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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week of June 26
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Buddhism’s holiest objects
CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you choose to take
are ringsel, pearly deposits left behind by dead saints who’ve been
cremated. I recently visited a collection that was offered to the public
at Spirit Rock Meditation Center in Woodacre, CA. A pamphlet in the
lobby outside the sanctuary said, “The ringsel are of unimaginable
benefit for Buddhists and non-Buddhists alike. Their power does not
depend on the viewer having faith in them.” Though I am not a
Buddhist and was initially skeptical, I soon changed my mind. As I sat
in the presence of the ringsel, I was flooded with useful insights,
including a solution to my longest-running problem. I predict a similar
experience for you, Aries. You’ll soon receive a blessing from a visita-
tion whose magic you don’t believe in.
the following prescription seriously, Cancerian, consider the possibility
that you should regard it as a metaphor, not as a call for concrete
action. Or if you do decide it would be appropriate to treat it as a call
for concrete action, do not carry it out in such a way that would scare
people or destroy property belonging to anyone but yourself. Got all
that? OK. Here we go: My reading of the astrological omens tells me
that the most empowering ritual you could perform in the coming
week is to kick in a locked door.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20): If an infinite number of
monkeys typed for an infinite number of days on an infinite number of
typewriters, they would eventually produce all the works of
Shakespeare, as well as the following horoscope, which is apt advice
for you in the coming week: You could let your monkey mind jabber
on forever, Taurus; you could allow it to spew out a million options
about how to deal with your most pressing dilemma, hoping that one
of them will miraculously be the answer you desperately need. But
there is a better option: Dive down into your deep eternal self and
open yourself gladly to its clear, simple wisdom about what to do.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don’t bother looking for
help from great minds and deep thoughts this week. You’re in one of
your “folk wisdom” phases, when the only kind of counsel that can be
of any use is the goofy brilliance that now and then gurgles up out of
that vast compost heap known as mass culture. Here, for instance,
are the bumper sticker slogans that are most in alignment with your
astrological needs. 1. “I will not obsess. I will not obsess. I will not
obsess.” 2. “We all have problems. Mine are just more important
than yours.” 3. “If all the world’s a stage, I’ll be needing more
wardrobe.” 4. “Excuse me. I’m off to see the wizard.”
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A few months ago there was a story
in the news about an awkward situation at the San Francisco Zoo.
Two tigers there were completely psyched out by an oil painting of
another tiger. They seemed to regard the image, an eight- square-foot
piece of art on the wall of their home, as a giant, ghostly competitor.
Whenever they came close to it, their eyes bulged, their mouths
gaped, and their ears retracted. Sadly, this reminds me of you lately,
Leo. A mere picture that exists only in your mind’s eye has you all
messed up. I say it’s high time to reclaim your regal authority over it
and any other images that intimidate you.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The World Health
Organization says that a good diet should consist of no more than 10
percent sugar. Lobbyists for the sugar industry disagree. They main-
tain that you’ll be fine as long as no more than 25 percent of your
food and drink contains their favorite product. In regard to your cur-
rent needs, Virgo, I disagree with both assessments. Since you’re in a
phase when you need to toughen up, strengthen your will, and think
leaner and meaner, I believe you should temporary limit your sugar
intake to 3 percent or less.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This is the right astrological
moment to raise the bar and up the ante; to throw your weight
around and kick some butt; to call in favors and claim your rewards;
to make everything official and seal the deal; to assume a new title
and create your own rite of passage. Don’t wait around for VIPs or
authorities to initiate any of this; don’t fantasize about what “fate”
intends or whether you should prepare a little longer. The time is now.
The place is here.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): At a recent outdoor
party, the host’s German shepherd shuffled over to me and dropped
something at my feet. Crouching down, I found a tiny twig. It dawned
on me that the dog wanted to play “fetch.” I plucked the twig off the
ground and threw it as far as it would go, which was only about two
feet; it wasn’t heavy enough to carry any further. The dog moseyed
over, delicately snagged it in his teeth, and returned to me for another
round. I was mystified. Why didn’t he bring me a decent-sized stick
that I could hurl a great distance so we could enjoy the full pleasures
of “fetch”? I pose an analogous question to you, Scorpio: Isn’t it time
to expand the parameters of your favorite game?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In his
book, On the Road to Baghdad: A Picaresque Novel of Magical
Adventures, Guneli Gun offers his analysis of what’s wrong with
everything. “The world is run by those who can’t make love,” one of
his characters says, “or those who do it badly. That’s why the world is
in trouble.” I agree. And people who want to become better leaders
would be smart to purge their negative imprints about sex and
improve their lovemaking skills. I’m sure you’ve already gone pretty
far in that work, Sagittarius, but there’s always room for improve-
ment, right? It so happens that this is a perfect astrological moment
to boost your political and social authority by enhancing your mastery
of the erotic arts.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Kary
Mullis is the only Nobel Prize-winning scientist ever to assert that
astrology is valid. He’s also the most distinguished Capricorn in histo-
ry to have described a close encounter with a UFO. When he’s not
doing pioneering research on the human genome, he enjoys life as a
surfer, lover, and shamanic adventurer. “A scientific genius with a
vibrant soul,” said one critic in reviewing his autobiography, Dancing
Naked in a Mind Field. “There is nothing too preposterous for him to
rigorously investigate and learn something valuable from,” said
another observer, “just as there are few commonly held truths in
which he cannot find some fundamental fallacy.” I suggest you make
Mullis your role model for now, Capricorn. Imitate everything about
his spirit, including the way he blends intellectual discipline and open-
minded curiosity.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s time once
again to evaluate the quality of your emotional pain, Aquarius. Every
year, I ask you to take inventory; to determine how you’re progress-
ing in your efforts to cultivate useful suffering and avoid the useless
stuff. So how have you been doing since the last time we checked in
July, 2002? Are you getting better at steering clear of boring torments
you’ve repeated a thousand times before? Have you made yourself
less susceptible to being hurt by ignorant, careless people? Are you
able to quickly shake off the effects of relatively trivial trouble? Do you
find yourself drawn to fascinating angst that compels you to become
smarter and more resourceful?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Fertility clinics in the
U.S. are filled to the brim with frozen human embryos. Forty thousand
would-be fetuses are now on ice, waiting for a go-ahead from the
couples that spawned them. This backlog of potential life in limbo
reminds me of you, Pisces. If you could get access to the parts of
your imagination that are immobilized by fear, you’d become a power-
house of focused creativity. I’m happy to tell you that this is a perfect
time to do just that.
Homework: Imagine your future self has sent a message to you back
through time. What does it say? www.freewillastrology.com
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