Personals
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SWF, 50.
5’7”, HWP, likes hiking, bicycling,
concerts, museums, Bijou
movies. ISO like-minded SWM,
5’9”+, NS, ND. Let’s talk. ☎ 9422
(07/19/01)
PICK ME PICK ME
Ha ha. Funny, smart, spunky, con-
fident, driven, chill 20 y.o. college
student. Loves hockey, music,
roadtrips, hanging with friends
and having a good time. ☎ 9409
(07/19/01)
COUNTRY GIRL
ISO long-haired biker guy. Me: tall
blonde, 5’8”, big blue eyes, aver-
age build. Looking for single, hon-
est, long-haired biker guy.
Communication, respect are
important. ☎ 9407 (07/19/01)
YOU’D NEVER...
Wear gold chains, drive a Miata,
be afraid to go bald, remain
unemployed, smoke away a pay-
check, not take a risk, or miss this
opportunity. 33, 5’2”, fit, cute,
sweet, kind, seeking same (but
taller) 30-40. ☎ 9402 (07/19/01)
PUNCH DRUNK
SWPF, 29, attractive, HWP, direct,
high energy, sharp mind, sharper
wit. Seeks LTR with good looking,
smart, active, positive, funny, fab-
ulous, dependable SPM, 28-40,
will make me laugh, treat me
sweet, mellow me out. ☎ 9401
(07/19/01)
SEASONED PASSENGER
ISO motorcycle and rider.
Intelligent conversation essen-
tial, freedom from dance floor
phobia a plus (I’ll let you lead).
Me: DWPF: 48, HWP. You:
S/DWM, 50+, NS, ISO LTR. ☎
9398 (07/19/01)
BOHEMIAN ARTIST
Seeks Jewish Cowboy. Be a bad
boy, but a really good man. I want
spontaneity, integrity, adventure,
spirituality and humor. The whole
world should be as cool as a
☎ 9397
happy ending.
(07/19/01)
CHESS?
ISO funloving S. Eugene resident,
late 40s-50s, to play friendly
games of chess. Love of dogs,
walking, cooking, reading and
music too. NS, ND. ☎ 9391
(07/19/01)
STOLEN KISSES
Looking for someone to share
stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS,
social drinker. Enjoys books,
movies, the beach, cooking and
fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable.
☎ 9358 (8/28/03)
TALK TO ME
Wildly intellectual, petite, raven-
haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre-
ative, intelligent, beautiful, free
spirit, 18-21, to share long con-
versations and summer adven-
tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351
(8/28/03)
NICE LADY
SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40-
100, exercise partner for fun and
friendship. To get back into shape
with. No small children or vege-
tarians, please. Smoker ok. ☎
9348 (8/28/03)
LIFE AFTER LOVE?
Single Mom, 43, with 3 fatherless
young teens seeks family man
with professional ambition and
lots of love to give. ☎ 9340
(07/19/01)
WHITE LIGHT LOVER
We’re already joined in divine
mind, just need to meet in per-
son. I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled,
herb friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-.
Is my soulmate in this area? ☎
9335 (07/19/01)
SWF, 44, LEO
ESFJ and sometimes ESTJ. HWP,
mutually attractive. Adult children
on own. Seeking single, available
and ready. Good sense of humor,
adult children on own ok.
Financially stable and secure,
generous with me, outgoing.
Good communication, good lis-
tener, honesty, kindness, cleanli-
ness, monogamy a must. Love
traveling, outdoor activities,
camping, etc. Similar and inter-
esting differences. Movies, fun to
talk with, mutually supportive,
someone to grow with.
Emotionally mature. ND, social
drinker ok. Must like animals,
children. Friendship, playmate,
maybe more. Race not issue.
Write Blind box “SPW”. ✍
1 SWEET PETITE
NS, attractive, affectionate, fun,
smiley, honest, good personality,
easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38
to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”,
brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus-
cular, fit, humorous, respectful,
special, magical hands, kind, NA.
For camping, fishing, motorcycle
rides, singing, music, car races,
playing pool, and romance. ☎
9226 (07/07/03)
35 Y.O.
Married bi-male seeks LTR with
bi-male. You must be married or
in LTR with woman. Disease free.
☎ 9359 (8/28/03)
MORNING WORKOUT
smiles, ocean sunset dances,
SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52,
5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon
and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO
WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde-
pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎
9267 (08/21/03)
NEW TO AREA
Seeking professional older male.
6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice
man to show me around. ☎ 9299
(08/21/03)
SHORT SPORTY
Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov-
ing Scorpio. Seeking single, hand-
some, hardworking, higher-edu-
cated, honest hunk, 24-32. ☎
9298 (08/21/03)
JUST FRIEND FOR FUN
Sexy, vibrant and passionate
woman in 40s seeks black man
for movies, dinner, dancing and
outdoor activities. Indoor activi-
ties optional! 30-60, no dead-
beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291
(08/21/03)
REVELING
Cuz joy, it has its’ own justice and
dreams are languid and lawless
and everything bows to beauty
when it’s fierce and flawless.
Blind Box: Reveling. ☎ 9420
(07/19/01)
CREATIVE
Educated, musical, spiritual,
young, left-handed man with 5:00
shadow wanted who’d like his
soulmate to be a woman who’s
most of the above, slightly older
with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03)
SIX-STRING TAURUS
ISO cute and sassy, outgoing
20+ femme. Herb-friendly a
plus. Good company and great
conversations. Me: fun and
attractive, stable, 21 y.o. soft-
butch looking for my muse. ☎
9406 (07/19/01)
MASSEUSE
SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes,
5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing,
affectionate, loves humor.
Seeking someone fairly attrac-
tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan-
cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎
9228 (07/07/03)
SECURE?
Transsexual woman, 28, lots of
interests. Seeking older man to
have all variety of fun with. You
be: sincere, secure, intelligent
and generous. I will be: too much
fun. ☎ 9225
(07/07/03)
SOCCER MOM
ISO Soccer mom (35-50) with
mini-van, short bob haircut, book-
bag size purse and large soccer
balls. Wants younger teammate
(28) for intimate practice ses-
sions. ☎ 9412 (07/19/01)
LIVE ONE
HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra-
sively funny, intelligent, vibrant,
totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM,
25-37, for casual dating and
everyday affection. Your kids ok,
no intense baggage, social stig-
mas. Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208
(07/07/03)
POP CULTURE GEEK
27, attractive, creative, bookish,
sincere, romantic, genuinely nice,
relatively sane. ISO similar attrib-
utes in a girlfriend for movies,
music, conversation and compan-
ionship. Irreverent sense of
humor a must. ☎ 9404
(07/19/01)
JERSEY GIRL
Attractive, young 51, Wi, artist
educator, well-traveled, vibrant
and real. Seeks appealing, articu-
late, active, secure men, 45-55,
for dinner, possible friendship or
LTR. NS, ND, std-free. No peter
pans. ☎ 9204 (07/07/03)
LOVE AND BE LOVED
SM, 29. ISO attractive woman,
free and fun. Tired of being alone.
I’m smart, handsome, poor aspir-
ing artist. 1 beautiful daughter. ☎
9396 (07/19/01)
RETIRED
Professor and writer. Would like
to meet a smart, warm, and
attractive woman with prospect
of LTR. ☎ 9421 (07/19/01)
VERY BUSY
Me: SDM 5’10, 170, brown hair.
You: SWF, 21-40, average build,
busy life but want to get out or
stay in to have fun. No STDs, let’s
play. ☎ 9418 (07/19/01)
YOU KNOW WHAT?
Looking for a girl who listens to
New Dreamers on KLCC 89.7 on
Tuesday nights. I guess Monday
too. ☎ 9413 (07/19/01)
SWM SEEKS
Attractive woman for dinner,
bicycling, walks. I love horses,
dancing, camping, shopping.
Race unimportant. 6’, 165, clean
cut. 40-55. ☎ 9395 (07/19/01)
SWM, 36.
Attractive, in shape, muscular,
educated, 6’, 200. ISO attractive,
HWP women who are looking for
some fun and excitement with
together male. ☎ 9394
(07/19/01)
TOO BUSY
To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”,
Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too,
but wants to get together here
and there to have fun. If this is
you, talk to me. ☎ 9364
(07/19/01)
NATURE, HIKING
Bicycling, XC skiing, music, din-
ing, wine, Bijou... General adven-
turing indoors and outdoors.
SWPM educated, stable, quirky
sense of humor ISO 30s educated
SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 9363
(07/19/01)
NO BIRKENSTOCKS!
Graying hipster looking to meet
nerdy, arty braniac (whatever
age) for eyebrow raising summer
frolic. Bonus points for unstylish
glasses, messy hair, bad attitude.
☎ 9357 (8/28/03)
CLOSET THESPIAN?
Priapic, would-be impresario
seeks potential drama queen,
interested in creating sponta-
neous, private (?) erotic theatri-
cal spectacles in multiple acts.
Explore your inner Bernhardt -
playing is the thing. ☎ 9354
(8/28/03)
REAL AD!
Sweet, sincere man with a heart
to love. But nobody wants, so I
must give up. Never to find some-
one to share, enjoy life and love.
☎ 9350 (8/28/03)
LONGHAIRED SCORPIO
SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative,
intelligent, passionate, affection-
ate, romantic, stable, herb friend-
ly individual seeks similar person-
ality for friendship, stimulation,
fun times and wild adventures. ☎
9345 (07/19/01)
OPEN AND HONEST
SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF,
18-23, to share good times with.
Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343
(07/19/01)
VISIGOTH
Seeks village girls. Sarcastic
country punk seeks co-conspira-
tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor-
ror movies, freaky friends, cute
fuzzy critters and dark humor.
Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342
(07/19/01)
I’M LONELY
Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy
all races, shorter women, prefer-
ably 40-60. I own a business.
DWM, homeowner, secure, 60,
med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎ 9338
(07/19/01)
CHARMING SCOUNDREL
Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler,
momma’s boy. Seeks lovely
reformer. Relationship only.
Handsome, loving, works end-
lessly making mate happy. You
need good one or don’t call. You:
cute, nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265
(08/21/03)
EACH STEP
We take leads to growth, if we
risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single
male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender-
ness and companionship with
intelligent,
compassionate
woman, age unimportant. ☎ 9276
(08/21/03)
ENJOYMENT
Hot tubbing, massaging, incense,
toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative,
playful, unique, sensitive, intense,
artistic, imaginative. Works out,
values home life. Likes dancing.
☎ 9330 (07/19/01)
JUST LOOKING
Me: 21 and looking for someone
to share an afternoon, evening,
morning. All, or just one? You: 18-
23, fun to be with and have a
good laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03)
COUNTRY FAIR OR?
DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests
include music, photography, pets,
computers, astrology, bike riding.
ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS, ND, HWP.
☎ 9281 (08/21/03)
OLD, SLOW HIKER
Looking for companion to share
treks in the mountains. SWM, 60,
NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see what
else we have in common. ☎ 9280
(08/21/03)
GOOD SPANKING
Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking
female (S/M); loves a man that is
strong and demanding. She must
know what she wants and how to
ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03)
EROTIC SPIRITUALITY
I am to be consecrated in mar-
riage to the Holy Spirit through
the medium of you, my spousal
Beloved, in sacred betrothal
through the ritual discipline of
Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03)
THE ONE
That got away. Reel in this great
catch. 32 y.o. New to singles
scene. Looking for fun and frolic.
Catch and release or keep and
enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03)
EASY TO BE WITH
Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov-
ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40,
look young 30. Introverted yet
adventurous and brave. Seeking
attractive HWP, loving female.
5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR.
Very good friends first. Movies,
walks, coast, dinners, dancing,
talking and not talking. ☎ 9218
(07/07/03)
HEY!! (YES, YOU!)
SWGF, 37. Looking for femme-ish
who doesn’t respond to person-
als (who am I kidding, probably
doesn’t exist). I’m oblivious to the
advances of women, but not des-
perate (no, really). ☎ 9403
(07/19/01)
BOTTICELLI BEAUTY
34 y.o. Feminine, pretty, creative,
intelligent, intuitive, sexy, DWbiF
seeks same for first time and
beyond. Funky glasses, slender,
role-playing: yum. Couples con-
sidered. Let’s trade fantasies. ☎
9399 (07/19/01)
NICE GUY
21, have lived in Eugene for
almost a year. Looking for some-
one who enjoys music, outdoors,
good herbs and knows how to
chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217
(07/07/03)
NUDE BEACH
Nude beach buddies wanted.
Lesbian, 47. ISO other lesbian
nudists, 37-55, emotionally
mature enough to know naked
doesn’t mean sex. Not perfect,
you don’t need to be either. ☎
9393 (07/19/01)
IS THIS DESIRE
Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing
single man with artistic leanings
and lightly warped sense of
humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic
playmate (40+) for gustatory
and amorous summer adven-
tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03)
SPECIAL GAL PAL
Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet,
book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live
simply, love sweetly, laugh whole-
heartedly, creative. NS, ND. ISO
special friendship. ☎ 9278
(08/21/03)
VIDEO EDITOR
Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO sum-
mer fun with smart, funny, attrac-
tive woman, 43-53. Enjoys walk-
ing, talking, country fairs, boat-
ing, touristing, possible help with
video shoots. ☎ 9211 (07/07/03)
WRITE TO ME!
SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic,
active, financially stable. Enjoys
hiking, travel, humor, cooking and
gardening. Seeks woman with
similar interests to enjoy LTR.
BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍ ()
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non-
balding dark hair, nicely built,
nonsmoking, health conscious
and financially independent. I’m
seeking someone with no chil-
dren, a cute figure, feminine, sen-
suous and submissive in an inti-
mate context. I’m experienced,
safe, gentle. I’m a good conver-
sationalist; like the outdoors,
books, movies, music, vegetarian
cooking. Dislikes include pork,
margarine and organized reli-
gion.
Interested?
Write
“Resident” POB 25160, Portland,
OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03)
PICK ME!
Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO
F2M or boyish female, 21-26.
Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors
or out. Let’s laugh and be
naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎
9268 (08/21/03)
HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS
Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share
interests. I’m a jamband lovin’,
always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o.
herb-friendly sexual countess.
Looking for friends and hopefully
more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus!
☎ 9263 (08/21/03)
2 MEN ISO MEN
Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile
tops. ISO other masculine, versa-
tile top men for fun, sweaty play.
Giving and receiving, hot tub,
wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01)
JUST FOR FUN
Looking for guys who want to
have a great time. Must be clean
and safe. All men welcome. Gay,
str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269
(08/21/03)
BI-CURIOUS?
SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and
std-free. Looking for same for
experimentation, maybe more?
Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion
assured, expected. ☎ 9203
(07/07/03)
19 Y.O.
Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18-
20, to have interesting and “curi-
ous” encounter with. Must be
drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎
9201 (07/07/03)
UNIVERSE
Leather, lace restraints. Toys.
Want it all in my wildest fantasy.
Bored in bed, mind wandering.
Want erotic teacher to show me
uncontrollable orgasmic uni-
verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03)
LYRIS, WOW!
Met you at Hempfest. I was
wearing your shirt. You are so
beautiful. Would you like to get
together to play our basses? ☎
9419 (07/19/01)
WHAT IS SILLINESS?
Knowing the beauty of a kiss
because you just react to passion
or lips burning in silence? Inspire
me. ☎ 9415 (07/19/01)
FAIR TALK
Country fair. Kind Whitebird
medic. Registration booth woman
regretted being too busy to chat
more. Same age kids, service ori-
ented work in our lives. Continue
the conversation? ☎ 9411
(07/19/01)
I SEE YOU
Leaving Eugene. Going on tour.
Leaving a black hole in the the-
atre community. You are impossi-
ble to replace both in talent and in
our affections. Good luck in all
your adventures. Visit often.
Corey, don’t ever stop being the
S.O.B. we all know and love!
~LLTC Horde ()
REGAL GODDESS
You: manager with black hair and
stunning curves. Me: handsome
middle age man looking to spice
up my life. Movie? Maybe you’ll
get a sneak peek! ☎ 9408
(07/19/01)
AMATEUR MASSAGE
GWM, 5’11”, 180. ISO people to
develop massage skills on. ☎
9342 (07/19/01)
EXITING BELTLINE
Turning north onto River rd.
12:15pm, Wed. July 16. Beautiful
long curly brown hair, green jeep
Cherokee. Our eyes locked as you
passed in front of me. Call me. ☎
9405 (07/19/01)
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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