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JERSEY GIRL
Attractive, young 51, Wi, artist
educator, well-traveled, vibrant
and real. Seeks appealing, articu-
late, active, secure men, 45-55,
for dinner, possible friendship or
LTR. NS, ND, std-free. No peter
pans. ☎ 9204 (07/07/03)
STOLEN KISSES
Looking for someone to share
stolen kisses with. SWF, 21, NS,
social drinker. Enjoys books,
movies, the beach, cooking and
fun. LTR, friendship? Negotiable.
☎ 9358 (8/28/03)
TALK TO ME
Wildly intellectual, petite, raven-
haired goddess, 18. Seeks cre-
ative, intelligent, beautiful, free
spirit, 18-21, to share long con-
versations and summer adven-
tures with. Be genuine. ☎ 9351
(8/28/03)
NICE LADY
SWF, 5’9”, 48. Seeks tall, SM, 40-
100, exercise partner for fun and
friendship. To get back into shape
with. No small children or vege-
tarians, please. Smoker ok. ☎
9348 (8/28/03)
LIFE AFTER LOVE?
Single Mom, 43, with 3 fatherless
young teens seeks family man
with professional ambition and
lots of love to give. ☎ 9340
(07/19/01)
WHITE LIGHT LOVER
We’re already joined in divine
mind, just need to meet in per-
son. I’m plump, fun, spirit-filled,
herb friendly, sexy. Age 50 +/-.
Is my soulmate in this area? ☎
9335 (07/19/01)
SWF, 44, LEO
HWP, attractive. Adult children on
own. Mature sense of humor,
adult children on own okay.
Financially secure, HWP, outgo-
ing. Good communication skills,
honesty, kindness, cleanliness a
must. No emotional, financial
baggage. Love traveling, outdoor
activities, camping, etc. Movies,
good conversation. ND, social
drinker okay. Must like animals,
children. Friendship, playmate,
maybe more. Race not issue.
Write Blind Box “SPW” ✍
SHORT SPORTY
Spunky, sincere, sassy, shoe-lov-
ing Scorpio. Seeking single, hand-
some, hardworking, higher-edu-
cated, honest hunk, 24-32. ☎
9298 (08/21/03)
JUST FRIEND FOR FUN
Sexy, vibrant and passionate
woman in 40s seeks black man
for movies, dinner, dancing and
outdoor activities. Indoor activi-
ties optional! 30-60, no dead-
beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291
(08/21/03)
CREATIVE
Educated, musical, spiritual,
young, left-handed man with 5:00
shadow wanted who’d like his
soulmate to be a woman who’s
most of the above, slightly older
with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03)
MASSEUSE
SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes,
5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing,
affectionate, loves humor.
Seeking someone fairly attrac-
tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan-
cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎
9228 (07/07/03)
SECURE?
Transsexual woman, 28, lots of
interests. Seeking older man to
have all variety of fun with. You
be: sincere, secure, intelligent
and generous. I will be: too much
fun. ☎ 9225
(07/07/03)
LIVE ONE
HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra-
sively funny, intelligent, vibrant,
totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM,
25-37, for casual dating and
everyday affection. Your kids ok,
no intense baggage, social stig-
mas. Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208
(07/07/03)
FUNNY GIRL
And no, I am not talking about the
musical. You’re a babbling idiot
with no clue. I’m just the gal for
you. Let’s play some ball and ride
off into the sunset together. ☎
9170 (08/07/03)
HEY NOW!!!
All I want to know is are you kind.
Super-fun, kind hippie chick, 32,
new to area. ISO energized, easy-
going deadheads for friendship,
adventure and who knows what
else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03)
SUMMER FLING?
Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly
beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev-
astatingly attractive, genuinely
nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent
conversation, coffee or concerts.
No psychos or weenies, por favor.
☎ 9146 (08/07/03)
UP FOR A TRADE?
My witty repartee, high intellect &
low-key attitude for your amazing
laugh, excellent taste, entertain-
ing conversation and ability to
keep me on my toes. You: late
20s-mid 30s, stubborn, uber-cool.
No mullets. ☎ 9138 (08/07/03)
ATTRACTIVE PROFES-
SIONAL
SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret-
ty (so they say). Want to enjoy
company of mature, educated
male, 70+, while visiting in
June/July. Companion to attend
Bach and other festivals/events,
dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135
(08/07/03)
TOO BUSY
To have fun. Me: SDM, 28, 5’10”,
Brown/blue, 170. You: busy too,
but wants to get together here
and there to have fun. If this is
you, talk to me. ☎ 9364
(07/19/01)
NATURE, HIKING
Bicycling, XC skiing, music, din-
ing, wine, Bijou... General adven-
turing indoors and outdoors.
SWPM educated, stable, quirky
sense of humor ISO 30s educated
SPF, NS. Possible LTR. ☎ 9363
(07/19/01)
NO BIRKENSTOCKS!
Graying hipster looking to meet
nerdy, arty braniac (whatever
age) for eyebrow raising summer
frolic. Bonus points for unstylish
glasses, messy hair, bad attitude.
☎ 9357 (8/28/03)
CLOSET THESPIAN?
Priapic, would-be impresario
seeks potential drama queen,
interested in creating sponta-
neous, private (?) erotic theatri-
cal spectacles in multiple acts.
Explore your inner Bernhardt -
playing is the thing. ☎ 9354
(8/28/03)
REAL AD!
Sweet, sincere man with a heart
to love. But nobody wants, so I
must give up. Never to find some-
one to share, enjoy life and love.
☎ 9350 (8/28/03)
LONGHAIRED SCORPIO
SM, 43, unique, artistic, creative,
intelligent, passionate, affection-
ate, romantic, stable, herb friend-
ly individual seeks similar person-
ality for friendship, stimulation,
fun times and wild adventures. ☎
9345 (07/19/01)
OPEN AND HONEST
SM, 20, 6’, brown eyes. ISO SWF,
18-23, to share good times with.
Date first, LTR second. ☎ 9343
(07/19/01)
SPECIAL GAL PAL
Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet,
book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live
simply, love sweetly, laugh whole-
heartedly, creative. NS, ND. ISO
special friendship. ☎ 9278
(08/21/03)
UNIVERSE
Leather, lace restraints. Toys.
Want it all in my wildest fantasy.
Bored in bed, mind wandering.
Want erotic teacher to show me
uncontrollable orgasmic uni-
verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03)
PICK ME!
Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO
F2M or boyish female, 21-26.
Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors
or out. Let’s laugh and be
naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎
9268 (08/21/03)
SWF, 23
looking for M/F, 21-30. NA, ND.
Must like kids. Let’s have fun and
go out. Those toting emotional
luggage, don’t bother. ☎ 9095
(07/23/03)
HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS
Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share
interests. I’m a jamband lovin’,
always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o.
herb-friendly sexual countess.
Looking for friends and hopefully
more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus!
☎ 9263 (08/21/03)
FOR A WHILE
Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut-
in seeks shy eccentric for hand-
holding, mild hysterics, wild mon-
key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno.
☎ 9164 (08/07/03)
ISO GIRLFRIEND
I’m involved in LD relationship.
Looking to spend some time. 33,
single mom, interested in femme
woman. Let’s meet and see how
it goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03)
VISIGOTH
Seeks village girls. Sarcastic
country punk seeks co-conspira-
tor. Must enjoy Pabst 40s, B hor-
ror movies, freaky friends, cute
fuzzy critters and dark humor.
Sugar mamas welcome! ☎ 9342
(07/19/01)
I’M LONELY
Looking for a partner, NS. I enjoy
all races, shorter women, prefer-
ably 40-60. I own a business.
DWM, homeowner, secure, 60,
med. ht/wt, gray/blue. ☎ 9338
(07/19/01)
ENJOYMENT
Hot tubbing, massaging, incense,
toys, etc. 56 y.o., 157, creative,
playful, unique, sensitive, intense,
artistic, imaginative. Works out,
values home life. Likes dancing.
☎ 9330 (07/19/01)
JUST LOOKING
Me: 21 and looking for someone
to share an afternoon, evening,
morning. All, or just one? You: 18-
23, fun to be with and have a
good laugh. ☎ 9294 (08/21/03)
COUNTRY FAIR OR?
DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests
include music, photography, pets,
computers, astrology, bike riding.
ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS, ND, HWP.
☎ 9281 (08/21/03)
CHARMING
SCOUNDREL
Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler,
momma’s boy. Seeks lovely
reformer. Relationship only.
Handsome, loving, works end-
lessly making mate happy. You
need good one or don’t call. You:
cute, nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265
(08/21/03)
EROTIC SPIRITUALITY
I am to be consecrated in mar-
riage to the Holy Spirit through
the medium of you, my spousal
Beloved, in sacred betrothal
through the ritual discipline of
Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03)
THE ONE
That got away. Reel in this great
catch. 32 y.o. New to singles
scene. Looking for fun and frolic.
Catch and release or keep and
enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03)
EASY TO BE WITH
Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov-
ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40,
look young 30. Introverted yet
adventurous and brave. Seeking
attractive HWP, loving female.
5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR.
Very good friends first. Movies,
walks, coast, dinners, dancing,
talking and not talking. ☎ 9218
(07/07/03)
OLD, SLOW HIKER
Looking for companion to share
treks in the mountains. SWM, 60,
NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see what
else we have in common. ☎ 9280
(08/21/03)
NICE GUY
21, have lived in Eugene for
almost a year. Looking for some-
one who enjoys music, outdoors,
good herbs and knows how to
chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217
(07/07/03)
EACH STEP
We take leads to growth, if we
risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single
male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender-
ness and companionship with
intelligent,
compassionate
woman, age unimportant. ☎ 9276
(08/21/03)
IS THIS DESIRE
Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing
single man with artistic leanings
and lightly warped sense of
humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic
playmate (40+) for gustatory
and amorous summer adven-
tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03)
GOOD SPANKING
Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking
female (S/M); loves a man that is
strong and demanding. She must
know what she wants and how to
ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03)
VIDEO EDITOR
Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO sum-
mer fun with smart, funny, attrac-
tive woman, 43-53. Enjoys walk-
ing, talking, country fairs, boat-
ing, touristing, possible help with
video shoots. ☎ 9211 (07/07/03)
WRITE TO ME!
SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic,
active, financially stable. Enjoys
hiking, travel, humor, cooking and
gardening. Seeks woman with
similar interests to enjoy LTR.
BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍
SWM, 45
Not rich or famous, but I am a
nice guy seeking a nice woman.
5’11”, 175, Brown hair and eyes.
Let’s talk & see. ☎ 9173
(08/07/03)
GREAT LOOKING
Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape,
NS, very secured and very affec-
tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady,
NS. Who will be the first in my
life? You won’t be disappointed. ☎
9171 (08/07/03)
RISQUÉ
40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi-
nant and smart about what
women like mentally and physical-
ly. ISO feminine woman; busty, fit
and in heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03)
MIDLIFE ROMANCE
Recipe: combine 2 whole, creative
hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4 lov-
ing brown eyes, 2 melancholy
smiles, a dash of compromise, 2
sensitive musical souls. Simmer
for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03)
ACTOR SEEKING
Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu-
dent, handsome, funny, caring,
romantic, loyal. Seeking someone
to have fun and be close with.
Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into
having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160
(08/07/03)
SUMMER TIME
I am stable, health conscious,
self-employed, caring. Big garden,
veg-chef. 75% raw. Tennis and
swimming. Bijou, boating on
coast, interested in sharing time.
HM ISO companion. ☎ 9157
(08/07/03)
SILLY SONG
Very overweight, irresponsible,
loving guy (bad speller also). ISO
woman foolish enough to date
me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll
be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03)
SEEKING COMPANY
of mature woman who is young in
spirit, active, politically liberal
comfortable with range of people
and interested in companionship
and fun including walks, dancing,
movies and good conversation
about variety of topics. ☎ 9139
(08/07/03)
SEXUAL PROWESS
Sexual healing goddess. Wants a
match for her unquenchable sex-
ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle
with the throttle to make it worth
it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142
(08/07/03)
I WANT
You to want me for best friends
or lovers. To cuddle, caress and
massage. You be into outdoors,
atvs, beach and camping, NS, ND,
clean. Me: 30, bi-female or les-
bian. ☎ 9137 (08/07/03)
SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED
To play large instrument for the
summer. Co-ed 2 person band.
Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry
large rack and common sense at
all times. Now taking applications
for all positions. Surfboards need
not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03)
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non-
balding dark hair, nicely built,
nonsmoking, health conscious
and financially independent. I’m
seeking someone with no chil-
dren, a cute figure, feminine, sen-
suous and submissive in an inti-
mate context. I’m experienced,
safe, gentle. I’m a good conver-
sationalist; like the outdoors,
books, movies, music, vegetarian
cooking. Dislikes include pork,
margarine and organized reli-
gion.
Interested?
Write
“Resident” POB 25160, Portland,
OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03)
1 SWEET PETITE
NS, attractive, affectionate, fun,
smiley, honest, good personality,
easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38
to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”,
brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus-
cular, fit, humorous, respectful,
special, magical hands, kind, NA.
For camping, fishing, motorcycle
rides, singing, music, car races,
playing pool, and romance. ☎
9226 (07/07/03)
MORNING WORKOUT
smiles, ocean sunset dances,
SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52,
5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon
and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO
WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde-
pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎
9267 (08/21/03)
35 Y.O.
Married bi-male seeks LTR with
bi-male. You must be married or
in LTR with woman. Disease free.
☎ 9359 (8/28/03)
2 MEN ISO MEN
Albany. GWC, 39 and 51, versatile
tops. ISO other masculine, versa-
tile top men for fun, sweaty play.
Giving and receiving, hot tub,
wine, 4:20. ☎ 9331 (07/19/01)
NEW TO AREA
Seeking professional older male.
6’0”, 175, nice body. ISO nice
man to show me around. ☎ 9299
(08/21/03)
JUST FOR FUN
Looking for guys who want to
have a great time. Must be clean
and safe. All men welcome. Gay,
str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269
(08/21/03)
BI-CURIOUS?
SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and
std-free. Looking for same for
experimentation, maybe more?
Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion
assured, expected. ☎ 9203
(07/07/03)
19 Y.O.
Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18-
20, to have interesting and “curi-
ous” encounter with. Must be
drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎
9201 (07/07/03)
7/11 SWEET LIFE
You: white tank top in front of
Sweet Life. You waved. Couldn’t
take my eyes off you. Waved
again. Couldn’t take my mind off
you. Could I say Hi in person? ☎
9362 (07/19/01)
EVERLAST!
Written on the hip of your warm-
ups. Me: Italian male sitting on
bus 11am-ish Sat. going to OCF.
You: standing beauty in black
returning my smiles. Let’s meet.
Call. ☎ 9360 (07/19/01)
MY JEROMEO
You wake my heart everyday to
smile as I see you play with our
kids. The best revenge is a life
lived well. Thank you. xoxo. YYY.
YOU BEAUTIFUL
Wonderful, creative people who
attended and put on the Country
Fair. Thank you! I will miss and
think of you dearly. Until next
year... ☎ 9355 (8/28/03)
MELONGUERO
I sold you a pair of shoes for
Tango on Saturday 7/12. We chat-
ted about metatarsal fatigue.
Good chemistry? Leaving in
August. Coffee, Melonga? Your
call. ☎ 9352 (8/28/03)
HIGH/17TH LIZ
Liz, come over to my house and I
will show you the rest of my gar-
den. I will be watering the City’s
flowers next Thursday too. ☎
9347 (8/28/03)
BANNERS
You burned their CD for me and a
friend, but never got a chance to
say thank you. I live in Portland,
but visit Eugene often. Coffee or
drinks sometime? ☎ 9339
(07/19/01)
THANK YOU
To the person who found my bag
on 7/7/03. You did such an amaz-
ing thing. Thank you a million
times, you will not be forgotten.
☎ 9336 (07/19/01)
HOT LIFEGUARD
River Rd. Park 7/10. You: 5’9”,
tan, toned and short brown hair.
What team do you swim for? ☎
9332 (07/19/01)
CAFE PARADISO
Notice to attendees Thursday
Rutny Foster concert. I apologize
for my conduct. I was out of
place. My dance was inappropri-
ate; My apologies. Especially to
Walker T. Ryan; I APOLOGIZE.
~Old Man Dancing~ ()
VW WESTY GIRL
Asked you for directions to ulti-
mate game near Willamette Park
in Corvallis 2 weeks ago. You had
dogs and pale yellow Westy. Can’t
get you out of my mind, want to
find you again. ☎ 9296
(08/21/03)
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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