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Personals BORED PORTLAND area GWM, 32. Seeks occasional weekend company, 25-42. Enjoy intelligent, clean cut guy for con- versation, culture, outdoors. Prefer in shape, masculine, non- scene. Spiritual side a plus. ☎ 8239 TONY ON YOUR BIKE Tony with fabulous furry chest. A pleasure to meet you 2+ weeks ago at ABS! Especially liked how you looked up at me in the $1 slots. Play again? ☎ 8136 LOOKING FOR my cosmic soulmate. Where are you? I want to be with you. Me? Just me. 5’11”, 165 lbs. GWM now. Previously a person of diversity. Probably Asian. You? ☎ 8127 GWM MID 40s, beard, long dark hair. Seeks older GWM, late 50s, 60s, older. I enjoy nudity & receiving massages. Let me be the center of your attention. ☎ 8126 BLUE COLLAR, WHITE COLLAR Gay guy, 44, 5’8”, 175 lbs. Interested to meet masc guy who’s got a sweet, sensitive dimension. Facial/body hair nice! It all begins with friendly energy & that attraction thing. ☎ 8089 SANDWICH ANYONE? GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb. Let’s have fun. ☎ 8075 i Saw you LOOKING FOR MATTHEW Miss you lots, want to see you again. Met through Mark. Loved meeting your family. Need to look at the moon & stars with you again. Let’s talk. Love, kim. ☎ 8255 40TH ST. TAKE & BAKE I was the cowboy with the drunk last Saturday. You were incredibly attractive & are still on my mind. I would love to know more about you. ☎ 8254 $1.89 IS ALMOST A PBR! Dear you, how dare you! If you are really interested, then show up in person. I won’t call. Bring me some flowers, that’ll be our code for “you’re desperate.” ☎ 8252 HOT HITCHHIKER I thought about you yesterday for the first time in months & months & saw you later that day. You walk like a rock star, I can’t help staring. ☎ 8250 FROM VEGAS You all watch the Thursday night lineup & drink at Max’s. You all are the best roommates ever! Thanks for welcoming me to Eugene. ☎ 8248 30 LBS OF CHOCOLATE 4/17/03. Your eyes had me so flustered, I didn’t even know you shortchanged me. Do you like coffee as well as chocolate? Interested? ☎ 8244 HI I think I saw you breathing again & yeah, it’s the breathing I missed. ☎ 8242 PLACING PERSONALS ads is easy! The first 30 words are FREE, each additional word is $1. Message retrieval is FREE. Call 484-0519, x10 for more details. CIGAR SMOKIN’ CUTIE Friday, 4/4, Horsehead. You: cigar smokin’ long haired beauty. Me: scruffy guy near couch who’s never thought cigars were sexy before. Our eyes met, we smiled, you left. ☎ 8240 GROVER IS MY... Best friend. Thanks for the fun songs, painting moons & suns & twirling my heart. Do you want a ride on my golf cart? ☎ 8193 PEAS IN A POD Will you be ovulating again on Friday? Do you like me? No hear- ing aids for us. ☎ 8192 YOOOO - HOOOOO!!! You thought I was done, now who’s mistaken? I think some tables need to be cleaned & some customers could sure use some Sweet-n-Low. Get back to work!! ☎ 8191 AT MULLIGAN’S 4/4 Ben, very very pleasant surprise! Who knew? Had a most excellent time! You promised to search me out. You know where to find me. Miss A. ☎ 8186 ICEMAN Once pricked by a thorn you mis- took for a rose. The darkness had to be experienced, thus enabling you to appreciate the light. DOS is your light, keep her glowing. ☎ 8184 NEW ODYSSEY BOY You left message & acting like Icarus (for which I’m prone), I got excited & accidentally erased the message before I could scribble digits. Call again & I’ll pay you back in all the best ways. ☎ 8179 ~M~ I’m convinced now. I does stand for master. If you think you can do that again, I’m willing to let you try! Now boarding, K23... ☎ 8178 ROJUSHKA I miss singing with you to The Coup. If I could wink, I’d wink at you. Let’s set a time & meet somewhere. I’d Love to read books in our... ☎ 8177 NICE BOOTY GIRL 4/9/03 Morning at DariMart. I was standing with my hot dog in my hand, checking out your assets when you caught me look- ing. I was embarrassed & you smiled. ☎ 8174 SKIPPER, MY LOVE I cannot get you out of my thoughts. 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I swear. ☎ 8079 BETTIE PAGE SAYS To all those putting messages in for tattooed Bettie Page, either leave me a message here or use your juevos & talk to me in per- son. ☎ 8074 TO HALO Angel of dandlitions, you made my day. me: girl on 5th Street with marvelous finds. Do you like your shoes? How will I find you again? ☎ 8061 VICODEN BOY Sorry about your teefs. Next up, dentures... ☎ 8055 MISSING MY FRIENDS You know who you are. The Mexican, Miss Taupe & Super Slick Chick. It’s as not as cold, but the girls here are not as cute as you guys. L, Kai. ☎ 7941 (05-08- 2003) I Love You TIKI I love you with all my heart, both of my kidneys & most of my liver. Sara. friends DHARMA DEAR. Friends sought to practice chenrezig, tare & heart-sutra with. Must be empowered or looking to be. ☎ 8257 ELECTRONIC GROOVES Appreciation Society. Want to start listening group for grownups into very cool experi- mental electronic music. Have some great Downunder grooves to share. 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