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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. HEART OF GOLD 36, down to earth woman with an adventurous spirit. Seeking a good friend with similar interests. Hiking, biking, exploring Oregon wilderness, Saturday Mkt., live music. New in town. ☎ 9086 (07/23/03) JUST FRIEND FOR FUN Sexy, vibrant and passionate woman in 40s seeks black man for movies, dinner, dancing and outdoor activities. Indoor activi- ties optional! 30-60, no dead- beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291 (08/21/03) CREATIVE Educated, musical, spiritual, young, left-handed man with 5:00 shadow wanted who’d like his soulmate to be a woman who’s most of the above, slightly older with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03) MASSEUSE SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes, 5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing, affectionate, loves humor. Seeking someone fairly attrac- tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan- cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎ 9228 (07/07/03) SECURE? Transsexual woman, 28, lots of interests. Seeking older man to have all variety of fun with. You be: sincere, secure, intelligent & generous. I will be: too much fun. ☎ 9225 (07/07/03) LIVE ONE HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra- sively funny, intelligent, vibrant, totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM, 25-37, for casual dating & every- day affection. Your kids ok, no intense baggage, social stigmas. Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208 (07/07/03) JERSEY GIRL Attractive, young 51, Wi, artist educator, well-traveled, vibrant and real. Seeks appealing, articu- late, active, secure men, 45-55, for dinner, possible friendship or LTR. NS, ND, std-free. No peter pans. ☎ 9204 (07/07/03) FUNNY GIRL And no, I am not talking about the musical. You’re a babbling idiot with no clue. I’m just the gal for you. Let’s play some ball & ride off into the sunset together. ☎ 9170 (08/07/03) HEY NOW!!! All I want to know is are you kind. Super-fun, kind hippie chick, 32, new to area. ISO energized, easygoing deadheads for friend- ship, adventure & who knows what else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03) SUMMER FLING? Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev- astatingly attractive, genuinely nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent conversation, coffee or concerts. No psychos or weenies, por favor. ☎ 9146 (08/07/03) UP FOR A TRADE? My witty repartee, high intellect & low-key attitude for your amazing laugh, excellent taste, entertain- ing conversation & ability to keep me on my toes. You: late 20s-mid 30s, stubborn, uber-cool. No mul- lets. ☎ 9138 (08/07/03) ATTRACTIVE PROFES- SIONAL SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret- ty (so they say). Want to enjoy company of mature, educated male, 70+, while visiting in June/July. Companion to attend Bach & other festivals/events, dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135 (08/07/03) YOUNG MAN WANTED Who is energetic, healthy, muscu- lar, funny, honest, assertive, rebellious, untamed, combustible. Me: in “prime of life”. Independent, attractive, tall, toned, adventurous, worldly, indulgent. ☎ 9091 (07/23/03) SUMMER FLING Discreet encounters w/cute bira- cial 24 y.o. You: proportionate, fun, herb friendly. I’m clean, you be too. Let’s be naughty friends. ☎ 9088 (07/23/03) WANTED: ROWDY WOMEN Looking for a new sport? The Eugene Women’s Rugby Club invites you to give rugby a try. All ages welcome & no experience necessary. Check us out! ☎ 9087 (07/23/03) 50-SOMETHING Short, fit, educated, self- employed. Likes music, swim- ming, adventure-travel, Bijou movies, lively conversation, fami- ly. ISO NS 50-60ish man to share life with. ☎ 9067 (07/23/03) IF YOU are: deeply spiritual, funny and fun, liberated, loving, and well- educated, slightly over 35 and 5’8”, and wise enough to embrace your heart’s reflection, call. ☎ 9046 (7/24/03) JUST FOR FUN Looking for guys who want to have a great time. Must be clean and safe. All men welcome. Gay, str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269 (08/21/03) PICK ME! Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO F2M or boyish female, 21-26. Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors or out. Let’s laugh and be naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎ 9268 (08/21/03) COUNTRY FAIR OR? DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests include music, photography, pets, computers, astrology, bike riding. ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS, ND, HWP. ☎ 9281 (08/21/03) BI-CURIOUS? SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and std-free. Looking for same for experimentation, maybe more? Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion assured, expected. ☎ 9203 (07/07/03) OLD, SLOW HIKER Looking for companion to share treks in the mountains. SWM, 60, NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see what else we have in common. ☎ 9280 (08/21/03) EACH STEP We take leads to growth, if we risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender- ness and companionship with intelligent, compassionate woman, age unimportant. ☎ 9276 (08/21/03) CHARMING SCOUNDREL Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler, momma’s boy. Seeks lovely reformer. Relationship only. Handsome, loving, works end- lessly making mate happy. You need good one or don’t call. You: cute, nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265 (08/21/03) GOOD SPANKING Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking female (S/M); loves a man that is strong and demanding. She must know what she wants and how to ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03) EROTIC SPIRITUALITY I am to be consecrated in mar- riage to the Holy Spirit through the medium of you, my spousal Beloved, in sacred betrothal through the ritual discipline of Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03) THE ONE That got away. Reel in this great catch. 32 y.o. New to singles scene. Looking for fun & frolic. Catch and release or keep and enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03) EASY TO BE WITH Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov- ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40, look young 30. Introverted yet adventurous & brave. Seeking attractive HWP, loving female. 5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR. Very good friends first. Movies, walks, coast, dinners, dancing, talking and not talking. ☎ 9218 (07/07/03) NICE GUY 21, have lived in Eugene for almost a year. Looking for some- one who enjoys music, outdoors, good herbs and knows how to chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217 (07/07/03) SWM, 45 Not rich or famous, but I am a nice guy seeking a nice woman. 5’11”, 175, Brown hair & eyes. Let’s talk & see. ☎ 9173 (08/07/03) 19 Y.O. Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18- 20, to have interesting and “curi- ous” encounter with. Must be drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎ 9201 (07/07/03) IS THIS DESIRE Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing single man with artistic leanings and lightly warped sense of humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic playmate (40+) for gustatory and amorous summer adven- tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03) ACTOR SEEKING Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu- dent, handsome, funny, caring, romantic, loyal. Seeking someone to have fun & be close with. Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160 (08/07/03) VIDEO EDITOR Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO sum- mer fun with smart, funny, attrac- tive woman, 43-53. Enjoys walk- ing, talking, country fairs, boat- ing, touristing, possible help with video shoots. ☎ 9211 (07/07/03) BLESSINGS My spirituality & my listening heart are among my many assets. My passion is in human development. I’m late 50s. Love, nature, simple adventures & maintaining my sacred garden in the country. I know myself well & live a sanctuary lifestyle. Looking for woman with same qualities that knows & loves herself. ☎ 9158 (08/07/03) WRITE TO ME! SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic, active, financially stable. Enjoys hiking, travel, humor, cooking and gardening. Seeks woman with similar interests to enjoy LTR. BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍ NO MORE BS Can the crap. 67, that’s right, 67 y.o. wants broad to help out with things like combing my dog, doing the wash and bringing me cold ones. ☎ 9172 (08/07/03) GREAT LOOKING Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape, NS, very secured & very affec- tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady, NS. Who will be the first in my life? You won’t be disappointed. ☎ 9171 (08/07/03) RISQUÉ 40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi- nant & smart about what women like mentally & physically. ISO feminine woman; busty, fit & in heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03) SILLY SONG Very overweight, irresponsible, loving guy (bad speller also). ISO woman foolish enough to date me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03) MIDLIFE ROMANCE Recipe: combine 2 whole, cre- ative hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4 loving brown eyes, 2 melancholy smiles, a dash of compromise, 2 sensitive musical souls. Simmer for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03) SUMMER TIME I am stable, health conscious, self-employed, caring. Big gar- den, veg-chef. 75% raw. Tennis and swimming. Bijou, boating on coast, interested in sharing time. HM ISO companion. ☎ 9157 (08/07/03) SWF 20-35??? Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non- balding dark hair, nicely built, nonsmoking, health conscious & financially independent. I’m seek- ing someone with no children, a cute figure, feminine, sensuous & submissive in an intimate con- text. I’m experienced, safe, gen- tle. I’m a good conversationalist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cooking. Dislikes include pork, margarine &organized religion. Interested? Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03) ISO MR. RIGHT? ALL MR. WRONG? Look no further! SWM, 39, 5’9”, athletic, kind, wealthy, agnostic, educated, artist. ISO SWF 26-35, under 5’9”, slender to athletic, affectionate, truthful, educated. Likes sex, music, literature. Casual to LTR ☎ 9048 (7/24/03) SEEKING COMPANY of mature woman who is young in spirit, active, politically liberal comfortable with range of people & interested in companionship & fun including walks, dancing, movies & good conversation about variety of topics. ☎ 9139 (08/07/03) 1 SWEET PETITE NS, attractive, affectionate, fun, smiley, honest, good personality, easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38 to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”, brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus- cular, fit, humorous, respectful, special, magical hands, kind, NA. For camping, fishing, motorcycle rides, singing, music, car races, playing pool, and romance. ☎ 9226 (07/07/03) SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED To play large instrument for the summer. Co-ed 2 person band. Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry large rack & common sense at all times. Now taking applications for all positions. Surfboards need not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03) ARE YOU THE ONE? I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti- mately for some fun. I like to cud- dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian cooking, all outdoor activities & massages. For a unique & incred- ible experience, contact me. ☎ 9071 (07/23/03) REDHEAD F WANTED Well, hi there to all of you natural redheads. Yes, I do want you, because I’ve waited for quite some time to screw you. ☎ 9090 (07/23/03) MORNING WORKOUT smiles, ocean sunset dances, SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52, 5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde- pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎ 9267 (08/21/03) HOT BI-MALE Seeking other bisexual men for discreet playtime. Showers, mas- sages, anything goes fun. Be sexy, mellow & large. ☎ 9073 (07/23/03) SPECIAL GAL PAL Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet, book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live simply, love sweetly, laugh whole- heartedly, creative. NS, ND. ISO special friendship. ☎ 9278 (08/21/03) HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share interests. I’m a jamband lovin’, always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o. herb-friendly sexual countess. Looking for friends and hopefully more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus! ☎ 9263 (08/21/03) FOR A WHILE Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut- in seeks shy eccentric for hand- holding, mild hysterics, wild mon- key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno. ☎ 9164 (08/07/03) I WANT you to want me for best friends or lovers. To cuddle, caress & mas- sage. You be into outdoors, atvs, beach & camping, NS, ND, clean. Me: 30, bi-female or lesbian. ☎ 9137 (08/07/03) OK, I DIDN’T SEE YOU NOW EXIST Here, there, everywhere. Like in hearts, minds, med. tents, and small Quaker schools. Take your time, follow your path, maybe you’ll get that green ring back. See ya soon! ☎ 9284 (08/21/03) OK, I DIDN’T SEE YOU But my friend did. McCrediie, mid- April. You have 2 donkeys and 2 awesome dogs. My friend became obsessed with us meet- ing. Do you like girls? ☎ 9283 (08/21/03) 18TH ST. You: golden hair in golden Volvo. You couldn’t stop sneezing. Me:I used to call myself a geek, but that is an insult to smart people. ☎ 9279 (08/21/03) BUTTE TO BUTTE ~59:00 Race you to the finish line? You: tall, athletic, long blonde hair. Me: tall, athletic, short blonde hair. Ran together for last half of race, but I beat you to the finish line. Want to go hiking sometime? ☎ 9271 (08/21/03) SPRINGTUCKY LOLA I saw your mullet at the smooch knob show. Your blue streaks make me randy. ☎ 9223 (07/07/03) VOLUPTUOUS GODDESS Walking down 13th. Work at hos- pital? You: long auburn hair, tall and beautiful. Me: shy guy sneak- ing peeks through my window at your radiance. I am blinded, sin- gle? ☎ 9222 (07/07/03) YMCA BBALL MAN Where have you been? Some of us have missed you. You: tall, gor- geous & fierce in your game. You fierce elsewhere? Coffee some- time? ☎ 9221 (07/07/03) UNIVERSE Leather, lace restraints. Toys. Want it all in my wildest fantasy. Bored in bed, mind wandering. Want erotic teacher to show me uncontrollable orgasmic uni- verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03) SWF, 23 looking for M/F, 21-30. NA, ND. Must like kids. Let’s have fun & go out. Those toting emotional lug- gage, don’t bother. ☎ 9095 (07/23/03) ISO GIRLFRIEND I’m involved in LD relationship. Looking to spend some time. 33, single mom, interested in femme woman. Let’s meet & see how it goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03) SEXUAL PROWESS Sexual healing goddess. Wants a match for her unquenchable sex- ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle with the throttle to make it worth it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142 (08/07/03) MISTRESS OF VERIZON Last Thursday a quandary. Prospect of intemperate encounter quickly quelled. You summoned. I rendezvous. You aloof, I’m forlorn. Was this the denouement? Appropriately, cal- low bucks abound; but cannot fathom immeasurable you. Maybe you’re capricious. Maybe you’re merely fond of my scrawl. What void do I fill? Harsh truth may suggest none. Intrigued to hear your unspoken musings. Soon you leave. Call to decon- struct my confusion. TREE THIEF!!! Sunday. We saw you steal our Japanese maple. You are an evil, wicked person. Return it and we will negate the curses we’ve placed upon you... Otherwise, watch your back!!! ☎ 9289 (08/21/03) BEAUTIFUL BLONDE You work at Back 2 Backs. Me: nobody special, just can’t get you out of my mind. Are you free tonight? ☎ 9215 (07/07/03) HAWAII LADY Going to your grandparents in Ashland. Do you believe in love at first sight? I am sorry I could not take you all the way to Amtrak. Dinner? ☎ 9220 (07/07/03) 80S NIGHT At JH. B&W striped shirt, big hoops, red pants. I never appreci- ated 80s music until I saw you dance to it. ☎ 9216 (07/07/03) YMCA HUNK Your dark, tattooed muscles and gorgeous face just do it for me. We look, never talk. What are you thinking? Please say that’s not a wedding ring I noticed 6/29! ☎ 9214 (07/07/03) SATURDAY FIRE Derek, 7/28. You turned what very well could have been a nox- ious, draining experience into something enjoyable. Let’s do that again, only with drinks at Soriah and our banter being the combustible material. ☎ 9297 (08/21/03) DING DONG The witch is dead. That lil’ ol’ bitch, that wicked witch. Ding dong, that stupid witch is gone... ☎ 9207 (07/07/03) COPPERGEM From match.com. Would like to meet you. We match well. Take a chance and call. You won’t know unless you try. ☎ 9197 (07/07/03) Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 34 JULY 10, 2003
