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A Sweep for All Seasons 7 Breathtaking creature? 8 Jerkface's quality 9 Connect with a rope 10 #1 hit for Duran Duran (with "The") 11 Home to Joe Bruin 12 Make it close? 13 Verb that's irregular in many languages 18 Brand of kit that'll show if you're expecting 22 Be mad alone 24 Crooked 25 Maze word 26 Standard shoot-'em-up 27 City with a SUNY branch 28 Eve Ensler title word 30 Films with casts of thou- sands 31 Lake that's often shallow? 32 Be a coquette 34 Dandyish dude 35 Keats poem 39 Nabokov work on the Modern Library's 100 Best English-Language Novels of the 20th Century 41 Wild guess 42 Got out in baseball 44 Svizzera's neighbor Academic 130 E. 13 TH Lic. #51931 Jones Professional Services Les’ Barber Shop David S. Bull, Esq. J ONESIN ’ C ROSSWORD by Matt GET IT DONE! Spring yard & garden renewal & maintenance. Weeding & hauling. Call Mike at 953-2197. SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THESE. 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Call today, 1-800-939-8267. www.np.etstan.com Entertainment Building Materials want something Misc. “ Out of Many, One ” –where ‘Elvis’ may be the singular of ‘elves’. 48 Title profession in Harry Kemelman mysteries 49 Moo ___ pork 50 Woman of the haus 51 Be droopy 52 Vigorous spirit 53 Sexual interest in bodily waste, for short 54 "Little piggies" 55 "Nasty!" 58 Train depot: abbr. 59 Rd. crossers ©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords For answers to this puzzle, call: 1-900-226-2800, 99 cents per minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill to your credit card, call: 1-800- 655-6548. Reference puzzle #0096. MAY 1, 2003 35
