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Personals See something you like? Respond to an ad! Call: 1·888·652·6385 v m A accepted or 1-900-226-2436, $1.89/min. 18 or older. FUNNY GIRL And no, I am not talking about the musical. You’re a babbling idiot with no clue. I’m just the gal for you. Let’s play some ball & ride off into the sunset together. ☎ 9170 (08/07/03) HEY NOW!!! All I want to know is if you are kind. Super-fun, kind hippie chick, 32, new to area. ISO energized, easygoing deadheads for friend- ship, adventure & who knows what else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03) SUMMER FLING? Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev- astatingly attractive, genuinely nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent conversation, coffee or concerts. No psychos or weenies, por favor. ☎ 9146 (08/07/03) UP FOR A TRADE? My witty repartee, high intellect & for your amazing laugh, excellent taste, entertaining conversation & ability to keep me on my toes. You: late 20s-mid 30s, stubborn, uber-cool. No mullets. ☎ 9138 (08/07/03) ATTRACTIVE PROFES- SIONAL SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret- ty (so they say). Want to enjoy company of mature, educated male, 70+, while visiting in June/July. Companion to attend Bach & other festivals/events, dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135 (08/07/03) YOUNG MAN WANTED Who is energetic, healthy, muscu- lar, funny, honest, assertive, rebellious, untamed, combustible. Me: in “prime of life”. Independent, attractive, tall, toned, adventurous, worldly, indulgent. ☎ 9091 (07/23/03) HEART OF GOLD 36, down to earth woman with an adventurous spirit. Seeking a good friend with similar interests. Hiking, biking, exploring Oregon wilderness, Saturday Mkt., live music. New in town. ☎ 9086 (07/23/03) 50-SOMETHING Short, fit, educated, self- employed. Likes music, swim- ming, adventure-travel, Bijou movies, lively conversation, fami- ly. ISO NS 50-60ish man to share life with. ☎ 9067 (07/23/03) IF YOU are: deeply spiritual, funny and fun, liberated, loving, and well- educated, slightly over 35 and 5’8”, and wise enough to embrace your heart’s reflection, call. ☎ 9046 (7/24/03) PRETTY, STRONG & confident 38 y.o. woman seek- ing someone to have fun with. Sense of humor & adventure a must. ☎ 9045 (7/24/03) BLAST TO BE WITH Me: super-silly & smiley, excellent mom, intellectual, confident, social, independent, nonprofit volunteer who is soft in all the right places & just seeing what’s out there. Any funny, stable, com- munity-minded 30+ y.o. guys think you can handle me? ☎ 9037 (7/24/03) CUTE, SEXY BRUNETTE SWF ISO “special one.” Let’s rock, dance, explore life. 40-50s NS, energetic, healthy guy. Take a chance, take a ride, there is opportunity around every corner. ☎ 9016 (7/24/03) TRUE LOVE Is your foot in the grave? Do you have life insurance? Are you wealthy? Then I’m the woman for you! 21 y.o. SWF in search of true love. ☎ 9014 (7/24/03) SUGARDADDY NEEDED Cute, 20, SWF seeks well-to-do male to pay the bills & maybe more. We’ll see where it goes from there... ☎ 9013 (7/24/03) BIG, BEAUTIFUL, GODLY WOMAN SWChPF, 46. Passionate, caring, intelligent & funny. ISO man with big heart, mind & spirit. Be a spir- itual seeker who’s invested in emotional growth. Desire intima- cy, value feelings, love to commu- nicate, be intellectually stimulat- ing, playful & given to genuine public displays of affection. Teach me new things that you have a passion for. Let’s grow in love, wisdom & Christ together. ☎ 9007 (7/24/03) COMPANION FIRST 50 y.o. DWF, teacher, seeking quality NS WPM. Summer romance/LTR. You 45-55, respectful, caring, gregarious, emotionally & financially secure. Enjoy walks conversation, gar- dening, quiet music, family, potluck celebrations. ☎ 8925 (7/17/03) 22. Y.O. FEMALE looking for someone into fun & lighthearted fling. Must be able to have good time. Perverted, crude sense of humor a plus. ☎ 8919 (7/17/03) JOY LOVE LAUGHTER SWF, 45: Do you understand we are creators of our experience? Do you desire to share your com- pleteness rather than want someone to complete you? I’m ready, are you? ☎ 8914 (7/17/03) GREAT LOOKING Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape, NS, very secured & very affec- tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady, NS. Who will be the first in my life? You want be disappointed. ☎ 9171 (08/07/03) RISQUÉ 40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi- nant & smart about what women like mentally & physically. ISO feminine woman; busty, fit & in heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03) MIDLIFE ROMANCE Recipe: combine 2 whole, cre- ative hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4 loving brown eyes, 2 melancholy smiles, a dash of compromise, 2 sensitive musical souls. Simmer for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03) ACTOR SEEKING Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu- dent, handsome, funny, caring, romantic, loyal. Seeking someone to have fun & be close with. Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160 (08/07/03) BLESSINGS My spirituality & my listening heart are among my many assets. My passion is in human development. I’m late 50s. Love, nature, simple adventures & maintaining my sacred garden in the country. I know myself well & live a sanctuary lifestyle. Looking for woman with same qualities that knows & loves herself. ☎ 9158 (08/07/03) HABLAREMOS ISO LTR 45-55ish active woman. We are resolved to reclaim our natural world. Active in garden- ing, giving workshops on raw food nutrition & staying fit. Hablaremos descubiertamente. ☎ 9157 (08/07/03) SILLY SONG Very overweight, irresponsible, loving guy (bad speller also). ISO woman foolish enough to date me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03) SEEKING COMPANY of mature woman who is young in spirit, active, politically liberal comfortable with range of people & interested in companionship & fun including walks, dancing, movies & good conversation about variety of topics. ☎ 9139 (08/07/03) SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED To play large instrument for the summer. Co-ed 2 person band. Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry large rack & common sense at all times. Now taking applications for all positions. Surfboards need not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03) SWF 20-35??? Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non- balding dark hair, nicely built, nonsmoking, health conscious & financially independent. I’m seek- ing someone with no children, a cute figure, feminine, sensuous & submissive in an intimate con- text. I’m experienced, safe, gen- tle. I’m a good conversationalist; like the outdoors, books, movies, music, vegetarian cooking. Dislikes include pork, margarine &organized religion. Interested? Write “Resident” POB 25160, Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069 (07/23/03) REDHEAD F WANTED Well, hi there to all of you natural redheads. Yes, I do want you, because I’ve waited for quite some time to screw you. ☎ 9090 (07/23/03) ISO MR. RIGHT? ALL MR. WRONG? Look no further! SWM, 39, 5’9”, athletic, kind, wealthy, agnostic, educated, artist. ISO SWF 26-35, under 5’9”, slender to athletic, affectionate, truthful, educated. Likes sex, music, literature. Casual to LTR ☎ 9048 (7/24/03) BBW WANTED SWM ISO woman for training & instruction. Seeking LTR, serious applicants only. Size important. Race, age are not. ☎ 9044 (7/24/03) SELF-MADE MAN 48, athletic. Seeks a woman of integrity. Athletic, 36-44, for fun, travel & adventure. Couch pota- toes & overweight need not both- er. ☎ 9043 (7/24/03) 55 Y.O. 5’10”, 159 lb. Enjoy home life, swimming, flea markets, exercis- ing, nature, playful, creative with imagination, into communication, take an interest in dance, seeking LTR. ☎ 9040 (7/24/03) HANDSOME GUY ISO friend to share the good times with. She is a zany, adven- turous, off the beaten path per- son like myself. I’m open, honest, sane and respectful. ☎ 9039 (7/24/03) PRINCE FROM planet Zircon seeking female specimen for multiple experimen- tal probings. Become Charlie’s Angel and Princess Bride. Ruler of the new world. Must be petite and sweet. ☎ 9038 (7/24/03) STILL SEARCHING SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive, sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy type seeks SWF, 35-48. Stable, attractive. LTR, friends first. NS, LD ok. ☎ 9035 (7/24/03) THE NEARNESS OF YOU DWM, 60, financially secure. Looking for real partner to share leisurely walks, good talks, loving & fun times together. Sense of humor required. ☎ 9019 (7/24/03) HUMANITIES DPM, 47, seeks educated PF for dinners out, movies/shows, con- certs & wide-ranging conversa- tion. I’ve spent all winter reading & I’m ready to swap questions & answers. ☎ 9018 (7/24/03) LIVE IN PARADISE Attractive, financially secure retired business owner, DWM, 52, 5’7”, 165 lb. Seeks lady, 30- 50, to share good conversation, biking, walks & spending time. Value monogamy, cuddling, want best friend & romance too. ☎ 8933 (7/17/03) ROLEPLAY & MASSAGE Generous, attractive, financially secure 40s sugardaddy seeks imaginative woman interested in massage & roleplay. ☎ 8930 (7/17/03) YOUR INTELLECT and physicalities would make you a hot item in the dominant cul- ture. Instead., you want a sensi- tive, kind mountain man who could be king, but chooses not ☎ 8927 (7/17/03) DESIRED 1 SWF, 35-45 years young. Happy, healthy & wise. 130 lb or less. For 40 y.o. young man 165 lb, slender, fit, 5’11”. Not bad looking, no problems, healthy, happy. ☎ 8924 (7/17/03) SWM, 60 NS, LD, herb friendly, politically progressive. Seeks companion for backpacking, fishing, camping & other outdoor activities. ☎ 8921 (7/17/03) SIMPLE PLEASURES Are the best. Walks on the beach, stargazing, dancing, Bijou films, breakfast in bed... 30-something romantic ISO partner in simple pleasures. 6’1”, dark hair, athlet- ic, left-of-center, yet not PC. Cat lovers only. ☎ 8913 (7/17/03) SWM SEEKS M ASIANS 24 y.o., 6’2”, 195 lb. Seeking attractive 20-50 y.o. married Asian women for safe, secret, just-for-fun sexual encounters. Respect & sensitivity promised. ☎ 8912 (7/17/03) A GUY’S GUY That wants a gal, 40-50ish, attractive, STD-free. Discreet, no- strings fun. Large chest is option- al, sense of humor is not. ☎ 8922 (7/17/03) TOE CURLER DWM, 51 yrs, 5’7”, blue/brown. Nice guy ISO SDWF who is kinda down to earth. ☎ 8711 (07/02/03) RELOCATING TO Eugene. Tall, SBM, medium build. Seek SWF, slender to medium build, 42-57. Youthful looking, likes outdoors, movies, picnics, dancing. ☎ 9070 (07/23/03) ARE YOU THE ONE? I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti- mately for some fun. I like to cud- dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian cooking, all outdoor activities & massages. For a unique & incred- ible experience, contact me. ☎ 9071 (07/23/03) LONG HAIR 44, 6’, honest, caring, love for life, playful, loves outdoors, garden- ing, walks, etc. Seeks best friend for love/romance, cooking, hon- est open communication, great sense of humor, possible LTR. NS. ☎ 9031 (7/24/03) MORNING WORKOUT smiles, ocean sunset dances, SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52, 5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde- pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎ 8896 (7/17/03) FOR A WHILE Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut- in seeks shy eccentric for hand- holding, mild hysterics, wild mon- key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno. ☎ 9164 (08/07/03) ISO GIRLFRIEND I’m involved in LD relationship. Looking to spend some time. 33, single mom, interested in femme woman. Let’s meet & see how it goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03) SEXUAL PROWESS Sexual healing goddess. Wants a match for her unquenchable sex- ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle with the throttle to make it worth it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142 (08/07/03) I WANT you to want me for best friends or lovers. To cuddle, caress & massage. You be into outdoors, atvs, beach & camping, NS, ND, clean. Me: 30, bi-female or lesbian. ☎ 9137 (08/07/03) SUMMER FLING Discreet encounters w/cute bira- cial 24 y.o. You: proportionate, fun, herb friendly. I’m clean, you be too. Let’s be naughty friends. ☎ 9088 (07/23/03) WANTED: ROWDY WOMEN Looking for a new sport? The Eugene Women’s Rugby Club invites you to give rugby a try. All ages welcome & no experience necessary. Check us out! ☎ 9087 (07/23/03) LUCK BE A LADY Voluptuous & sexy woman, early 20s, tomboy femme, NS, ND, LA. Hijinks & hugs galore. Sarcasm & smoldering glances. Friends first, LTR? ☎ 9026 (7/24/03) SEMI-EXPERIENCED BI-F looking for casual explorato- ry relationship with same. Attached or single okay. ☎ 9025 (7/24/03) SEEKING REAL WOMAN Me: cute, newly divorced bi mom looking for 30+ woman. Community-minded, grounded, lighthearted, heading towards goal & has outgrown her fanatical lesbian phase. I have lots of friends, but still looking for some- one special. ☎ 9017 (7/24/03) LET’S PLAY! Busy dyke looking for summer playmates. Let’s have fun: movies, dog park, hiking with my/our kids, MC &/or bike rides, cruise the bars, etc. No LTR. ☎ 8920 (7/17/03) LET’S GET DOWN Cute, 24, bi-curious F looking for discreet fun. You 20-28, propor- tionate femme. Let’s be friends with benefits. I’m clean, UB2. Herb friendly. ☎ 8916 (7/17/03) PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, x10 for more details. HEARTBROKEN Cute, mellow, kindhearted, playful 25 y.o. Healing from a freshly stomped heart. Hoping to find friendship, hugs, empathy, dis- traction, mirth &... Grady need not reply. ☎ 8907 (7/17/03) NO STRINGS Looking for someone to share intimacy with. Don’t get enough at home. No strings, just casual. NS/ND, clean. Coffee, lunch first? Relatively experienced apply. ☎ 8905 (7/17/03) HOT BI-MALE Seeking other bisexual men for discreet playtime. Showers, mas- sages, anything goes fun. Be sexy, mellow & large. ☎ 9073 (07/23/03) NEW GUY Moving to area 6/11. Seeking gay or Bi men for casual play. Would like to meet for easy bicycle rides to secluded spots &?? 42, tan, 5’11”, 170, brown/brown. ☎ 9034 (7/24/03) FUN IN & AROUND ALBANY Albany GWC, 40 & 51, ISO other masculine men for sweaty party & play. ☎ 9011 (7/24/03) SWF, 23, looking for M/F, 21- 30. NA, ND. Must like kids. Let’s have fun & go out. Those toting emotional luggage, don’t bother. ☎ 9095 (07/23/03) Y-GIRL Jocund banter segues into embraces as subliminal revealed. Cocktails and lustful ambitions obfuscate custom of cordial dia- log. Too much, too fast. Now all is quiet. Start over over coffee. This soul owns flaws. Hey, we all can’t be Taye Diggs. You know situation. I know departure date. I hear shrill of whistle as train churns toward platform. Phone before final boarding call. SWIMWEAR GIRL I think of you often. Hope your summer is as beautiful as you are. ☎ 9167 (08/07/03) BROWN EYES 6/14 WOW hall; Mood Area 52, Lisa Germano. You were the good lis- tener to your friend on bench to my right as I read. Ads may be silly, but must try. Coffee? ☎ 9165 (08/07/03) WILEY This too will pass... Confucius say, “Many a man make mistake, not many own up to such.” Get some sleep. It is all going to be okay. ☎ 9161 (08/07/03) CARELESS BEACH KIDS You: swimming way too close to that reef. Me: scanning the hori- zon. Too bad we’re drunk, playing 30-second game from tower. Good luck. ☎ 9159 (08/07/03) YOUR 18TH BDAY You looked great in baseball pants. I hope the $130 item was better than some smokes. I though you were beautiful & would love to get to know you better. ☎ 9153 (08/07/03) MY EVERYTHING I was not looking, was content to remain. Then I saw you in my dreams, driving a yellow Hummer. Switching cities may be the answer. Call me, I’ll answer. ☎ 9152 (08/07/03) DOCTOR’S OFFICE 6/18. You: beautiful, blonde & brilliant. Me: happy but groggy. Now: more Sopranos, in Maine? ☎ 9151 (08/07/03) GREEK GODDESS In your quest for knowledge, you’ve left me alone in Eugene. Poppers won’t be the same with- out you. Come back & we’ll rip it up again. P.S. Mullets rock! ☎ 9148 (08/07/03) BEAUTIFUL You are the chocolate & I am the peanut butter. Together we are the epiphany. Missing you from the coast. The Boy. () ALBERTSON’S 6/20 Royal Avenue. You: cute blonde ponytailed guy in freezer section. Me: girl laughing at my friend pantomiming & lipsynching to Celine Dion right behind you. Don’t take it personal, he just really loves Celine. ☎ 9145 (08/07/03) LL MARKET Nike king. Make me chicken while wearing just that little green apron. I’m, sure it could clear customs. White t-shirts & bed hair, will you be mine? Heart, slap, kiss? ☎ 9143 (08/07/03) LAWRENCE HALL I was leaving my review. You almost knocked me over. I am sorry you didn’t. I deserved it. ☎ 9140 (08/07/03) THIRSTY DOG 6/15, noon. You were running Fern Ridge bike path. My friend & I stopped our bikes to talk to you & Beth. I gave your dog some water. You have a great laugh! Coffee? ☎ 9134 (08/07/03) TRISH Time to go to EWEB fountain yet? Let’s have some FG dinner, a manicure/pedicure & go feed the ducks. I think we need to go to the zoo too! ☎ 9092 (07/23/03) Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship Participants in Eugene Weekly Personals must be 18 years or older. To ensure your safety, carefully screen all responses. First meetings should occur in a public place and participants should not divulge addresses. Eugene Weekly does not screen or investigate individuals who place or respond to personals ads and makes no representation as to the character of these individuals. Eugene Weekly will not be responsible for the consequences of any interaction. Not all voice boxes contain voice greetings. 38 JUNE 26, 2003
