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FUNNY GIRL
And no, I am not talking about the
musical. You’re a babbling idiot
with no clue. I’m just the gal for
you. Let’s play some ball & ride
off into the sunset together. ☎
9170 (08/07/03)
HEY NOW!!!
All I want to know is if you are
kind. Super-fun, kind hippie chick,
32, new to area. ISO energized,
easygoing deadheads for friend-
ship, adventure & who knows
what else? ☎ 9166 (08/07/03)
SUMMER FLING?
Wildly intellectual, petite, darkly
beautiful goddess, 18. Seeks dev-
astatingly attractive, genuinely
nice guy, 18-21, for intelligent
conversation, coffee or concerts.
No psychos or weenies, por favor.
☎ 9146 (08/07/03)
UP FOR A TRADE?
My witty repartee, high intellect &
for your amazing laugh, excellent
taste, entertaining conversation
& ability to keep me on my toes.
You: late 20s-mid 30s, stubborn,
uber-cool. No mullets. ☎ 9138
(08/07/03)
ATTRACTIVE PROFES-
SIONAL
SWF, 5’3”, 120 lb, brunette, pret-
ty (so they say). Want to enjoy
company of mature, educated
male, 70+, while visiting in
June/July. Companion to attend
Bach & other festivals/events,
dinner, walks, etc. Call. ☎ 9135
(08/07/03)
YOUNG MAN WANTED
Who is energetic, healthy, muscu-
lar, funny, honest, assertive,
rebellious, untamed, combustible.
Me: in “prime of life”.
Independent, attractive, tall,
toned, adventurous, worldly,
indulgent. ☎ 9091 (07/23/03)
HEART OF GOLD
36, down to earth woman with an
adventurous spirit. Seeking a
good friend with similar interests.
Hiking, biking, exploring Oregon
wilderness, Saturday Mkt., live
music. New in town. ☎ 9086
(07/23/03)
50-SOMETHING
Short, fit, educated, self-
employed. Likes music, swim-
ming, adventure-travel, Bijou
movies, lively conversation, fami-
ly. ISO NS 50-60ish man to share
life with. ☎ 9067 (07/23/03)
IF YOU
are: deeply spiritual, funny and
fun, liberated, loving, and well-
educated, slightly over 35 and
5’8”, and wise enough to
embrace your heart’s reflection,
call. ☎ 9046 (7/24/03)
PRETTY, STRONG
& confident 38 y.o. woman seek-
ing someone to have fun with.
Sense of humor & adventure a
must. ☎ 9045 (7/24/03)
BLAST TO BE WITH
Me: super-silly & smiley, excellent
mom, intellectual, confident,
social, independent, nonprofit
volunteer who is soft in all the
right places & just seeing what’s
out there. Any funny, stable, com-
munity-minded 30+ y.o. guys
think you can handle me? ☎ 9037
(7/24/03)
CUTE, SEXY BRUNETTE
SWF ISO “special one.” Let’s
rock, dance, explore life. 40-50s
NS, energetic, healthy guy. Take a
chance, take a ride, there is
opportunity around every corner.
☎ 9016 (7/24/03)
TRUE LOVE
Is your foot in the grave? Do you
have life insurance? Are you
wealthy? Then I’m the woman for
you! 21 y.o. SWF in search of true
love. ☎ 9014 (7/24/03)
SUGARDADDY NEEDED
Cute, 20, SWF seeks well-to-do
male to pay the bills & maybe
more. We’ll see where it goes
from there... ☎ 9013 (7/24/03)
BIG, BEAUTIFUL, GODLY
WOMAN
SWChPF, 46. Passionate, caring,
intelligent & funny. ISO man with
big heart, mind & spirit. Be a spir-
itual seeker who’s invested in
emotional growth. Desire intima-
cy, value feelings, love to commu-
nicate, be intellectually stimulat-
ing, playful & given to genuine
public displays of affection. Teach
me new things that you have a
passion for. Let’s grow in love,
wisdom & Christ together. ☎ 9007
(7/24/03)
COMPANION FIRST
50 y.o. DWF, teacher, seeking
quality NS WPM. Summer
romance/LTR. You 45-55,
respectful, caring, gregarious,
emotionally & financially secure.
Enjoy walks conversation, gar-
dening, quiet music, family,
potluck celebrations. ☎ 8925
(7/17/03)
22. Y.O. FEMALE
looking for someone into fun &
lighthearted fling. Must be able to
have good time. Perverted, crude
sense of humor a plus. ☎ 8919
(7/17/03)
JOY LOVE LAUGHTER
SWF, 45: Do you understand we
are creators of our experience?
Do you desire to share your com-
pleteness rather than want
someone to complete you? I’m
ready, are you? ☎ 8914
(7/17/03)
GREAT LOOKING
Italian, 50s, look 40, great shape,
NS, very secured & very affec-
tionate. Seeking fit, secured lady,
NS. Who will be the first in my
life? You want be disappointed. ☎
9171 (08/07/03)
RISQUÉ
40s, M, 6’, 200, muscular, domi-
nant & smart about what women
like mentally & physically. ISO
feminine woman; busty, fit & in
heat. ☎ 9168 (08/07/03)
MIDLIFE ROMANCE
Recipe: combine 2 whole, cre-
ative hearts, 20 healing fingers, 4
loving brown eyes, 2 melancholy
smiles, a dash of compromise, 2
sensitive musical souls. Simmer
for a lifetime. ☎ 9162 (08/07/03)
ACTOR SEEKING
Some summer fun. SWM, 21, stu-
dent, handsome, funny, caring,
romantic, loyal. Seeking someone
to have fun & be close with.
Seeking romantic girl, 18-25, into
having fun. Take a risk. ☎ 9160
(08/07/03)
BLESSINGS
My spirituality & my listening
heart are among my many
assets. My passion is in human
development. I’m late 50s. Love,
nature, simple adventures &
maintaining my sacred garden in
the country. I know myself well &
live a sanctuary lifestyle. Looking
for woman with same qualities
that knows & loves herself. ☎
9158 (08/07/03)
HABLAREMOS
ISO LTR 45-55ish active woman.
We are resolved to reclaim our
natural world. Active in garden-
ing, giving workshops on raw
food nutrition & staying fit.
Hablaremos descubiertamente.
☎ 9157 (08/07/03)
SILLY SONG
Very overweight, irresponsible,
loving guy (bad speller also). ISO
woman foolish enough to date
me. You be: whoever you are. I’ll
be: waiting... ☎ 9154 (08/07/03)
SEEKING COMPANY
of mature woman who is young in
spirit, active, politically liberal
comfortable with range of people
& interested in companionship &
fun including walks, dancing,
movies & good conversation
about variety of topics. ☎ 9139
(08/07/03)
SKIN FLUTIST NEEDED
To play large instrument for the
summer. Co-ed 2 person band.
Me: 27. You: 35-50. Must carry
large rack & common sense at all
times. Now taking applications
for all positions. Surfboards need
not bother. ☎ 9131 (08/07/03)
SWF 20-35???
Hi! I’m an attractive 6’ SWM, non-
balding dark hair, nicely built,
nonsmoking, health conscious &
financially independent. I’m seek-
ing someone with no children, a
cute figure, feminine, sensuous &
submissive in an intimate con-
text. I’m experienced, safe, gen-
tle. I’m a good conversationalist;
like the outdoors, books, movies,
music, vegetarian cooking.
Dislikes include pork, margarine
&organized religion. Interested?
Write “Resident” POB 25160,
Portland, OR 97298. ☎ 9069
(07/23/03)
REDHEAD F WANTED
Well, hi there to all of you natural
redheads. Yes, I do want you,
because I’ve waited for quite
some time to screw you. ☎ 9090
(07/23/03)
ISO MR. RIGHT? ALL
MR. WRONG?
Look no further! SWM, 39, 5’9”,
athletic, kind, wealthy, agnostic,
educated, artist. ISO SWF 26-35,
under 5’9”, slender to athletic,
affectionate, truthful, educated.
Likes sex, music, literature.
Casual to LTR ☎ 9048 (7/24/03)
BBW WANTED
SWM ISO woman for training &
instruction. Seeking LTR, serious
applicants only. Size important.
Race, age are not. ☎ 9044
(7/24/03)
SELF-MADE MAN
48, athletic. Seeks a woman of
integrity. Athletic, 36-44, for fun,
travel & adventure. Couch pota-
toes & overweight need not both-
er. ☎ 9043 (7/24/03)
55 Y.O.
5’10”, 159 lb. Enjoy home life,
swimming, flea markets, exercis-
ing, nature, playful, creative with
imagination, into communication,
take an interest in dance, seeking
LTR. ☎ 9040 (7/24/03)
HANDSOME GUY
ISO friend to share the good
times with. She is a zany, adven-
turous, off the beaten path per-
son like myself. I’m open, honest,
sane and respectful. ☎ 9039
(7/24/03)
PRINCE FROM
planet Zircon seeking female
specimen for multiple experimen-
tal probings. Become Charlie’s
Angel and Princess Bride. Ruler
of the new world. Must be petite
and sweet. ☎ 9038 (7/24/03)
STILL SEARCHING
SWPM, 43, fit, happy, attractive,
sensitive, affectionate, outdoorsy
type seeks SWF, 35-48. Stable,
attractive. LTR, friends first. NS,
LD ok. ☎ 9035 (7/24/03)
THE NEARNESS OF YOU
DWM, 60, financially secure.
Looking for real partner to share
leisurely walks, good talks, loving
& fun times together. Sense of
humor required. ☎ 9019
(7/24/03)
HUMANITIES
DPM, 47, seeks educated PF for
dinners out, movies/shows, con-
certs & wide-ranging conversa-
tion. I’ve spent all winter reading
& I’m ready to swap questions &
answers. ☎ 9018 (7/24/03)
LIVE IN PARADISE
Attractive, financially secure
retired business owner, DWM,
52, 5’7”, 165 lb. Seeks lady, 30-
50, to share good conversation,
biking, walks & spending time.
Value monogamy, cuddling, want
best friend & romance too. ☎
8933 (7/17/03)
ROLEPLAY & MASSAGE
Generous, attractive, financially
secure 40s sugardaddy seeks
imaginative woman interested in
massage & roleplay. ☎ 8930
(7/17/03)
YOUR INTELLECT
and physicalities would make you
a hot item in the dominant cul-
ture. Instead., you want a sensi-
tive, kind mountain man who
could be king, but chooses not ☎
8927 (7/17/03)
DESIRED
1 SWF, 35-45 years young. Happy,
healthy & wise. 130 lb or less. For
40 y.o. young man 165 lb, slender,
fit, 5’11”. Not bad looking, no
problems, healthy, happy. ☎ 8924
(7/17/03)
SWM, 60
NS, LD, herb friendly, politically
progressive. Seeks companion
for backpacking, fishing, camping
& other outdoor activities. ☎
8921 (7/17/03)
SIMPLE PLEASURES
Are the best. Walks on the beach,
stargazing, dancing, Bijou films,
breakfast in bed... 30-something
romantic ISO partner in simple
pleasures. 6’1”, dark hair, athlet-
ic, left-of-center, yet not PC. Cat
lovers only. ☎ 8913 (7/17/03)
SWM SEEKS M ASIANS
24 y.o., 6’2”, 195 lb. Seeking
attractive 20-50 y.o. married
Asian women for safe, secret,
just-for-fun sexual encounters.
Respect & sensitivity promised.
☎ 8912 (7/17/03)
A GUY’S GUY
That wants a gal, 40-50ish,
attractive, STD-free. Discreet, no-
strings fun. Large chest is option-
al, sense of humor is not. ☎ 8922
(7/17/03)
TOE CURLER
DWM, 51 yrs, 5’7”, blue/brown.
Nice guy ISO SDWF who is kinda
down to earth.
☎ 8711
(07/02/03)
RELOCATING TO Eugene. Tall,
SBM, medium build. Seek SWF,
slender to medium build, 42-57.
Youthful looking, likes outdoors,
movies, picnics, dancing. ☎ 9070
(07/23/03)
ARE YOU THE ONE?
I am a 25 y.o. male looking ulti-
mately for some fun. I like to cud-
dle, enjoy live music, vegetarian
cooking, all outdoor activities &
massages. For a unique & incred-
ible experience, contact me. ☎
9071 (07/23/03)
LONG HAIR
44, 6’, honest, caring, love for life,
playful, loves outdoors, garden-
ing, walks, etc. Seeks best friend
for love/romance, cooking, hon-
est open communication, great
sense of humor, possible LTR. NS.
☎ 9031 (7/24/03)
MORNING WORKOUT
smiles, ocean sunset dances,
SWM, happy, honest, healthy, 52,
5’10”, blonde. Let’s travel Oregon
and beyond. Camp, hike, bike. ISO
WF, 39-49, HWP, fit, NS, inde-
pendent, intelligent, happy. ☎
8896 (7/17/03)
FOR A WHILE
Bookish, daydreamy 24 y.o. shut-
in seeks shy eccentric for hand-
holding, mild hysterics, wild mon-
key sex. Glasses, curves: bueno.
☎ 9164 (08/07/03)
ISO GIRLFRIEND
I’m involved in LD relationship.
Looking to spend some time. 33,
single mom, interested in femme
woman. Let’s meet & see how it
goes. ☎ 9163 (08/07/03)
SEXUAL PROWESS
Sexual healing goddess. Wants a
match for her unquenchable sex-
ual thirst. Curvy like a coke bottle
with the throttle to make it worth
it. I’ll try anything once. ☎ 9142
(08/07/03)
I WANT you to want me for best
friends or lovers. To cuddle,
caress & massage. You be into
outdoors, atvs, beach & camping,
NS, ND, clean. Me: 30, bi-female
or lesbian. ☎ 9137 (08/07/03)
SUMMER FLING
Discreet encounters w/cute bira-
cial 24 y.o. You: proportionate,
fun, herb friendly. I’m clean, you
be too. Let’s be naughty friends.
☎ 9088 (07/23/03)
WANTED: ROWDY
WOMEN
Looking for a new sport? The
Eugene Women’s Rugby Club
invites you to give rugby a try. All
ages welcome & no experience
necessary. Check us out! ☎ 9087
(07/23/03)
LUCK BE A LADY
Voluptuous & sexy woman, early
20s, tomboy femme, NS, ND, LA.
Hijinks & hugs galore. Sarcasm &
smoldering glances. Friends first,
LTR? ☎ 9026 (7/24/03)
SEMI-EXPERIENCED
BI-F looking for casual explorato-
ry relationship with same.
Attached or single okay. ☎ 9025
(7/24/03)
SEEKING REAL WOMAN
Me: cute, newly divorced bi mom
looking for 30+ woman.
Community-minded, grounded,
lighthearted, heading towards
goal & has outgrown her fanatical
lesbian phase. I have lots of
friends, but still looking for some-
one special. ☎ 9017 (7/24/03)
LET’S PLAY!
Busy dyke looking for summer
playmates. Let’s have fun:
movies, dog park, hiking with
my/our kids, MC &/or bike rides,
cruise the bars, etc. No LTR. ☎
8920 (7/17/03)
LET’S GET DOWN
Cute, 24, bi-curious F looking for
discreet fun. You 20-28, propor-
tionate femme. Let’s be friends
with benefits. I’m clean, UB2.
Herb friendly. ☎ 8916 (7/17/03)
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HEARTBROKEN
Cute, mellow, kindhearted, playful
25 y.o. Healing from a freshly
stomped heart. Hoping to find
friendship, hugs, empathy, dis-
traction, mirth &... Grady need
not reply. ☎ 8907 (7/17/03)
NO STRINGS
Looking for someone to share
intimacy with. Don’t get enough
at home. No strings, just casual.
NS/ND, clean. Coffee, lunch first?
Relatively experienced apply. ☎
8905 (7/17/03)
HOT BI-MALE
Seeking other bisexual men for
discreet playtime. Showers, mas-
sages, anything goes fun. Be
sexy, mellow & large. ☎ 9073
(07/23/03)
NEW GUY
Moving to area 6/11. Seeking gay
or Bi men for casual play. Would
like to meet for easy bicycle rides
to secluded spots &?? 42, tan,
5’11”, 170, brown/brown. ☎
9034 (7/24/03)
FUN IN & AROUND
ALBANY
Albany GWC, 40 & 51, ISO other
masculine men for sweaty party
& play. ☎ 9011 (7/24/03)
SWF, 23, looking for M/F, 21-
30. NA, ND. Must like kids. Let’s
have fun & go out. Those toting
emotional luggage, don’t bother.
☎ 9095 (07/23/03)
Y-GIRL
Jocund banter segues into
embraces as subliminal revealed.
Cocktails and lustful ambitions
obfuscate custom of cordial dia-
log. Too much, too fast. Now all
is quiet. Start over over coffee.
This soul owns flaws. Hey, we all
can’t be Taye Diggs. You know
situation. I know departure date.
I hear shrill of whistle as train
churns toward platform. Phone
before final boarding call.
SWIMWEAR GIRL
I think of you often. Hope your
summer is as beautiful as you
are. ☎ 9167 (08/07/03)
BROWN EYES 6/14
WOW hall; Mood Area 52, Lisa
Germano. You were the good lis-
tener to your friend on bench to
my right as I read. Ads may be
silly, but must try. Coffee? ☎ 9165
(08/07/03)
WILEY
This too will pass... Confucius say,
“Many a man make mistake, not
many own up to such.” Get some
sleep. It is all going to be okay. ☎
9161 (08/07/03)
CARELESS BEACH KIDS
You: swimming way too close to
that reef. Me: scanning the hori-
zon. Too bad we’re drunk, playing
30-second game from tower.
Good luck. ☎ 9159 (08/07/03)
YOUR 18TH BDAY
You looked great in baseball
pants. I hope the $130 item was
better than some smokes. I
though you were beautiful &
would love to get to know you
better. ☎ 9153 (08/07/03)
MY EVERYTHING
I was not looking, was content to
remain. Then I saw you in my
dreams, driving a yellow Hummer.
Switching cities may be the
answer. Call me, I’ll answer. ☎
9152 (08/07/03)
DOCTOR’S OFFICE
6/18. You: beautiful, blonde &
brilliant. Me: happy but groggy.
Now: more Sopranos, in Maine?
☎ 9151 (08/07/03)
GREEK GODDESS
In your quest for knowledge,
you’ve left me alone in Eugene.
Poppers won’t be the same with-
out you. Come back & we’ll rip it
up again. P.S. Mullets rock! ☎
9148 (08/07/03)
BEAUTIFUL
You are the chocolate & I am the
peanut butter. Together we are
the epiphany. Missing you from
the coast. The Boy. ()
ALBERTSON’S 6/20
Royal Avenue. You: cute blonde
ponytailed guy in freezer section.
Me: girl laughing at my friend
pantomiming & lipsynching to
Celine Dion right behind you.
Don’t take it personal, he just
really loves Celine. ☎ 9145
(08/07/03)
LL MARKET
Nike king. Make me chicken while
wearing just that little green
apron. I’m, sure it could clear
customs. White t-shirts & bed
hair, will you be mine? Heart,
slap, kiss? ☎ 9143 (08/07/03)
LAWRENCE HALL
I was leaving my review. You
almost knocked me over. I am
sorry you didn’t. I deserved it. ☎
9140 (08/07/03)
THIRSTY DOG
6/15, noon. You were running
Fern Ridge bike path. My friend &
I stopped our bikes to talk to you
& Beth. I gave your dog some
water. You have a great laugh!
Coffee? ☎ 9134 (08/07/03)
TRISH
Time to go to EWEB fountain yet?
Let’s have some FG dinner, a
manicure/pedicure & go feed the
ducks. I think we need to go to
the zoo too! ☎ 9092 (07/23/03)
Abbreviations: A Asian • B Black • Bi Bisexual • C Couple • Ch Christian • D Divorced • F Female • G Gay • H Hispanic
HWP Height/ Weight proportionate • J Jewish • M Male • NA No alcohol • NAm Native American • ND No drugs • NS No smoking
P Professional • S Single • W White • Wi Widowed • ISO In search of • LTR Long-term relationship
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