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About Port Orford post. (Port Orford, Oregon) 1937-19?? | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1941)
PORT ORFORD, OREGON. POST i“ S E |-------- PHE SUNNY SID] e o:F I.1 F] E | Clean Comics That W ill Amuse Both Old and 1 row ^=¡3'==' ---------- LALA PALOOZA A Stooge for a One-Man Band By S .L B u t T a k e I t E asy HUNTLEY O° — L o lly & a^3 FHtöa sgwcoEMOoowRr 1 TO «BMUOA ON I f l £ L tESK flnr ’¿ c s s o o n a s ^ e c x n I J h T K l I-1 TOCÒcie J tvn 1 w POP—Food for the Sergeant Major 1 fil By RUBE GOLDBERG ONE OF T H E AM ATEURS N E E D S H ELP W IT H H IS M U SIC -7 M U S IC A L H IS P A R T N E R D ID N 'T S H O W U P - _ W H O ’ LL V O LU N TE ER ? MESCAL IKE C L A S S IF IE D DEPARTMENT By J. MILLAR WATT WNU aer»« BIG CITY BLACKOUT The move for a blackout test of New York continues, but this de partment is against it. More people would get hurt by the blackout than by any enemy attack. New York ers, as Elmer Twitchell pointed out today, can't even get around safely with all the lights on. • * • And then, too, there's the question of morale. What would a New York er do if he couldn't be seen by anybody? • • • ’ What would happen to a genuine Manhattanite if he suddenly found there wasn't a light on him or near him? “ No sir, it would nev er work in a city like New York,” Mr. Twitchell in sisted. “ Think of what would hap pen to the stamina of those thou sands of New Yorkers who live in night clubs if this blackout comesl If they couldn’t find the night clubs, they’d be in a bad way. And what would be even worse, suppose they got into a night club and then couldn't be seen in ’em by the col um nists!" • • • Mr. Twitchell was terrib ly worked up. “ Take the matter of photo graphs,” he continued. "Pictures can't be taken during a complete blackout. There must be a coupla m illion New Yorkers who lose weight and go into a decline if they ain't photographed wherever they go. • • • “ I f they have to leave their apart ments without being seen, travel to the theater without being seen, and even enter it and leave it without being noticed or photographed, can you imagine what would happen to their morale! • • « “ I tell you there are tens of thou sands of New Yorkers who can’t even sit at a dinner table and have a cocktail in complete happiness un less a snapshot is taken. Ask all these classes to go a night in com plete oblivion, and what w ill they, do? Revolt, that’s what. And there’s no telling how fa r a revolt in New York by people who demand the spotlight might go. I t might spread all over America. • • • “ And there's the matter of some of our big personalities. What would be the reactions of Elsa Maxwell, B illy Rose, Jim m y Walker, Dot Parker, Tom Dewey or Mayor La Guardia in a blackout? They’d curl right up and expire. • • • “ The same thing goes for the rank and file. What do New Yorkers live on? Delicatessen products. Where do they get ’em? Delicatessen and drug stores. How would they And these stores with out all those red. green and yellow lights on ’em? Why, they’d starve to death in 48 hours. Blackout of New York! I t ’s a crazy idea. Why, the enemy could locate the city by the loud squawks, wails, protests and letters to the editor.” • • • OUT OF WORK Silken frills and all their glory Have changed their form er cate gory, For now m ilady’s lingerie Is made of fiber from a tree. Her stockings, too, from top to toe. Are coal and a ir and H2O; Alas, the erstwhile busy worm Has nothing left to do but squirm. —Kathryn Walter. • • • "WANTED. -Musician, teacher, ar ranger. I compose songs daily. Pop ular, patriotic, sentimental, sweet, hot, sad, glad, comedy, unlimited variety. Offer small part home, meals, for spare time. Beautiful private estate exchange arranging my music. Male, female or couple may form band, opportunity, near Brooklyn. 6001 Neck Road.” —Ad vertisement in Down Beat Maga zine. • • • Would you mind running over it again on the zither? s e e SUBWAY HATES I ’d turn the heat Upon the guy Who keeps his seat But gives the eye. —Evelyn Bligh. s e e Ima Dodo thinks that “ Random House" is a story of a five and ten cent store. • • • TH ESE CHANGING TIMES Mussolini now feels so small that he stands on a table in order to whisper in King Victor Emmanuel’ s ear. A rabbit was found scampering around London in an air raid the other day. That's easy to under stand. A ll the underground room was occupied. s e e Mussolini is reported thinking of undergoing an operation to have h it strut removed. NURSERY STOCK 300,000 fr u it and nut trees. 70S varieties. F ree 40 page c a talog. R oses, flow erin g, shade trees, etc. T ualatin V a lley N urseries, Sherw ood, Oregon. STOCK FO R SALE A B E R D E EN -A N G U S B U L L S A N D C O W S. J. A. Scollard, C hehalis, W ashington. OPPORTUNITY " Grow M ushrooms, cellar or shed. W e buy. Guaranteed Market. Free Book. Bona Fide M ushroom Co., D ept-A . 4944 Foster, Portland. ~ OLD GOLD SE L L your old Jew elry and d e n ta l gold direct to o ld e st and la r g e st re* fin ery In N orth w est. You w ill p rofit. Speyer S m eltin g & R efin in g Co.. 221 M edical-D ental B ldg. S eattle. W ash ington. same expert care used when QUINTUPLETS CATCH COLD At the first sign of a chest cold—the Quintuplets* throats and chests are rubbed with Children’s M«’W Musterole —a product made to promptly relieve the DISTRESS of children’s colds and resulting bronchial and croupy coughs. Relief usually comes quickly because Musterole is MORE than an ordinary “salve.” It helps break up local con gestion. As Musterole is used on the Quints you may be sure you are using just about the BEST product made. 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Symptoms may be nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks of dicxineae, getting up nights, swelling, puffiness under the eyes—a feeling of nervous anxiety and loaa of pep and strength. Other signs of kidney or bladder dis order are sometimes burning, scanty or too frequent urination. There should be no doubt that prompt trea ment is wiser than neglect. Use Doan’s P ills. Doan’s have been winning to n y years. year«, new friends tor for more man than forty nation-wide reputation, They have a nat* ended 1 by grateful people the Are recommended country over. ir. Ask your i ntighCarl D oans P ills WNU—13 8—41 MORE FOR TOUR • Head the advertisements. They ere more than a »ailing aid lot businase. They form an educational system which la making Americana the best- educated buyers in the world. The advertisements are pert of an econom ic system which la giving Americana more lor their money every day. E Y
