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Classifieds Page 28 Page 29 Page 31 Announcements ATTENTION: READERS who respond to mail order/phone ads appearing in these classifieds do so at their own risk. Eugene Weekly assumes no liability. If in doubt about a particular offer, check with the Better Business Bureau or US Postal Service before sending any money. BE ON VH1! Have you shared an amazing experience with a rock star? Rated X or PG? Email your story to vh1@cameraplanet.com or call 1-800-668-9376 x 252. (AAN CAN) NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 15 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.org or contact this newspaper for more info. (AAN CAN) PENIS ENLARGEMENT pill. 100% herbal, gain 1”-3” guaran- teed. Totally confidential. Only $62.90. Ck/MO/Cash/Cards - Lansing Laboratories. 422 Elmwood #2, Lansing, MI 48917. 800-369-4699, 24 hrs. www.androenlarge.com . CALL FOR artists & vendors. 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Page 29 MAKE THE WORLD A Band Members LET’S PICK. Acoustic guitar player seeking musicians to play bluegrass/dawg music. Nick, 484-1588. ARIES (March 21-April 19): The United States often leads the way in dreaming up novel gourmet treats, but China is now marketing an amazing product that American food designers haven’t even begun to develop: milk beer. Appealing to both the infantile longing for creamy liquid nourishment and the adult crav- ing for inhibition-loosening alcohol, it’s bound to become the 21st century’s first new staple. From an astrological perspective, Aries, the time is ripe for you to gorge yourself with a blend like milk beer. If it’s not yet being sold in your area, I suggest you mix up your own batch. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Dear Mr. Brezsny: Your horoscopes are useless. Most of them are full of philosophi- cal crap that has nothing to do with my daily life. Enough with the metaphors already! Just tell me if there’s love or money or trouble in my future — stuff that normal horoscopes say! -Testy Taurus.” Dear Testy: I predict that in the coming week, you and your fel- low Bulls will have close encounters with the kind of experience you just directed at me. In other words, people will try to get you to be something other than what you are. Do not, under any cir- cumstances, cave into them. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini performer Keith Hennessy teaches classes in improvisation. I’ll quote his ideas about the subject because they perfectly describe the nature of the spirit you should invoke in the coming weeks. Here’s his defini- tion of improvisation. “The art of being in full awareness and integrity right now. The opposite of repression. The closest we get to the source language of creativity, soul, play, and magic. A crazy attempt to align body and mind not only in the pursuit of freedom, but in the actual experience of freedom. Intentional spontaneity. The beauty and truth of the wild.” CANCER (June 21-July 22): To quote an old song, Cancerian, your future lies beyond the yellow brick road. In other words, it’s time to let go of the fairy-tale vision of success LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Dragon alert! You have a date with an influence that has a metaphorical resemblance to a scaly, winged, fire-breathing beast. As daunting as that may sound, you shouldn’t avoid it; I believe it will actually help your soul grow big- ger and stronger. On the other hand, there’s no need to immedi- ately race over to the dragon’s cave and poke it with a stick. Try to arrange a meeting that takes place on your home turf and in the presence of your allies. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A fundamentalist is any- one who thinks his belief system trumps all others. Religious fanatics are the most obvious example, but scientists can be fun- damentalists. So can socialists or capitalists, environmentalists or atheists. Every fundamentalist divides the world into two camps, those who agree with him and those who don’t. To him, there is one right way and a million wrong ways to interpret reality. Now here’s the uncomfortable news: Every one of us has the funda- mentalist virus. It may not be as virulent in you and me as it is in the bad guys we love to hate. But we’re all infected. Luckily, Virgo, you’re in an astrological phase when you can achieve a partial cure. To begin, take everything less seriously and less personally and less literally. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): My acquaintance John trav- eled to Antarctica. On the first day, the guide took him and his group to a remote area and left them alone for an hour to com- mune with the pristine air and unearthly stillness. After a while, a penguin ambled up and launched into a ceremonial display of squawks and stretches. John responded with recitals of his favorite memorized poems, imagining he was “engaged in a con- Lessons FUN GUITAR! Songwriting & recording too! Lowest rates. Call Marty of the Sugar Beets today at 302-0804. All ages. INDIAN MUSIC voice, tabla. Learn traditional compositions, improvisation. 20 yrs experience. Rik Masterson, 684-9815. JAZZ PIANO lessons. Improve chord voicings, solos, technique. Beginners welcome. Guy, 687- 6451 guy@guyware.com MUSIC INSTRUCTION. Lessons in voice, piano, flute. Professional Musician-Teacher. Your home or my studio. 686- 2469. PIANO LESSONS in your home. Beginning to advanced. All ages. Individually designed, computer enhanced. Experienced teacher/performer Lou Crist, 747-0589. Also available for per- formance. SEE THIS AD! If you are reading this, you know a line ad in Eugene Weekly classifieds gets noticed. $2/Line, 4 line minimum. We also offer line ads with logos for $24/inch. Call 484-0519. EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo & contact phone number to: Video Productions P.O. Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404 email: videopro5000@msn.com WWW.E-GUNDERSON.NET 541-688-1488 (female callers only) FREE WILL ASTROLOGY that fueled you when you were young and naive. A more mature dream is calling, inviting you to get older and wiser fast. Initially, this replacement may feel like a loss, but ultimately it will awaken passions and ingenuity that the original goal would never have coaxed out. Ironically, it will also lead you to rewards that the yel- low brick road promised but never could have delivered. LEAD GUITARIST, singer seeks drummer, keyboardist & bass. Must have stage gear. Vocals a +! Many originals & covers of Grateful Dead & Phish. 461-7240. GARAGE SALE! Advertise your sale in Eugene Weekly classifieds. Call 484-0519. versation with eternity.” Then the penguin sent a stream of green projectile vomit cascading against his chest, and shuffled away. Though John initially felt deflated by eternity’s surprise, no harm was done. Later he came to see it as a first-class cosmic joke, and treasured its value as an amusing story with which to regale his friends back home. I predict you will have an analogous experi- ence in the coming week, Libra. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’re like an arrow in flight, Scorpio. You’re a half-cooked feast, the fifth month of pregnancy, the week before a big election. When I turned my psychic vision toward you just now, I saw an image of a worker bee freshly returned to the hive to perform the dance that will tell its companions where to find a patch of blooming snapdragons. Have you ever mastered a second language? Where you are at this moment resembles the time right before you attain fluency. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): When I relocated from Santa Cruz to Marin County in 1991, I moved from a hotbed of alternative lifestyles to a very wealthy community. In making the transition, I knew I’d have to deal with a character flaw: my prejudice against rich white people. Over the years, I’ve made great progress in dissolving my bigotry, but today I was sorely tested. While walking downtown, I spied a Lexus SC- 430 with a vanity license plate that read “PUREHRT.” Indignation surged through me as I thought, “It’s inconceivable that the owner of a $60,000 sports car could have a pure heart!” But soon my compassionate mind kicked in, and I opened to the possibility, quieting my judgmental reflex. Let this tale serve as your inspira- tion this week, Sagittarius. It’s time to have a showdown with your deepest prejudice. Week of July 3 chastity belt, he roamed far and wide, dispensing blessings with a toy cat-o’-nine-tails. “I hereby absolve you of your sins,” he chant- ed as he softly whipped anyone who consented to his gift, “so now you are free to go ahead and sin like crazy.” I suggest you find someone to do you a similar favor, Capricorn. To take maxi- mum advantage of the explosive fun that will be available in the near future, you should get your karmic debt down as close as possible to zero. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Being right doesn’t guarantee success in the coming week. Nor does being strong or smart or rich or well-connected. No, Aquarius, none of the usual assets will be of much use if you want to triumph over adversity. There is another way, though. It would require you to be tricky yet ethical. You’d have to be good in a sneaky way, or pull off some subterfuge while aflame with a noble purpose. Here’s another tip for ensuring victory: Renounce any attachment you have to getting full credit for your heroic efforts. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Everyone needs CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): At last music, but you, Pisces, can’t survive without it. Your moist, hungry, undulating soul tends to devolve into confusion without regular exposure to music’s wild intelligence. It’s also important for you to keep finding fresh songs to commune with. Depending solely on those that moved you once upon a time encourages you to commit a sin your tribe has to be wary of: living in the past. As for what music would nourish you best right now, I’ll trust your intuition to guide you. But here’s some soul food for thought from the song “Green Light: Now Begin,” by hip-hop group Blackalicious: “No more of that sittin’ in a slump/ No more of that coulda-woulda- shoulda junk/ No more of that waiting for the inspiration, innova- tion/ It’s time to expand, power from within, you’re takin’ over this dominion/ Green light, now begin.” year’s Burning Man, the week-long festival of cheerful mischief in the Nevada desert, a character calling himself Mother Very Superior was omnipresent. Clad in a nun’s habit and black leather Homework: What other name would you give yourself if you could take a vacation from your present name? Why? Report to www.freewillastrology.com. 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