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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. SWF, 50. 5’7”, HWP, likes hiking, bicycling, concerts, museums, Bijou movies. ISO like-minded SWM, 5’9”+, NS, ND. Let’s talk. ☎ 9422 (07/19/01) PICK ME PICK ME Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky, con- fident, driven, chill 20 y.o. college student. Loves hockey, music, roadtrips, hanging with friends and having a good time. ☎ 9409 (07/19/01) COUNTRY GIRL ISO long-haired biker guy. Me: tall blonde, 5’8”, big blue eyes, aver- age build. Looking for single, hon- est, long-haired biker guy. Communication, respect are important. ☎ 9407 (07/19/01) YOU’D NEVER... Wear gold chains, drive a Miata, be afraid to go bald, remain unemployed, smoke away a pay- check, not take a risk, or miss this opportunity. 33, 5’2”, fit, cute, sweet, kind, seeking same (but taller) 30-40. ☎ 9402 (07/19/01) PUNCH DRUNK SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP, direct, high energy, sharp mind, sharper wit. Seeks LTR with good looking, smart, active, positive, funny, fab- ulous, dependable SPM, 28-40, will make me laugh, treat me sweet, mellow me out. ☎ 9401 (07/19/01) SEASONED PASSENGER ISO motorcycle and rider. Intelligent conversation essen- tial, freedom from dance floor phobia a plus (I’ll let you lead). Me: DWPF: 48, HWP. You: S/DWM, 50+, NS, ISO LTR. ☎ 9398 (07/19/01) BOHEMIAN ARTIST Seeks Jewish Cowboy. Be a bad boy, but a really good man. I want spontaneity, integrity, adventure, spirituality and humor. The whole world should be as cool as a ☎ 9397 happy ending. (07/19/01) CHESS? ISO funloving S. Eugene resident, late 40s-50s, to play friendly games of chess. Love of dogs, walking, cooking, reading and music too. NS, ND. ☎ 9391 (07/19/01) STOLEN KISSES Looking for someone to share stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS, social drinker. Enjoys books, movies, the beach, cooking and fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable. ☎ 9358 (8/28/03) TALK TO ME Wildly intellectual, petite, raven- haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre- ative, intelligent, beautiful, free spirit, 18-21, to share long con- versations and summer adven- tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351 (8/28/03) NICE LADY SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40- 100, exercise partner for fun and friendship. To get back into shape with. No small children or vege- tarians, please. Smoker ok. ☎ 9348 (8/28/03) LIFE AFTER LOVE? Single Mom, 43, with 3 fatherless young teens seeks family man with professional ambition and lots of love to give. ☎ 9340 (07/19/01) WHITE LIGHT LOVER We’re already joined in divine mind, just need to meet in per- son. I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled, herb friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-. Is my soulmate in this area? ☎ 9335 (07/19/01) SWF, 44, LEO ESFJ and sometimes ESTJ. HWP, mutually attractive. Adult children on own. Seeking single, available and ready. Good sense of humor, adult children on own ok. Financially stable and secure, generous with me, outgoing. Good communication, good lis- tener, honesty, kindness, cleanli- ness, monogamy a must. Love traveling, outdoor activities, camping, etc. Similar and inter- esting differences. Movies, fun to talk with, mutually supportive, someone to grow with. Emotionally mature. ND, social drinker ok. Must like animals, children. Friendship, playmate, maybe more. Race not issue. Write Blind box “SPW”. ✍ 1 SWEET PETITE NS, attractive, affectionate, fun, smiley, honest, good personality, easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38 to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”, brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus- cular, fit, humorous, respectful, special, magical hands, kind, NA. For camping, fishing, motorcycle rides, singing, music, car races, playing pool, and romance. ☎ 9226 (07/07/03) 35 Y.O. Married bi-male seeks LTR with bi-male. You must be married or in LTR with woman. Disease free. ☎ 9359 (8/28/03) MORNING WORKOUT smiles, ocean sunset dances, SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52, 5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde- pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎ 9267 (08/21/03) NEW TO AREA Seeking professional older male. 6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice man to show me around. ☎ 9299 (08/21/03) SHORT SPORTY Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov- ing Scorpio. Seeking single, hand- some, hardworking, higher-edu- cated, honest hunk, 24-32. ☎ 9298 (08/21/03) JUST FRIEND FOR FUN Sexy, vibrant and passionate woman in 40s seeks black man for movies, dinner, dancing and outdoor activities. Indoor activi- ties optional! 30-60, no dead- beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291 (08/21/03) REVELING Cuz joy, it has its’ own justice and dreams are languid and lawless and everything bows to beauty when it’s fierce and flawless. Blind Box: Reveling. ☎ 9420 (07/19/01) CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who’d like his soulmate to be a woman who’s most of the above, slightly older with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03) SIX-STRING TAURUS ISO cute and sassy, outgoing 20+ femme. Herb-friendly a plus. Good company and great conversations. Me: fun and attractive, stable, 21 y.o. soft- butch looking for my muse. ☎ 9406 (07/19/01) MASSEUSE SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes, 5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing, affectionate, loves humor. Seeking someone fairly attrac- tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan- cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎ 9228 (07/07/03) SECURE? Transsexual woman, 28, lots of interests. Seeking older man to have all variety of fun with. You be: sincere, secure, intelligent and generous. I will be: too much fun. ☎ 9225 (07/07/03) SOCCER MOM ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with mini-van, short bob haircut, book- bag size purse and large soccer balls. Wants younger teammate (28) for intimate practice ses- sions. ☎ 9412 (07/19/01) LIVE ONE HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra- sively funny, intelligent, vibrant, totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM, 25-37, for casual dating and everyday affection. Your kids ok, no intense baggage, social stig- mas. Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208 (07/07/03) POP CULTURE GEEK 27, attractive, creative, bookish, sincere, romantic, genuinely nice, relatively sane. ISO similar attrib- utes in a girlfriend for movies, music, conversation and compan- ionship. Irreverent sense of humor a must. ☎ 9404 (07/19/01) JERSEY GIRL Attractive, young 51, Wi, artist educator, well-traveled, vibrant and real. Seeks appealing, articu- late, active, secure men, 45-55, for dinner, possible friendship or LTR. NS, ND, std-free. No peter pans. ☎ 9204 (07/07/03) LOVE AND BE LOVED SM, 29. ISO attractive woman, free and fun. Tired of being alone. I’m smart, handsome, poor aspir- ing artist. 1 beautiful daughter. ☎ 9396 (07/19/01) RETIRED Professor and writer. Would like to meet a smart, warm, and attractive woman with prospect of LTR. ☎ 9421 (07/19/01) VERY BUSY Me: SDM 5’10, 170, brown hair. You: SWF, 21-40, average build, busy life but want to get out or stay in to have fun. No STDs, let’s play. ☎ 9418 (07/19/01) YOU KNOW WHAT? Looking for a girl who listens to New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7 on Tuesday nights. I guess Monday too. ☎ 9413 (07/19/01) SWM SEEKS Attractive woman for dinner, bicycling, walks. I love horses, dancing, camping, shopping. Race unimportant. 6’, 165, clean cut. 40-55. ☎ 9395 (07/19/01) SWM, 36. Attractive, in shape, muscular, educated, 6’, 200. ISO attractive, HWP women who are looking for some fun and excitement with together male. ☎ 9394 (07/19/01) TOO BUSY To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”, Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too, but wants to get together here and there to have fun. If this is you, talk to me. ☎ 9364 (07/19/01) NATURE, HIKING Bicycling, XC skiing, music, din- ing, wine, Bijou... General adven- turing indoors and outdoors. SWPM educated, stable, quirky sense of humor ISO 30s educated SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 9363 (07/19/01) NO BIRKENSTOCKS! Graying hipster looking to meet nerdy, arty braniac (whatever age) for eyebrow raising summer frolic. Bonus points for unstylish glasses, messy hair, bad attitude. ☎ 9357 (8/28/03) CLOSET THESPIAN? Priapic, would-be impresario seeks potential drama queen, interested in creating sponta- neous, private (?) erotic theatri- cal spectacles in multiple acts. Explore your inner Bernhardt - playing is the thing. ☎ 9354 (8/28/03) REAL AD! Sweet, sincere man with a heart to love. But nobody wants, so I must give up. Never to find some- one to share, enjoy life and love. ☎ 9350 (8/28/03) LONGHAIRED SCORPIO SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative, intelligent, passionate, affection- ate, romantic, stable, herb friend- ly individual seeks similar person- ality for friendship, stimulation, fun times and wild adventures. ☎ 9345 (07/19/01) OPEN AND HONEST SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF, 18-23, to share good times with. Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343 (07/19/01) VISIGOTH Seeks village girls. Sarcastic country punk seeks co-conspira- tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor- ror movies, freaky friends, cute fuzzy critters and dark humor. Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342 (07/19/01) I’M LONELY Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy all races, shorter women, prefer- ably 40-60. I own a business. DWM, homeowner, secure, 60, med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎ 9338 (07/19/01) CHARMING SCOUNDREL Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler, momma’s boy. Seeks lovely reformer. Relationship only. Handsome, loving, works end- lessly making mate happy. You need good one or don’t call. You: cute, nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265 (08/21/03) EACH STEP We take leads to growth, if we risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender- ness and companionship with intelligent, compassionate woman, age unimportant. ☎ 9276 (08/21/03) ENJOYMENT Hot tubbing, massaging, incense, toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative, playful, unique, sensitive, intense, artistic, imaginative. Works out, values home life. Likes dancing. ☎ 9330 (07/19/01) JUST LOOKING Me: 21 and looking for someone to share an afternoon, evening, morning. All, or just one? You: 18- 23, fun to be with and have a good laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03) COUNTRY FAIR OR? DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests include music, photography, pets, computers, astrology, bike riding. ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS, ND, HWP. ☎ 9281 (08/21/03) OLD, SLOW HIKER Looking for companion to share treks in the mountains. SWM, 60, NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see what else we have in common. ☎ 9280 (08/21/03) GOOD SPANKING Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking female (S/M); loves a man that is strong and demanding. She must know what she wants and how to ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03) EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03) THE ONE That got away. Reel in this great catch. 32 y.o. New to singles scene. Looking for fun and frolic. Catch and release or keep and enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03) EASY TO BE WITH Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov- ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40, look young 30. Introverted yet adventurous and brave. Seeking attractive HWP, loving female. 5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR. Very good friends first. Movies, walks, coast, dinners, dancing, talking and not talking. ☎ 9218 (07/07/03) HEY!! (YES, YOU!) SWGF, 37. Looking for femme-ish who doesn’t respond to person- als (who am I kidding, probably doesn’t exist). I’m oblivious to the advances of women, but not des- perate (no, really). ☎ 9403 (07/19/01) BOTTICELLI BEAUTY 34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative, intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF seeks same for first time and beyond. Funky glasses, slender, role-playing: yum. Couples con- sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎ 9399 (07/19/01) NICE GUY 21, have lived in Eugene for almost a year. Looking for some- one who enjoys music, outdoors, good herbs and knows how to chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217 (07/07/03) NUDE BEACH Nude beach buddies wanted. Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian nudists, 37-55, emotionally mature enough to know naked doesn’t mean sex. Not perfect, you don’t need to be either. ☎ 9393 (07/19/01) IS THIS DESIRE Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing single man with artistic leanings and lightly warped sense of humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic playmate (40+) for gustatory and amorous summer adven- tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03) SPECIAL GAL PAL Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet, book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live simply, love sweetly, laugh whole- heartedly, creative. NS, ND. ISO special friendship. ☎ 9278 (08/21/03) VIDEO EDITOR Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO sum- mer fun with smart, funny, attrac- tive woman, 43-53. Enjoys walk- ing, talking, country fairs, boat- ing, touristing, possible help with video shoots. ☎ 9211 (07/07/03) WRITE TO ME! SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic, active, financially stable. Enjoys hiking, travel, humor, cooking and gardening. Seeks woman with similar interests to enjoy LTR. BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍ () SWF 20-35??? Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non- balding dark hair, nicely built, nonsmoking, health conscious and financially independent. I’m seeking someone with no chil- dren, a cute figure, feminine, sen- suous and submissive in an inti- mate context. I’m experienced, safe, gentle. I’m a good conver- sationalist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cooking. Dislikes include pork, margarine and organized reli- gion. Interested? Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03) PICK ME! Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO F2M or boyish female, 21-26. Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors or out. Let’s laugh and be naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎ 9268 (08/21/03) HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share interests. I’m a jamband lovin’, always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o. herb-friendly sexual countess. Looking for friends and hopefully more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus! ☎ 9263 (08/21/03) 2 MEN ISO MEN Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile tops. ISO other masculine, versa- tile top men for fun, sweaty play. Giving and receiving, hot tub, wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01) JUST FOR FUN Looking for guys who want to have a great time. Must be clean and safe. All men welcome. Gay, str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269 (08/21/03) BI-CURIOUS? SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and std-free. Looking for same for experimentation, maybe more? Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion assured, expected. ☎ 9203 (07/07/03) 19 Y.O. Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18- 20, to have interesting and “curi- ous” encounter with. Must be drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎ 9201 (07/07/03) UNIVERSE Leather, lace restraints. Toys. Want it all in my wildest fantasy. Bored in bed, mind wandering. Want erotic teacher to show me uncontrollable orgasmic uni- verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03) LYRIS, WOW! Met you at Hempfest. I was wearing your shirt. You are so beautiful. Would you like to get together to play our basses? ☎ 9419 (07/19/01) WHAT IS SILLINESS? Knowing the beauty of a kiss because you just react to passion or lips burning in silence? Inspire me. ☎ 9415 (07/19/01) FAIR TALK Country fair. Kind Whitebird medic. Registration booth woman regretted being too busy to chat more. Same age kids, service ori- ented work in our lives. Continue the conversation? ☎ 9411 (07/19/01) I SEE YOU Leaving Eugene. Going on tour. Leaving a black hole in the the- atre community. You are impossi- ble to replace both in talent and in our affections. Good luck in all your adventures. Visit often. Corey, don’t ever stop being the S.O.B. we all know and love! ~LLTC Horde () REGAL GODDESS You: manager with black hair and stunning curves. Me: handsome middle age man looking to spice up my life. Movie? Maybe you’ll get a sneak peek! ☎ 9408 (07/19/01) AMATEUR MASSAGE GWM, 5’11”, 180. ISO people to develop massage skills on. ☎ 9342 (07/19/01) EXITING BELTLINE Turning north onto River rd. 12:15pm, Wed. July 16. Beautiful long curly brown hair, green jeep Cherokee. Our eyes locked as you passed in front of me. Call me. ☎ 9405 (07/19/01) Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 30 JULY 24, 2003