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Classifieds Page 32 Page 33 Page 35 CALL FOR artists & vendors. Four day festival in July. For details, please visit www. as1.info. SEEKING A vinyl solution! Huge record collection seeks safe, lov- ing home. Rock&roll, blues, R&B, soul. Great music, 342-7550. Legal Notices Announcements NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 15 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.org or contact this newspaper for more info. (AAN CAN) PENIS ENLARGEMENT pill. 100% herbal, gain 1”-3” guaran- teed. Totally confidential. Only $62.90. Ck/MO/Cash/Cards - Lansing Laboratories. 422 Elmwood #2, Lansing, MI 48917. 800-369-4699, 24 hrs. www.androenlarge.com. JAZZ BOPPIN’! Exciting Jazz Appreciation Videos, Live Guests, more... Starts 6/23, UO Summer Session “The Colors of Air” MUS 199 Register: 346-3475 Info: 541-587-0533 soaring@california.com IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR THE COUNTY OF LANE. No. 50-03- 07974. NOTICE TO INTERESTED PERSONS. In the matter of the Estate of Jane Rottman Kealy, Deceased. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned has been appointed personal repre- sentative. All persons having claims against the estate are required to present them, with vouchers attached, to the under- signed personal representative at 1757 Lawrence Street, Eugene, Oregon 97401, within four months after the date of publica- tion of this notice, or the claims may be barred. All persons whose rights may be affected by the pro- ceedings may obtain additional information from the records of the court, the personal represen- tative, or the attorney for the per- sonal representative, Lawrence Deckman at 2406 Lawrence Alley, Eugene, Oregon 97405. (541)484- 3782. Dated and first published this Thursday, June 12, 2003. Elizabeth Kealy, Personal Representative. SUMMER WORK 37 POSITIONS BY 7/4 $12.15 Base-Appt. No Experience Necessary. FLEX HRS. CONDITIONS APPLY. PART-TIME & FULL-TIME. Eugene (541)461-4200 • www.workforstudents.com ROB BREZSNY’S Page 34 Page 37 Lost & Found GREY TABBY found at 7th & Blair, Friday, June 20. Distinctive striping. Call to identify. 968-0492. MEN’S BLUE GORE-TEX jacket, no hood. Fell off back of bike between EW offices & W. 18th. Please return to EW. $10 reward. Wanted HOUSESITTER. 7/19 to 9/6, must love cats. 344-4725. SURVIVOR VIDEOS wanted. Every episode needed. 686-5814. Help Wanted ASSISTANT MANAGER, small metaphysical shop. Self-motivat- ed, gracious, strong work ethic. 32/hrs., Saturdays. Resume by 7/3 to “Boxholder” PO Box 1226 Eugene, Or 97440 POSTAL JOBS, $9.15 - $14.26 + benefits. No exp. For applica- tion & exam info call 1-800-514- 1744 ext. 6112, 9am-9pm - 7 days. THE VILLAGE SCHOOL, a Steiner inspired charter school, is hiring a Handwork teacher for grades 1-8. Must have exp. work- ing with groups of children, knit- ting, crocheting, sewing or other fiber arts. Knowledge of the Waldorf Handwork curriculum very helpful. Send resume with cover letter, references & three letters of recommendation to Village School, attn: HC. 2855 Lincoln St. 97405. Email: vil- lage@4j.lane.edu or fax 242- 6874. NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one & reach up to 15 million young, active, educated readers! Contact Jennifer D’Angelo at 541- 484-0519 or go to www.aancan.com for more infor- mation. (AAN CAN) LONG HAUL drivers wanted to run from to NW to MW. FL, TX, CA & return to NW. CDL required. All trucks 2000 or newer. $.31-$.34 wage/bonus per mile. Medical, dental, vision, 401k avail. Iowa based carrier with offices in WA. Please call Bill, 800-452-6090. GIRLS GONE BARE! Centerfold & website models needed now! Hippies to preppies. 18-30. 541-344-5616. $2/LINE, 4 LINE MIN. is the economical cost for line ads in Eugene Weekly classifieds. Contact us at 484-0519. Page 35 Page 38 Page 38 EARN EXTRA CASH! Up to $500 per session. Eugene Amateur filmmaker, five years published, looking for female models 18-40, and couples. Send photo & contact phone number to: Video Productions, P.O. Box 40545, Eugene, OR 97404. email: videopro5000@msn.com. 541- 688-1488 (Female Callers Only) Seeking Employment GRAPHIC DESIGNER. Recently moved from Boston. Seeking pt/ft employment w/ Mac-based design studio. Proficient w/illustrator & photo- shop; knowledge of indesign, imageready, quark xpress. Scott, 510-0744. Employment Information EMPLOYMENT WILDERNESS Camp Counselor. Sleep under the stars. Hike the Appalachian Trail. Canoe the Suwanee. Help at-risk youth. Year-round positions. Free room and board. Excellent salary and benefits. 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No experience nec- essary. Call 1-800-778-0353. NOW HIRING: Companies des- perately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info. 985-646-1700, Dept-1072. UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY in concrete restoration. Huge imme- diate income. Anyone can do this, not physically demanding. Material, tools, training included. $8,000 investment secured by inventory. 1-800-283-1191. MOTHERS & OTHERS Earn $300-$1500 Part-time on-off Internet. Local training & support. 23-year-old company expanding in our area. Call for information, www.workathome-bw.com • 541-744-2432 Garage Sales SATURDAY ONLY 9am-5pm Clothing, housewares, various oddities. 448 W. 12th. BIG MOVING sale. 2535 Emerald. Fri-Sat-Sun, 9-5. Musical 1976 LEFT Handed Ibanez. Lawsuit Les Paul Black Beauty Copy. Great Condition. Dual hum- buckers, hard-shell case. Sweet tones, excellent guitar. $500/OBO. 465-9703. For Sale 1X12” EPIPHANI bass cabinet. Portable, pro quality rig. Speaker is clean & tight, box ok. $800 new, letting go for $375. 345-5838. Lawn & Garden Lessons BEAUTIFUL PERENNIALS, grasses, succulents, herbs. $1- $3. 3000 Calla, 689-4686. Daily. REDESIGN IDEAS PLUS. Yard & lawn care. Serving central, SE & SW Eugene. Cell, 520-0660. JAZZ PIANO lessons. Improve chord voicings, solos, technique. Beginners welcome. Guy, 687- 6451 guy@guyware.com MUSIC INSTRUCTION. Lessons in voice, piano, flute. Professional Musician-Teacher. Your home or my studio. 686- 2469. PIANO LESSONS in your home. Beginning to advanced. All ages. Individually designed, computer enhanced. Experienced teacher/performer Lou Crist, 747-0589. Also available for per- formance. Misc. BUY FACTORY DIRECT. Wolff tanning beds. Payments from $25/month. Free color catalog. Call today 1-800-842-1310. STEEL BUILDINGS. Anxious to deal on const. factory big summer discounts. 24x36 to 150x300. 541- 746-6403. SUMMER JOBS FOR THE ENVIRONMENT THE JOLLY GOOD CHIMNEY SWEEP EVERY PROGRESSIVE VEHICLE $3,000-$5,000/SUMMER 344-5571 A statement for clean air on a three-color bumper sticker. Send $3 to SandB, P.O. Box 2300, Corvallis, OR 97339 or see www.mymama.com. Wholesale orders available. • Clean the Willamette River • Stop air and water pollution • Make a difference JOIN THE NATION’S LARGEST GRASSROOTS PUBLIC INTEREST ORGANIZATION TO PROTECT OUR ENVIRONMENT, PUBLIC HEALTH, HUMAN RIGHTS, AND DEMOCRACY. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES AND BENEFITS AVAILABLE. DOWNTOWN, EUGENE • CALL OTIS 686-2771 David S. Bull, Esq. Lic. #51931 A Sweep for All Seasons SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THESE. FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week of June 26 ARIES (March 21-April 19): Buddhism’s holiest objects CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you choose to take are ringsel, pearly deposits left behind by dead saints who’ve been cremated. I recently visited a collection that was offered to the public at Spirit Rock Meditation Center in Woodacre, CA. A pamphlet in the lobby outside the sanctuary said, “The ringsel are of unimaginable benefit for Buddhists and non-Buddhists alike. Their power does not depend on the viewer having faith in them.” Though I am not a Buddhist and was initially skeptical, I soon changed my mind. As I sat in the presence of the ringsel, I was flooded with useful insights, including a solution to my longest-running problem. I predict a similar experience for you, Aries. You’ll soon receive a blessing from a visita- tion whose magic you don’t believe in. the following prescription seriously, Cancerian, consider the possibility that you should regard it as a metaphor, not as a call for concrete action. Or if you do decide it would be appropriate to treat it as a call for concrete action, do not carry it out in such a way that would scare people or destroy property belonging to anyone but yourself. Got all that? OK. Here we go: My reading of the astrological omens tells me that the most empowering ritual you could perform in the coming week is to kick in a locked door. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If an infinite number of monkeys typed for an infinite number of days on an infinite number of typewriters, they would eventually produce all the works of Shakespeare, as well as the following horoscope, which is apt advice for you in the coming week: You could let your monkey mind jabber on forever, Taurus; you could allow it to spew out a million options about how to deal with your most pressing dilemma, hoping that one of them will miraculously be the answer you desperately need. But there is a better option: Dive down into your deep eternal self and open yourself gladly to its clear, simple wisdom about what to do. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don’t bother looking for help from great minds and deep thoughts this week. You’re in one of your “folk wisdom” phases, when the only kind of counsel that can be of any use is the goofy brilliance that now and then gurgles up out of that vast compost heap known as mass culture. Here, for instance, are the bumper sticker slogans that are most in alignment with your astrological needs. 1. “I will not obsess. I will not obsess. I will not obsess.” 2. “We all have problems. Mine are just more important than yours.” 3. “If all the world’s a stage, I’ll be needing more wardrobe.” 4. “Excuse me. I’m off to see the wizard.” LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A few months ago there was a story in the news about an awkward situation at the San Francisco Zoo. Two tigers there were completely psyched out by an oil painting of another tiger. They seemed to regard the image, an eight- square-foot piece of art on the wall of their home, as a giant, ghostly competitor. Whenever they came close to it, their eyes bulged, their mouths gaped, and their ears retracted. Sadly, this reminds me of you lately, Leo. A mere picture that exists only in your mind’s eye has you all messed up. I say it’s high time to reclaim your regal authority over it and any other images that intimidate you. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The World Health Organization says that a good diet should consist of no more than 10 percent sugar. Lobbyists for the sugar industry disagree. They main- tain that you’ll be fine as long as no more than 25 percent of your food and drink contains their favorite product. In regard to your cur- rent needs, Virgo, I disagree with both assessments. Since you’re in a phase when you need to toughen up, strengthen your will, and think leaner and meaner, I believe you should temporary limit your sugar intake to 3 percent or less. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This is the right astrological moment to raise the bar and up the ante; to throw your weight around and kick some butt; to call in favors and claim your rewards; to make everything official and seal the deal; to assume a new title and create your own rite of passage. Don’t wait around for VIPs or authorities to initiate any of this; don’t fantasize about what “fate” intends or whether you should prepare a little longer. The time is now. The place is here. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): At a recent outdoor party, the host’s German shepherd shuffled over to me and dropped something at my feet. Crouching down, I found a tiny twig. It dawned on me that the dog wanted to play “fetch.” I plucked the twig off the ground and threw it as far as it would go, which was only about two feet; it wasn’t heavy enough to carry any further. The dog moseyed over, delicately snagged it in his teeth, and returned to me for another round. I was mystified. Why didn’t he bring me a decent-sized stick that I could hurl a great distance so we could enjoy the full pleasures of “fetch”? I pose an analogous question to you, Scorpio: Isn’t it time to expand the parameters of your favorite game? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In his book, On the Road to Baghdad: A Picaresque Novel of Magical Adventures, Guneli Gun offers his analysis of what’s wrong with everything. “The world is run by those who can’t make love,” one of his characters says, “or those who do it badly. That’s why the world is in trouble.” I agree. And people who want to become better leaders would be smart to purge their negative imprints about sex and improve their lovemaking skills. I’m sure you’ve already gone pretty far in that work, Sagittarius, but there’s always room for improve- ment, right? It so happens that this is a perfect astrological moment to boost your political and social authority by enhancing your mastery of the erotic arts. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Kary Mullis is the only Nobel Prize-winning scientist ever to assert that astrology is valid. He’s also the most distinguished Capricorn in histo- ry to have described a close encounter with a UFO. When he’s not doing pioneering research on the human genome, he enjoys life as a surfer, lover, and shamanic adventurer. “A scientific genius with a vibrant soul,” said one critic in reviewing his autobiography, Dancing Naked in a Mind Field. “There is nothing too preposterous for him to rigorously investigate and learn something valuable from,” said another observer, “just as there are few commonly held truths in which he cannot find some fundamental fallacy.” I suggest you make Mullis your role model for now, Capricorn. Imitate everything about his spirit, including the way he blends intellectual discipline and open- minded curiosity. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s time once again to evaluate the quality of your emotional pain, Aquarius. Every year, I ask you to take inventory; to determine how you’re progress- ing in your efforts to cultivate useful suffering and avoid the useless stuff. So how have you been doing since the last time we checked in July, 2002? Are you getting better at steering clear of boring torments you’ve repeated a thousand times before? Have you made yourself less susceptible to being hurt by ignorant, careless people? Are you able to quickly shake off the effects of relatively trivial trouble? Do you find yourself drawn to fascinating angst that compels you to become smarter and more resourceful? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Fertility clinics in the U.S. are filled to the brim with frozen human embryos. Forty thousand would-be fetuses are now on ice, waiting for a go-ahead from the couples that spawned them. This backlog of potential life in limbo reminds me of you, Pisces. If you could get access to the parts of your imagination that are immobilized by fear, you’d become a power- house of focused creativity. I’m happy to tell you that this is a perfect time to do just that. Homework: Imagine your future self has sent a message to you back through time. What does it say? www.freewillastrology.com You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your EXPANDED WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: 1-900-950-7700 • $1.99 per minute • Touchtone phone 18 & over • c/s 612-373-9785 32 JUNE 26, 2003
