SANDY (O r * ) POST
Life on the cool patrol can be all wet
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c a p a c ita te d d u e to g la r e
Blinders to be standard e q uip
ment on a ll subsequent missions
4 15 p m
There is evidence of
a m a jo r cool-off a ll around us
D rip p in g h a ir, wet towels, dren
ched sw im w ea r. If the rum o rs
are true, there is a riv e r nearby
We continue ou r search
My
p a rtn e r
is
t a k in g
s u r v e illa n c e r e a d in g s : 105
degrees, h u m id ity , lo w ; e x
posure, high, a p p ro xim a te ly 500
people, eight black bikinis, five
pu rple. 12 blue tones, seven
s trin g e d backs, three s trip e d
ensembles, num erous above the
thig h cuts
I m ake a note.
Assign o ffic e r to refresher course
on
n e c e s s a ry
d e t a ils
of
surve illan ce
5 00 p m
— We h a v e
discovered the source of the
Friday,
tier and I
vestigate
Sandy H r
stash of
found Ihei
priceless
1 IO p |
beach d
m a nne re
ch ildre n
five fo r li
»ach the
t in i Id-
Ui tw o
ve used
age. but
n e a r I \
budget
e lim in a te
We wa
th
beach, sc
concealed
nothing is
suffers a
rendering
I ti,
d M
of
Ad for
scover
»artner
k ja w ,
let ent
alleged cool o f f We board our in
th e ir eyes I m ake a note fo r the
lab Could ingesting yellow gra y
w a te r cause mass ha llu cin atio n
of happiness'*
I also note ¿i request that the
ju n io r assistants be cleared of
any charge of co rru p tio n by
association, in consideration of
th e ir inexperience
A fte r a ll.
they have no reference to clear,
s p a rklin g , unpolluted retrea ts
Those n a tu ra ly c h illin g , u n
crowded reservoirs and stream s
of yeste rye ar
S till, everyone
here seems to be e n jo y in g
themselves I add a note fo r the
law lib ra ry . Does pretense of
r e la x a tio n c o n s titu te ille g a l
cooling off?
I turn to m y p a rtn e r fo r col
labo ration of evidence He is
nowhere w ith in sight
5 15 p m
O ffice r s till rniss-
nertube and wedge ourselves into
the riv e r, pretending to have a
good tim e so as not to a ttra c t ¿it
te n tio n
We s m ile as le th a l
frisbees flic k w ith in an inch of
our tem ples We giggle delighted
ly as we re caught in the to rren
tia l wash of a nearby w a te r fight
We g rin as we endure fla ilin g
a rm s and legs of w o u ld be
m arathon sw im m ers
But we need m ore evidence Is
this re a lly a hard co re w ay to
cool off?
O ur ju n io r assistants say it is
They squeal w ith unabashed joy
at the thought of nearly drow ning
as they vo lu n ta rily slip off th«1
safety of the innertube into the
m u rk y w a te r They cla im this
tru ly is great fun as they cough,
spu tte r and wince sand from
I’or information on Hoodland
events, see Hoodland Happenings
every week in I he Post.
ing
5:35 p.m — Disappearance of
fellow o ffic e r duly noted and
re p o r te d
In v e s tig a tio n has
begun
LUTHERAN HIGH SCHOOL
16301 S .E . D iv is io n 760-5X11
6 00 p m. — P a rtn e r discovered
rendering assistance to a p p a re n t
ly innocent v ic tim of dunking
P re tty , blonde, s k im p ily clad in
black on w h ite stripes — a
notorious type, no doubt I c irc le
behind them to w arn m y p a rtn e r
of the ensuing danger I toss a
large rock on his foot He misses
the clue
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