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I predict you will soon have occasion to invoke this phrase to describe your own version of an unaesthetic triumph. There’s another term I want to arm you with: “ugly ripe.” Technically, it’s the name of a delicious heirloom tomato whose irregular, bulbous shape sets it apart from the smooth, bland varieties that fill the tomato sections of most grocery stores. In the coming week, it will also apply to the peculiar but juicy quality of your life. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I predict that in the LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his only book, the French poet ARIES (March 21-April 19): Baseball players some- next seven days you will receive exactly 22 e-mail advertise- ments offering to increase your penis size and 22 email ads to increase your breast size. Although you may be inclined to dis- miss this as a boring inconvenience, I believe it will be an excel- lent cosmic omen that confirms what the astrological configura- tions reveal: a sign that you’re primed to express both masculine and feminine qualities in a more intense and yet balanced way. I suppose this possibility may repulse you if you identify yourself as a macho male or a girlie girl. But for most of you, capitalizing on this opportunity will make you smarter and sexier. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Philosopher Jean Houston likes to quote a Native American saying that’s important for you to hear right now: “When we take one step toward the gods, the gods take 10 steps toward us.” Here’s another way to think about it: There are huge cosmic intelligences whose work is imperceptible to our five senses. They aren’t figments of the imagination or sentimental fictions, but actual beings. When we acknowledge their existence and ask for their help, they enjoy responding. More than that: They love to collaborate with our strong intentions. (June 21-July 22): Here’s the homework I gave my readers two months ago: “Guess what age you’ll be Lautréamont (1846-1870) wrote about holy yearning disguised as mournful complaint. “Whenever you hear the dogs’ howling in the fields,” his mother told him as a child, “don’t deride what they do: they thirst insatiably for the infinite, like you, me, and the rest of us humans. I even allow you to stand at the window and gaze upon this exalted spectacle.” Let this passage be the start- ing point for your meditations in the coming week, Leo. You need to search for the noble purpose that lies beneath the plaintive cries that have been racking your heart. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): What makes a song popular? A charismatic singer, high-tech production, and millions of dollars’ worth of marketing? In the modern world, yes, but not in other times and places. 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Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404 email: videopro5000@msn.com WWW.E-GUNDERSON.NET how well it resonates with the experiences of the community.” In other words, a good song articulates everyone’s unconscious feelings and unverbalized beliefs, thereby creating group solidari- ty. Your assignment in the coming weeks, Libra, is to use every- thing — music, ritual, constructive gossip, parties, pep talks, or whatever works — to do for your tribe what music does for the Zuñi. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Dear Dr. Brezsny: Reading your ‘scopes lately has felt like finding a roll of hundred dollar bills in a heap of moldy sour cream in a garbage can; like getting a great massage from a cute underwear model in a velvet sanctuary while some jerk with a chainsaw prunes trees outside. How about serving up less paradoxical advice? I’d almost prefer getting a purely bad prediction to this maddening ambiguous stuff you’ve been serving up. -Scorpio Goddess” Dear Goddess: I’m just reporting the facts, ma’am. You your- self have been like a sleek athlete trying to do what you do best while stuffing your face with doughnuts . . . like a brilliant scholar struggling to read your books in a mirror with one eye closed . . . like a spontaneous kid hoping to convince a humorless octoge- narian to play tag. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In a horoscope I wrote for SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Jeanine, you in June of 2000, I reported that for the first time ever, your power animal was a hawk. “Act more like predator than prey for a change,” I advised. Now, three years later, you’re ready to reprise your hawk imitation, but with even more flair. I hereby authorize you to travel far and wide in search of the delectable nourishment that excites you most. 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He was too spicy to enjoy more than once a week. The other guy was like oatmeal, bland and filling. I didn’t get tired of him, though on the other hand he wasn’t too exciting. Now that I’m 37, my tastes have ripened. I’m not much interested in oat- meal men any more. I could have pepperoni pizza every day.” I believe Jeanine’s evolution parallels a transition you’re going through, Sagittarius. You don’t have as much time as you used to do for the bland, filling stuff. You need intense flavors more fre- quently. This applies to every part of you, not just your love life. Week of July 10 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Every now and then, you need to get exactly what you want; it is the duty of the cosmos to bring you the thing you have specifically asked for. This is not, however, one of those times. Rather, you’re in an astrological phase when it is important for you to give someone you care for exactly what he or she wants; it’s your duty to bring that person something he or she has specifically asked for. So choose a deserving soul for whom you will be an angel of perfect generosity. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): During the next three weeks, it’s crucial that you laugh more while you’re work- ing and chortle more while you’re driving and giggle more while you’re paying bills. In mysterious ways that would take me thou- sands of words to describe in full, the proper evolution of your long-term dreams requires you to have clownish epiphanies in situations where you’ve been way too serious. It’ll also be impor- tant for the mental health of those you care about. In other words, Aquarius, playful abandon will not merely be a pleasant diversion but an essential medicine. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In accordance with the astrological omens, Pisces, I invite you to take on an addition- al job title in the week ahead: beautifier. If you agree to carry out the duties of this role, you will incite gorgeous fun and lyrical mystery everywhere you go. How? Bring scintillating harmony and mischievous grace into your conversations. Sneak a Chagall print onto an unadorned wall. Break into whimsical songs, dis- pense outrageous praise, ask crafty questions that provoke origi- nal thoughts, and point out all the institutions and relationships that are working really well. (P.S. You won’t believe how many selfish benefits will come your way if you do this.) Homework: Read pages 182 and 183 of my book, The Televisionary Oracle, and send your responses to me at freewil- lastrology@hotmail.com. You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your EXPANDED WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: 1-900-950-7700 • $1.99 per minute • Touchtone phone 18 & over • c/s 612-373-9785 JULY 10, 2003 29
