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LET’S PICK. Acoustic guitar
player seeking musicians to play
bluegrass/dawg music. Nick,
484-1588.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): The United States often
leads the way in dreaming up novel gourmet treats, but China is
now marketing an amazing product that American food designers
haven’t even begun to develop: milk beer. Appealing to both the
infantile longing for creamy liquid nourishment and the adult crav-
ing for inhibition-loosening alcohol, it’s bound to become the 21st
century’s first new staple. From an astrological perspective, Aries,
the time is ripe for you to gorge yourself with a blend like milk
beer. If it’s not yet being sold in your area, I suggest you mix up
your own batch.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): “Dear Mr. Brezsny:
Your horoscopes are useless. Most of them are full of philosophi-
cal crap that has nothing to do with my daily life. Enough with the
metaphors already! Just tell me if there’s love or money or trouble
in my future — stuff that normal horoscopes say! -Testy Taurus.”
Dear Testy: I predict that in the coming week, you and your fel-
low Bulls will have close encounters with the kind of experience
you just directed at me. In other words, people will try to get you
to be something other than what you are. Do not, under any cir-
cumstances, cave into them.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Gemini performer Keith
Hennessy teaches classes in improvisation. I’ll quote his ideas
about the subject because they perfectly describe the nature of
the spirit you should invoke in the coming weeks. Here’s his defini-
tion of improvisation. “The art of being in full awareness and
integrity right now. The opposite of repression. The closest we get
to the source language of creativity, soul, play, and magic. A crazy
attempt to align body and mind not only in the pursuit of freedom,
but in the actual experience of freedom. Intentional spontaneity.
The beauty and truth of the wild.”
CANCER (June 21-July 22): To quote an old
song, Cancerian, your future lies beyond the yellow brick road. In
other words, it’s time to let go of the fairy-tale vision of success
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): Dragon alert! You have a date with
an influence that has a metaphorical resemblance to a scaly,
winged, fire-breathing beast. As daunting as that may sound, you
shouldn’t avoid it; I believe it will actually help your soul grow big-
ger and stronger. On the other hand, there’s no need to immedi-
ately race over to the dragon’s cave and poke it with a stick. Try to
arrange a meeting that takes place on your home turf and in the
presence of your allies.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A fundamentalist is any-
one who thinks his belief system trumps all others. Religious
fanatics are the most obvious example, but scientists can be fun-
damentalists. So can socialists or capitalists, environmentalists or
atheists. Every fundamentalist divides the world into two camps,
those who agree with him and those who don’t. To him, there is
one right way and a million wrong ways to interpret reality. Now
here’s the uncomfortable news: Every one of us has the funda-
mentalist virus. It may not be as virulent in you and me as it is in
the bad guys we love to hate. But we’re all infected. Luckily, Virgo,
you’re in an astrological phase when you can achieve a partial
cure. To begin, take everything less seriously and less personally
and less literally.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): My acquaintance John trav-
eled to Antarctica. On the first day, the guide took him and his
group to a remote area and left them alone for an hour to com-
mune with the pristine air and unearthly stillness. After a while, a
penguin ambled up and launched into a ceremonial display of
squawks and stretches. John responded with recitals of his
favorite memorized poems, imagining he was “engaged in a con-
Lessons
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Learn traditional compositions,
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Rik Masterson, 684-9815.
JAZZ PIANO lessons. Improve
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Beginners welcome. Guy, 687-
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Lessons in voice, piano, flute.
Professional Musician-Teacher.
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Beginning to advanced. All ages.
Individually designed, computer
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Experienced
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747-0589. Also available for per-
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Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years
published, looking for female models
18-40, and couples. Send photo &
contact phone number to:
Video Productions
P.O. Box 40545 • Eugene, OR 97404
email: videopro5000@msn.com
WWW.E-GUNDERSON.NET
541-688-1488
(female callers only)
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
that fueled you when you were young and naive. A more mature
dream is calling, inviting you to get older and wiser fast. Initially,
this replacement may feel like a loss, but ultimately it will awaken
passions and ingenuity that the original goal would never have
coaxed out. Ironically, it will also lead you to rewards that the yel-
low brick road promised but never could have delivered.
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drummer, keyboardist & bass.
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versation with eternity.” Then the penguin sent a stream of green
projectile vomit cascading against his chest, and shuffled away.
Though John initially felt deflated by eternity’s surprise, no harm
was done. Later he came to see it as a first-class cosmic joke, and
treasured its value as an amusing story with which to regale his
friends back home. I predict you will have an analogous experi-
ence in the coming week, Libra.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You’re like an
arrow in flight, Scorpio. You’re a half-cooked feast, the fifth month
of pregnancy, the week before a big election. When I turned my
psychic vision toward you just now, I saw an image of a worker
bee freshly returned to the hive to perform the dance that will tell
its companions where to find a patch of blooming snapdragons.
Have you ever mastered a second language? Where you are at
this moment resembles the time right before you attain fluency.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):
When I relocated from Santa Cruz to Marin County in 1991, I
moved from a hotbed of alternative lifestyles to a very wealthy
community. In making the transition, I knew I’d have to deal with
a character flaw: my prejudice against rich white people. Over the
years, I’ve made great progress in dissolving my bigotry, but today
I was sorely tested. While walking downtown, I spied a Lexus SC-
430 with a vanity license plate that read “PUREHRT.” Indignation
surged through me as I thought, “It’s inconceivable that the
owner of a $60,000 sports car could have a pure heart!” But soon
my compassionate mind kicked in, and I opened to the possibility,
quieting my judgmental reflex. Let this tale serve as your inspira-
tion this week, Sagittarius. It’s time to have a showdown with
your deepest prejudice.
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chastity belt, he roamed far and wide, dispensing blessings with a
toy cat-o’-nine-tails. “I hereby absolve you of your sins,” he chant-
ed as he softly whipped anyone who consented to his gift, “so
now you are free to go ahead and sin like crazy.” I suggest you
find someone to do you a similar favor, Capricorn. To take maxi-
mum advantage of the explosive fun that will be available in the
near future, you should get your karmic debt down as close as
possible to zero.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Being right
doesn’t guarantee success in the coming week. Nor does being
strong or smart or rich or well-connected. No, Aquarius, none of
the usual assets will be of much use if you want to triumph over
adversity. There is another way, though. It would require you to be
tricky yet ethical. You’d have to be good in a sneaky way, or pull off
some subterfuge while aflame with a noble purpose. Here’s
another tip for ensuring victory: Renounce any attachment you
have to getting full credit for your heroic efforts.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Everyone needs
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): At last
music, but you, Pisces, can’t survive without it. Your moist, hungry,
undulating soul tends to devolve into confusion without regular
exposure to music’s wild intelligence. It’s also important for you to
keep finding fresh songs to commune with. Depending solely on
those that moved you once upon a time encourages you to commit
a sin your tribe has to be wary of: living in the past. As for what
music would nourish you best right now, I’ll trust your intuition to
guide you. But here’s some soul food for thought from the song
“Green Light: Now Begin,” by hip-hop group Blackalicious: “No
more of that sittin’ in a slump/ No more of that coulda-woulda-
shoulda junk/ No more of that waiting for the inspiration, innova-
tion/ It’s time to expand, power from within, you’re takin’ over
this dominion/ Green light, now begin.”
year’s Burning Man, the week-long festival of cheerful mischief in
the Nevada desert, a character calling himself Mother Very
Superior was omnipresent. Clad in a nun’s habit and black leather
Homework: What other name would you give yourself if you could
take a vacation from your present name? Why? Report to
www.freewillastrology.com.
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