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About Sandy post. (Sandy, Oregon) 1938-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 13, 1981)
SANDY (O r * ) POST Life on the cool patrol can be all wet b\ Sil \|{ VIH I \ \ \ |H ,( s o \ c a p a c ita te d d u e to g la r e Blinders to be standard e q uip ment on a ll subsequent missions 4 15 p m There is evidence of a m a jo r cool-off a ll around us D rip p in g h a ir, wet towels, dren ched sw im w ea r. If the rum o rs are true, there is a riv e r nearby We continue ou r search My p a rtn e r is t a k in g s u r v e illa n c e r e a d in g s : 105 degrees, h u m id ity , lo w ; e x posure, high, a p p ro xim a te ly 500 people, eight black bikinis, five pu rple. 12 blue tones, seven s trin g e d backs, three s trip e d ensembles, num erous above the thig h cuts I m ake a note. Assign o ffic e r to refresher course on n e c e s s a ry d e t a ils of surve illan ce 5 00 p m — We h a v e discovered the source of the Friday, tier and I vestigate Sandy H r stash of found Ihei priceless 1 IO p | beach d m a nne re ch ildre n five fo r li »ach the t in i Id- Ui tw o ve used age. but n e a r I \ budget e lim in a te We wa th beach, sc concealed nothing is suffers a rendering I ti, d M of Ad for scover »artner k ja w , let ent alleged cool o f f We board our in th e ir eyes I m ake a note fo r the lab Could ingesting yellow gra y w a te r cause mass ha llu cin atio n of happiness'* I also note ¿i request that the ju n io r assistants be cleared of any charge of co rru p tio n by association, in consideration of th e ir inexperience A fte r a ll. they have no reference to clear, s p a rklin g , unpolluted retrea ts Those n a tu ra ly c h illin g , u n crowded reservoirs and stream s of yeste rye ar S till, everyone here seems to be e n jo y in g themselves I add a note fo r the law lib ra ry . Does pretense of r e la x a tio n c o n s titu te ille g a l cooling off? I turn to m y p a rtn e r fo r col labo ration of evidence He is nowhere w ith in sight 5 15 p m O ffice r s till rniss- nertube and wedge ourselves into the riv e r, pretending to have a good tim e so as not to a ttra c t ¿it te n tio n We s m ile as le th a l frisbees flic k w ith in an inch of our tem ples We giggle delighted ly as we re caught in the to rren tia l wash of a nearby w a te r fight We g rin as we endure fla ilin g a rm s and legs of w o u ld be m arathon sw im m ers But we need m ore evidence Is this re a lly a hard co re w ay to cool off? O ur ju n io r assistants say it is They squeal w ith unabashed joy at the thought of nearly drow ning as they vo lu n ta rily slip off th«1 safety of the innertube into the m u rk y w a te r They cla im this tru ly is great fun as they cough, spu tte r and wince sand from I’or information on Hoodland events, see Hoodland Happenings every week in I he Post. ing 5:35 p.m — Disappearance of fellow o ffic e r duly noted and re p o r te d In v e s tig a tio n has begun LUTHERAN HIGH SCHOOL 16301 S .E . D iv is io n 760-5X11 6 00 p m. — P a rtn e r discovered rendering assistance to a p p a re n t ly innocent v ic tim of dunking P re tty , blonde, s k im p ily clad in black on w h ite stripes — a notorious type, no doubt I c irc le behind them to w arn m y p a rtn e r of the ensuing danger I toss a large rock on his foot He misses the clue Offering an ALTERNATIVE A lte r n a tiv e tha t is C h ristia n Chapel, C h ristian Counselors. Values A l l A lt e i n a tiv e that is A cad em ically Rigorous A ccredited Northwest Association since l!MH < e rtifie d Teachers Who Care ( ollege P re p a ra to ry and G eneral Courses A ll I k ic k his footing fro m beneath him to d iv e rt his a tten tion As he is swept in to the c u rre n t. I m ake a n o te : O ffic e r m is s in g in action . . . To w hich I add the sad com m e n ta ry. “ Done in by too m uch co o l” A ll A lte r n a tiv e that knows the In d ivid u a l Smaller classes, Involved Athletics, Music, Drama l.u does not d is c rim in a te hi adm issions or program s Oeck nut wh> Murimi» conte irom m ter «• placarla llilIslHini W i I mmix illc ( all 7«o SM-I lor furthrr intorniai ioti THRIFTWAY . . . PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY! Varwimver EHA LIQUID DETERGENT SAVE 90 HALf W IIH THIS COUPON A U U IÎIO N A I A I $2 99 personal size IVORY SOAP FIRST I OUR 3 ,o t BARS SAVE 5 EACH /ir w EA. 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