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MASSEUSE
SWF, 41, Dark blonde, blue eyes,
5’5”, some extra lbs. Easygoing,
affectionate, loves humor.
Seeking someone fairly attrac-
tive, clean cut, easygoing, finan-
cially stable, 175 lbs.+ for LTR. ☎
9228 (07/07/03)
SECURE?
Transsexual woman, 28, lots of
interests. Seeking older man to
have all variety of fun with. You
be: sincere, secure, intelligent &
generous. I will be: too much fun.
☎ 9225 (07/07/03)
NICE GUY
21, have lived in Eugene for
almost a year. Looking for some-
one who enjoys music, outdoors,
good herbs and knows how to
chill doing nothing at all. ☎ 9217
(07/07/03)
LIVE ONE
HWP, Junoesque, creative, abra-
sively funny, intelligent, vibrant,
totally unique, kidless. ISO SWM,
25-37, for casual dating & every-
day affection. Your kids ok, no
intense baggage, social stigmas.
Don’t wait to call. ☎ 9208
(07/07/03)
JERSEY GIRL
NJ-bred, young 51, artist educa-
tor, well-traveled, vibrant and
real. Seeks appealing, articulate,
active, secure men, 45-55, for
dinner, possible friendship or LTR.
NS, ND, std-free. ☎ 9204
(07/07/03)
FUNNY GIRL
And no, I am not talking about the
musical. You’re a babbling idiot
with no clue. I’m just the gal for
you. Let’s play some ball & ride
off into the sunset together. ☎
9170 (08/07/03)
HEY NOW!!!
All I want to know is are you kind.
Super-fun, kind hippie chick, 32,
new to area. ISO energized, easy-
going deadheads for friendship,
adventure & who knows what
else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03)
SUMMER FLING?
Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly
beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev-
astatingly attractive, genuinely
nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent
conversation, coffee or concerts.
No psychos or weenies, por favor.
☎ 9146 (08/07/03)
UP FOR A TRADE?
My witty repartee, high intellect &
low-key attitude for your amazing
laugh, excellent taste, entertain-
ing conversation & ability to keep
me on my toes. You: late 20s-mid
30s, stubborn, uber-cool. No mul-
lets. ☎ 9138 (08/07/03)
ATTRACTIVE PROFES-
SIONAL
SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret-
ty (so they say). Want to enjoy
company of mature, educated
male, 70+, while visiting in
June/July. Companion to attend
Bach & other festivals/events,
dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135
(08/07/03)
YOUNG MAN WANTED
Who is energetic, healthy, muscu-
lar, funny, honest, assertive,
rebellious, untamed, combustible.
Me: in “prime of life”.
Independent, attractive, tall,
toned, adventurous, worldly,
indulgent. ☎ 9091 (07/23/03)
HEART OF GOLD
36, down to earth woman with an
adventurous spirit. Seeking a
good friend with similar interests.
Hiking, biking, exploring Oregon
wilderness, Saturday Mkt., live
music. New in town. ☎ 9086
(07/23/03)
50-SOMETHING
Short, fit, educated, self-
employed. Likes music, swim-
ming, adventure-travel, Bijou
movies, lively conversation, fami-
ly. ISO NS 50-60ish man to share
life with. ☎ 9067 (07/23/03)
IF YOU
are: deeply spiritual, funny and
fun, liberated, loving, and well-
educated, slightly over 35 and
5’8”, and wise enough to
embrace your heart’s reflection,
call. ☎ 9046 (7/24/03)
PRETTY, STRONG
& confident 38 y.o. woman seek-
ing someone to have fun with.
Sense of humor & adventure a
must. ☎ 9045 (7/24/03)
BLAST TO BE WITH
Me: super-silly & smiley, excellent
mom, intellectual, confident,
social, independent, nonprofit
volunteer who is soft in all the
right places & just seeing what’s
out there. Any funny, stable, com-
munity-minded 30+ y.o. guys
think you can handle me? ☎ 9037
(7/24/03)
CUTE, SEXY BRUNETTE
SWF ISO “special one.” Let’s
rock, dance, explore life. 40-50s
NS, energetic, healthy guy. Take a
chance, take a ride, there is
opportunity around every corner.
☎ 9016 (7/24/03)
TRUE LOVE
Is your foot in the grave? Do you
have life insurance? Are you
wealthy? Then I’m the woman for
you! 21 y.o. SWF in search of true
love. ☎ 9014 (7/24/03)
SUGARDADDY NEEDED
Cute, 20, SWF seeks well-to-do
male to pay the bills & maybe
more. We’ll see where it goes
from there... ☎ 9013 (7/24/03)
BIG, BEAUTIFUL, GODLY
WOMAN
SWChPF, 46. Passionate, caring,
intelligent & funny. ISO man with
big heart, mind & spirit. Be a spir-
itual seeker who’s invested in
emotional growth. Desire intima-
cy, value feelings, love to commu-
nicate, be intellectually stimulat-
ing, playful & given to genuine
public displays of affection. Teach
me new things that you have a
passion for. Let’s grow in love,
wisdom & Christ together. ☎ 9007
(7/24/03)
THE ONE
That got away. Reel in this great
catch. 32 y.o. New to singles
scene. Looking for fun & frolic.
Catch and release or keep and
enjoy. ☎ 9219 (07/07/03)
EASY TO BE WITH
Very attractive, fun, healthy, lov-
ing, spiritual man. 6’, HWP. 40,
look young 30. Introverted yet
adventurous & brave. Seeking
attractive HWP, loving female.
5’5”-6’, 30-44ish for possible LTR.
Very good friends first. Movies,
walks, coast, dinners, dancing,
talking and not talking. ☎ 9218
(07/07/03)
IS THIS DESIRE
Urbane, cosmopolitan, easygoing
single man with artistic leanings
and lightly warped sense of
humor. Seeks literary, sybaritic
playmate (40+) for gustatory
and amorous summer adven-
tures. ☎ 9213 (07/07/03)
VIDEO EDITOR
Dumb as a box of rocks. ISO
summer fun with smart, funny,
attractive woman, 43-53. Enjoys
walking, talking, country fairs,
boating, touristing, possible help
with video shoots. ☎ 9211
(07/07/03)
WRITE TO ME!
SWM, 44. Easygoing, optimistic,
active, financially stable. Enjoys
hiking, travel, humor, cooking and
gardening. Seeks woman with
similar interests to enjoy LTR.
BLIND BOX: SMILEY. ✍ ()
SWM, 45
Not rich or famous, but I am a
nice guy seeking a nice woman.
5’11”, 175, Brown hair & eyes.
Let’s talk & see. ☎ 9173
(08/07/03)
NO MORE BS
Can the crap. 67, that’s right, 67
y.o. wants broad to help out with
things like combing my dog, doing
the wash and bringing me cold
ones. ☎ 9172 (08/07/03)
GREAT LOOKING
Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape,
NS, very secured & very affec-
tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady,
NS. Who will be the first in my
life? You want be disappointed. ☎
9171 (08/07/03)
RISQUÉ
40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi-
nant & smart about what women
like mentally & physically. ISO
feminine woman; busty, fit & in
heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03)
MIDLIFE ROMANCE
Recipe: combine 2 whole, cre-
ative hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4
loving brown eyes, 2 melancholy
smiles, a dash of compromise, 2
sensitive musical souls. Simmer
for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03)
ACTOR SEEKING
Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu-
dent, handsome, funny, caring,
romantic, loyal. Seeking someone
to have fun & be close with.
Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into
having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160
(08/07/03)
BLESSINGS
My spirituality & my listening
heart are among my many
assets. My passion is in human
development. I’m late 50s. Love,
nature, simple adventures &
maintaining my sacred garden in
the country. I know myself well &
live a sanctuary lifestyle. Looking
for woman with same qualities
that knows & loves herself. ☎
9158 (08/07/03)
SUMMER TIME
I am stable, health conscious,
self-employed, caring. Big gar-
den, veg-chef. 75% raw. Tennis
and swimming. Bijou, boating on
coast, interested in sharing time.
HM ISO companion. ☎ 9157
(08/07/03)
SILLY SONG
Very overweight, irresponsible,
loving guy (bad speller also). ISO
woman foolish enough to date
me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll
be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03)
SEEKING COMPANY
of mature woman who is young in
spirit, active, politically liberal
comfortable with range of people
& interested in companionship &
fun including walks, dancing,
movies & good conversation
about variety of topics. ☎ 9139
(08/07/03)
SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED
To play large instrument for the
summer. Co-ed 2 person band.
Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry
large rack & common sense at all
times. Now taking applications
for all positions. Surfboards need
not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03)
REDHEAD F WANTED
Well, hi there to all of you natural
redheads. Yes, I do want you,
because I’ve waited for quite
some time to screw you. ☎ 9090
(07/23/03)
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non-
balding dark hair, nicely built,
nonsmoking, health conscious &
financially independent. I’m seek-
ing someone with no children, a
cute figure, feminine, sensuous &
submissive in an intimate con-
text. I’m experienced, safe, gen-
tle. I’m a good conversationalist;
like the outdoors, books, movies,
music, vegetarian cooking.
Dislikes include pork, margarine
&organized religion. Interested?
Write “Resident” POB 25160,
Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069
(07/23/03)
ISO MR. RIGHT? ALL
MR. WRONG?
Look no further! SWM, 39, 5’9”,
athletic, kind, wealthy, agnostic,
educated, artist. ISO SWF 26-35,
under 5’9”, slender to athletic,
affectionate, truthful, educated.
Likes sex, music, literature.
Casual to LTR ☎ 9048 (7/24/03)
BBW WANTED
SWM ISO woman for training &
instruction. Seeking LTR, serious
applicants only. Size important.
Race, age are not. ☎ 9044
(7/24/03)
SELF-MADE MAN
48, athletic. Seeks a woman of
integrity. Athletic, 36-44, for fun,
travel & adventure. Couch pota-
toes & overweight need not both-
er. ☎ 9043 (7/24/03)
55 Y.O.
5’10”, 159 lb. Enjoy home life,
swimming, flea markets, exercis-
ing, nature, playful, creative with
imagination, into communication,
take an interest in dance, seeking
LTR. ☎ 9040 (7/24/03)
HANDSOME GUY
ISO friend to share the good
times with. She is a zany, adven-
turous, off the beaten path per-
son like myself. I’m open, honest,
sane and respectful. ☎ 9039
(7/24/03)
PRINCE FROM
planet Zircon seeking female
specimen for multiple experimen-
tal probings. Become Charlie’s
Angel and Princess Bride. Ruler
of the new world. Must be petite
and sweet. ☎ 9038 (7/24/03)
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STILL SEARCHING
SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive,
sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy
type seeks SWF, 35-48. Stable,
attractive. LTR, friends first. NS,
LD ok. ☎ 9035 (7/24/03)
THE NEARNESS OF YOU
DWM, 60, financially secure.
Looking for real partner to share
leisurely walks, good talks, loving
& fun times together. Sense of
humor required. ☎ 9019
(7/24/03)
HUMANITIES
DPM, 47, seeks educated PF for
dinners out, movies/shows, con-
certs & wide-ranging conversa-
tion. I’ve spent all winter reading
& I’m ready to swap questions &
answers. ☎ 9018 (7/24/03)
LIVE IN PARADISE
Attractive, financially secure
retired business owner, DWM,
52, 5’7”, 165 lb. Seeks lady, 30-
50, to share good conversation,
biking, walks & spending time.
Value monogamy, cuddling, want
best friend & romance too. ☎
8933 (7/17/03)
1 SWEET PETITE
NS, attractive, affectionate, fun,
smiley, honest, good personality,
easy-going, caring, clean cut, 38
to mid-50’s. I’m the above, 5’8”,
brown hair, sexy blue eyes, mus-
cular, fit, humorous, respectful,
special, magical hands, kind, NA.
For camping, fishing, motorcycle
rides, singing, music, car races,
playing pool, and romance. ☎
9226 (07/07/03)
RELOCATING TO
Eugene. Tall, SBM, medium build.
Seek SWF, slender to medium
build, 42-57. Youthful looking,
likes outdoors, movies, picnics,
dancing. ☎ 9070 (07/23/03)
ARE YOU THE ONE?
I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti-
mately for some fun. I like to cud-
dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian
cooking, all outdoor activities &
massages. For a unique & incred-
ible experience, contact me. ☎
9071 (07/23/03)
LONG HAIR
44, 6’, honest, caring, love for life,
playful, loves outdoors, garden-
ing, walks, etc. Seeks best friend
for love/romance, cooking, hon-
est open communication, great
sense of humor, possible LTR. NS.
☎ 9031 (7/24/03)
FOR A WHILE
Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut-
in seeks shy eccentric for hand-
holding, mild hysterics, wild mon-
key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno.
☎ 9164 (08/07/03)
ISO GIRLFRIEND
I’m involved in LD relationship.
Looking to spend some time. 33,
single mom, interested in femme
woman. Let’s meet & see how it
goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03)
SEXUAL PROWESS
Sexual healing goddess. Wants a
match for her unquenchable sex-
ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle
with the throttle to make it worth
it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142
(08/07/03)
I WANT
you to want me for best friends or
lovers. To cuddle, caress & mas-
sage. You be into outdoors, atvs,
beach & camping, NS, ND, clean.
Me: 30, bi-female or lesbian. ☎
9137 (08/07/03)
SUMMER FLING
Discreet encounters w/cute bira-
cial 24 y.o. You: proportionate,
fun, herb friendly. I’m clean, you
be too. Let’s be naughty friends.
☎ 9088 (07/23/03)
WANTED: ROWDY
WOMEN
Looking for a new sport? The
Eugene Women’s Rugby Club
invites you to give rugby a try. All
ages welcome & no experience
necessary. Check us out! ☎ 9087
(07/23/03)
LUCK BE A LADY
Voluptuous & sexy woman, early
20s, tomboy femme, NS, ND, LA.
Hijinks & hugs galore. Sarcasm &
smoldering glances. Friends first,
LTR? ☎ 9026 (7/24/03)
SEMI-EXPERIENCED
BI-F looking for casual explorato-
ry relationship with same.
Attached or single okay. ☎ 9025
(7/24/03)
SEEKING REAL WOMAN
Me: cute, newly divorced bi mom
looking for 30+ woman.
Community-minded, grounded,
lighthearted, heading towards
goal & has outgrown her fanatical
lesbian phase. I have lots of
friends, but still looking for some-
one special. ☎ 9017 (7/24/03)
BI-CURIOUS?
SWM, HWP, early 20s, clean and
std-free. Looking for same for
experimentation, maybe more?
Herb-friendly, UB2. Discretion
assured, expected. ☎ 9203
(07/07/03)
19 Y.O.
Curious about dudes. ISO M, 18-
20, to have interesting and “curi-
ous” encounter with. Must be
drug, alcohol and disease free. ☎
9201 (07/07/03)
HOT BI-MALE
Seeking other bisexual men for
discreet playtime. Showers, mas-
sages, anything goes fun. Be
sexy, mellow & large. ☎ 9073
(07/23/03)
NEW GUY
Moving to area 6/11. Seeking gay
or Bi men for casual play. Would
like to meet for easy bicycle rides
to secluded spots &?? 42, tan,
5’11”, 170, brown/brown. ☎
9034 (7/24/03)
FUN IN & AROUND
ALBANY
Albany GWC, 40 & 51, ISO other
masculine men for sweaty party
& play. ☎ 9011 (7/24/03)
UNIVERSE
Leather, lace restraints. Toys.
Want it all in my wildest fantasy.
Bored in bed, mind wandering.
Want erotic teacher to show me
uncontrollable orgasmic uni-
verse. ☎ 9209 (07/07/03)
SWF, 23
looking for M/F, 21-30. NA, ND.
Must like kids. Let’s have fun & go
out. Those toting emotional lug-
gage, don’t bother. ☎ 9095
(07/23/03)
SPRINGTUCKY LOLA
I saw your mullet at the smooch
knob show. Your blue streaks
make me randy. ☎ 9223
(07/07/03)
VOLUPTUOUS GODDESS
Walking down 13th. Work at hos-
pital? You: long auburn hair, tall
and beautiful. Me: shy guy sneak-
ing peeks through my window at
your radiance. I am blinded, sin-
gle? ☎ 9222 (07/07/03)
YMCA BBALL MAN
Where have you been? Some of
us have missed you. You: tall, gor-
geous & fierce in your game. You
fierce elsewhere? Coffee some-
time? ☎ 9221 (07/07/03)
HAWAII LADY
Going to your grandparents in
Ashland. Do you believe in love at
first sight? I am sorry I could not
take you all the way to Amtrak.
Dinner? ☎ 9220 (07/07/03)
80S NIGHT
At JH. B&W striped shirt, big
hoops, red pants. I never appreci-
ated 80s music until I saw you
dance to it. ☎ 9216 (07/07/03)
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
You work at Back 2 Backs. Me:
nobody special, just can’t get you
out of my mind. Are you free
tonight? ☎ 9215 (07/07/03)
YMCA HUNK
Your dark, tattooed muscles and
gorgeous face just do it for me.
We look, never talk. What are you
thinking? Please say that’s not a
wedding ring I noticed 6/29! ☎
9214 (07/07/03)
SATURDAY FIRE
Derek, 7/28. You turned what
very well could have been a nox-
ious, draining experience into
something enjoyable. Let’s do
that again, only with drinks at
Soriah and our banter being the
combustible material. ()
DING DONG
The witch is dead. That lil’ ol’
bitch, that wicked witch. Ding
dong, that stupid witch is gone...
☎ 9207 (07/07/03)
COPPERGEM
From match.com. Would like to
meet you. We match well. Take a
chance and call. You won’t know
unless you try. ☎ 9197
(07/07/03)
SWIMWEAR GIRL
I think of you often. Hope your
summer is as beautiful as you
are. ☎ 9167 (08/07/03)
BROWN EYES 6/14
WOW hall; Mood Area 52, Lisa
Germano. You were the good lis-
tener to your friend on bench to
my right as I read. Ads may be
silly, but must try. Coffee? ☎ 9165
(08/07/03)
WILEY
This too will pass... Confucius say,
“Many a man make mistake, not
many own up to such.” Get some
sleep. It is all going to be okay. ☎
9161 (08/07/03)
CARELESS BEACH KIDS
You: swimming way too close to
that reef. Me: scanning the hori-
zon. Too bad we’re drunk, playing
30-second game from tower.
Good luck. ☎ 9159 (08/07/03)
YOUR 18TH BDAY
You looked great in baseball
pants. I hope the $130 item was
better than some smokes. I
though you were beautiful &
would love to get to know you
better. ☎ 9153 (08/07/03)
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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