS. ..,
9484
COMPANY PICNIC
SPF, 56. Will go to your compa-
ny picnic if you come to mine.
Em's game, free beer, lousy
burgers, but I'm terrific com-
pany.
Kind,
adventurous,
healthy, hiker, wicked sense of
humor. "9477
l'M SOOOO COOL!
Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids.
Smoker. Likes cheap beer,
scary movies, camping, tat-
toos, making out, smart peo-
ple, dogs, rats. Dislikes coun-
try music, VWs and stupid peo-
ple. " 9455
SWF, 50,
5'7'', HWP, likes hiking, bicy-
cling,
concerts,
museums,
Bijou movies. ISO like-minded
SWM, 5'9" +, NS, ND. Let's
talk. tr 9422
COUNTRY GIRL
ISO long-haired biker guy. Me:
tall blonde, 5'8", big blue eyes,
average build. Looking for sin-
gle, honest, long-haired biker
guy. Communication, respect
are important. " 9407
PICK ME PICK ME
Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky,
confident, driven, chill 20 y.o.
college student. Loves hockey,
music, roadtrips, hanging with
~riends and having a good
time." 9409
LOOKING FOR FUN·
YOU'D NEVER
.. ,
Wear gold chains, drive a
Miata, be afraid to go bald,
remain unemployed, smoke
away a paycheck, not take a
risk, or miss this opportunity.
33, 5'2", fit, cute, sweet, kind,
seeking same (but taller) 30·
40. tr 9402
Fit, attractive, intelligent,
artistic, dorky, positive, playful,
funny SWM 5'10, 34, herb-
friendly, seeks similar HWP SF
for fun adventures, philoso-
phizing, dreaming, star-gazing,
laughing, good food and drink,
movies and cuddling. " 9657
PUNCH DRUNK
SEEK WOMAN
SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP,
direct, high energy, sharp
mind, sharper wit: Seeks LTR
with good looking, smart,
active, positive, funny, fabu-
lous, dependable SPM, 28-40,
will make me laugh, treat me
sweet, mellow me out. .., 9401
Needy, codependent or unsta-
ble ok. I'll take care· of you. I
don't have long to live. I need
to feel your warm heart. SWM,
40, 5'1''. NS, ND. tr 9653
SEASONED
PASSEN-
GER
ISO motorcycle and rider.
Intelligent
conversation
essential, freedom from dance
floor .phobia a plus (I'll let you
lead). Me: DWPF: 48, HWP.
You: S/DWM, 50+, NS, ISO
LTR. "9398
BOHEMIAN
ARTIST
Seeks Jewish Cowboy
. Be a
bad boy, but a really good man.
I want spontaneity, integrity,
adventure, spirituality and
humor. The whole world should
be as cool as a happy ending.
"9397
CHESS?
ISO !unloving S. Eugene resi-
dent, late 40s-50s, to play
friendly games of chess. Love
of dogs, walking, cooking,
reading and music too. NS, ND.
"9391
CREATIVE
Educated, musical, spiritual,
young, left-handed man with
5:00 shadow wanted who'd
like his soulmate to be a
woman who's most of the
above, slightly older with kids.
"9290
CREATIVE
Ingenious and creative young
50. Business owner, builder of
fine homes. Superb chef.
Seeking young enchantress to
share country estate. Child _ok.
Come play in the great out-
doors, rafting, hiking + . "
9648
LOVE MATE
My heart is hurting. Young 50,
seeking lovely woman to share
my love and my home in the
country. Child ok. Great gar·
dens and clear skies.
Namaste. " 9647 .
R U SUPERFINE
Ana know it? Hourglass, brick·
house, cute, bright, open,
searching, well read, bored
with day to day, like walks, and
talks with you and not at you.
· Any height or weight, 33-48.
Me: equivalent and extra
super fine.
tr 9642
ORGANIC FARMER
SWM, 25, Seeks Sugar Mama!
I'll tend to your "garden," pro-
vide companionship,
and bring
you farm fresh produce, in
exchange for a place to lay my
weary head. Call me. " 9641
R U OUT THERE?
Honest, affectionate, easy
going, open minded, SWM
seeking soulrnate. HWP, you be
too. " 9640
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ADVENTUROUS
NYMPH
WPF seeking SPM, 36-43,-fit,
trim for hiking companionship,
outdoor exploration. Laughter,
humor, good
conversation
essential. Spiritual grounding
appreciated. Baggage con-
fined to overhead compart-
ment please. NS,ND. " 9662
MAKING MUSIC
I love making music with my
voice and guitar and body.
PWM, 18, seeking 18-25 girl as
friend with benefits. " 9661
KARPEMAN
Active Senior seeks lady, 55-
68, hangout, have fun together
go to coast, travel 1 friend,
casual, LTR whatever works.
Carpe Diem! " 9638
ISO MISS RIGHT
SBM, 5'9", 44, fairly new to
Eugene. I'm seeking a SF, who
is intelligent and drug, ciga-
rette and alcohol free. Age and
race are open. " 9637
SIMPLE PLEASURES
SWM, 49, 5'8". Bind/Blue. Fit,
NS, ISO SF to share healthy
fun. Hiking, swimming holes,
biking, dancing. Specific likes:
Pisgah, Hidden lake, Bring
beach, Brice creek, Chicago
blues. Friendship, touch. You:
35-55, NS, fit, with time to play.
"9611
LOOKING
FOR BEST
Friend. Looking to meet lady
who loves to fish and camp.
Who knows how to clean fish,
field dress a deer and has their
own boat and motor. Picture of
boat and motor mandatory. 25-
35. "9608
HIPPIE WITH CAREER
Me: DWM,34,ISO honest,fit
goddess, 25-35, who enjoys
outdoors, music, and groovin'.
Looking for LTR with someone
who will dance while I drum.
Good communication and sta-
bility a_plus. "9597
l"TERESTED IN ...
Moving to B.C.? Would like to
share adventure, spectacular
environment
, progressive gov-.
ernment
policies,
organic
farming, yoga with smart,
healthy woman. We're ground-
ed, industrious, multi-talented,
honest, sensual, financially
secure, lifetime learners. "
95~5
18 ... VIRGIN ... HELP
I'm an 18 y.o. SWM with a few
extra pounds. Interested? Be
herb friendly and cool and let's
see what happens. " 9587
HAPPY HEALTHY
FIT
Vigorous, sensual middle aged
WPM seeks similar fit PF for
avid hiking, backpacking
," coast
trips, gardening, & Bijou.
Humor, education, communica-
tion, intimacy, healthy, active,
fun lifestyle. LTR possible
NS/ ND. " 9586
STILL SEARCHING
SWPM,43,fit,happy,attractive,s
ensitive,affectionate,outdoorsy
type seeks SWF,35-48, sta-
ble,attractive for LTR, friends
first. NS,LD ok. tr 9575
(09/ 18/03)
ISO FUN
SWM, 32, 6', HWP, ISO fun
times and true connection.
Likes hiking, ocean trips, con-
certs, cooking, art, Bijou
movies. ISO like-minded SWF,
NS, herb OK.
" 9573
(09/18/03)
DECENT GUY
DWM, 51, 5'7",
HWP,
blue/brown, honest and gener·
ous. ISO SDWF who's down to
earth for LTR. " 9489
ISO PLAYMATE
VERY BUSY
69 years young. ISO woman to
share with. Drive in country,
fish, boat, motorcycle riding
and treasure hunting. Let's-
meet, go our separate ways or
get acquainted. " 9483
Me: SDM 5'10, 170, brown hair.
You: SWF, 21-40, average build,
busy life but want to get out or
stay in to have fun. No STDs,
let's play. " 9418
HI, l'M MARSHALL
Looking for a girl who listens to
New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7
on Tuesday nights. I guess
Monday too. " 9413
SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive
looking for white or Asian of
the same, 30,40. Fun times for
you? LTR
. .., 9479 (09/04/03)
SHALL WE MEET?
49 y.o. 6'1", athletic, pleasant-
, looking, compassionate,
sensi·
live, artistic bachelor looking
for new horizons. Love blues,
dancing, films, dogs, fine arts.
Honorable work, humble
lifestyle. Great cook. Liberal-
minded. " 9476 (06/04/03)
LOOKING
FOR FUN
SWM, 5'10", 180, red hair, likes
tv and movies, concerts, danc-
ing, fishing, hot tubs, cuddling.
Seeks affectionate, passionate,
non-vegetarian
woman without
kids who loves to cuddle. NS. "
9472
SPIRITUAL PARTNER
YOU KNOW WHAT?
SOCCER
MOM
ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with
mini-van, short bob haircut,
bookbag size purse and large
soccer balls. Wants younger
teammate (28) for intimate
practice sessions. " 9412
POP CULTURE
GEEK
27, attractive, creative, book-
ish, sincere, romantic, gen-
uinely nice, relatively sane. ISO
similar attributes in a girlfriend
for movies, music, conversa-
tion and companionship.
Irreverent sense of humor a
must. "9404
LOVE AND BE LOVED
SM, 29. ISO attractive woman,
free and fun. Tired of being
Shared qualities: spiritually
evolved, fearlessly honest,
lover of: nature, travel, adven-
ture, strong, sensuality, affec-
tionate, nurturing, emotionally,
alone. I'm smart, handsome,
communicative,
literate, singer,
Attractive, in shape, muscular
,
educated
, 6', 200. ISO attrac-
tive, HWP women who are
looking for some fun and
excitement with together male.
"9394
.
dancer, artistic, appreciation,
rivers, mountains, beach, med-
itation, music. Takes chances.
tr 9469
BEGGING
FOR HELP
Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No
diseases. Looking for compas-
sionate, sensitive soul to be a
friend and lover, I can't make it
alone. 5'9", 245, blue eyes. "
9467
KIND HONEST MAN
Intelligent, attractive, slender,
financially secure, younger-
looking 62. Seeing kind, warm-
hearted woman (any ethnicity).
My interests include organic
gardening, films, nature,
music, reading, dancing, con-
versation, spirituality, commu-
nity, ecology, simple living,
Mexica"n
vacation, recovering
from loss of a love and social
change " 9464
PEACE SEEKER
50+ SWM, 5'11", dark bright
eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative
working hands, playful, politi-
cally environmentally aware.
You: brown-eyed, 5'4" +, cre-
ative, humorous, hippiesque
communicator,
seeking harmo-
nious lover. " 9456
RETIRED
.
Professor and writer. Would
like to meet a smart, warm,
and attractive woman with
prospect of LTR. " 9421
poor aspiring artist. 1 beautiful
daughter. " 9396
SWM, 36.
SWM SEEKS
Attractive woman for dinner,
bicycling, walks. I love horses,
dancing, camping, shopping.
Race unimportant. 6', 165,
clean cut. 40-55. " 9395
EROTIC SPIRITUALITY
I am to be consecrated in mar-
riage to the Holy Spirit through
the medium of you, my spousal
Beloved, in sacred betrothal
through the ritual discipline of
Pure Desire. " 9229 (2/27 / 03)
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I'm an attractive 6' SWM,
non-balding dark hair, nicely
built, nonsmoking, health con-
scious and financially inde-
pendent. I'm seeking someone
with no children, a cute figure,
feminine, sensuous and sub-
missive in an intimate context.
I'm experienced, safe, gentle.
I'm a good conversationalist;
like the outdoors, books,
movies, music, vegetarian
cooking. Dislikes include pork,
margarine and organized reli-
gion. Interested? Write
"Resident" POB 25160,
Portland, OR 97298. tr 9069
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FRUSTRATED?
SHY? ME TOO
Do you read these ads and not
respond? Why not? Do you
look at women and say noth-
ing? Looking for !fiends first
possibly more. Very open
minded. u .9613
SOMEONE
TO HOLD
Someone to kiss. Is this some-
one you? Bi-female looking for
friendship and honesty. No
games. Very open minded. Fun
person, try anything once,
really. Lunch or walk. " 9605
SEEKING SOFT TOUCH
Mid 20's, attractive female ISO
first Bi experience. This has
been a long time fantasy.
Seeking an attractive bi·
female, HWP, D&D free, prefer
NS. Couples ok, but only girls
play. tr 9584
-FUNNY AND SEXY
30 y.o. femme female. Busy
with liberal leanings, meetiogs
and masterplans. Looking for
funny, sexy, 30 +, experienced
woman. Outgoing friendly
fiend a plus. Must be smart! "
9581
Albany, GWC
, 40 and 51, ISO
other masculine men for fun,
sweaty play. Rim, suck, fuck,
giving and receiving, PnP, wine,
hot tub. " 9643
GWM OUTDOORS
BOY
Young, SOish, 5'11" /155. Hike,
camp, bike, swim, ocean
kayak. Party, hot tub, and cud-
dling at night. ISO LTR with
similar boy, 40-50, HWP.
· Serious only. ND, STD-. "
9602
BOTTICELLI
BEAUTY
34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, cre-
ative, intelligent, intuitive,
sexy, DWbiF seeks same for
first time and beyond. Funky
glasses, slender, role-playing:
yum. Couples considered. Let's
trade fantasies. " 9574
(09/ 18/ 03)
Bl CULTURAL
FTM into ·intelligent, bi, open-
minded women. Me: HWP, likes
martial arts, outdoors, ani-
mals, good food. Would like to
find person to spend quality
time with. NS, ND, 20s. tr 9482
(09/04/03)
28Y.O.
Voluptuous, redheaded, green-
eyed goddess looking for dis-
creet first-time bi encounter
with tender, pretty, romantic
woman, 18-30, in Eugene area.
Dying to kiss another woman,
let's get together for dinner
and drinks. " 9463
'7
OLDER GUY
in good shape, looking for
someone over 30 years old, to
bicycle, hike, chat over coffee
with, or more. " 9600
AMATEUR
MASSAGE
GWM, 5'11", 180. ISO people ,
to develop massage skills on.
tr 9342
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RETURNING FROM
CONFUSION
Lesbian trapped in BiF mental-
ity. Ready to return to women
forever. You be butch, beauti-
ful, won't hold my past against
me and I'll kiss you passion-
ately forever more. " 9577
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YOU YUMMY
Fair-haired lady in white VW
leaving Electric Beach tanning r-'
in. Corvallis on 8/11. We
exchanged smiles. Love your
eye shadow would like to look L-'
deeper into your eyes. " 9660
YOUNG RAVEN
r
Last August I met you at a
Conception show at the WOW
Hall. You were with your man ~ - •
with a chain hooked to his
neck. I was wearing a small
red shirt. I lost your number
,
and am interested in getting a
hold of you. I know you are
young, but very mature spiritu- •
ally. Would love to talk more. "
9658
LH, THE FOGGY
FORGY
It was Four you. You could've
gave 'em what you got! They
knew your favorite Spot! Kurt
wanted there to play a lot. " ~
9651
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Abbreviations:
A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual
• C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced
• F Female
• G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/
Weight
proportionate
• J Jewish
• M Male • ·NA No alcohol
• NAm Native
American
• ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional
• S Single • W White • Wi Widowed
• ISO In search
of • LTR Long-term
relationship
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