Classifieds
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our sales brochure from home.
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provided. Paychecks guaranteed.
Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours)
(AAN CAN)
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make money. Up to $300 per
shift. No experience required.
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CAN)
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port. 23-year-old company
expanding in our area. Call for
information, 541-744-2432 •
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ness. PT/FT. Free info. Full train-
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call 1-888-221-5501.
$2/LINE, 4 LINE MIN. is the
economical cost for line ads in
Eugene Weekly classifieds.
Contact us at 484-0519.
Business
Opportunities
NOW HIRING: Companies des-
perately need employees to
assemble products at home. No
selling, any hours. $500 weekly
potential. Info. 985-646-1700,
Dept-1072.
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at home. Guaranteed in writing.
Full/part time. Must be 18.
Legitimate, honest home employ-
ment. $225 hiring bonus. 775-
833-5605.
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order/Internet. Full training &
support. Free information.
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For Sale
Computers
DELL LAPTOP, P3 650 mhz,
128 ram, 12 gig, 14.1” display,
56k modem, cd, floppy, mint con-
dition. Only, $625, 953-6683.
Garage Sales
HUGE GARAGE/House sale.
TV, $10. 3-piece sect. couch, $20.
Furniture, kids toys & women’s
clothes, etc. 438 Foch Street off
Roosevelt. Sun. 5/4 10-4.
Music &
FENDER HOT Rod Deluxe tube
guitar amp with cover &
footswitch. Very good condition,
never gigged. $375 firm. Randy,
541-268-9080.
Band Members
EXPERIENCED GUITARIST
/songwriter & kit drummer
seeks bass, keyboard & percus-
sionist for jam band style music.
Must be dedicated & have gear.
Vocals a plus! Joel, 461-7240,
Leave message.
THE NEW progressive rock
band, 32 Moons, is looking for a
motivated bass player for kick-
ass original new rock. 684-0539.
SEE THIS AD! If you are read-
ing this, you know a line ad in
Eugene Weekly classifieds gets
noticed. $2/Line, 4 line minimum.
We also offer line ads with logos
for $24/inch. Call 484-0519.
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Treasures
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In the Fifth Street Market
Second Floor, Suite 226
CEILI
IRISH DANCE
Hey! Now the First Friday Ceili
is Second Friday Ceili.
Join us May 9th at 8 pm at
St. Mary’s on 13th & Pearl
in Eugene.
LIVE MUSIC and Bruce Kenny
calling. Instruction given, no
partner necessary. For more
info call Sharon at 935-3028
or e-mail
ceilieugene@earthlink.net
An Chead de Hoaine Ceili.
Lessons
FUN GUITAR!!! Low rates! Fun
for all ages! Call Marty of The
Sugar Beets today at 302-0804.
Patient, relaxed, & encouraging.
INDIAN MUSIC voice, tabla.
Learn traditional compositions,
improvisation. 20 yrs experience.
Rik Masterson, 684-9815.
PIANO LESSONS in your
home. Beginning to advanced. All
ages. Individually designed, com-
puter enhanced. Experienced
teacher/performer Lou Crist,
747-0589. Also available for per-
formance.
VIOLIN/VIOLA
Lessons.
Experienced teacher, reasonable
rates. Classical/Celtic/Bluegrass,
children and adults, beginners
welcome. Leeeza, 746-0345.
Candy making supplies now at GloryBee Foods!
Perfect for Mothers’ & Fathers’ days!
Soap and candle supplies too!
Spring Saturday hours: 10am-2pm (Now - May 10)
Regular hours: 9am-5pm, Mon-Friday
GloryBee Foods, Inc. • 120 N. Seneca Rd.
www.GloryBeeFoods.com • 689-0913
• Weight Loss
• PTSD/ACOA
•Depression/Anxiety
• Rapid Eye Therapy
342-6875
EXQUISITE BEACH HOME.
Waldport, sleeps 8, all amenities,
fireplace, great view! $55-85. Call
Bill, 221-4242.
QUAINT HECETA Beach cabin.
1-block from ocean. Sleeps 4.
Woodstove. Pets welcome. $35
per night. 726-2829 or 953-1725.
Home
Services
Painting
CUSTOM QUALITY HOUSE
PAINTING
by
ArtTrek.
Interior/Exterior. Restoration.
Faux Finish. Sterling & Ruth.
www.mindspring.com/
~arttrek 683-0626. ccb#62677
QUALITY WORK,
REASONABLE RATES
Local References
Prompt, Free Estimates
Chad Russell Painting
463-8435 • CCB#151380
Building /
Remodel
AARON LANDRY, ccb#112711,
is available now and ready for any
size building project. Excellent ref-
erences, Call today 935-2420, 912-
2959.
NOTICE:
OREGON
Construction Law (ORS 701)
requires all businesses advertis-
ing remodeling, repair, home
improvement, new construction
be licensed with Construction
Contractors Board. A license
means contractor has bond &
insurance. Verify contractor’s
license, complaint history at
www.ccb.state.or.us, 503-378-
4621 (ccb staff), 503-378-4610
(24-hour automated contractor
inquiry).
Yard & Garden
HUMAN POWERED MOWING.
No motor, no gas! Raking, gar-
dening, removal & hauling. Eco-
friendly! Call 683-5414.
Stuck at school?
Falling behind?
Just don’t “get it”?
•Math/science specialty
•Reasonable rates
•Flexible schedule
First hour FREE
The Family
Willamettans
Nudist Park
THE JOLLY GOOD
CHIMNEY SWEEP
“A Place To Be Nude”
Secure Recreational Facility
camping, covered heated pool, hot tub,
sauna & more
344-5571
Across
1 Sucker
6 France and Germany do it
10 Problem often caused by
rain
14 Michael Frayn's "Noises
Off," for one
15 Electronica's ___ Size
16 Guitar amp effect
17 Pick out a dessert, like
the singular of "geese"?
19 Film mistake
20 Isn't a considerate apart-
ment dweller
21 Phrase before "I'd better
get going"
23 Androgynous TV charac-
ter
24 Benjamin
25 March man
28 Retro style favored by
some hipsters
29 Put out
33 Actress O'Neal before a
name change, like the
singular of "strata"?
36 Epitome of easiness
37 "Take ___ from me..."
38 Condition for not taking
rights
39 Type size
40 Letters on a VCR button
41 Buxom wives' features,
like the singular of
"mice"?
43 Peculiarity
45 Turntablist's crateful
46 Borden's spokescow
47 Deck in "The Red Violin"
49 Part of many Canadian
town names
50 Not exactly the Hilton
53 Like suspicious eyes
56 Let Lady Luck decide
57 Interested in public trans-
portation, like the singu-
lar of "cacti"?
60 Jai follower
61 Test version
62 Like men on Viagra
63 It parallels the radius
64 Fails to be
65 Dorm room items
Down
1 Mil. rank
2 Sounds from a massage
parlor
3 It's slower than a gallop
4 Gets a grounder
5 Polite agreement
6 Bottle rocket paths
HIRE ME to lead your kids into
the woods & back. Nature guide
& ecology teacher. Hikes, tours,
weekly home classes. Group or
private. Reasonable rates &
trades. 541-968-0281.
Child Care
SUSAN’S AT HOME! Lots of
outdoor play & nutritious food. I
follow your child’s natural learn-
ing rhythms. SE Eugene. Licensed.
Full & Part-time, 687-3556.
Computer
PAGE-BOTELHO Computer
Services, Inc. PC repairs,
upgrades, troubleshooting, home
networking. On/Offsite. Mark,
349-9310
COMPTIA A+ Certified
Professional onsite PC upgrades,
troubleshooting, and repair.
Anytime, John Waters, 653-1248.
Film/Video
COMMUNITY TELEVISION
now offering classes in adobe
premiere & documentary produc-
tion. Call 341-4671, CTV Cable 22
or 29.
A statement for clean air and a peaceful
alternative to oil wars in Iraq. Send $3 to
SandB, P.O. Box 2300,
Corvallis, OR 97339 or
see www.mymama.com.
Wholesale orders available.
The Best In Town!
SINCE 1958
CALL 485-6757 AND TAKE
$1.00 OFF WITH THIS AD.
A Sweep for All Seasons
7 Breathtaking creature?
8 Jerkface's quality
9 Connect with a rope
10 #1 hit for Duran Duran
(with "The")
11 Home to Joe Bruin
12 Make it close?
13 Verb that's irregular in
many languages
18 Brand of kit that'll show if
you're expecting
22 Be mad alone
24 Crooked
25 Maze word
26 Standard shoot-'em-up
27 City with a SUNY branch
28 Eve Ensler title word
30 Films with casts of thou-
sands
31 Lake that's often shallow?
32 Be a coquette
34 Dandyish dude
35 Keats poem
39 Nabokov work on the
Modern Library's 100
Best English-Language
Novels of the 20th
Century
41 Wild guess
42 Got out in baseball
44 Svizzera's neighbor
Academic
130 E. 13 TH
Lic. #51931
Jones
Professional
Services
Les’ Barber Shop
David S. Bull, Esq.
J ONESIN ’ C ROSSWORD
by Matt
GET IT DONE! Spring yard &
garden renewal & maintenance.
Weeding & hauling. Call Mike at
953-2197.
SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THESE.
Private Tutoring - the personal touch that works!
•Enrichment
•Homeschool helper
•Study Assistance
•Middle, High School &
College levels
SMALL
POT rototilling.
Reasonable rates, trustworthy,
dependable. 935-5557.
FAST RELIABLE service. Does
(almost) all. Mow, weedeat, prune,
haul, fix, dig/load, pres was. Also,
eco-lumber. Keith 913-5119.
KLOSNE ILLAHEE (Good
Land). Semi-retired Native man
will help with all phases of home
& yard maintenance. Mowing,
trimming, pruning, hauling. One-
time, commercial or residential.
Call 741-4386.
LET IT GROW! Yard & garden
maintenance, spring cleanups,
mowing, hauling, weeding, deliv-
ery. Organic only. Ron, 913-4723.
APPLES TO HERBS. Call Jason
to fulfill all your yard maintenance
needs. Mowing, weeding, hauling,
pruning, trimming, gutters &
more! One-time to weekly service
options. Professional & eco-
friendly service. 653-1821.
RESPONSIBLE, SKILLED
worker available to do leaf rak-
ing, odd jobs, labor, yard work.
References. $10/hr. 434-0628.
DANDILYON GARDENING
consultation, design, weeding,
mulching, bed preparation, regu-
lar maintenance, mowing, hauling.
Always organic. Barb, 683-4464.
FRESH CUT Lawn Care. Total
yard maintenance & cleanups.
One time jobs, weekly, year
round. Reasonable rates &
dependable. Call 968-6217.
LOWEST RATES lawnmowing.
Reliable Jon’s Handiwork.
Mowing, edging, organic garden-
ing. Planting, pruning, hauling,
bed prep, cleanup, all landscap-
ing needs. Reasonable rates,
since 1996. 302-5758. Licensed,
Bonded, Insured.
EVERY PROGRESSIVE VEHICLE
Ray Brusasco Ph.D. • 736-0368
Affiliated with American Association for Nude Recreation
Kay Porter, Ph.D.
EFFICIENT HOUSECLEANING
with much experience. Excellent
references & biodegradable sup-
plies, $12 hr. 345-5683.
HOUSEKEEPING. One-time
projects or scheduled mainte-
nance, experienced, references,
insured. Patti, 741-4736.
PEGGY’S HOUSEKEEPING.
Let me do your dirty work.
Thorough & dependable, refer-
ences. 683-9407.
EARTHWISE
HOUSE
Cleaning. Experienced and hard-
working. Using eco-friendly prod-
ucts. Call Tammie, 687-1410.
Vacation
Rentals
Call (541) 933-2809 www.efn.org/~willies
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Getaways
Give Mom & Dad
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Mother’s Day?
at Everyone’s
VACUUM CLEANER, excellent
$50. Set of 2 handpainted plates,
exquisite oriental theme,
$50/set. Good Mom’s Day gifts.
686-8887.
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For Sale
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(We buy 2nd growth only) We
stock decking, siding & garden-
grade redwood from 2x2 - 6x6.
Rough 2x6, 2x8, 2x10, 2x12 stock
for raised beds. Free redwood
sawdust for garden paths.
Redwood Northwest, 1551
Bertelsen Rd. Eugene. 434-2166.
Events
TAN AT HOME. Wolff Tanning
beds. Flexible financing available.
Home delivery. Free color cata-
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Entertainment
Building
Materials
want something
Misc.
“ Out
of Many, One ”
–where ‘Elvis’ may be the singular of ‘elves’.
48 Title profession in Harry
Kemelman mysteries
49 Moo ___ pork
50 Woman of the haus
51 Be droopy
52 Vigorous spirit
53 Sexual interest in bodily
waste, for short
54 "Little piggies"
55 "Nasty!"
58 Train depot: abbr.
59 Rd. crossers
©2003 Jonesin' Crosswords
For answers to this puzzle, call:
1-900-226-2800, 99 cents per
minute. Must be 18+. Or to bill
to your credit card, call: 1-800-
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