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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. JERSEY GIRL Attractive, young 51, Wi, artist educator, well-traveled, vibrant and real. Seeks appealing, articu- late, active, secure men, 45-55, for dinner, possible friendship or LTR. NS, ND, std-free. No peter pans. ☎ 9204 (07/07/03) STOLEN KISSES Looking for someone to share stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS, social drinker. Enjoys books, movies, the beach, cooking and fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable. ☎ 9358 (8/28/03) TALK TO ME Wildly intellectual, petite, raven- haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre- ative, intelligent, beautiful, free spirit, 18-21, to share long con- versations and summer adven- tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351 (8/28/03) NICE LADY SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40- 100, exercise partner for fun and friendship. To get back into shape with. No small children or vege- tarians, please. Smoker ok. ☎ 9348 (8/28/03) LIFE AFTER LOVE? Single Mom, 43, with 3 fatherless young teens seeks family man with professional ambition and lots of love to give. ☎ 9340 (07/19/01) WHITE LIGHT LOVER We’re already joined in divine mind, just need to meet in per- son. I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled, herb friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-. Is my soulmate in this area? ☎ 9335 (07/19/01) SWF, 44, LEO HWP, attractive. Adult children on own. Mature sense of humor, adult children on own okay. Financially secure, HWP, outgo- ing. Good communication skills, honesty, kindness, cleanliness a must. No emotional, financial baggage. Love traveling, outdoor activities, camping, etc. Movies, good conversation. ND, social drinker okay. Must like animals, children. Friendship, playmate, maybe more. Race not issue. Write Blind Box “SPW” ✍ SHORT SPORTY Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov- ing Scorpio. Seeking single, hand- some, hardworking, higher-edu- cated, honest hunk, 24-32. ☎ 9298 (08/21/03) JUST FRIEND FOR FUN Sexy, vibrant and passionate woman in 40s seeks black man for movies, dinner, dancing and outdoor activities. Indoor activi- ties optional! 30-60, no dead- beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291 (08/21/03) CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who’d like his soulmate to be a woman who’s most of the above, slightly older with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03) MASSEUSE SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes, 5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing, affectionate, loves humor. Seeking someone fairly attrac- tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan- cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎ 9228 (07/07/03) SECURE? Transsexual woman, 28, lots of interests. Seeking older man to have all variety of fun with. You be: sincere, secure, intelligent and generous. I will be: too much fun. ☎ 9225 (07/07/03) LIVE ONE HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra- sively funny, intelligent, vibrant, totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM, 25-37, for casual dating and everyday affection. Your kids ok, no intense baggage, social stig- mas. Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208 (07/07/03) FUNNY GIRL And no, I am not talking about the musical. You’re a babbling idiot with no clue. I’m just the gal for you. Let’s play some ball and ride off into the sunset together. ☎ 9170 (08/07/03) HEY NOW!!! All I want to know is are you kind. Super-fun, kind hippie chick, 32, new to area. ISO energized, easy- going deadheads for friendship, adventure and who knows what else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03) SUMMER FLING? Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev- astatingly attractive, genuinely nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent conversation, coffee or concerts. No psychos or weenies, por favor. ☎ 9146 (08/07/03) UP FOR A TRADE? My witty repartee, high intellect & low-key attitude for your amazing laugh, excellent taste, entertain- ing conversation and ability to keep me on my toes. You: late 20s-mid 30s, stubborn, uber-cool. No mullets. ☎ 9138 (08/07/03) ATTRACTIVE PROFES- SIONAL SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret- ty (so they say). Want to enjoy company of mature, educated male, 70+, while visiting in June/July. Companion to attend Bach and other festivals/events, dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135 (08/07/03) TOO BUSY To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”, Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too, but wants to get together here and there to have fun. If this is you, talk to me. ☎ 9364 (07/19/01) NATURE, HIKING Bicycling, XC skiing, music, din- ing, wine, Bijou... General adven- turing indoors and outdoors. SWPM educated, stable, quirky sense of humor ISO 30s educated SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 9363 (07/19/01) NO BIRKENSTOCKS! Graying hipster looking to meet nerdy, arty braniac (whatever age) for eyebrow raising summer frolic. Bonus points for unstylish glasses, messy hair, bad attitude. ☎ 9357 (8/28/03) CLOSET THESPIAN? Priapic, would-be impresario seeks potential drama queen, interested in creating sponta- neous, private (?) erotic theatri- cal spectacles in multiple acts. Explore your inner Bernhardt - playing is the thing. ☎ 9354 (8/28/03) REAL AD! Sweet, sincere man with a heart to love. But nobody wants, so I must give up. Never to find some- one to share, enjoy life and love. ☎ 9350 (8/28/03) LONGHAIRED SCORPIO SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative, intelligent, passionate, affection- ate, romantic, stable, herb friend- ly individual seeks similar person- ality for friendship, stimulation, fun times and wild adventures. ☎ 9345 (07/19/01) OPEN AND HONEST SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF, 18-23, to share good times with. Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343 (07/19/01) SPECIAL GAL PAL Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet, book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live simply, love sweetly, laugh whole- heartedly, creative. NS, ND. ISO special friendship. ☎ 9278 (08/21/03) UNIVERSE Leather, lace restraints. Toys. Want it all in my wildest fantasy. Bored in bed, mind wandering. Want erotic teacher to show me uncontrollable orgasmic uni- verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03) PICK ME! Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO F2M or boyish female, 21-26. Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors or out. Let’s laugh and be naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎ 9268 (08/21/03) SWF, 23 looking for M/F, 21-30. NA, ND. Must like kids. Let’s have fun and go out. Those toting emotional luggage, don’t bother. ☎ 9095 (07/23/03) HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share interests. I’m a jamband lovin’, always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o. herb-friendly sexual countess. Looking for friends and hopefully more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus! ☎ 9263 (08/21/03) FOR A WHILE Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut- in seeks shy eccentric for hand- holding, mild hysterics, wild mon- key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno. ☎ 9164 (08/07/03) ISO GIRLFRIEND I’m involved in LD relationship. Looking to spend some time. 33, single mom, interested in femme woman. Let’s meet and see how it goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03) VISIGOTH Seeks village girls. Sarcastic country punk seeks co-conspira- tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor- ror movies, freaky friends, cute fuzzy critters and dark humor. Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342 (07/19/01) I’M LONELY Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy all races, shorter women, prefer- ably 40-60. I own a business. DWM, homeowner, secure, 60, med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎ 9338 (07/19/01) ENJOYMENT Hot tubbing, massaging, incense, toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative, playful, unique, sensitive, intense, artistic, imaginative. Works out, values home life. Likes dancing. ☎ 9330 (07/19/01) JUST LOOKING Me: 21 and looking for someone to share an afternoon, evening, morning. All, or just one? You: 18- 23, fun to be with and have a good laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03) COUNTRY FAIR OR? DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests include music, photography, pets, computers, astrology, bike riding. ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS, ND, HWP. ☎ 9281 (08/21/03) CHARMING SCOUNDREL Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler, momma’s boy. Seeks lovely reformer. Relationship only. Handsome, loving, works end- lessly making mate happy. You need good one or don’t call. You: cute, nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265 (08/21/03) EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03) THE ONE That got away. Reel in this great catch. 32 y.o. New to singles scene. Looking for fun and frolic. Catch and release or keep and enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03) EASY TO BE WITH Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov- ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40, look young 30. Introverted yet adventurous and brave. Seeking attractive HWP, loving female. 5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR. Very good friends first. Movies, walks, coast, dinners, dancing, talking and not talking. ☎ 9218 (07/07/03) OLD, SLOW HIKER Looking for companion to share treks in the mountains. SWM, 60, NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see what else we have in common. ☎ 9280 (08/21/03) NICE GUY 21, have lived in Eugene for almost a year. Looking for some- one who enjoys music, outdoors, good herbs and knows how to chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217 (07/07/03) EACH STEP We take leads to growth, if we risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender- ness and companionship with intelligent, compassionate woman, age unimportant. ☎ 9276 (08/21/03) IS THIS DESIRE Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing single man with artistic leanings and lightly warped sense of humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic playmate (40+) for gustatory and amorous summer adven- tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03) GOOD SPANKING Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking female (S/M); loves a man that is strong and demanding. She must know what she wants and how to ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03) VIDEO EDITOR Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO sum- mer fun with smart, funny, attrac- tive woman, 43-53. Enjoys walk- ing, talking, country fairs, boat- ing, touristing, possible help with video shoots. ☎ 9211 (07/07/03) WRITE TO ME! SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic, active, financially stable. Enjoys hiking, travel, humor, cooking and gardening. Seeks woman with similar interests to enjoy LTR. BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍ SWM, 45 Not rich or famous, but I am a nice guy seeking a nice woman. 5’11”, 175, Brown hair and eyes. Let’s talk & see. ☎ 9173 (08/07/03) GREAT LOOKING Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape, NS, very secured and very affec- tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady, NS. Who will be the first in my life? You won’t be disappointed. ☎ 9171 (08/07/03) RISQUÉ 40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi- nant and smart about what women like mentally and physical- ly. ISO feminine woman; busty, fit and in heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03) MIDLIFE ROMANCE Recipe: combine 2 whole, creative hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4 lov- ing brown eyes, 2 melancholy smiles, a dash of compromise, 2 sensitive musical souls. Simmer for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03) ACTOR SEEKING Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu- dent, handsome, funny, caring, romantic, loyal. Seeking someone to have fun and be close with. Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160 (08/07/03) SUMMER TIME I am stable, health conscious, self-employed, caring. Big garden, veg-chef. 75% raw. Tennis and swimming. Bijou, boating on coast, interested in sharing time. HM ISO companion. ☎ 9157 (08/07/03) SILLY SONG Very overweight, irresponsible, loving guy (bad speller also). ISO woman foolish enough to date me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03) SEEKING COMPANY of mature woman who is young in spirit, active, politically liberal comfortable with range of people and interested in companionship and fun including walks, dancing, movies and good conversation about variety of topics. ☎ 9139 (08/07/03) SEXUAL PROWESS Sexual healing goddess. Wants a match for her unquenchable sex- ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle with the throttle to make it worth it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142 (08/07/03) I WANT You to want me for best friends or lovers. To cuddle, caress and massage. You be into outdoors, atvs, beach and camping, NS, ND, clean. Me: 30, bi-female or les- bian. ☎ 9137 (08/07/03) SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED To play large instrument for the summer. Co-ed 2 person band. Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry large rack and common sense at all times. Now taking applications for all positions. Surfboards need not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03) SWF 20-35??? Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non- balding dark hair, nicely built, nonsmoking, health conscious and financially independent. I’m seeking someone with no chil- dren, a cute figure, feminine, sen- suous and submissive in an inti- mate context. I’m experienced, safe, gentle. I’m a good conver- sationalist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cooking. Dislikes include pork, margarine and organized reli- gion. Interested? Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03) 1 SWEET PETITE NS, attractive, affectionate, fun, smiley, honest, good personality, easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38 to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”, brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus- cular, fit, humorous, respectful, special, magical hands, kind, NA. For camping, fishing, motorcycle rides, singing, music, car races, playing pool, and romance. ☎ 9226 (07/07/03) MORNING WORKOUT smiles, ocean sunset dances, SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52, 5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde- pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎ 9267 (08/21/03) 35 Y.O. Married bi-male seeks LTR with bi-male. You must be married or in LTR with woman. Disease free. ☎ 9359 (8/28/03) 2 MEN ISO MEN Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile tops. ISO other masculine, versa- tile top men for fun, sweaty play. Giving and receiving, hot tub, wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01) NEW TO AREA Seeking professional older male. 6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice man to show me around. ☎ 9299 (08/21/03) JUST FOR FUN Looking for guys who want to have a great time. Must be clean and safe. All men welcome. Gay, str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269 (08/21/03) BI-CURIOUS? SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and std-free. Looking for same for experimentation, maybe more? Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion assured, expected. ☎ 9203 (07/07/03) 19 Y.O. Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18- 20, to have interesting and “curi- ous” encounter with. Must be drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎ 9201 (07/07/03) 7/11 SWEET LIFE You: white tank top in front of Sweet Life. You waved. Couldn’t take my eyes off you. Waved again. Couldn’t take my mind off you. Could I say Hi in person? ☎ 9362 (07/19/01) EVERLAST! Written on the hip of your warm- ups. Me: Italian male sitting on bus 11am-ish Sat. going to OCF. You: standing beauty in black returning my smiles. Let’s meet. Call. ☎ 9360 (07/19/01) MY JEROMEO You wake my heart everyday to smile as I see you play with our kids. The best revenge is a life lived well. Thank you. xoxo. YYY. YOU BEAUTIFUL Wonderful, creative people who attended and put on the Country Fair. Thank you! I will miss and think of you dearly. Until next year... ☎ 9355 (8/28/03) MELONGUERO I sold you a pair of shoes for Tango on Saturday 7/12. We chat- ted about metatarsal fatigue. Good chemistry? Leaving in August. Coffee, Melonga? Your call. ☎ 9352 (8/28/03) HIGH/17TH LIZ Liz, come over to my house and I will show you the rest of my gar- den. I will be watering the City’s flowers next Thursday too. ☎ 9347 (8/28/03) BANNERS You burned their CD for me and a friend, but never got a chance to say thank you. I live in Portland, but visit Eugene often. Coffee or drinks sometime? ☎ 9339 (07/19/01) THANK YOU To the person who found my bag on 7/7/03. You did such an amaz- ing thing. Thank you a million times, you will not be forgotten. ☎ 9336 (07/19/01) HOT LIFEGUARD River Rd. Park 7/10. You: 5’9”, tan, toned and short brown hair. What team do you swim for? ☎ 9332 (07/19/01) CAFE PARADISO Notice to attendees Thursday Rutny Foster concert. I apologize for my conduct. I was out of place. My dance was inappropri- ate; My apologies. Especially to Walker T. Ryan; I APOLOGIZE. ~Old Man Dancing~ () VW WESTY GIRL Asked you for directions to ulti- mate game near Willamette Park in Corvallis 2 weeks ago. You had dogs and pale yellow Westy. Can’t get you out of my mind, want to find you again. ☎ 9296 (08/21/03) Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 34 JULY 17, 2003
