Dayton herald. (Dayton, Or.) 1885-1909, October 21, 1904, Image 3

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Newspaper Page Textf V * S I - Distress After Eatin science invention 5 Nausea between meals, bakhing, vc Uing, flatulence, fits of nervous he ‘H The baby was buried tn the cemetery j outside of the town, his cradle sere* I Ing as a coffin. > The father was very much dejected at the losa of hid little one, and, nn- I able to represe his grief, went to the was about 8 o’clock to the morning. symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer It to neglected the harder it is to cure ft. ot Zurich, in tbs cracks and ÉMursa At the entrance of every Burmese burial place there la a sayat, or rest-! appearing in cylinders anffipberea aub- jected to great ptMsure. An expert ot ths Bureau od Plant Induatry reporta that the Salton Basin Radically and permanently cure ik*. ta California ia actualjy betteFEdapt^ strengthen and tone the stomach and ed for the culture of the than are tboss parta of the te* datea are produced. It la believed that thia Accèpt no rabatitute for Hoo<h. part of California could yield dates 1 "I bad dyspepsia twenty-Eve yean ata enough, to supply the entire United took diflesent medicines but got no help States. There are also places la Neva da, Arizona, New Mexico, and^Texas Have taka» tour bottias of this medietas where this characteristically Oriental and can now sat almost anything, sl«B bouse, wherein people gather and ehat snd smoke and take shelter from the' sun or rain whenever they accompany 1 • foneral. On entering the graveyard Maung Yun wm not a little surprised tb aeo bla aon, or at leaat aome one son, playing In ^» “x*t. “*r cradle. Hs wm at 1 horror-atruck. but paternal affe* Hood's SarsapfljrUta and Pills well hava nA Aoeinrw I m MAM ____ w ere of the "Arabian Nights," could, it Is said, bo cultivated with success. Hood’s Sarsaparilla promisee to an attempt to eolve the problem of cure and keeps the premise. ozonizing water at tbe home ot the consumer. The sppsrstua Includes » little box containing a transformer and an osonator, with a commutator for rBveratag about one hundred tinaes per second If tbo current ia contiauous. Tbo ozone generated passes ttirmigh a filter of wadding to an emuIaerArbere tbo water and osono are onergteically mixed before paeoing from the.^ilgot The ozonator may 'bo connecteff to aq ordinary lighting circuit, and tbo cur ia for Brasil Ru a Fisa Tea. United States Consul Ayme writes from Psra a recommendation of a Bra zilian beyerage, yerba mate tea, which is prepared from the roasted and pul verlsed leaves of an evergreen forest tree. . Yerba mate Ie largely conaumed tn Paraguay and in tbe Brasilian Statee, where It la made. It la extensively . consumed in Argentina, in Urn» ’end to a less extent in ChiU. Tbe - a small consumption tn other 8 ■Arri aon of Brazil, a email quantity is e a'radlum to Europe and atiil less to the United Statee and Canada. Estimated exports eloek. which, it ia computed, eould run may reach 15,000 to 57,000 tona sand* W'000 Y—« « uninterfered with. It conala containing a email *"y. ’ HUttBta, supported on a Yerba mate has a peculiar bitter, I in an exhausted glaaa ves smoky tast», which is usually consid tile lower end ot the tubo le ered unpleaaant.^and thtehsa W en electroecope, coRaieting of •o pora tod to prevent ite more estensi . ««P« « Silver. U m natural use as a beverage, Thia smoky bitt J'ef the radium sends an electric nesa la chiefly duo to the rude me „ je Into the stripe, causing them od employed for drying tie- leaves a to separate £ until it seeinc likely that the improv«_^.^ — ,■ they - touch the aides methods of drying tbe mate on iron of ** **’* ▼—!, whereupon thep are in- copper pans would give a much more aD^ toff*!!«*« ted an delicate and agreeable product. Mate to •ttcaily every two minutai, so that sold to have all of the beet qualltiea h beat Of this singular timekeeper ot ooffee and tea aa a stimulating health beverage, without the dlaadvan- tage ot either, It ia a more gentle atlmulant than either and la said to be much need in the hoapltata of Paris. Tbs tree could probably be grown tn - MUtbern California, perhaps in southern Texss, certainly lu, many partA.ef the Philippines. CouM Get No Rest. . Professor Elrod, of the University of Montana gives a striking description la sapphires. The only systematic the United States la dona In Montana. The annual output amount* to «0,000 or 500,000 carata, including the atonaa that are enltable for Cutting aa gema and thoee that are only useful for me chanical purposes it la Mid that the lapldariea in Helena do finer work than la done on the atoneB that are sent to boudou to be cut. I'erliapa some body will suggest that Montana should bo callod ths "Oom State,” in vtew of ths fact that her output of precious stones exceeds ths production in that Hus of all the reat of the United States Freeborn. Minn. Oct.. 17 (Special)— Mr, R. F. Oownrd, a are!! known man here, is rejoicing in tbs relief from suf fering he bee obtained through using Dodd’s Kidnsy'Piile. His experiencs ia well worth repeating aa it abould point the roaiFto health to many an other in a similar condition. '**‘*1 bad an aggravating taae of Kid ney-Trouble,” myt Mr. (toward, “that gave mo no rest dsy or night but using A tetr boxes oLDsdd’a Kidney Pills pnt INTERESTING TREES OF aew life ia aof and I foe! lite A new - prpached the baby, and, to entice bias, gave him one pice. The boy took the coin readily and offered not the least reaiatanco when the father took Mm In hla anna and carried him away. Maung Yun could make nothing out of it but that the child had been buried alive and that somebody, attracted soon after by the sounds conning from the grave, had dug Mm out and placed him in the aayat Full of joy, bo carried hia treasure home. At the entrance of the town, and about a call's distance from bin house, be mot a neighbor, Mah Bain Pwln, who, wondering at what she saw, screamed out: “la that you, Ko Yun, carrying homo your little aon I" Aa soon as the child heard the voice he began moving about In his father’s arms. Mah Seln Pwln and another woman came to take it. and a abort struggle ensued between them and the boy, and Maung Yun anddenly loot hla senses and fell heavily to the ground The two women made a daub for the little one, but. Io! nowhero waa he to be found; he bad dlaappeared com pletely, leaving no trace beblu| The unfortunate man waa carried home by aome kindly nefgbbora, but he waa a long time in recovering hie aensea. The child waa a ghost and the man bad been carrying nothing but an apparition irom apparinoti from me the omer other world. world, That ruar It appeared foal enough, the two worn- EACH RACE ITS ODOR. yeara ago tbo of tbo oervlce dlepooed to believe that the tree becoming extremely rare. How F" w 1?. > year by yMr, the Mlea of the Painful la tjiefrobrs. redertrf firms upon the »kia. sores in the mouUl deptatesatMianasa. so that it giay and loes ot hair and eye brown, are eotneof bo assumed that ha yet there la no the aytnptotns of thia vile disease. Si S. A, is an antidote for the awful virus that become extinct. The Chinese tallow attacks and d es tr ya eren the bones. Mercury Potash ar tree gtews In the United Provinces and •nt. We We offer offerii, oeo tn the PUnjaub. Tfta'Vainable because 11,000 other mineral ini for proof that ft is not absolutely vegefo of a apectee of vegetable tallow w^lch able. Home treat- It produces—Bombay Gasette. OHOaV STORY FROM INDIA. Ita Trathfnlaeeo Vouched Vor by f wo man e< the Friend of Burmah, and it Wfat- teetod by eevernl eyewitneeaea, Who .eaw the gboat, not during the night, aa la usually the case, but In broad daylight. It happened In tbo Mougin In that quarter of the town lived a Hair Vigor not be pleased? Ayer’s Hair Vigor mikes beautiful heads of halr. that’d the whole story. Sold for 00. years. JoK (400 Mrs. Auger—I can't see why my hus band should be jealous of me. Her Friend—No one can, my dear. Mrs. Wlndyclty—I hear that Mrs. Packer ta quite a collector. What la ber fad? Mra. Lakeaide— Husbauds. Stranger—Do expresa traina stop bere? Big Hank (station agenti—Only ter rallway officiala an' tran robbers — il :. D kops J . Aggelatile Preparation for As similating iheFoodandRegula- bng ite Stessete andBcsaera of CAW The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Promotes Digestion.ChecrfuP ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium,Morphine norMaiexal. N ot N ahc otic . “I doubt if you know the difference botweon grand opera and comic opera.” "Oh, but I do. Grand opera la comic." —Puck. “What would you auegest aa a name for my now yacht?” “Why. it aeeme to mo the Floating Debt would be ap propriate” Evelyn—Yea, my great-grandmotbei eloped with my great-grandfather. • A Little Too Good. Husband—Why do you shop at Slogo Cbolly—Juat fancy! Old people like that!—Smart Set. A Co.'a, instead of at Fasti ms’*? Wife—Fastime’s has some new sort of Boy—Father, if there ahould be a electrical contrivance which brings your atrlke of the dog catchers in the Phil- change so quick you dou’t have time to IpplnM, would the Igorrotes take to change your mind. Mtlng beef?—Ex. ta of Weak Hair •ley U0U0R-M0RFMI ME-TOBACCO un HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED ■* w- roe ruu rmitkulaaj —• wmuvswmfft.- poaTLANt>,yt^, "Mr. Smith had a hard (into to get hla daughters off bls hands.” "Yea, and I bear be baa to keep their hus bands on their feet.” u$8 For Over Thirty Years A perfect Remedy forConstipa- Hon, Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea Worms jConvulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF SLEEP. Fac Sanile Signature of NEW YORK. Knicker—Yee, Johnny, there la only The 1st» Anton Tcbechoff wsa an inti mate friend of Gorki and Tolstoi, snd it one way to learn, and ttnrTa to begin was the remsrkable aucceM of the former at the bottom. Johnny—How aboul thst encouraged him in bis literary awlmmlng?—NeW York Sun. «Sorts. Firso Nuno—I won’t be able to go EXACT COPY OF WRARKR. PI so ' b Cure Is a good courts medicina to the picnic to-morrow. Second N ucm It has cured couahs and colds for forty —Why not? First Nurse—To tell the years. .At druggists, 25 cents. truth, I’m afraid to leave tbe baby with its mother-—Ex. “Here ia an article about our cor Continuaua: Noll—Yea, bet actually rupt police," eald the reporter. “How had the impudence to U m bob . Bella abould I head itl” —The idea! Of courae, you were In- Domestic Happiness. “Ob. juat aay the city baa a bad cage . ___ „ . - ... ww mi «cu—vu, Mrs. Neighbors—Men bars different b ’ grant nB**t. —Philadelphia Ledger. ways of making home happy. Mra. Hainer—How so? You Can Oct Alles’s Foot-Ease FREE. - Chauffeur—Xou'd better be a little Mrs. Neighbors—Some do It by stay Write Alien S. Olmsted, L b Roy.N. T., for a free sample of Allen's.foot-Ease. It curse careful, air. My machine might make ing at home and «nm. hv staying away. sweeting, hot swollen, ScMng foot. It makes your horse run. Farmer Oatmeal—Do new or tight shoes easy. A certain euro for tell I Well, it'll be the first time in S tats or O hio , C ity or T olsdo , Luc»« < ockty , i "• thirty yean.—Chicago Newa. F sank J. I'HZNSV make* oath that he <■ “ I don ’ t have to work for 8 living, ” , *e»l»r partner ot the Arm of I. J.CHIHYA Her Mother’s Prognostications. »«A 1 Co., doing bmlne«* In the Cityof Toledo, Coun- Of tjr and state afore«aid, and that Mid- arm will He—Why doei your mother inslat oa Mld the ablftlesa individual. yon don’t,” rejoined the busy ■ i>*ythe»umofriNE hu N drkd dollars tor your having an elaborate church wed- coutm man; “if you did it’, a Mf. bet thZ’ '• Orientals Baid to Object Btronsly to Western Peoples on that Score. SÎÎITÏ persistent use of it brought me out of aay trouble aafa and Bound, and 1 have the courage to publicly testify to the virtues W your great blood fiaily. 6. St S., snd to recommend it to era, sincerely believing cording to directions, trial, it will thorough!' particle of the vinta 1 rAMdi COBRAN* lurg, Pa. Do you like your thin, rough, short hair? Of course you don’t. Do you like thick, heavy, smooth hair? Of course you do. Then why GASTARIA vus Matage eeiMiMV. eswvensewv. —----- Choice Selection. "I learn that the Van Kuxtona allow tbelr ehlckena to diet on their neigh bors’ flowers. Do they keep it te- cret?” “Well, I should think not. If you dine with them the suave Mr. Van ; Ruxton- will ask If you prefer vlulet- ' * ted fowl or 'chicken de rosea' en are randy to sw—r, aince they not only mw , but touched it It waa no Bmoke or vapor, but Memed to be fleab and bona Aa aoon aa Maung Yun waa well enough to explain how it happened, a hurried visit was made to the cemetery In the hope of, per haps;’ seeing the boy In the Myat Bnt Special Card ts the Public. Hr C, Gae Wo, Chinear Mwllrlne Co , 2M they were disappointed; neither child Alder Bl.. Portland, Oregon, regret* being con ror cradle was there, and the'grave FRANK futed with Doctor Jne Wing hon. who waa She—She says It's the last chance I’ll you wouldn't be living.”—Chicago Sworn to beforevna and aubacribed my ____________ .... __ _______ killed in rcenatly In Portland. _ Dr ________ Wo la not waa exactly a* It had been left on tbe ever have to show off in good clothea. Nawa. presence, thl*6th day of iMi-ember, A lt, iMd. dead. »nd lapractlei g ai >ame fixation. 22S burial day, not in the least disturbed. A. W. GLRAHÓN? GLEASON, 1 Alder Htrs-T dome people thought there waa “I'm trying to find the Idea in your Notary 1'ubllo. only one < hln*M doctor. —London Globe. poem," —id the editor*of the Squlnt- Western nations, with their usual conceit. Imagine that they are auperior lu every reaped to the racea of another color aud consequently to U iom of. tbe Far East. One of the chargM wblcb white men bring against tbo negro la .that the odor emanating from Kim. la tub reverse at pleazant and occasion INDIA. ally. In hot weather, la almost unbear able. Tbe G a nc a Stan never psmses to think U^7 *M happ, U T .X-1 Tree Mach Prkwd. that poaslbly the odor of his skin Is Two InterMtlng numbers the groat and wonderful benefit from Dodd’a by no m«ins pleasing to the tense of Kidney Pi 1 la. I would heartily recom Agricultural Ledger have juat been smell ot the negro er the Indian. Nev Issued in Bombay. They are devoted mend all aufforeia from Kidney Trouble erthelesa. It Is stated that tbe amell of to give Dodd's Kidney Pills a fair trial to a deacrlptlon of two trees which the white man if-l^t'ao'fragrant to the m I have evary r—aon ' to believe it grow and are much prised in India— negro aa it la Imagined, but la, in fact, the tagle, or aloe wood, and the Chi krodld never bo regretted.’’ objectionable to a degree. D dd'a Kidney Pilla make yon too 1 nese tallow tree. David Hooper, the According to a rocent iMue of the like a now man or woman be—nae they director of the Industrial aectlon of New York Times, g Japanese medical cure tbe kidney*. Cured kidneye mean the Indian Museum, who ia reaponaible man baa published a treatise concern pare blood and pure blood meana for both theae papera, describes in an Ing the odor of the Occidental races, bounding h—lib and energy in every extremely readable manner the various declaring that it takes aome time for part of tbe body. uses to which the products of these the Oriental to become accustomed trees are devoted, bow they are collect Four Thoaeand Godfathers. to ft I’rlnceM Irepe of Prussia in better ed and where they are found. The The writer advances tbe theory— provided tor in the matter of god aloe wood tree la a native of the moun which has been discussed before—thst tains eaat and aoutheaat of Bylhet, in fathers than any other- woman in tbe each race has Its peculiar odor, tbat It world. She can boast of no fewer than Burman, and in Bengal- It >• valua ia partly radical, but ia In a meaaure 4,000 godfathers, and how aba cams ble on account of a dark, realnoua. Influenced by dietary and other condi to obtain ao maay ia a pretty atory. aromatic juice with which the wood tions. When ahe waa Jorn tbe war of I860 la eometimea gorged. This resin, or Tbe Japanese do not emel! each oth Was drawing to an end. and peace be sugar aa it la colloquially termed, la er, but the perfume from^thetr bodlee used for Its perfume and aupposed ing caacluded just at the time of her Is wafted by the breezes to the Rus christening, her father, Prine, Henry medicinal properties. It Is very costly sians, who can dlatlngulah the ambll 0t Hesse, requested ell th« officers and and ia uaed both for Incenw in re- of tbrlr enemies at a long distance. The men of tbe reglmenta under hla com ligioua and other ceremonials and alao writer, however, states that It*Is noth mand to etand godfathers to hia little in the preparation of a perfume called ing like the pungent and penetrating daughter,, whom be named Irena agar attar, which ia practically as emanation proceeding from tbe Weat (Peace) tn commemoration of the end costly as sttar of roses. The moat In- ern nations, In which traces of garlic torueting feature In connection with of 0KT war "—T-oiwinn Tattler and ancient cheese and tbe volatizatlon the aloe wood tree la the uncertainty of a coarse and over-abundant dietary aa to whether any particular tree wUl are sure to be found. bo found to contain the precious resin. There are reasons to think that the A tribe of bill man known to the na- Japanese doctor may be right and per Hvea aa agar kumlaha make It their haps each rape has its characteristic bualneaa to see re b for the realnoua odor. wood. Their trade la a secret which Certain It is that primitive racM they always endeavor to preaerve from have a much keener sense of smell all natives of Other tribe* A party than tbe members of a highly civilized of sgar kumlaha goes off Into the race. With, civilisation and the art of I etti compelled by a aense of gratitude mountains with provialona for aa long to tell you the great good your remedy aa three montba, and they prosecute living tn an artificial manner, from dia- bu done me in a case of Contagious Blood their tedious search In districts where uee the aenees of sight and amell bo- come less acute The Japanese ba*v 'HmdkMBerot aim from fooalk to another. Trees have not embraced elvlllMtion tot ao long hold upon tny system; my bkxxTwas thor-I to be chopped down and backed to a period aa to lose tbe qualities of s oughly poisoned with the virus. Linet in plscM before it can be ascertained people living In a state of nature, weight, wm run down, bad sore throat, whether they contain any of the rmln- deed, the great majority are not civ- Md°£« depoelt. and eometlmee, after a lilted at all.—Chicago Chronicle. WMrison^e eoarch through half a dozen trees, young snd old, not a single piece of agar in discovered. Again. It aay be that a rich And la made, and then the eollector ki repaid for half a month of work. The forest department preoorxee the tree and col- Ayers Mrs. L. C. Glover, Vice-Pres ident Milwaukee, Wis., Business Woman’s Association, is another one of the million women who have been restored to health by using Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound. “D xab M bs . P ixkham : — Iwas mar ried for aeveral yeara and no children blessed my home. The doctor Mid I had a complication of female troubles and I oould not have any children un- leM I could be cured. He tried to curs me, but after experimenting for sev eral months, my husband became dis gusted, and one night when we noticed the testimonial of a woman who had been cured of similar trouble through the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, he went out and bought a bottle for me. I uaed your medicine for three and one-half months, improving steadily in health, and in twenty two months a child came. I cannot fully express the joy and thankfulness that is in my heart. Our home is a different place now, as ws have something to live for, and all ths Drsdit is due to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. Yours very sincerely, Mas. L.C. GLOvan, S14 Grove 8L, Milwaukee, Wia" Vice President, Milwaukee BusineM Woman's Association. 7- ttOOO OREGON PORTLAND ST. HELEN’S HALL A O t A l V* SCHOOL OF the H1UHEST CL^Meorpsof fosche s, location, bul!<l- alocua. PRICES THAT TALK. Best fslvsutasd nan lard wrou<ht Iron pipe k InsM. »6 W par mu to>L •tandard wroufhl Iron pipe Jokes about twine are more numer larket ous than twine themaelvea For al* that, there need be no beetation in re peating a joke which passes current IK' la lbs mMklnery Uns. Irrigation nl* •poetai ty. RrtoesM Machinery Co.. at least one section of the country. “There used to live over on Paint er's farm.” Mid the humorlat who told the story, “a couple o’ twins nam ed Dan and, Abe. They moved away aince. Af the time 1 remember 'em WONDERFUL they were grown men. but they were HOME aa nMr like as them two gallon Jugs. TREATMENT The only difference waa that Dan had good. Bound teeth and Abe, he'd lost inoet o' hie onto' the front part of uia face. “The only way to know which was which was to stick your Anger In Abe's mouth. If be bit ye It was Pan." Bald Foot. The Barber—Try some hair rector The Philosopher—Oh, no; I hava long ceaaed to regard hair aa one of the necessaries of Ufe.—Brooklyn Life. The average woman of any experi ence knows men so well that too male can deceive her. unless it io her son. from five on up. married couple; the husband’s name I . * ------- -------------------------- is Maung Yun and hla wife May '1 ■ A man's Isat complaint to that be to TleC Gee Ws Chiaesc leídas Go. uary Magazine. "Oh, don't worry A Son's Swagestlon. Hair* Catarrh Cure I* taker» Internally, and 'Papa," said little Arthur, after his about that,” Mid the anxloua young act* dtreetly on the blood and mncon»*urtace* of the *y*ten>. bend f r testimonial*, free. poet; “there lan't ary. You can use 11 F. J. CHESEY d> CO., Toledo, 0. 1 mother had punished him, “will you do Bold by lirurrl.t*, 75c. , oometbing for mo?" “ » without the slightest fear.”—Chicago I '.'What ia it you wantXL-. Record-Herald. _ ., „ . . I . “Marry somebody else, snd I’d wl«h The Washington Monument, in \\ *»h- you'j out grandma, becauM she’s "Do you think you can cure me, doc- Ington, D. C i is the highertln-the world. aiWRTB iiiuj to me.”—Chicago Roeord- tor? WA « ” naked LUO the BWiClJ society woman. WVUMIU. “ A I , ’ - - - . “ t .i , . . Sinn,.» think so. with the help of Providence,“!11 t“*®« ^feet in the air, and ■■ com- U.r.id. posed of 18.000 block« of marble, each replied tbe good physician. “Why not two feet thick. Mother* will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Newport? Tbe climate there la surely Syrup the best remedy to use for their children FIT® rermanenuy camo, wo nuor narrow the Mme as tbat of Providence.”— f i I U after drat day's uaao«DcUtUn«'eUraol Mi Philadelphia Prem. Itoatorer. Hand for Free SS trial boule and Iraa Good Jo Ke at a Cherch Fair. Mra. Honeymoon (to husband in rail "Had a great time at the church fair way train)—Ds you love me? Old Thoroughly Experienced. ]nMt night!” ' Party (confidentially from other seat Offlcisl—Yes, we have room for a few u-h.e«*.. ‘ ‘‘‘’’“«J. to bridegroom)—Sbe'e asked you fOrt-y- mors “L” road guarda. Had any exp. rience?- 1 bey had some strawberry ahort- Mven times already. I get out here, Applicnnt (vlcoferouslyl—Sebnoowho- oake, and I nearly laughed myself to but I’ll leave tbe acore with this gen mowwoystrect! Wake up! Dou tbeall- death thinking how 1 fooled ’em. tleman by the window. day! Bteplively! Sbakaleg! didn't eat it” “Glad to meet you,” eaid the polite cannibal chief to the new missionary. “I ahall expect to aee more of you to morrow. We dibs at high noon." “Er— When thanka, awfully. I ahall lie delighted ——” “Not at all. The pleasure will bo all mine. 1 aMure you.” It la human to doubt. Display a elgn with ths Inscription “Beware of | Paint,” and nine men out of ten will The old monk cure, strong, straight, aure, tackles draw their forefingera across the newly painted eurface .10 aee If the sign la not merely “an ib vent Ion of tbe en- The tenm man never learned «my. The muscles flex, the kinks untwist, the soreness dies out. Price 25c. and 50c. Daahaway—You My your slater will bo down in a minute, Willie? Tbat'a good newa. I thought perUaps she wanted to be excuaed. aa she did tbe other day. Willie—Not this time. - J played a trick on her. Da alia way— By Our Method Wbat did you do? Wlille—I said you We are enable«) to extract from one to n ft were another fellow!—London Tit-Bits. teeth at «ne nittine. H>ai(ively and aowo I lutelv without fain or bad alter eflei U. # WiMman—To look at that Engllah- People in delicate health ne d have no j|L man you’d thifik be was a tramp, fear a- our met rod of extra, ting ia poai- [ * lively safe and absolutely painle«a. 1* wouldn't you? Jokeley—Well. I know Absolute cleanliness is our motto. for a fact tbat be hasn't a place that Mad..«row« and bridge work without pain. Our ¡7 y»ars' ox erivnee in pla e be can call borne. Wiseman—Non- work enablea ur to fit your mouth com tot t- ' MnMl Why. bls mansion in Loudon is---------- Jokeley—Sumptuous, yes; but til *iind• yr from • to I he cells It “ ’ome.”—Cstholic Standard- Phone Main n. a W * n Times. Hslen snd Maida were at play when Maida waa overboard saying: “My mamma does not allow ma to um a bit of along, She saya It la coarse and vulgar." “That's just what my mam- My! but I’d ma aaya, “replied Helen. get it right in the neck If aha beard me using slang like some little girls!” —Lippincott's. Tescber of Physiology—Now we will ( dissect this odd little enimel. But first, Jimmy Phslig, will you tell me, Write for Catalogue wbat we have here? Jimmy—Faith, and it's called a bat, air. Teacher- and Prices Very well. Now, bow many klnda of bate are there? Jimmy—There are TO oregon folve. Tbo black bat, tbe red bat, the acrobat, tbe beaeball bet, and tbe brickbat, air. A tourist In s remote part of Ire land, having atayed the nlgbt at a wayalde inn- not usually frequented by vialtors. Informed the landlord In tbe morning that bls boots, which bad been pitcod outside hla room door, bad not been touched. “Ah, ehure,” said the landlord, "end you molght put your watch and chain outalde your room door In thia house, and they wouldn’t be touched.”—The Klug. * St. Jacobs Oil Hurts, Sprains, Bruises DIDN’T HURT A BIT” IS WHAT THEY SAY WISE BROS., Dentists, RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES BOILERS SAW The A, H. Averill Machinery Co., 'In my plane for your new boane.” Mya tbe architect, “I have provided for a large, ornate frieze in tbe wall.” “Don't want It," aseerta Mra. Con- Jeeled. * . “Whatr t "Not a bit of it. Can't take any chsncse on having someone living minded thst 1 used to drive an les wagon.”—Judge Many a mana so-called getna thought are nothing but paate. of Too many family Bibles are more ornamental than uaeful.