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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. MASSEUSE SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes, 5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing, affectionate, loves humor. Seeking someone fairly attrac- tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan- cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎ 9228 (07/07/03) SECURE? Transsexual woman, 28, lots of interests. Seeking older man to have all variety of fun with. You be: sincere, secure, intelligent & generous. I will be: too much fun. ☎ 9225 (07/07/03) NICE GUY 21, have lived in Eugene for almost a year. Looking for some- one who enjoys music, outdoors, good herbs and knows how to chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217 (07/07/03) LIVE ONE HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra- sively funny, intelligent, vibrant, totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM, 25-37, for casual dating & every- day affection. Your kids ok, no intense baggage, social stigmas. Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208 (07/07/03) JERSEY GIRL NJ-bred, young 51, artist educa- tor, well-traveled, vibrant and real. Seeks appealing, articulate, active, secure men, 45-55, for dinner, possible friendship or LTR. NS, ND, std-free. ☎ 9204 (07/07/03) FUNNY GIRL And no, I am not talking about the musical. You’re a babbling idiot with no clue. I’m just the gal for you. Let’s play some ball & ride off into the sunset together. ☎ 9170 (08/07/03) HEY NOW!!! All I want to know is are you kind. Super-fun, kind hippie chick, 32, new to area. ISO energized, easy- going deadheads for friendship, adventure & who knows what else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03) SUMMER FLING? Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev- astatingly attractive, genuinely nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent conversation, coffee or concerts. No psychos or weenies, por favor. ☎ 9146 (08/07/03) UP FOR A TRADE? My witty repartee, high intellect & low-key attitude for your amazing laugh, excellent taste, entertain- ing conversation & ability to keep me on my toes. You: late 20s-mid 30s, stubborn, uber-cool. No mul- lets. ☎ 9138 (08/07/03) ATTRACTIVE PROFES- SIONAL SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret- ty (so they say). Want to enjoy company of mature, educated male, 70+, while visiting in June/July. Companion to attend Bach & other festivals/events, dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135 (08/07/03) YOUNG MAN WANTED Who is energetic, healthy, muscu- lar, funny, honest, assertive, rebellious, untamed, combustible. Me: in “prime of life”. Independent, attractive, tall, toned, adventurous, worldly, indulgent. ☎ 9091 (07/23/03) HEART OF GOLD 36, down to earth woman with an adventurous spirit. Seeking a good friend with similar interests. Hiking, biking, exploring Oregon wilderness, Saturday Mkt., live music. New in town. ☎ 9086 (07/23/03) 50-SOMETHING Short, fit, educated, self- employed. Likes music, swim- ming, adventure-travel, Bijou movies, lively conversation, fami- ly. ISO NS 50-60ish man to share life with. ☎ 9067 (07/23/03) IF YOU are: deeply spiritual, funny and fun, liberated, loving, and well- educated, slightly over 35 and 5’8”, and wise enough to embrace your heart’s reflection, call. ☎ 9046 (7/24/03) PRETTY, STRONG & confident 38 y.o. woman seek- ing someone to have fun with. Sense of humor & adventure a must. ☎ 9045 (7/24/03) BLAST TO BE WITH Me: super-silly & smiley, excellent mom, intellectual, confident, social, independent, nonprofit volunteer who is soft in all the right places & just seeing what’s out there. Any funny, stable, com- munity-minded 30+ y.o. guys think you can handle me? ☎ 9037 (7/24/03) CUTE, SEXY BRUNETTE SWF ISO “special one.” Let’s rock, dance, explore life. 40-50s NS, energetic, healthy guy. Take a chance, take a ride, there is opportunity around every corner. ☎ 9016 (7/24/03) TRUE LOVE Is your foot in the grave? Do you have life insurance? Are you wealthy? Then I’m the woman for you! 21 y.o. SWF in search of true love. ☎ 9014 (7/24/03) SUGARDADDY NEEDED Cute, 20, SWF seeks well-to-do male to pay the bills & maybe more. We’ll see where it goes from there... ☎ 9013 (7/24/03) BIG, BEAUTIFUL, GODLY WOMAN SWChPF, 46. Passionate, caring, intelligent & funny. ISO man with big heart, mind & spirit. Be a spir- itual seeker who’s invested in emotional growth. Desire intima- cy, value feelings, love to commu- nicate, be intellectually stimulat- ing, playful & given to genuine public displays of affection. Teach me new things that you have a passion for. Let’s grow in love, wisdom & Christ together. ☎ 9007 (7/24/03) THE ONE That got away. Reel in this great catch. 32 y.o. New to singles scene. Looking for fun & frolic. Catch and release or keep and enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03) EASY TO BE WITH Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov- ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40, look young 30. Introverted yet adventurous & brave. Seeking attractive HWP, loving female. 5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR. Very good friends first. Movies, walks, coast, dinners, dancing, talking and not talking. ☎ 9218 (07/07/03) IS THIS DESIRE Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing single man with artistic leanings and lightly warped sense of humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic playmate (40+) for gustatory and amorous summer adven- tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03) VIDEO EDITOR Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO summer fun with smart, funny, attractive woman, 43-53. Enjoys walking, talking, country fairs, boating, touristing, possible help with video shoots. ☎ 9211 (07/07/03) WRITE TO ME! SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic, active, financially stable. Enjoys hiking, travel, humor, cooking and gardening. Seeks woman with similar interests to enjoy LTR. BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍ () SWM, 45 Not rich or famous, but I am a nice guy seeking a nice woman. 5’11”, 175, Brown hair & eyes. Let’s talk & see. ☎ 9173 (08/07/03) NO MORE BS Can the crap. 67, that’s right, 67 y.o. wants broad to help out with things like combing my dog, doing the wash and bringing me cold ones. ☎ 9172 (08/07/03) GREAT LOOKING Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape, NS, very secured & very affec- tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady, NS. Who will be the first in my life? You want be disappointed. ☎ 9171 (08/07/03) RISQUÉ 40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi- nant & smart about what women like mentally & physically. ISO feminine woman; busty, fit & in heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03) MIDLIFE ROMANCE Recipe: combine 2 whole, cre- ative hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4 loving brown eyes, 2 melancholy smiles, a dash of compromise, 2 sensitive musical souls. Simmer for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03) ACTOR SEEKING Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu- dent, handsome, funny, caring, romantic, loyal. Seeking someone to have fun & be close with. Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160 (08/07/03) BLESSINGS My spirituality & my listening heart are among my many assets. My passion is in human development. I’m late 50s. Love, nature, simple adventures & maintaining my sacred garden in the country. I know myself well & live a sanctuary lifestyle. Looking for woman with same qualities that knows & loves herself. ☎ 9158 (08/07/03) SUMMER TIME I am stable, health conscious, self-employed, caring. Big gar- den, veg-chef. 75% raw. Tennis and swimming. Bijou, boating on coast, interested in sharing time. HM ISO companion. ☎ 9157 (08/07/03) SILLY SONG Very overweight, irresponsible, loving guy (bad speller also). ISO woman foolish enough to date me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03) SEEKING COMPANY of mature woman who is young in spirit, active, politically liberal comfortable with range of people & interested in companionship & fun including walks, dancing, movies & good conversation about variety of topics. ☎ 9139 (08/07/03) SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED To play large instrument for the summer. Co-ed 2 person band. Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry large rack & common sense at all times. Now taking applications for all positions. Surfboards need not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03) REDHEAD F WANTED Well, hi there to all of you natural redheads. Yes, I do want you, because I’ve waited for quite some time to screw you. ☎ 9090 (07/23/03) SWF 20-35??? Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non- balding dark hair, nicely built, nonsmoking, health conscious & financially independent. I’m seek- ing someone with no children, a cute figure, feminine, sensuous & submissive in an intimate con- text. I’m experienced, safe, gen- tle. I’m a good conversationalist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cooking. Dislikes include pork, margarine &organized religion. Interested? Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03) ISO MR. RIGHT? ALL MR. WRONG? Look no further! SWM, 39, 5’9”, athletic, kind, wealthy, agnostic, educated, artist. ISO SWF 26-35, under 5’9”, slender to athletic, affectionate, truthful, educated. Likes sex, music, literature. Casual to LTR ☎ 9048 (7/24/03) BBW WANTED SWM ISO woman for training & instruction. Seeking LTR, serious applicants only. Size important. Race, age are not. ☎ 9044 (7/24/03) SELF-MADE MAN 48, athletic. Seeks a woman of integrity. Athletic, 36-44, for fun, travel & adventure. Couch pota- toes & overweight need not both- er. ☎ 9043 (7/24/03) 55 Y.O. 5’10”, 159 lb. Enjoy home life, swimming, flea markets, exercis- ing, nature, playful, creative with imagination, into communication, take an interest in dance, seeking LTR. ☎ 9040 (7/24/03) HANDSOME GUY ISO friend to share the good times with. She is a zany, adven- turous, off the beaten path per- son like myself. I’m open, honest, sane and respectful. ☎ 9039 (7/24/03) PRINCE FROM planet Zircon seeking female specimen for multiple experimen- tal probings. Become Charlie’s Angel and Princess Bride. Ruler of the new world. Must be petite and sweet. ☎ 9038 (7/24/03) PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, x10 for more details. STILL SEARCHING SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy type seeks SWF, 35-48. Stable, attractive. LTR, friends first. NS, LD ok. ☎ 9035 (7/24/03) THE NEARNESS OF YOU DWM, 60, financially secure. Looking for real partner to share leisurely walks, good talks, loving & fun times together. Sense of humor required. ☎ 9019 (7/24/03) HUMANITIES DPM, 47, seeks educated PF for dinners out, movies/shows, con- certs & wide-ranging conversa- tion. I’ve spent all winter reading & I’m ready to swap questions & answers. ☎ 9018 (7/24/03) LIVE IN PARADISE Attractive, financially secure retired business owner, DWM, 52, 5’7”, 165 lb. Seeks lady, 30- 50, to share good conversation, biking, walks & spending time. Value monogamy, cuddling, want best friend & romance too. ☎ 8933 (7/17/03) 1 SWEET PETITE NS, attractive, affectionate, fun, smiley, honest, good personality, easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38 to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”, brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus- cular, fit, humorous, respectful, special, magical hands, kind, NA. For camping, fishing, motorcycle rides, singing, music, car races, playing pool, and romance. ☎ 9226 (07/07/03) RELOCATING TO Eugene. Tall, SBM, medium build. Seek SWF, slender to medium build, 42-57. Youthful looking, likes outdoors, movies, picnics, dancing. ☎ 9070 (07/23/03) ARE YOU THE ONE? I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti- mately for some fun. I like to cud- dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian cooking, all outdoor activities & massages. For a unique & incred- ible experience, contact me. ☎ 9071 (07/23/03) LONG HAIR 44, 6’, honest, caring, love for life, playful, loves outdoors, garden- ing, walks, etc. Seeks best friend for love/romance, cooking, hon- est open communication, great sense of humor, possible LTR. NS. ☎ 9031 (7/24/03) FOR A WHILE Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut- in seeks shy eccentric for hand- holding, mild hysterics, wild mon- key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno. ☎ 9164 (08/07/03) ISO GIRLFRIEND I’m involved in LD relationship. Looking to spend some time. 33, single mom, interested in femme woman. Let’s meet & see how it goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03) SEXUAL PROWESS Sexual healing goddess. Wants a match for her unquenchable sex- ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle with the throttle to make it worth it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142 (08/07/03) I WANT you to want me for best friends or lovers. To cuddle, caress & mas- sage. You be into outdoors, atvs, beach & camping, NS, ND, clean. Me: 30, bi-female or lesbian. ☎ 9137 (08/07/03) SUMMER FLING Discreet encounters w/cute bira- cial 24 y.o. You: proportionate, fun, herb friendly. I’m clean, you be too. Let’s be naughty friends. ☎ 9088 (07/23/03) WANTED: ROWDY WOMEN Looking for a new sport? The Eugene Women’s Rugby Club invites you to give rugby a try. All ages welcome & no experience necessary. Check us out! ☎ 9087 (07/23/03) LUCK BE A LADY Voluptuous & sexy woman, early 20s, tomboy femme, NS, ND, LA. Hijinks & hugs galore. Sarcasm & smoldering glances. Friends first, LTR? ☎ 9026 (7/24/03) SEMI-EXPERIENCED BI-F looking for casual explorato- ry relationship with same. Attached or single okay. ☎ 9025 (7/24/03) SEEKING REAL WOMAN Me: cute, newly divorced bi mom looking for 30+ woman. Community-minded, grounded, lighthearted, heading towards goal & has outgrown her fanatical lesbian phase. I have lots of friends, but still looking for some- one special. ☎ 9017 (7/24/03) BI-CURIOUS? SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and std-free. Looking for same for experimentation, maybe more? Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion assured, expected. ☎ 9203 (07/07/03) 19 Y.O. Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18- 20, to have interesting and “curi- ous” encounter with. Must be drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎ 9201 (07/07/03) HOT BI-MALE Seeking other bisexual men for discreet playtime. Showers, mas- sages, anything goes fun. Be sexy, mellow & large. ☎ 9073 (07/23/03) NEW GUY Moving to area 6/11. Seeking gay or Bi men for casual play. Would like to meet for easy bicycle rides to secluded spots &?? 42, tan, 5’11”, 170, brown/brown. ☎ 9034 (7/24/03) FUN IN & AROUND ALBANY Albany GWC, 40 & 51, ISO other masculine men for sweaty party & play. ☎ 9011 (7/24/03) UNIVERSE Leather, lace restraints. Toys. Want it all in my wildest fantasy. Bored in bed, mind wandering. Want erotic teacher to show me uncontrollable orgasmic uni- verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03) SWF, 23 looking for M/F, 21-30. NA, ND. Must like kids. Let’s have fun & go out. Those toting emotional lug- gage, don’t bother. ☎ 9095 (07/23/03) SPRINGTUCKY LOLA I saw your mullet at the smooch knob show. Your blue streaks make me randy. ☎ 9223 (07/07/03) VOLUPTUOUS GODDESS Walking down 13th. Work at hos- pital? You: long auburn hair, tall and beautiful. Me: shy guy sneak- ing peeks through my window at your radiance. I am blinded, sin- gle? ☎ 9222 (07/07/03) YMCA BBALL MAN Where have you been? Some of us have missed you. You: tall, gor- geous & fierce in your game. You fierce elsewhere? Coffee some- time? ☎ 9221 (07/07/03) HAWAII LADY Going to your grandparents in Ashland. Do you believe in love at first sight? I am sorry I could not take you all the way to Amtrak. Dinner? ☎ 9220 (07/07/03) 80S NIGHT At JH. B&W striped shirt, big hoops, red pants. I never appreci- ated 80s music until I saw you dance to it. ☎ 9216 (07/07/03) BEAUTIFUL BLONDE You work at Back 2 Backs. Me: nobody special, just can’t get you out of my mind. Are you free tonight? ☎ 9215 (07/07/03) YMCA HUNK Your dark, tattooed muscles and gorgeous face just do it for me. We look, never talk. What are you thinking? Please say that’s not a wedding ring I noticed 6/29! ☎ 9214 (07/07/03) SATURDAY FIRE Derek, 7/28. You turned what very well could have been a nox- ious, draining experience into something enjoyable. Let’s do that again, only with drinks at Soriah and our banter being the combustible material. () DING DONG The witch is dead. That lil’ ol’ bitch, that wicked witch. Ding dong, that stupid witch is gone... ☎ 9207 (07/07/03) COPPERGEM From match.com. Would like to meet you. We match well. Take a chance and call. You won’t know unless you try. ☎ 9197 (07/07/03) SWIMWEAR GIRL I think of you often. Hope your summer is as beautiful as you are. ☎ 9167 (08/07/03) BROWN EYES 6/14 WOW hall; Mood Area 52, Lisa Germano. You were the good lis- tener to your friend on bench to my right as I read. Ads may be silly, but must try. Coffee? ☎ 9165 (08/07/03) WILEY This too will pass... Confucius say, “Many a man make mistake, not many own up to such.” Get some sleep. It is all going to be okay. ☎ 9161 (08/07/03) CARELESS BEACH KIDS You: swimming way too close to that reef. Me: scanning the hori- zon. Too bad we’re drunk, playing 30-second game from tower. Good luck. ☎ 9159 (08/07/03) YOUR 18TH BDAY You looked great in baseball pants. I hope the $130 item was better than some smokes. I though you were beautiful & would love to get to know you better. ☎ 9153 (08/07/03) Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 34 JULY 3, 2003
