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STOLEN KISSES
Looking for someone to share
stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS,
social drinker. Enjoys books,
movies, the beach, cooking and
fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable.
☎ 9358 (8/28/03)
HAS BEEN
Honestly, I used to be a knock-
out! But now I am just an intelli-
gent, active, creative, up front,
spiritually oriented women want-
ing a conscious, playful LTR. 50-
60+. No new agers. ☎ 9604
(07/19/01)
ISO MR. RIGHT
52, young at heart. 5’4”, HWP.
DWPF ISO soulmate. Friends
first. Good listener, great sense of
humor, enjoys walks, movies,
music, the coast, laughter and
hugs. NS. ☎ 9484 (07/19/01)
COMPANY PICNIC
SPF, 56. Will go to your company
picnic if you come to mine. Em’s
game, free beer, lousy burgers,
but I’m terrific company. Kind,
adventurous, healthy, hiker,
wicked sense of humor. ☎ 9477
(07/19/01)
I’M SOOOO COOL!
Punkrocker-ish, 22. No kids.
Smoker. Likes cheap beer, scary
movies, camping, tattoos, making
out, smart people, dogs, rats.
Dislikes country music, VWs and
☎ 9455
stupid people.
(09/11/03)
SWF, 50.
5’7”, HWP, likes hiking, bicycling,
concerts, museums, Bijou movies.
ISO like-minded SWM, 5’9”+,
NS, ND. Let’s talk. ☎ 9422
(07/19/01)
PICK ME PICK ME
Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky, con-
fident, driven, chill 20 y.o. college
student. Loves hockey, music,
roadtrips, hanging with friends
and having a good time. ☎ 9409
(07/19/01)
COUNTRY GIRL
ISO long-haired biker guy. Me: tall
blonde, 5’8”, big blue eyes, aver-
age build. Looking for single, hon-
est, long-haired biker guy.
Communication, respect are
important. ☎ 9407 (07/19/01)
YOU’D NEVER...
Wear gold chains, drive a Miata,
be afraid to go bald, remain
unemployed, smoke away a pay-
check, not take a risk, or miss this
opportunity. 33, 5’2”, fit, cute,
sweet, kind, seeking same (but
taller) 30-40. ☎ 9402 (07/19/01)
PUNCH DRUNK
SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP, direct,
high energy, sharp mind, sharper
wit. Seeks LTR with good looking,
smart, active, positive, funny, fab-
ulous, dependable SPM, 28-40,
will make me laugh, treat me
sweet, mellow me out. ☎ 9401
(07/19/01)
REVELLING
Cuz joy, it has its’ own justice and
dreams are languid and lawless
and everything bows to beauty
when it’s fierce and flawless.
Blind Box: Revelling.
SIX-STRING TAURUS
ISO cute and sassy, outgoing 20+
femme. Herb-friendly a plus.
Good company and great conver-
sations. Me: fun and attractive,
stable, 21 y.o. soft-butch looking
for my muse. ☎ 9406 (07/19/01)
TALK TO ME
Wildly intellectual, petite, raven-
haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre-
ative, intelligent, beautiful, free
spirit, 18-21, to share long con-
versations and summer adven-
tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351
(8/28/03)
NICE LADY
SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40-
100, exercise partner for fun and
friendship. To get back into shape
with. No small children or vege-
tarians, please. Smoker ok. ☎
9348 (8/28/03)
LIFE AFTER LOVE?
Single Mom, 43, with 3 fatherless
young teens seeks family man
with professional ambition and
lots of love to give. ☎ 9340
(07/19/01)
WHITE LIGHT LOVER
We’re already joined in divine
mind, just need to meet in person.
I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled, herb
friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-. Is my
soulmate in this area? ☎ 9335
(07/19/01)
SWF, 44, LEO
ESFJ and sometimes ESTJ. HWP,
mutually attractive. Adult children
on own. Seeking single, available
and ready. Good sense of humor,
adult children on own ok.
Financially stable and secure,
generous with me, outgoing.
Good communication, good listen-
er, honesty, kindness, cleanliness,
monogamy a must. Love travel-
ing, outdoor activities, camping,
etc. Similar and interesting differ-
ences. Movies, fun to talk with,
mutually supportive, someone to
grow with. Emotionally mature.
ND, social drinker ok. Must like
animals, children. Friendship,
playmate, maybe more. Race not
issue. Write Blind box “SPW”. ✍
SHORT SPORTY
Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov-
ing Scorpio. Seeking single, hand-
some, hardworking, higher-edu-
cated, honest hunk, 24-32. ☎
9298 (08/21/03)
CREATIVE
Educated, musical, spiritual,
young, left-handed man with 5:00
shadow wanted who’d like his
soulmate to be a woman who’s
most of the above, slightly older
with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03)
HEY!! (YES, YOU!)
SWGF, 37. Looking for femme-ish
who doesn’t respond to personals
(who am I kidding, probably does-
n’t exist). I’m oblivious to the
advances of women, but not des-
perate (no, really). ☎ 9403
(07/19/01)
INTERESTED IN...
Moving to B.C.? Would like to
share adventure, spectacular
environment, progressive govern-
ment policies, organic farming,
yoga with smart, healthy woman.
We’re grounded, industrious,
multi-talented, honest, sensual,
financially secure, lifetime learn-
ers. ☎ 9595 (07/19/01)
18...VIRGIN...HELP
I’m an 18 y.o. SWM with a few
extra pounds. Interested? Be
herb friendly and cool and let’s
see what happens. ☎ 9587
(07/19/01)
HAPPY HEALTHY FIT
Vigorous, sensual middle aged
WPM seeks similar fit PF for avid
hiking, backpacking, coast trips,
gardening, & Bijou. Humor, educa-
tion, communication, intimacy,
healthy, active, fun lifestyle. LTR
possible NS/ND. ☎ 9586
(07/19/01)
STILL SEARCHING
SWPM,43,fit,happy,attractive,sen-
sitive,affectionate,outdoorsy type
seeks SWF,35-48, stable,attrac-
tive for LTR, friends first. NS,LD
ok. ☎ 9575 (09/18/03)
ISO FUN
SWM, 32, 6’, HWP, ISO fun times
and true connection. Likes hiking,
ocean trips, concerts, cooking,
art, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded
SWF, NS, herb OK.
☎ 9573
(09/18/03)
DECENT GUY
DWM, 51, 5’7”, HWP, blue/brown,
honest and generous. ISO SDWF
who’s down to earth for LTR. ☎
9489 (07/19/01)
ISO PLAYMATE
69 years young. ISO woman to
share with. Drive in country, fish,
boat, motorcycle riding and treas-
ure hunting. Let’s meet, go our
separate ways or get acquainted.
☎ 9483 (07/19/01)
HI, I’M MARSHALL
SWM, 43, neat, sexy, attractive
looking for white or Asian of the
same, 30-40. Fun times for you?
LTR. ☎ 9479 (09/04/03)
SEASONED PASSENGER
ISO motorcycle and rider.
Intelligent conversation essential,
freedom from dance floor phobia
a plus (I’ll let you lead). Me:
DWPF: 48, HWP. You: S/DWM,
50+, NS, ISO LTR. ☎ 9398
(07/19/01)
SIMPLE PLEASURES
SWM, 49, 5’8”. Blnd/Blue. Fit, NS,
ISO SF to share healthy fun.
Hiking, swimming holes, biking,
dancing. Specific likes: Pisgah,
Hidden lake, Bring beach, Brice
creek, Chicago blues. Friendship,
touch. You: 35-55, NS, fit, with
time to play. ☎ 9611 (07/19/01)
SHALL WE MEET?
49 y.o. 6’1”, athletic, pleasant-
looking, compassionate, sensitive,
artistic bachelor looking for new
horizons. Love blues, dancing,
films, dogs, fine arts. Honorable
work, humble lifestyle. Great
cook. Liberal-minded. ☎ 9476
(06/04/03)
BOHEMIAN ARTIST
Seeks Jewish Cowboy. Be a bad
boy, but a really good man. I want
spontaneity, integrity, adventure,
spirituality and humor. The whole
world should be as cool as a
☎ 9397
happy ending.
(07/19/01)
LOOKING FOR BEST
Friend. Looking to meet lady who
loves to fish and camp. Who
knows how to clean fish, field
dress a deer and has their own
boat and motor. Picture of boat
and motor mandatory. 25-35. ☎
9608 (07/19/01)
LOOKING FOR FUN
SWM, 5’10”, 180, red hair, likes tv
and movies, concerts, dancing,
fishing, hot tubs, cuddling. Seeks
affectionate, passionate, non-veg-
etarian woman without kids who
loves to cuddle. NS. ☎ 9472
(09/11/03)
CHESS?
ISO funloving S. Eugene resident,
late 40s-50s, to play friendly
games of chess. Love of dogs,
walking, cooking, reading and
music too. NS, ND. ☎ 9391
(07/19/01)
HIPPIE WITH CAREER
Me: DWM,34,ISO honest,fit god-
dess, 25-35, who enjoys outdoors,
music, and groovin’. Looking for
LTR with someone who will dance
while I drum. Good communica-
tion and stability a plus. ☎ 9597
(07/19/01)
SPIRITUAL PARTNER
Shared qualities: spiritually
evolved, fearlessly honest, lover
of: nature, travel, adventure,
strong, sensuality, affectionate,
nurturing, emotionally, commu-
nicative, literate, singer, dancer,
artistic, appreciation, rivers,
mountains, beach, meditation,
music. Takes chances. ☎ 9469
(09/11/03)
BEGGING FOR HELP
Below rock bottom. ND, NA, No
diseases. Looking for compas-
sionate, sensitive soul to be a
friend and lover, I can’t make it
alone. 5’9”, 245, blue eyes. ☎
9467 (09/11/03)
TOO BUSY
To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”,
Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too,
but wants to get together here
and there to have fun. If this is
you, talk to me. ☎ 9364
(07/19/01)
KIND HONEST MAN
Intelligent, attractive, slender,
financially secure, younger-look-
ing 62. Seeing kind, warm-heart-
ed woman (any ethnicity). My
interests include organic garden-
ing, films, nature, music, reading,
dancing, conversation, spirituality,
community, ecology, simple living,
Mexican vacation, recovering
from loss of a love and social
change ☎ 9464 (09/11/03)
NATURE, HIKING
Bicycling, XC skiing, music, dining,
wine, Bijou... General adventuring
indoors and outdoors. SWPM
educated, stable, quirky sense of
humor ISO 30s educated SPF, NS.
Possible LTR. ☎ 9363 (07/19/01)
PEACE SEEKER
50+ SWM, 5’11”, dark bright
eyes. Juicy brain cells, creative
working hands, playful, politically
environmentally aware. You:
brown-eyed, 5’4”+, creative,
humorous, hippiesque communi-
cator, seeking harmonious lover.
☎ 9456 (09/11/03)
RETIRED
Professor and writer. Would like
to meet a smart, warm, and
attractive woman with prospect
of LTR. ☎ 9421 (07/19/01)
VERY BUSY
Me: SDM 5’10, 170, brown hair.
You: SWF, 21-40, average build,
busy life but want to get out or
stay in to have fun. No STDs, let’s
play. ☎ 9418 (07/19/01)
YOU KNOW WHAT?
Looking for a girl who listens to
New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7 on
Tuesday nights. I guess Monday
too. ☎ 9413 (07/19/01)
SOCCER MOM
ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with
mini-van, short bob haircut, book-
bag size purse and large soccer
balls. Wants younger teammate
(28) for intimate practice ses-
sions. ☎ 9412 (07/19/01)
POP CULTURE GEEK
27, attractive, creative, bookish,
sincere, romantic, genuinely nice,
relatively sane. ISO similar attrib-
utes in a girlfriend for movies,
music, conversation and compan-
ionship. Irreverent sense of
humor a must. ☎ 9404
(07/19/01)
LOVE AND BE LOVED
SM, 29. ISO attractive woman,
free and fun. Tired of being alone.
I’m smart, handsome, poor aspir-
ing artist. 1 beautiful daughter. ☎
9396 (07/19/01)
SWM, 36.
Attractive, in shape, muscular,
educated, 6’, 200. ISO attractive,
HWP women who are looking for
some fun and excitement with
together male. ☎ 9394
(07/19/01)
SWM SEEKS
Attractive woman for dinner, bicy-
cling, walks. I love horses, danc-
ing, camping, shopping. Race
unimportant. 6’, 165, clean cut.
40-55. ☎ 9395 (07/19/01)
NO BIRKENSTOCKS!
Graying hipster looking to meet
nerdy, arty braniac (whatever
age) for eyebrow raising summer
frolic. Bonus points for unstylish
glasses, messy hair, bad attitude.
☎ 9357 (8/28/03)
CLOSET THESPIAN?
Priapic, would-be impresario
seeks potential drama queen,
interested in creating sponta-
neous, private (?) erotic theatrical
spectacles in multiple acts.
Explore your inner Bernhardt -
playing is the thing. ☎ 9354
(8/28/03)
REAL AD!
Sweet, sincere man with a heart
to love. But nobody wants, so I
must give up. Never to find some-
one to share, enjoy life and love.
☎ 9350 (8/28/03)
LONGHAIRED SCORPIO
SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative,
intelligent, passionate, affection-
ate, romantic, stable, herb friend-
ly individual seeks similar person-
ality for friendship, stimulation,
fun times and wild adventures. ☎
9345 (07/19/01)
OPEN AND HONEST
SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF,
18-23, to share good times with.
Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343
(07/19/01)
VISIGOTH
Seeks village girls. Sarcastic
country punk seeks co-conspira-
tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor-
ror movies, freaky friends, cute
fuzzy critters and dark humor.
Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342
(07/19/01)
I’M LONELY
Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy
all races, shorter women, prefer-
ably 40-60. I own a business.
DWM, homeowner, secure, 60,
med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎ 9338
(07/19/01)
ENJOYMENT
Hot tubbing, massaging, incense,
toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative,
playful, unique, sensitive, intense,
artistic, imaginative. Works out,
values home life. Likes dancing.
☎ 9330 (07/19/01)
JUST LOOKING
Me: 21 and looking for someone
to share an afternoon, evening,
morning. All, or just one? You: 18-
23, fun to be with and have a good
laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03)
EROTIC SPIRITUALITY
I am to be consecrated in mar-
riage to the Holy Spirit through
the medium of you, my spousal
Beloved, in sacred betrothal
through the ritual discipline of
Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03)
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non-
balding dark hair, nicely built, non-
smoking, health conscious and
financially independent. I’m seek-
ing someone with no children, a
cute figure, feminine, sensuous
and submissive in an intimate
context. I’m experienced, safe,
gentle. I’m a good conversational-
ist; like the outdoors, books,
movies, music, vegetarian cook-
ing. Dislikes include pork, mar-
garine and organized religion.
Interested? Write “Resident”
POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298.
☎ 9069 (07/23/03)
NUDE BEACH
Nude beach buddies wanted.
Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian
nudists, 37-55, emotionally
mature enough to know naked
doesn’t mean sex. Not perfect,
you don’t need to be either. ☎
9393 (07/19/01)
GWM OUTDOORS BOY
Young, 50ish, 5’11”/155. Hike,
camp, bike, swim, ocean kayak.
Party, hot tub, and cuddling at
night. ISO LTR with similar boy,
40-50, HWP. Serious only. ND,
STD-. ☎ 9602 (07/19/01)
SHY? ME TOO
Do you read these ads and not
respond? Why not? Do you look at
women and say nothing? Looking
for friends first possibly more.
Very open minded. ☎ 9613
(07/19/01)
SOMEONE TO HOLD
Someone to kiss. Is this someone
you? Bi-female looking for friend-
ship and honesty. No games. Very
open minded. Fun person, try any-
thing once, really. Lunch or walk.
☎ 9605 (07/19/01)
SEEKING SOFT TOUCH
Mid 20’s, attractive female ISO
first Bi experience. This has been
a long time fantasy. Seeking an
attractive bi-female, HWP, D&D
free, prefer NS. Couples ok, but
only girls play. ☎ 9584 (07/19/01)
DO IT TO ME BABY
30 y.o. femme female. Busy with
liberal leanings, meetings and
masterplans. Looking for funny,
sexy, 30+, experienced woman.
Outgoing friendly fiend a plus.
Must be smart! ☎ 9581
(07/19/01)
RETURNING FROM
CONFUSION
Lesbian trapped in BiF mentality.
Ready to return to women forev-
er. You be butch, beautiful, won’t
hold my past against me and I’ll
kiss you passionately forever
more. ☎ 9577 (07/19/01)
BOTTICELLI BEAUTY
34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative,
intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF
seeks same for first time and
beyond. Funky glasses, slender,
role-playing: yum. Couples con-
sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎
9574 (09/18/03)
BI CULTURAL
FTM into intelligent, bi, open-
minded women. Me: HWP, likes
martial arts, outdoors, animals,
good food. Would like to find per-
son to spend quality time with.
NS, ND, 20s. ☎ 9482 (09/04/03)
28 Y.O.
Voluptuous, redheaded, green-
eyed goddess looking for discreet
first-time bi encounter with ten-
der, pretty, romantic woman, 18-
30, in Eugene area. Dying to kiss
another woman, let’s get together
for dinner and drinks. ☎ 9463
(09/11/03)
OLDER GUY
in good shape, looking for some-
one over 30 years old, to bicycle,
hike, chat over coffee with, or
more. ☎ 9600 (07/19/01)
AMATEUR MASSAGE
GWM, 5’11”, 180. ISO people to
develop massage skills on. ☎
9342 (07/19/01)
35 Y.O.
Married bi-male seeks LTR with
bi-male. You must be married or in
LTR with woman. Disease free. ☎
9359 (8/28/03)
2 MEN ISO MEN
Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile
tops. ISO other masculine, versa-
tile top men for fun, sweaty play.
Giving and receiving, hot tub,
wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01)
NEW TO AREA
Seeking professional older male.
6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice man
to show me around. ☎ 9299
(08/21/03)
TRADER JOE’S 8/3,
5PM
You told me I had beautiful eyes. I
admired your directness. I don’t
like chocolate, but do have room
for more friends in my life. Either
way, thanks again.
☎ 9609 (07/19/01)
MIRED IN DISTANCE
Saturday night I saw a band that
played Rock You Like a
Hurricane...I saw you in my mind
and can’t stop thinking of you
since...Hopefully I see you soon.
☎ 9607 (07/19/01)
STITCH
Arghhh Pirate Princess, Stitch I
love our secret adventures, let’s
forget the evil ickies and dance. ☎
9598 (07/19/01)
FOXY FLOATER FAN
Your back in the area! Will I see
you tomorrow (AUG 2) at the
show? Lets get trashed and scoff
at those who don’t understand
the music... ☎ 9594 (07/19/01)
CAMARINA?
After Midnight Country Fair Friday
night drum tower: Enjoyed talking
with you (UO Enviro. Studies
degree) as the drums beat. Like to
meet again. Man with ponytail,
wearing headband. ☎ 9593
(07/19/01)
BAMBOO
Scrumptious Bartender Jeff?
Made most sensual love potion.
Want to come back for more,
occupied with blonde chickpea,
could it be you’re passing time
waiting for me? ☎ 9583
(07/19/01)
AHOI CAPTINET
Alass I’ve been pillaged, an act of
Piracy, she looted my heart with
her intellect and beauty. I had a
great time lets share some
booty... Romie Bear ☎ 9582
(07/19/01)
PHOTOGENIC
You: red toenails, blue skirt. Me:
Blue shorts, white t-shirt. Where:
Main Library, photography sec-
tion. When: Sunday, July 27, after-
noon. Coffee, conversation, (bring
pix?), friendship. Me: Arbus,
Smith, Leibowitz. You:? ☎ 9580
(07/19/01)
FLOWER GIRL AT
Joe’s. Bought you a flower Friday,
25th. Said you wanted to meet
again, clueless, I didn’t ask for
your number. Remember your
name, but keeping it private. -
Ryan ☎ 9579 (07/19/01)
NEW ORLEANS KISS
We met, shared late nite kiss
before you flew home. At Mardi
Gras I fell in love. I‚m sorry for
everything. I love you so much. I
must see you. ☎ 9578 (07/19/01)
DANCING GYPSY MOON
Elizabeth say you dancing at
Agate, July 25th. We didn’t meet.
Overheard your name. Me: long,
brown hair, 6’, Bali turquoise with
dark blue swirls shirt. Let’s meet.
☎ 9490 (07/19/01)
TORI SHOW
at Cuthbert. Adam we sold extra
tickets together before show. I
accidentally threw out your num-
ber. Sorry! Let’s get together for
music and food. N. ☎ 9612
(07/19/01)
NICE MELONS!
I saw you at Lively Organic Farm
on Saturday. Me: Sipping Chateau
Lorane wine. You: Caressing the
delicious melons. Can we meet
again this Saturday at eleven?
SBOO5333 FROM
MATCH
Tried to email you, don’t think it
went through. Me: love funky
pajamas, quirky humor, non-con-
ventional politics,and Zeppelin.
Would love to chat, I think we
would click. ☎ 9610 (07/19/01)
MY CHAMPION
Saw you at a meeting and knew it
was love. Will you marry me.
~Prairie
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha
Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha Sasha
Sasha. We met on the plane last
December... Jamaica? ☎ 9488
(07/19/01)
DUO DOUBLETAKES
late Friday afternoon, 7/24. Bikes
on Pearl, we exchange day bright-
ening smiles. And then we catch
each other looking back over our
shoulders. Lets exchange sly
glances again, cutie. ☎ 9487
(07/19/01)
MUD MAN OCF
With horns. You pressed my hand
to your heart. So sweet. Woman in
yellow dress at massage booth on
Sunday would love to know who
you are. Please call. ☎ 9485
(07/19/01)
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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