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times use the term “winning ugly.” It refers to a game in which
they’ve managed to emerge victorious even though they’ve made
mistakes and performed below their potential. I predict you will
soon have occasion to invoke this phrase to describe your own
version of an unaesthetic triumph. There’s another term I want to
arm you with: “ugly ripe.” Technically, it’s the name of a delicious
heirloom tomato whose irregular, bulbous shape sets it apart
from the smooth, bland varieties that fill the tomato sections of
most grocery stores. In the coming week, it will also apply to the
peculiar but juicy quality of your life.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I predict that in the
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his only book, the French poet
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Baseball players some-
next seven days you will receive exactly 22 e-mail advertise-
ments offering to increase your penis size and 22 email ads to
increase your breast size. Although you may be inclined to dis-
miss this as a boring inconvenience, I believe it will be an excel-
lent cosmic omen that confirms what the astrological configura-
tions reveal: a sign that you’re primed to express both masculine
and feminine qualities in a more intense and yet balanced way. I
suppose this possibility may repulse you if you identify yourself as
a macho male or a girlie girl. But for most of you, capitalizing on
this opportunity will make you smarter and sexier.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): Philosopher Jean
Houston likes to quote a Native American saying that’s important
for you to hear right now: “When we take one step toward the
gods, the gods take 10 steps toward us.” Here’s another way to
think about it: There are huge cosmic intelligences whose work is
imperceptible to our five senses. They aren’t figments of the
imagination or sentimental fictions, but actual beings. When we
acknowledge their existence and ask for their help, they enjoy
responding. More than that: They love to collaborate with our
strong intentions.
(June 21-July 22): Here’s the homework
I gave my readers two months ago: “Guess what age you’ll be
Lautréamont (1846-1870) wrote about holy yearning disguised as
mournful complaint. “Whenever you hear the dogs’ howling in
the fields,” his mother told him as a child, “don’t deride what
they do: they thirst insatiably for the infinite, like you, me, and the
rest of us humans. I even allow you to stand at the window and
gaze upon this exalted spectacle.” Let this passage be the start-
ing point for your meditations in the coming week, Leo. You need
to search for the noble purpose that lies beneath the plaintive
cries that have been racking your heart.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): What makes a song popular?
A charismatic singer, high-tech production, and millions of dollars’
worth of marketing? In the modern world, yes, but not in other
times and places. In his article “Rhythm, Myth and Spirit,” David
Pulak notes that among the Zuñi Indian tribe, music “is judged by
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how well it resonates with the experiences of the community.” In
other words, a good song articulates everyone’s unconscious
feelings and unverbalized beliefs, thereby creating group solidari-
ty. Your assignment in the coming weeks, Libra, is to use every-
thing — music, ritual, constructive gossip, parties, pep talks, or
whatever works — to do for your tribe what music does for the
Zuñi.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Dear Dr. Brezsny:
Reading your ‘scopes lately has felt like finding a roll of hundred
dollar bills in a heap of moldy sour cream in a garbage can; like
getting a great massage from a cute underwear model in a velvet
sanctuary while some jerk with a chainsaw prunes trees outside.
How about serving up less paradoxical advice? I’d almost prefer
getting a purely bad prediction to this maddening ambiguous
stuff you’ve been serving up. -Scorpio Goddess”
Dear Goddess: I’m just reporting the facts, ma’am. You your-
self have been like a sleek athlete trying to do what you do best
while stuffing your face with doughnuts . . . like a brilliant scholar
struggling to read your books in a mirror with one eye closed . . .
like a spontaneous kid hoping to convince a humorless octoge-
narian to play tag.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In a horoscope I wrote for SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Jeanine,
you in June of 2000, I reported that for the first time ever, your
power animal was a hawk. “Act more like predator than prey for
a change,” I advised. Now, three years later, you’re ready to
reprise your hawk imitation, but with even more flair. I hereby
authorize you to travel far and wide in search of the delectable
nourishment that excites you most. Remember how your inexpe-
rience kept you from harvesting the full benefits of your hawk-
ness three years ago? You know better now.
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when you finally know exactly who you are.” In response, a
Cancerian woman named Bridjet wrote this: “I hope I NEVER
completely know who I am! I love discovering new mysteries
about myself; I love to change as everything else around me
changes. It’s one of the most beautifully thrilling things about life
— that the only constant is change. If I ever know completely
who I am, it’ll be a sad day — because it will mean that I haven’t
changed in a long time, that I’ve become stagnant.” Bridjet’s
buoyant words should serve as your inspiration, Cancerian.
You’re already the zodiac’s most frequent and expert changer,
and these days you’re primed to mutate even more than usual.
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a Sagittarius woman I know, likes to compare her lovers to food.
Recently she gave me a dissertation on her romantic history.
“When I was 21,” she said, “I had two guys. One was a pepper-
oni pizza-type. He was too spicy to enjoy more than once a week.
The other guy was like oatmeal, bland and filling. I didn’t get tired
of him, though on the other hand he wasn’t too exciting. Now that
I’m 37, my tastes have ripened. I’m not much interested in oat-
meal men any more. I could have pepperoni pizza every day.” I
believe Jeanine’s evolution parallels a transition you’re going
through, Sagittarius. You don’t have as much time as you used to
do for the bland, filling stuff. You need intense flavors more fre-
quently. This applies to every part of you, not just your love life.
Week of July 10
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Every now
and then, you need to get exactly what you want; it is the duty of
the cosmos to bring you the thing you have specifically asked for.
This is not, however, one of those times. Rather, you’re in an
astrological phase when it is important for you to give someone
you care for exactly what he or she wants; it’s your duty to bring
that person something he or she has specifically asked for. So
choose a deserving soul for whom you will be an angel of perfect
generosity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): During the next
three weeks, it’s crucial that you laugh more while you’re work-
ing and chortle more while you’re driving and giggle more while
you’re paying bills. In mysterious ways that would take me thou-
sands of words to describe in full, the proper evolution of your
long-term dreams requires you to have clownish epiphanies in
situations where you’ve been way too serious. It’ll also be impor-
tant for the mental health of those you care about. In other
words, Aquarius, playful abandon will not merely be a pleasant
diversion but an essential medicine.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In accordance with
the astrological omens, Pisces, I invite you to take on an addition-
al job title in the week ahead: beautifier. If you agree to carry out
the duties of this role, you will incite gorgeous fun and lyrical
mystery everywhere you go. How? Bring scintillating harmony
and mischievous grace into your conversations. Sneak a Chagall
print onto an unadorned wall. Break into whimsical songs, dis-
pense outrageous praise, ask crafty questions that provoke origi-
nal thoughts, and point out all the institutions and relationships
that are working really well. (P.S. You won’t believe how many
selfish benefits will come your way if you do this.)
Homework: Read pages 182 and 183 of my book, The
Televisionary Oracle, and send your responses to me at freewil-
lastrology@hotmail.com.
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