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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. STOLEN KISSES Looking for someone to share stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS, social drinker. Enjoys books, movies, the beach, cooking and fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable. ☎ 9358 (8/28/03) HAS BEEN Honestly, I used to be a knock- out! But now I am just an intelli- gent, active, creative, up front, spiritually oriented women want- ing a conscious, playful LTR. 50- 60+. No new agers. ☎ 9604 (07/19/01) ISO MR. RIGHT 52, young at heart. 5’4”, HWP. DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends first. Good listener, great sense of humor, enjoys walks, movies, music, the coast, laughter and hugs. NS. ☎ 9484 (07/19/01) COMPANY PICNIC SPF, 56. Will go to your company picnic if you come to mine. Em’s game, free beer, lousy burgers, but I’m terrific company. Kind, adventurous, healthy, hiker, wicked sense of humor. ☎ 9477 (07/19/01) I’M SOOOO COOL! Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids. Smoker. Likes cheap beer, scary movies, camping, tattoos, making out, smart people, dogs, rats. Dislikes country music, VWs and ☎ 9455 stupid people. (09/11/03) SWF, 50. 5’7”, HWP, likes hiking, bicycling, concerts, museums, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWM, 5’9”+, NS, ND. Let’s talk. ☎ 9422 (07/19/01) PICK ME PICK ME Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky, con- fident, driven, chill 20 y.o. college student. Loves hockey, music, roadtrips, hanging with friends and having a good time. ☎ 9409 (07/19/01) COUNTRY GIRL ISO long-haired biker guy. Me: tall blonde, 5’8”, big blue eyes, aver- age build. Looking for single, hon- est, long-haired biker guy. Communication, respect are important. ☎ 9407 (07/19/01) YOU’D NEVER... Wear gold chains, drive a Miata, be afraid to go bald, remain unemployed, smoke away a pay- check, not take a risk, or miss this opportunity. 33, 5’2”, fit, cute, sweet, kind, seeking same (but taller) 30-40. ☎ 9402 (07/19/01) PUNCH DRUNK SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP, direct, high energy, sharp mind, sharper wit. Seeks LTR with good looking, smart, active, positive, funny, fab- ulous, dependable SPM, 28-40, will make me laugh, treat me sweet, mellow me out. ☎ 9401 (07/19/01) REVELLING Cuz joy, it has its’ own justice and dreams are languid and lawless and everything bows to beauty when it’s fierce and flawless. Blind Box: Revelling. SIX-STRING TAURUS ISO cute and sassy, outgoing 20+ femme. Herb-friendly a plus. Good company and great conver- sations. Me: fun and attractive, stable, 21 y.o. soft-butch looking for my muse. ☎ 9406 (07/19/01) TALK TO ME Wildly intellectual, petite, raven- haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre- ative, intelligent, beautiful, free spirit, 18-21, to share long con- versations and summer adven- tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351 (8/28/03) NICE LADY SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40- 100, exercise partner for fun and friendship. To get back into shape with. No small children or vege- tarians, please. Smoker ok. ☎ 9348 (8/28/03) LIFE AFTER LOVE? Single Mom, 43, with 3 fatherless young teens seeks family man with professional ambition and lots of love to give. ☎ 9340 (07/19/01) WHITE LIGHT LOVER We’re already joined in divine mind, just need to meet in person. I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled, herb friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-. Is my soulmate in this area? ☎ 9335 (07/19/01) SWF, 44, LEO ESFJ and sometimes ESTJ. HWP, mutually attractive. Adult children on own. Seeking single, available and ready. Good sense of humor, adult children on own ok. Financially stable and secure, generous with me, outgoing. Good communication, good listen- er, honesty, kindness, cleanliness, monogamy a must. Love travel- ing, outdoor activities, camping, etc. Similar and interesting differ- ences. Movies, fun to talk with, mutually supportive, someone to grow with. Emotionally mature. ND, social drinker ok. Must like animals, children. Friendship, playmate, maybe more. Race not issue. Write Blind box “SPW”. ✍ SHORT SPORTY Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov- ing Scorpio. Seeking single, hand- some, hardworking, higher-edu- cated, honest hunk, 24-32. ☎ 9298 (08/21/03) CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who’d like his soulmate to be a woman who’s most of the above, slightly older with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03) HEY!! (YES, YOU!) SWGF, 37. Looking for femme-ish who doesn’t respond to personals (who am I kidding, probably does- n’t exist). I’m oblivious to the advances of women, but not des- perate (no, really). ☎ 9403 (07/19/01) INTERESTED IN... Moving to B.C.? Would like to share adventure, spectacular environment, progressive govern- ment policies, organic farming, yoga with smart, healthy woman. We’re grounded, industrious, multi-talented, honest, sensual, financially secure, lifetime learn- ers. ☎ 9595 (07/19/01) 18...VIRGIN...HELP I’m an 18 y.o. SWM with a few extra pounds. Interested? Be herb friendly and cool and let’s see what happens. ☎ 9587 (07/19/01) HAPPY HEALTHY FIT Vigorous, sensual middle aged WPM seeks similar fit PF for avid hiking, backpacking, coast trips, gardening, & Bijou. Humor, educa- tion, communication, intimacy, healthy, active, fun lifestyle. LTR possible NS/ND. ☎ 9586 (07/19/01) STILL SEARCHING SWPM,43,fit,happy,attractive,sen- sitive,affectionate,outdoorsy type seeks SWF,35-48, stable,attrac- tive for LTR, friends first. NS,LD ok. ☎ 9575 (09/18/03) ISO FUN SWM, 32, 6’, HWP, ISO fun times and true connection. Likes hiking, ocean trips, concerts, cooking, art, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWF, NS, herb OK. ☎ 9573 (09/18/03) DECENT GUY DWM, 51, 5’7”, HWP, blue/brown, honest and generous. ISO SDWF who’s down to earth for LTR. ☎ 9489 (07/19/01) ISO PLAYMATE 69 years young. ISO woman to share with. Drive in country, fish, boat, motorcycle riding and treas- ure hunting. Let’s meet, go our separate ways or get acquainted. ☎ 9483 (07/19/01) HI, I’M MARSHALL SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive looking for white or Asian of the same, 30-40. Fun times for you? LTR. ☎ 9479 (09/04/03) SEASONED PASSENGER ISO motorcycle and rider. Intelligent conversation essential, freedom from dance floor phobia a plus (I’ll let you lead). Me: DWPF: 48, HWP. You: S/DWM, 50+, NS, ISO LTR. ☎ 9398 (07/19/01) SIMPLE PLEASURES SWM, 49, 5’8”. Blnd/Blue. Fit, NS, ISO SF to share healthy fun. Hiking, swimming holes, biking, dancing. Specific likes: Pisgah, Hidden lake, Bring beach, Brice creek, Chicago blues. Friendship, touch. You: 35-55, NS, fit, with time to play. ☎ 9611 (07/19/01) SHALL WE MEET? 49 y.o. 6’1”, athletic, pleasant- looking, compassionate, sensitive, artistic bachelor looking for new horizons. Love blues, dancing, films, dogs, fine arts. Honorable work, humble lifestyle. Great cook. Liberal-minded. ☎ 9476 (06/04/03) BOHEMIAN ARTIST Seeks Jewish Cowboy. Be a bad boy, but a really good man. I want spontaneity, integrity, adventure, spirituality and humor. The whole world should be as cool as a ☎ 9397 happy ending. (07/19/01) LOOKING FOR BEST Friend. Looking to meet lady who loves to fish and camp. Who knows how to clean fish, field dress a deer and has their own boat and motor. Picture of boat and motor mandatory. 25-35. ☎ 9608 (07/19/01) LOOKING FOR FUN SWM, 5’10”, 180, red hair, likes tv and movies, concerts, dancing, fishing, hot tubs, cuddling. Seeks affectionate, passionate, non-veg- etarian woman without kids who loves to cuddle. NS. ☎ 9472 (09/11/03) CHESS? ISO funloving S. Eugene resident, late 40s-50s, to play friendly games of chess. Love of dogs, walking, cooking, reading and music too. NS, ND. ☎ 9391 (07/19/01) HIPPIE WITH CAREER Me: DWM,34,ISO honest,fit god- dess, 25-35, who enjoys outdoors, music, and groovin’. Looking for LTR with someone who will dance while I drum. Good communica- tion and stability a plus. ☎ 9597 (07/19/01) SPIRITUAL PARTNER Shared qualities: spiritually evolved, fearlessly honest, lover of: nature, travel, adventure, strong, sensuality, affectionate, nurturing, emotionally, commu- nicative, literate, singer, dancer, artistic, appreciation, rivers, mountains, beach, meditation, music. Takes chances. ☎ 9469 (09/11/03) BEGGING FOR HELP Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No diseases. Looking for compas- sionate, sensitive soul to be a friend and lover, I can’t make it alone. 5’9”, 245, blue eyes. ☎ 9467 (09/11/03) TOO BUSY To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”, Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too, but wants to get together here and there to have fun. If this is you, talk to me. ☎ 9364 (07/19/01) KIND HONEST MAN Intelligent, attractive, slender, financially secure, younger-look- ing 62. Seeing kind, warm-heart- ed woman (any ethnicity). My interests include organic garden- ing, films, nature, music, reading, dancing, conversation, spirituality, community, ecology, simple living, Mexican vacation, recovering from loss of a love and social change ☎ 9464 (09/11/03) NATURE, HIKING Bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining, wine, Bijou... General adventuring indoors and outdoors. SWPM educated, stable, quirky sense of humor ISO 30s educated SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 9363 (07/19/01) PEACE SEEKER 50+ SWM, 5’11”, dark bright eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative working hands, playful, politically environmentally aware. You: brown-eyed, 5’4”+, creative, humorous, hippiesque communi- cator, seeking harmonious lover. ☎ 9456 (09/11/03) RETIRED Professor and writer. Would like to meet a smart, warm, and attractive woman with prospect of LTR. ☎ 9421 (07/19/01) VERY BUSY Me: SDM 5’10, 170, brown hair. You: SWF, 21-40, average build, busy life but want to get out or stay in to have fun. No STDs, let’s play. ☎ 9418 (07/19/01) YOU KNOW WHAT? Looking for a girl who listens to New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7 on Tuesday nights. I guess Monday too. ☎ 9413 (07/19/01) SOCCER MOM ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with mini-van, short bob haircut, book- bag size purse and large soccer balls. Wants younger teammate (28) for intimate practice ses- sions. ☎ 9412 (07/19/01) POP CULTURE GEEK 27, attractive, creative, bookish, sincere, romantic, genuinely nice, relatively sane. ISO similar attrib- utes in a girlfriend for movies, music, conversation and compan- ionship. Irreverent sense of humor a must. ☎ 9404 (07/19/01) LOVE AND BE LOVED SM, 29. ISO attractive woman, free and fun. Tired of being alone. I’m smart, handsome, poor aspir- ing artist. 1 beautiful daughter. ☎ 9396 (07/19/01) SWM, 36. Attractive, in shape, muscular, educated, 6’, 200. ISO attractive, HWP women who are looking for some fun and excitement with together male. ☎ 9394 (07/19/01) SWM SEEKS Attractive woman for dinner, bicy- cling, walks. I love horses, danc- ing, camping, shopping. Race unimportant. 6’, 165, clean cut. 40-55. ☎ 9395 (07/19/01) NO BIRKENSTOCKS! Graying hipster looking to meet nerdy, arty braniac (whatever age) for eyebrow raising summer frolic. Bonus points for unstylish glasses, messy hair, bad attitude. ☎ 9357 (8/28/03) CLOSET THESPIAN? Priapic, would-be impresario seeks potential drama queen, interested in creating sponta- neous, private (?) erotic theatrical spectacles in multiple acts. Explore your inner Bernhardt - playing is the thing. ☎ 9354 (8/28/03) REAL AD! Sweet, sincere man with a heart to love. But nobody wants, so I must give up. Never to find some- one to share, enjoy life and love. ☎ 9350 (8/28/03) LONGHAIRED SCORPIO SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative, intelligent, passionate, affection- ate, romantic, stable, herb friend- ly individual seeks similar person- ality for friendship, stimulation, fun times and wild adventures. ☎ 9345 (07/19/01) OPEN AND HONEST SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF, 18-23, to share good times with. Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343 (07/19/01) VISIGOTH Seeks village girls. Sarcastic country punk seeks co-conspira- tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor- ror movies, freaky friends, cute fuzzy critters and dark humor. Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342 (07/19/01) I’M LONELY Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy all races, shorter women, prefer- ably 40-60. I own a business. DWM, homeowner, secure, 60, med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎ 9338 (07/19/01) ENJOYMENT Hot tubbing, massaging, incense, toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative, playful, unique, sensitive, intense, artistic, imaginative. Works out, values home life. Likes dancing. ☎ 9330 (07/19/01) JUST LOOKING Me: 21 and looking for someone to share an afternoon, evening, morning. All, or just one? You: 18- 23, fun to be with and have a good laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03) EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03) SWF 20-35??? Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non- balding dark hair, nicely built, non- smoking, health conscious and financially independent. I’m seek- ing someone with no children, a cute figure, feminine, sensuous and submissive in an intimate context. I’m experienced, safe, gentle. I’m a good conversational- ist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cook- ing. Dislikes include pork, mar- garine and organized religion. Interested? Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03) NUDE BEACH Nude beach buddies wanted. Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian nudists, 37-55, emotionally mature enough to know naked doesn’t mean sex. Not perfect, you don’t need to be either. ☎ 9393 (07/19/01) GWM OUTDOORS BOY Young, 50ish, 5’11”/155. Hike, camp, bike, swim, ocean kayak. Party, hot tub, and cuddling at night. ISO LTR with similar boy, 40-50, HWP. Serious only. ND, STD-. ☎ 9602 (07/19/01) SHY? ME TOO Do you read these ads and not respond? Why not? Do you look at women and say nothing? Looking for friends first possibly more. Very open minded. ☎ 9613 (07/19/01) SOMEONE TO HOLD Someone to kiss. Is this someone you? Bi-female looking for friend- ship and honesty. No games. Very open minded. Fun person, try any- thing once, really. Lunch or walk. ☎ 9605 (07/19/01) SEEKING SOFT TOUCH Mid 20’s, attractive female ISO first Bi experience. This has been a long time fantasy. Seeking an attractive bi-female, HWP, D&D free, prefer NS. Couples ok, but only girls play. ☎ 9584 (07/19/01) DO IT TO ME BABY 30 y.o. femme female. Busy with liberal leanings, meetings and masterplans. Looking for funny, sexy, 30+, experienced woman. Outgoing friendly fiend a plus. Must be smart! ☎ 9581 (07/19/01) RETURNING FROM CONFUSION Lesbian trapped in BiF mentality. Ready to return to women forev- er. You be butch, beautiful, won’t hold my past against me and I’ll kiss you passionately forever more. ☎ 9577 (07/19/01) BOTTICELLI BEAUTY 34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative, intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF seeks same for first time and beyond. Funky glasses, slender, role-playing: yum. Couples con- sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎ 9574 (09/18/03) BI CULTURAL FTM into intelligent, bi, open- minded women. Me: HWP, likes martial arts, outdoors, animals, good food. Would like to find per- son to spend quality time with. NS, ND, 20s. ☎ 9482 (09/04/03) 28 Y.O. Voluptuous, redheaded, green- eyed goddess looking for discreet first-time bi encounter with ten- der, pretty, romantic woman, 18- 30, in Eugene area. Dying to kiss another woman, let’s get together for dinner and drinks. ☎ 9463 (09/11/03) OLDER GUY in good shape, looking for some- one over 30 years old, to bicycle, hike, chat over coffee with, or more. ☎ 9600 (07/19/01) AMATEUR MASSAGE GWM, 5’11”, 180. ISO people to develop massage skills on. ☎ 9342 (07/19/01) 35 Y.O. Married bi-male seeks LTR with bi-male. You must be married or in LTR with woman. Disease free. ☎ 9359 (8/28/03) 2 MEN ISO MEN Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile tops. ISO other masculine, versa- tile top men for fun, sweaty play. Giving and receiving, hot tub, wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01) NEW TO AREA Seeking professional older male. 6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice man to show me around. ☎ 9299 (08/21/03) TRADER JOE’S 8/3, 5PM You told me I had beautiful eyes. I admired your directness. I don’t like chocolate, but do have room for more friends in my life. Either way, thanks again. ☎ 9609 (07/19/01) MIRED IN DISTANCE Saturday night I saw a band that played Rock You Like a Hurricane...I saw you in my mind and can’t stop thinking of you since...Hopefully I see you soon. ☎ 9607 (07/19/01) STITCH Arghhh Pirate Princess, Stitch I love our secret adventures, let’s forget the evil ickies and dance. ☎ 9598 (07/19/01) FOXY FLOATER FAN Your back in the area! Will I see you tomorrow (AUG 2) at the show? Lets get trashed and scoff at those who don’t understand the music... ☎ 9594 (07/19/01) CAMARINA? After Midnight Country Fair Friday night drum tower: Enjoyed talking with you (UO Enviro. Studies degree) as the drums beat. Like to meet again. Man with ponytail, wearing headband. ☎ 9593 (07/19/01) BAMBOO Scrumptious Bartender Jeff? Made most sensual love potion. Want to come back for more, occupied with blonde chickpea, could it be you’re passing time waiting for me? ☎ 9583 (07/19/01) AHOI CAPTINET Alass I’ve been pillaged, an act of Piracy, she looted my heart with her intellect and beauty. I had a great time lets share some booty... Romie Bear ☎ 9582 (07/19/01) PHOTOGENIC You: red toenails, blue skirt. Me: Blue shorts, white t-shirt. Where: Main Library, photography sec- tion. When: Sunday, July 27, after- noon. Coffee, conversation, (bring pix?), friendship. Me: Arbus, Smith, Leibowitz. You:? ☎ 9580 (07/19/01) FLOWER GIRL AT Joe’s. Bought you a flower Friday, 25th. Said you wanted to meet again, clueless, I didn’t ask for your number. Remember your name, but keeping it private. - Ryan ☎ 9579 (07/19/01) NEW ORLEANS KISS We met, shared late nite kiss before you flew home. At Mardi Gras I fell in love. I‚m sorry for everything. I love you so much. I must see you. ☎ 9578 (07/19/01) DANCING GYPSY MOON Elizabeth say you dancing at Agate, July 25th. We didn’t meet. Overheard your name. Me: long, brown hair, 6’, Bali turquoise with dark blue swirls shirt. Let’s meet. ☎ 9490 (07/19/01) TORI SHOW at Cuthbert. Adam we sold extra tickets together before show. I accidentally threw out your num- ber. Sorry! Let’s get together for music and food. N. ☎ 9612 (07/19/01) NICE MELONS! I saw you at Lively Organic Farm on Saturday. Me: Sipping Chateau Lorane wine. You: Caressing the delicious melons. Can we meet again this Saturday at eleven? SBOO5333 FROM MATCH Tried to email you, don’t think it went through. Me: love funky pajamas, quirky humor, non-con- ventional politics,and Zeppelin. Would love to chat, I think we would click. ☎ 9610 (07/19/01) MY CHAMPION Saw you at a meeting and knew it was love. Will you marry me. ~Prairie MERRY CHRISTMAS Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha. We met on the plane last December... Jamaica? ☎ 9488 (07/19/01) DUO DOUBLETAKES late Friday afternoon, 7/24. Bikes on Pearl, we exchange day bright- ening smiles. And then we catch each other looking back over our shoulders. Lets exchange sly glances again, cutie. ☎ 9487 (07/19/01) MUD MAN OCF With horns. You pressed my hand to your heart. So sweet. Woman in yellow dress at massage booth on Sunday would love to know who you are. Please call. ☎ 9485 (07/19/01) Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 38 AUGUST 7, 2003
