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HEART OF GOLD
36, down to earth woman with an
adventurous spirit. Seeking a
good friend with similar interests.
Hiking, biking, exploring Oregon
wilderness, Saturday Mkt., live
music. New in town. ☎ 9086
(07/23/03)
JUST FRIEND FOR FUN
Sexy, vibrant and passionate
woman in 40s seeks black man
for movies, dinner, dancing and
outdoor activities. Indoor activi-
ties optional! 30-60, no dead-
beats, drugs or players. ☎ 9291
(08/21/03)
CREATIVE
Educated, musical, spiritual,
young, left-handed man with 5:00
shadow wanted who’d like his
soulmate to be a woman who’s
most of the above, slightly older
with kids. ☎ 9290 (08/21/03)
MASSEUSE
SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes,
5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing,
affectionate, loves humor.
Seeking someone fairly attrac-
tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan-
cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎
9228 (07/07/03)
SECURE?
Transsexual woman, 28, lots of
interests. Seeking older man to
have all variety of fun with. You
be: sincere, secure, intelligent &
generous. I will be: too much fun.
☎ 9225 (07/07/03)
LIVE ONE
HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra-
sively funny, intelligent, vibrant,
totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM,
25-37, for casual dating & every-
day affection. Your kids ok, no
intense baggage, social stigmas.
Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208
(07/07/03)
JERSEY GIRL
Attractive, young 51, Wi, artist
educator, well-traveled, vibrant
and real. Seeks appealing, articu-
late, active, secure men, 45-55,
for dinner, possible friendship or
LTR. NS, ND, std-free. No peter
pans. ☎ 9204 (07/07/03)
FUNNY GIRL
And no, I am not talking about the
musical. You’re a babbling idiot
with no clue. I’m just the gal for
you. Let’s play some ball & ride
off into the sunset together. ☎
9170 (08/07/03)
HEY NOW!!!
All I want to know is are you kind.
Super-fun, kind hippie chick, 32,
new to area. ISO energized,
easygoing deadheads for friend-
ship, adventure & who knows
what else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03)
SUMMER FLING?
Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly
beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev-
astatingly attractive, genuinely
nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent
conversation, coffee or concerts.
No psychos or weenies, por favor.
☎ 9146 (08/07/03)
UP FOR A TRADE?
My witty repartee, high intellect &
low-key attitude for your amazing
laugh, excellent taste, entertain-
ing conversation & ability to keep
me on my toes. You: late 20s-mid
30s, stubborn, uber-cool. No mul-
lets. ☎ 9138 (08/07/03)
ATTRACTIVE PROFES-
SIONAL
SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret-
ty (so they say). Want to enjoy
company of mature, educated
male, 70+, while visiting in
June/July. Companion to attend
Bach & other festivals/events,
dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135
(08/07/03)
YOUNG MAN WANTED
Who is energetic, healthy, muscu-
lar, funny, honest, assertive,
rebellious, untamed, combustible.
Me: in “prime of life”.
Independent, attractive, tall,
toned, adventurous, worldly,
indulgent. ☎ 9091 (07/23/03)
SUMMER FLING
Discreet encounters w/cute bira-
cial 24 y.o. You: proportionate,
fun, herb friendly. I’m clean, you
be too. Let’s be naughty friends.
☎ 9088 (07/23/03)
WANTED: ROWDY
WOMEN
Looking for a new sport? The
Eugene Women’s Rugby Club
invites you to give rugby a try. All
ages welcome & no experience
necessary. Check us out! ☎ 9087
(07/23/03)
50-SOMETHING
Short, fit, educated, self-
employed. Likes music, swim-
ming, adventure-travel, Bijou
movies, lively conversation, fami-
ly. ISO NS 50-60ish man to share
life with. ☎ 9067 (07/23/03)
IF YOU
are: deeply spiritual, funny and
fun, liberated, loving, and well-
educated, slightly over 35 and
5’8”, and wise enough to
embrace your heart’s reflection,
call. ☎ 9046 (7/24/03)
JUST FOR FUN
Looking for guys who want to
have a great time. Must be clean
and safe. All men welcome. Gay,
str8, bi, and married. ☎ 9269
(08/21/03)
PICK ME!
Cute, femme tomboy, 23 y.o. ISO
F2M or boyish female, 21-26.
Clean, friendly, fun. Play indoors
or out. Let’s laugh and be
naughty! Summer fling! LTR? ☎
9268 (08/21/03)
COUNTRY FAIR OR?
DWM, 58, 5’8”, 160. Interests
include music, photography, pets,
computers, astrology, bike riding.
ISO S/DWF, 45-60, NS, ND, HWP.
☎ 9281 (08/21/03)
BI-CURIOUS?
SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and
std-free. Looking for same for
experimentation, maybe more?
Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion
assured, expected. ☎ 9203
(07/07/03)
OLD, SLOW HIKER
Looking for companion to share
treks in the mountains. SWM, 60,
NS, LD. Appealing? Let’s see what
else we have in common. ☎ 9280
(08/21/03)
EACH STEP
We take leads to growth, if we
risk it. Shy, educated, kind, single
male, 46. Seeks LTR of tender-
ness and companionship with
intelligent,
compassionate
woman, age unimportant. ☎ 9276
(08/21/03)
CHARMING
SCOUNDREL
Rustler, scalawag, thief, hustler,
momma’s boy. Seeks lovely
reformer. Relationship only.
Handsome, loving, works end-
lessly making mate happy. You
need good one or don’t call. You:
cute, nice, 35-49. ☎ 9265
(08/21/03)
GOOD SPANKING
Male, 44, 5’11”, 195. Seeking
female (S/M); loves a man that is
strong and demanding. She must
know what she wants and how to
ask for it. ☎ 9264 (08/21/03)
EROTIC SPIRITUALITY
I am to be consecrated in mar-
riage to the Holy Spirit through
the medium of you, my spousal
Beloved, in sacred betrothal
through the ritual discipline of
Pure Desire. ☎ 9229 (2/27/03)
THE ONE
That got away. Reel in this great
catch. 32 y.o. New to singles
scene. Looking for fun & frolic.
Catch and release or keep and
enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03)
EASY TO BE WITH
Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov-
ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40,
look young 30. Introverted yet
adventurous & brave. Seeking
attractive HWP, loving female.
5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR.
Very good friends first. Movies,
walks, coast, dinners, dancing,
talking and not talking. ☎ 9218
(07/07/03)
NICE GUY
21, have lived in Eugene for
almost a year. Looking for some-
one who enjoys music, outdoors,
good herbs and knows how to
chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217
(07/07/03)
SWM, 45
Not rich or famous, but I am a
nice guy seeking a nice woman.
5’11”, 175, Brown hair & eyes.
Let’s talk & see. ☎ 9173
(08/07/03)
19 Y.O.
Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18-
20, to have interesting and “curi-
ous” encounter with. Must be
drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎
9201 (07/07/03)
IS THIS DESIRE
Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing
single man with artistic leanings
and lightly warped sense of
humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic
playmate (40+) for gustatory
and amorous summer adven-
tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03)
ACTOR SEEKING
Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu-
dent, handsome, funny, caring,
romantic, loyal. Seeking someone
to have fun & be close with.
Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into
having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160
(08/07/03)
VIDEO EDITOR
Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO sum-
mer fun with smart, funny, attrac-
tive woman, 43-53. Enjoys walk-
ing, talking, country fairs, boat-
ing, touristing, possible help with
video shoots. ☎ 9211 (07/07/03)
BLESSINGS
My spirituality & my listening
heart are among my many
assets. My passion is in human
development. I’m late 50s. Love,
nature, simple adventures &
maintaining my sacred garden in
the country. I know myself well &
live a sanctuary lifestyle. Looking
for woman with same qualities
that knows & loves herself. ☎
9158 (08/07/03)
WRITE TO ME!
SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic,
active, financially stable. Enjoys
hiking, travel, humor, cooking and
gardening. Seeks woman with
similar interests to enjoy LTR.
BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍
NO MORE BS
Can the crap. 67, that’s right, 67
y.o. wants broad to help out with
things like combing my dog, doing
the wash and bringing me cold
ones. ☎ 9172 (08/07/03)
GREAT LOOKING
Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape,
NS, very secured & very affec-
tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady,
NS. Who will be the first in my
life? You won’t be disappointed.
☎ 9171 (08/07/03)
RISQUÉ
40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi-
nant & smart about what women
like mentally & physically. ISO
feminine woman; busty, fit & in
heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03)
SILLY SONG
Very overweight, irresponsible,
loving guy (bad speller also). ISO
woman foolish enough to date
me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll
be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03)
MIDLIFE ROMANCE
Recipe: combine 2 whole, cre-
ative hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4
loving brown eyes, 2 melancholy
smiles, a dash of compromise, 2
sensitive musical souls. Simmer
for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03)
SUMMER TIME
I am stable, health conscious,
self-employed, caring. Big gar-
den, veg-chef. 75% raw. Tennis
and swimming. Bijou, boating on
coast, interested in sharing time.
HM ISO companion. ☎ 9157
(08/07/03)
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non-
balding dark hair, nicely built,
nonsmoking, health conscious &
financially independent. I’m seek-
ing someone with no children, a
cute figure, feminine, sensuous &
submissive in an intimate con-
text. I’m experienced, safe, gen-
tle. I’m a good conversationalist;
like the outdoors, books, movies,
music, vegetarian cooking.
Dislikes include pork, margarine
&organized religion. Interested?
Write “Resident” POB 25160,
Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069
(07/23/03)
ISO MR. RIGHT? ALL
MR. WRONG?
Look no further! SWM, 39, 5’9”,
athletic, kind, wealthy, agnostic,
educated, artist. ISO SWF 26-35,
under 5’9”, slender to athletic,
affectionate, truthful, educated.
Likes sex, music, literature.
Casual to LTR ☎ 9048 (7/24/03)
SEEKING COMPANY
of mature woman who is young in
spirit, active, politically liberal
comfortable with range of people
& interested in companionship &
fun including walks, dancing,
movies & good conversation
about variety of topics. ☎ 9139
(08/07/03)
1 SWEET PETITE
NS, attractive, affectionate, fun,
smiley, honest, good personality,
easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38
to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”,
brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus-
cular, fit, humorous, respectful,
special, magical hands, kind, NA.
For camping, fishing, motorcycle
rides, singing, music, car races,
playing pool, and romance. ☎
9226 (07/07/03)
SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED
To play large instrument for the
summer. Co-ed 2 person band.
Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry
large rack & common sense at all
times. Now taking applications
for all positions. Surfboards need
not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03)
ARE YOU THE ONE?
I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti-
mately for some fun. I like to cud-
dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian
cooking, all outdoor activities &
massages. For a unique & incred-
ible experience, contact me. ☎
9071 (07/23/03)
REDHEAD F WANTED
Well, hi there to all of you natural
redheads. Yes, I do want you,
because I’ve waited for quite
some time to screw you. ☎ 9090
(07/23/03)
MORNING WORKOUT
smiles, ocean sunset dances,
SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52,
5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon
and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO
WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde-
pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎
9267 (08/21/03)
HOT BI-MALE
Seeking other bisexual men for
discreet playtime. Showers, mas-
sages, anything goes fun. Be
sexy, mellow & large. ☎ 9073
(07/23/03)
SPECIAL GAL PAL
Spiritual woman. Kind, quiet,
book-lover, 60’s, seek same. Live
simply, love sweetly, laugh whole-
heartedly, creative. NS, ND. ISO
special friendship. ☎ 9278
(08/21/03)
HAPPY HIPPY SEEKS
Crazy, fun lesbian(s) who share
interests. I’m a jamband lovin’,
always groovin’, kind, 21 y.o.
herb-friendly sexual countess.
Looking for friends and hopefully
more. Grateful Dead Phan a plus!
☎ 9263 (08/21/03)
FOR A WHILE
Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut-
in seeks shy eccentric for hand-
holding, mild hysterics, wild mon-
key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno.
☎ 9164 (08/07/03)
I WANT
you to want me for best friends or
lovers. To cuddle, caress & mas-
sage. You be into outdoors, atvs,
beach & camping, NS, ND, clean.
Me: 30, bi-female or lesbian. ☎
9137 (08/07/03)
OK, I DIDN’T SEE YOU
NOW EXIST
Here, there, everywhere. Like in
hearts, minds, med. tents, and
small Quaker schools. Take your
time, follow your path, maybe
you’ll get that green ring back.
See ya soon! ☎ 9284 (08/21/03)
OK, I DIDN’T SEE YOU
But my friend did. McCrediie, mid-
April. You have 2 donkeys and 2
awesome dogs. My friend
became obsessed with us meet-
ing. Do you like girls? ☎ 9283
(08/21/03)
18TH ST.
You: golden hair in golden Volvo.
You couldn’t stop sneezing. Me:I
used to call myself a geek, but
that is an insult to smart people.
☎ 9279 (08/21/03)
BUTTE TO BUTTE
~59:00
Race you to the finish line? You:
tall, athletic, long blonde hair. Me:
tall, athletic, short blonde hair.
Ran together for last half of race,
but I beat you to the finish line.
Want to go hiking sometime? ☎
9271 (08/21/03)
SPRINGTUCKY LOLA
I saw your mullet at the smooch
knob show. Your blue streaks
make me randy. ☎ 9223
(07/07/03)
VOLUPTUOUS GODDESS
Walking down 13th. Work at hos-
pital? You: long auburn hair, tall
and beautiful. Me: shy guy sneak-
ing peeks through my window at
your radiance. I am blinded, sin-
gle? ☎ 9222 (07/07/03)
YMCA BBALL MAN
Where have you been? Some of
us have missed you. You: tall, gor-
geous & fierce in your game. You
fierce elsewhere? Coffee some-
time? ☎ 9221 (07/07/03)
UNIVERSE
Leather, lace restraints. Toys.
Want it all in my wildest fantasy.
Bored in bed, mind wandering.
Want erotic teacher to show me
uncontrollable orgasmic uni-
verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03)
SWF, 23
looking for M/F, 21-30. NA, ND.
Must like kids. Let’s have fun & go
out. Those toting emotional lug-
gage, don’t bother. ☎ 9095
(07/23/03)
ISO GIRLFRIEND
I’m involved in LD relationship.
Looking to spend some time. 33,
single mom, interested in femme
woman. Let’s meet & see how it
goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03)
SEXUAL PROWESS
Sexual healing goddess. Wants a
match for her unquenchable sex-
ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle
with the throttle to make it worth
it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142
(08/07/03)
MISTRESS OF VERIZON
Last Thursday a quandary.
Prospect
of
intemperate
encounter quickly quelled. You
summoned. I rendezvous. You
aloof, I’m forlorn. Was this the
denouement? Appropriately, cal-
low bucks abound; but cannot
fathom immeasurable you.
Maybe you’re capricious. Maybe
you’re merely fond of my scrawl.
What void do I fill? Harsh truth
may suggest none. Intrigued to
hear your unspoken musings.
Soon you leave. Call to decon-
struct my confusion.
TREE THIEF!!!
Sunday. We saw you steal our
Japanese maple. You are an evil,
wicked person. Return it and we
will negate the curses we’ve
placed upon you... Otherwise,
watch your back!!! ☎ 9289
(08/21/03)
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
You work at Back 2 Backs. Me:
nobody special, just can’t get you
out of my mind. Are you free
tonight? ☎ 9215 (07/07/03)
HAWAII LADY
Going to your grandparents in
Ashland. Do you believe in love at
first sight? I am sorry I could not
take you all the way to Amtrak.
Dinner? ☎ 9220 (07/07/03)
80S NIGHT
At JH. B&W striped shirt, big
hoops, red pants. I never appreci-
ated 80s music until I saw you
dance to it. ☎ 9216 (07/07/03)
YMCA HUNK
Your dark, tattooed muscles and
gorgeous face just do it for me.
We look, never talk. What are you
thinking? Please say that’s not a
wedding ring I noticed 6/29! ☎
9214 (07/07/03)
SATURDAY FIRE
Derek, 7/28. You turned what
very well could have been a nox-
ious, draining experience into
something enjoyable. Let’s do
that again, only with drinks at
Soriah and our banter being the
combustible material. ☎ 9297
(08/21/03)
DING DONG
The witch is dead. That lil’ ol’
bitch, that wicked witch. Ding
dong, that stupid witch is gone...
☎ 9207 (07/07/03)
COPPERGEM
From match.com. Would like to
meet you. We match well. Take a
chance and call. You won’t know
unless you try. ☎ 9197
(07/07/03)
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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