f V *
S
I -
Distress
After Eatin
science
invention
5
Nausea between meals, bakhing, vc
Uing, flatulence, fits of nervous he
‘H
The baby was buried tn the cemetery j
outside of the town, his cradle sere* I
Ing as a coffin.
>
The father was very much dejected
at the losa of hid little one, and, nn- I
able to represe his grief, went to the
was about 8 o’clock to the morning.
symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer
It to neglected the harder it is to cure ft. ot Zurich, in tbs cracks and ÉMursa
At the entrance of every Burmese
burial place there la a sayat, or rest-!
appearing in cylinders anffipberea aub-
jected to great ptMsure.
An expert ot ths Bureau od Plant
Induatry reporta that the Salton Basin
Radically and permanently cure ik*. ta California ia actualjy betteFEdapt^
strengthen and tone the stomach and ed for the culture of the
than are tboss parta of the
te* datea
are produced. It la believed that thia
Accèpt no rabatitute for Hoo<h.
part of California could yield dates
1 "I bad dyspepsia twenty-Eve yean ata
enough, to supply the entire United
took diflesent medicines but got no help
States. There are also places la Neva
da, Arizona, New Mexico, and^Texas
Have taka» tour bottias of this medietas
where this characteristically Oriental
and can now sat almost anything, sl«B
bouse, wherein people gather and ehat
snd smoke and take shelter from the'
sun or rain whenever they accompany 1
• foneral. On entering the graveyard
Maung Yun wm not a little surprised
tb aeo bla aon, or at leaat aome one
son, playing In
^» “x*t. “*r
cradle. Hs wm at
1
horror-atruck. but paternal affe*
Hood's SarsapfljrUta
and Pills
well hava nA Aoeinrw
I m
MAM
____ w
ere of the "Arabian Nights," could, it
Is said, bo cultivated with success.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla promisee to
an attempt to eolve the problem of
cure and keeps the premise.
ozonizing water at tbe home ot the
consumer. The sppsrstua Includes »
little box containing a transformer and
an osonator, with a commutator for
rBveratag about one hundred tinaes per
second If tbo current ia contiauous.
Tbo ozone generated passes ttirmigh a
filter of wadding to an emuIaerArbere
tbo water and osono are onergteically
mixed before paeoing from the.^ilgot
The ozonator may 'bo connecteff to aq
ordinary lighting circuit, and tbo cur
ia for
Brasil Ru a Fisa Tea.
United States Consul Ayme writes
from Psra a recommendation of a Bra
zilian beyerage, yerba mate tea, which
is prepared from the roasted and pul
verlsed leaves of an evergreen forest
tree.
.
Yerba mate Ie largely conaumed tn
Paraguay and in tbe Brasilian Statee,
where It la made. It la extensively
. consumed in Argentina, in Urn»
’end to a less extent in ChiU. Tbe
- a small consumption tn other 8
■Arri aon
of Brazil, a email quantity is e
a'radlum
to Europe and atiil less to the United
Statee and Canada. Estimated exports eloek. which, it ia computed, eould run
may reach 15,000 to 57,000 tona sand* W'000 Y—« « uninterfered with. It
conala
containing a email
*"y.
’ HUttBta, supported on a
Yerba mate has a peculiar bitter,
I in an exhausted glaaa ves
smoky tast», which is usually consid
tile lower end ot the tubo le
ered unpleaaant.^and thtehsa W
en electroecope, coRaieting of
•o pora tod to prevent ite more estensi
.
««P« « Silver. U m natural
use as a beverage, Thia smoky bitt
J'ef the radium sends an electric
nesa la chiefly duo to the rude me
„ je Into the stripe, causing them
od employed for drying tie- leaves a
to separate £ until
it seeinc likely that the improv«_^.^
— ,■ they
- touch the aides
methods of drying tbe mate on iron of ** **’* ▼—!, whereupon thep are in-
copper pans would give a much more
aD^
toff*!!«*«
ted an
delicate and agreeable product. Mate to
•ttcaily every two minutai, so that
sold to have all of the beet qualltiea
h beat Of this singular timekeeper
ot ooffee and tea aa a stimulating
health beverage, without the dlaadvan-
tage ot either, It ia a more gentle
atlmulant than either and la said to be
much need in the hoapltata of Paris.
Tbs tree could probably be grown
tn - MUtbern California, perhaps in
southern Texss, certainly lu, many
partA.ef the Philippines.
CouM Get No Rest.
.
Professor Elrod, of the University
of Montana gives a striking description
la sapphires.
The only
systematic
the United States la dona In Montana.
The annual output amount* to «0,000
or 500,000 carata, including the atonaa
that are enltable for Cutting aa gema
and thoee that are only useful for me
chanical purposes it la Mid that the
lapldariea in Helena do finer work
than la done on the atoneB that are sent
to boudou to be cut. I'erliapa some
body will suggest that Montana should
bo callod ths "Oom State,” in vtew of
ths fact that her output of precious
stones exceeds ths production in that
Hus of all the reat of the United States
Freeborn. Minn. Oct.. 17 (Special)—
Mr, R. F. Oownrd, a are!! known man
here, is rejoicing in tbs relief from suf
fering he bee obtained through using
Dodd’s Kidnsy'Piile.
His experiencs
ia well worth repeating aa it abould
point the roaiFto health to many an
other in a similar condition.
'**‘*1 bad an aggravating taae of Kid
ney-Trouble,” myt Mr. (toward, “that
gave mo no rest dsy or night but using
A tetr boxes oLDsdd’a Kidney Pills pnt INTERESTING TREES OF
aew life ia aof and I foe! lite A new
-
prpached the baby, and, to entice bias,
gave him one pice.
The boy took the coin readily and
offered not the least reaiatanco when
the father took Mm In hla anna and
carried him away. Maung Yun could
make nothing out of it but that the
child had been buried alive and that
somebody, attracted soon after by the
sounds conning from the grave, had
dug Mm out and placed him in the
aayat
Full of joy, bo carried hia
treasure home.
At the entrance of the town, and
about a call's distance from bin house,
be mot a neighbor, Mah Bain Pwln,
who, wondering at what she saw,
screamed out: “la that you, Ko Yun,
carrying homo your little aon I" Aa
soon as the child heard the voice he
began moving about In his father’s
arms. Mah Seln Pwln and another
woman came to take it. and a abort
struggle ensued between them and the
boy, and Maung Yun anddenly loot hla
senses and fell heavily to the ground
The two women made a daub for the
little one, but. Io! nowhero waa he to
be found; he bad dlaappeared com
pletely, leaving no trace beblu|
The unfortunate man waa carried
home by aome kindly nefgbbora, but
he waa a long time in recovering hie
aensea. The child waa a ghost and the
man bad been carrying nothing but an
apparition irom
apparinoti
from me
the omer
other world.
world, That
ruar
It appeared foal enough, the two worn-
EACH RACE ITS ODOR.
yeara ago tbo
of tbo oervlce
dlepooed to believe that the tree
becoming extremely rare. How
F" w 1?. >
year by yMr, the Mlea of the
Painful
la tjiefrobrs. redertrf
firms upon the »kia. sores in the mouUl deptatesatMianasa. so that it giay
and loes ot hair and eye brown, are eotneof bo assumed that ha yet there la no
the aytnptotns of thia vile disease. Si S. A,
is an antidote for the awful virus that become extinct. The Chinese tallow
attacks and d es tr ya eren the bones.
Mercury Potash ar tree gtews In the United Provinces and
•nt. We
We offer
offerii,
oeo tn the PUnjaub. Tfta'Vainable because
11,000
other mineral ini
for proof that ft is not absolutely vegefo of a apectee of vegetable tallow w^lch
able. Home treat- It produces—Bombay Gasette.
OHOaV STORY FROM INDIA.
Ita Trathfnlaeeo Vouched Vor by f wo
man e<
the Friend of Burmah, and it Wfat-
teetod by eevernl eyewitneeaea, Who
.eaw the gboat, not during the night,
aa la usually the case, but In broad
daylight. It happened In tbo Mougin
In that quarter of the town lived a
Hair Vigor
not be pleased? Ayer’s Hair
Vigor mikes beautiful heads
of halr. that’d the whole
story. Sold for 00. years.
JoK
(400
Mrs. Auger—I can't see why my hus
band should be jealous of me. Her
Friend—No one can, my dear.
Mrs. Wlndyclty—I hear that Mrs.
Packer ta quite a collector. What la
ber fad? Mra. Lakeaide— Husbauds.
Stranger—Do expresa traina stop
bere? Big Hank (station agenti—Only
ter rallway officiala an' tran robbers —
il :.
D kops J
.
Aggelatile Preparation for As
similating iheFoodandRegula-
bng ite Stessete andBcsaera of
CAW
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Promotes Digestion.ChecrfuP
ness and Rest.Contains neither
Opium,Morphine norMaiexal.
N ot N ahc otic .
“I doubt if you know the difference
botweon grand opera and comic opera.”
"Oh, but I do. Grand opera la comic."
—Puck.
“What would you auegest aa a name
for my now yacht?” “Why. it aeeme
to mo the Floating Debt would be ap
propriate”
Evelyn—Yea, my great-grandmotbei
eloped with my great-grandfather.
•
A Little Too Good.
Husband—Why do you shop at Slogo Cbolly—Juat fancy! Old people like
that!—Smart Set.
A Co.'a, instead of at Fasti ms’*?
Wife—Fastime’s has some new sort of
Boy—Father, if there ahould be a
electrical contrivance which brings your atrlke of the dog catchers in the Phil-
change so quick you dou’t have time to IpplnM, would the Igorrotes take to
change your mind.
Mtlng beef?—Ex.
ta
of
Weak Hair
•ley U0U0R-M0RFMI ME-TOBACCO
un HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
■* w- roe ruu rmitkulaaj —•
wmuvswmfft.- poaTLANt>,yt^,
"Mr. Smith had a hard (into to get
hla daughters off bls hands.” "Yea,
and I bear be baa to keep their hus
bands on their feet.”
u$8
For Over
Thirty Years
A perfect Remedy forConstipa-
Hon, Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea
Worms jConvulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
Fac Sanile Signature of
NEW YORK.
Knicker—Yee, Johnny, there la only
The 1st» Anton Tcbechoff wsa an inti
mate friend of Gorki and Tolstoi, snd it one way to learn, and ttnrTa to begin
was the remsrkable aucceM of the former at the bottom. Johnny—How aboul
thst encouraged him in bis literary awlmmlng?—NeW York Sun.
«Sorts.
Firso Nuno—I won’t be able to go
EXACT COPY OF WRARKR.
PI so ' b Cure Is a good courts medicina to the picnic to-morrow. Second N ucm
It has cured couahs and colds for forty —Why not? First Nurse—To tell the
years. .At druggists, 25 cents.
truth, I’m afraid to leave tbe baby
with its mother-—Ex.
“Here ia an article about our cor
Continuaua: Noll—Yea, bet actually
rupt police," eald the reporter. “How
had the impudence to U m bob . Bella
abould I head itl”
—The idea! Of courae, you were In-
Domestic Happiness.
“Ob. juat aay the city baa a bad cage
.
___ „
. - ...
ww mi «cu—vu,
Mrs. Neighbors—Men bars different
b
’
grant nB**t. —Philadelphia Ledger.
ways of making home happy.
Mra. Hainer—How so?
You Can Oct Alles’s Foot-Ease FREE.
- Chauffeur—Xou'd better be a little
Mrs. Neighbors—Some do It by stay
Write Alien S. Olmsted, L b Roy.N. T., for a
free sample of Allen's.foot-Ease. It curse careful, air. My machine might make ing at home and «nm. hv staying away.
sweeting, hot swollen, ScMng foot. It makes your horse run. Farmer Oatmeal—Do
new or tight shoes easy. A certain euro for tell I Well, it'll be the first time in
S tats or O hio , C ity or T olsdo ,
Luc»« < ockty ,
i "•
thirty yean.—Chicago Newa.
F sank J. I'HZNSV make* oath that he <■
“
I
don
’
t
have
to
work
for
8
living,
”
,
*e»l»r
partner
ot
the
Arm
of
I.
J.CHIHYA
Her Mother’s Prognostications.
»«A
1 Co., doing bmlne«* In the Cityof Toledo, Coun-
Of tjr and state afore«aid, and that Mid- arm will
He—Why doei your mother inslat oa Mld the ablftlesa individual.
yon don’t,” rejoined the busy ■ i>*ythe»umofriNE hu N drkd dollars tor
your having an elaborate church wed- coutm
man; “if you did it’, a Mf. bet thZ’
'•
Orientals Baid to Object Btronsly to
Western Peoples on that Score.
SÎÎITÏ
persistent use of it brought me out of aay
trouble aafa and Bound, and 1 have the
courage to publicly testify to the virtues W
your great blood fiaily. 6. St S., snd to
recommend it to
era, sincerely believing
cording to directions,
trial, it will thorough!'
particle of the vinta 1 rAMdi COBRAN*
lurg, Pa.
Do you like your thin, rough,
short hair? Of course you
don’t. Do you like thick,
heavy, smooth hair? Of
course you do. Then why
GASTARIA
vus Matage eeiMiMV. eswvensewv.
—-----
Choice Selection.
"I learn that the Van Kuxtona allow
tbelr ehlckena to diet on their neigh
bors’ flowers.
Do they keep it te-
cret?”
“Well, I should think not. If you
dine with them the suave Mr. Van
; Ruxton- will ask If you prefer vlulet-
'
*
ted fowl or 'chicken de rosea'
en are randy to sw—r, aince they not
only mw , but touched it It waa no
Bmoke or vapor, but Memed to be
fleab and bona Aa aoon aa Maung
Yun waa well enough to explain how
it happened, a hurried visit was made
to the cemetery In the hope of, per
haps;’ seeing the boy In the Myat Bnt
Special Card ts the Public.
Hr C, Gae Wo, Chinear Mwllrlne Co , 2M
they were disappointed; neither child
Alder Bl.. Portland, Oregon, regret* being con
ror cradle was there, and the'grave
FRANK
futed with Doctor Jne Wing hon. who waa
She—She says It's the last chance I’ll you wouldn't be living.”—Chicago
Sworn to beforevna and aubacribed
my ____________
.... __ _______
killed in
rcenatly
In Portland. _ Dr ________
Wo la not
waa exactly a* It had been left on tbe ever have to show off in good clothea.
Nawa.
presence, thl*6th day of iMi-ember, A lt, iMd. dead. »nd lapractlei g ai >ame fixation. 22S
burial day, not in the least disturbed.
A. W. GLRAHÓN?
GLEASON,
1 Alder Htrs-T dome people thought there waa
“I'm trying to find the Idea in your
Notary 1'ubllo. only one < hln*M doctor.
—London Globe.
poem," —id the editor*of the Squlnt-
Western nations, with their usual
conceit. Imagine that they are auperior
lu every reaped to the racea of another
color aud consequently to U iom of. tbe
Far East. One of the chargM wblcb
white men bring against tbo negro la
.that the odor emanating from Kim. la
tub reverse at pleazant and occasion
INDIA. ally. In hot weather, la almost unbear
able.
Tbe G a nc a Stan never psmses to think
U^7 *M happ, U
T
.X-1
Tree Mach Prkwd.
that poaslbly the odor of his skin Is
Two InterMtlng numbers
the
groat and wonderful benefit from Dodd’a
by no m«ins pleasing to the tense of
Kidney Pi 1 la. I would heartily recom Agricultural Ledger have juat been smell ot the negro er the Indian. Nev
Issued
in
Bombay.
They
are
devoted
mend all aufforeia from Kidney Trouble
erthelesa. It Is stated that tbe amell of
to give Dodd's Kidney Pills a fair trial to a deacrlptlon of two trees which the white man if-l^t'ao'fragrant to the
m I have evary r—aon ' to believe it grow and are much prised in India—
negro aa it la Imagined, but la, in fact,
the tagle, or aloe wood, and the Chi
krodld never bo regretted.’’
objectionable to a degree.
D dd'a Kidney Pilla make yon too 1 nese tallow tree. David Hooper, the
According to a rocent iMue of the
like a now man or woman be—nae they director of the Industrial aectlon of New York Times, g Japanese medical
cure tbe kidney*. Cured kidneye mean the Indian Museum, who ia reaponaible
man baa published a treatise concern
pare blood and pure blood meana for both theae papera, describes in an
Ing the odor of the Occidental races,
bounding h—lib and energy in every extremely readable manner the various
declaring that it takes aome time for
part of tbe body.
uses to which the products of these
the Oriental to become accustomed
trees are devoted, bow they are collect
Four Thoaeand Godfathers.
to ft
I’rlnceM Irepe of Prussia in better ed and where they are found. The
The writer advances tbe theory—
provided tor in the matter of god aloe wood tree la a native of the moun which has been discussed before—thst
tains
eaat
and
aoutheaat
of
Bylhet,
in
fathers than any other- woman in tbe
each race has Its peculiar odor, tbat It
world. She can boast of no fewer than Burman, and in Bengal- It >• valua ia partly radical, but ia In a meaaure
4,000 godfathers, and how aba cams ble on account of a dark, realnoua. Influenced by dietary and other condi
to obtain ao maay ia a pretty atory. aromatic juice with which the wood tions.
When ahe waa Jorn tbe war of I860 la eometimea gorged. This resin, or
Tbe Japanese do not emel! each oth
Was drawing to an end. and peace be sugar aa it la colloquially termed, la er, but the perfume from^thetr bodlee
used
for
Its
perfume
and
aupposed
ing caacluded just at the time of her
Is wafted by the breezes to the Rus
christening, her father, Prine, Henry medicinal properties. It Is very costly sians, who can dlatlngulah the ambll
0t Hesse, requested ell th« officers and and ia uaed both for Incenw in re- of tbrlr enemies at a long distance. The
men of tbe reglmenta under hla com ligioua and other ceremonials and alao writer, however, states that It*Is noth
mand to etand godfathers to hia little in the preparation of a perfume called ing like the pungent and penetrating
daughter,, whom be named Irena agar attar, which ia practically as emanation proceeding from tbe Weat
(Peace) tn commemoration of the end costly as sttar of roses. The moat In- ern nations, In which traces of garlic
torueting feature In connection with
of 0KT war "—T-oiwinn Tattler
and ancient cheese and tbe volatizatlon
the aloe wood tree la the uncertainty
of a coarse and over-abundant dietary
aa to whether any particular tree wUl
are sure to be found.
bo found to contain the precious resin.
There are reasons to think that the
A tribe of bill man known to the na-
Japanese doctor may be right and per
Hvea aa agar kumlaha make It their
haps each rape has its characteristic
bualneaa to see re b for the realnoua
odor.
wood. Their trade la a secret which
Certain It is that primitive racM
they always endeavor to preaerve from
have a much keener sense of smell
all natives of Other tribe*
A party
than tbe members of a highly civilized
of sgar kumlaha goes off Into the
race. With, civilisation and the art of
I etti compelled by a aense of gratitude mountains with provialona for aa long
to tell you the great good your remedy aa three montba, and they prosecute living tn an artificial manner, from dia-
bu done me in a case of Contagious Blood their tedious search In districts where uee the aenees of sight and amell bo-
come less acute The Japanese ba*v
'HmdkMBerot aim from fooalk to another. Trees have not embraced elvlllMtion tot ao long
hold upon tny system; my bkxxTwas thor-I to be chopped down and backed to a period aa to lose tbe qualities of s
oughly poisoned with the virus. Linet in plscM before it can be ascertained people living In a state of nature,
weight, wm run down, bad sore throat, whether they contain any of the rmln- deed, the great majority are not civ-
Md°£«
depoelt. and eometlmee, after a lilted at all.—Chicago Chronicle.
WMrison^e eoarch through half a dozen
trees, young snd old, not a single
piece of agar in discovered. Again.
It aay be that a rich And la made,
and then the eollector ki repaid for
half a month of work. The forest
department preoorxee the tree and col-
Ayers
Mrs. L. C. Glover, Vice-Pres
ident Milwaukee, Wis., Business
Woman’s Association, is another
one of the million women who
have been restored to health by
using Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound.
“D xab M bs . P ixkham : — Iwas mar
ried for aeveral yeara and no children
blessed my home. The doctor Mid I
had a complication of female troubles
and I oould not have any children un-
leM I could be cured. He tried to curs
me, but after experimenting for sev
eral months, my husband became dis
gusted, and one night when we noticed
the testimonial of a woman who had
been cured of similar trouble through
the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound, he went out
and bought a bottle for me. I uaed
your medicine for three and one-half
months, improving steadily in health,
and in twenty two months a child
came. I cannot fully express the joy
and thankfulness that is in my heart.
Our home is a different place now, as
ws have something to live for, and
all ths Drsdit is due to Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. Yours very sincerely, Mas.
L.C. GLOvan, S14 Grove 8L, Milwaukee,
Wia"
Vice President, Milwaukee
BusineM Woman's Association. 7- ttOOO
OREGON
PORTLAND
ST. HELEN’S HALL
A O t A l V* SCHOOL OF the H1UHEST
CL^Meorpsof fosche s, location, bul!<l-
alocua.
PRICES THAT TALK.
Best fslvsutasd nan lard wrou<ht Iron pipe
k InsM. »6 W par mu to>L
•tandard wroufhl Iron pipe
Jokes about twine are more numer
larket
ous than twine themaelvea For al*
that, there need be no beetation in re
peating a joke which passes current IK' la lbs mMklnery Uns. Irrigation nl*
•poetai ty.
RrtoesM Machinery Co..
at least one section of the country.
“There used to live over on Paint
er's farm.” Mid the humorlat
who
told the story, “a couple o’ twins nam
ed Dan and, Abe. They moved away
aince. Af the time 1 remember 'em
WONDERFUL
they were grown men. but they were
HOME
aa nMr like as them two gallon Jugs.
TREATMENT
The only difference waa that Dan had
good. Bound teeth and Abe, he'd lost
inoet o' hie onto' the front part of uia
face.
“The only way to know which was
which was to stick your Anger In
Abe's mouth. If be bit ye It was
Pan."
Bald Foot.
The Barber—Try some hair rector
The Philosopher—Oh, no; I hava
long ceaaed to regard hair aa one of
the necessaries of Ufe.—Brooklyn Life.
The average woman of any experi
ence knows men so well that too male
can deceive her. unless it io her son.
from five on up.
married couple; the husband’s name I .
* ------- --------------------------
is Maung Yun and hla wife May '1 ■ A man's Isat complaint to that be to
TleC Gee Ws Chiaesc leídas Go.
uary Magazine. "Oh, don't worry
A Son's Swagestlon.
Hair* Catarrh Cure I* taker» Internally, and
'Papa," said little Arthur, after his
about that,” Mid the anxloua young act* dtreetly on the blood and mncon»*urtace*
of the *y*ten>. bend f r testimonial*, free.
poet; “there lan't ary. You can use 11
F. J. CHESEY d> CO., Toledo, 0. 1 mother had punished him, “will you do
Bold by lirurrl.t*, 75c.
, oometbing for mo?"
“
»
without the slightest fear.”—Chicago
I '.'What ia it you wantXL-.
Record-Herald.
_ .,
„
.
. I . “Marry somebody else, snd I’d wl«h
The Washington Monument, in \\ *»h- you'j
out grandma, becauM she’s
"Do you think you can cure me, doc-
Ington,
D.
C
i
is
the
highertln-the
world.
aiWRTB iiiuj to me.”—Chicago Roeord-
tor?
WA « ”
naked LUO
the BWiClJ
society woman.
WVUMIU.
“ A I , ’
- - - .
“ t
.i
,
. .
Sinn,.»
think so. with the help of Providence,“!11 t“*®«
^feet in the air, and ■■ com- U.r.id.
posed of 18.000 block« of marble, each
replied tbe good physician. “Why not two feet thick.
Mother* will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Newport? Tbe climate there la surely
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
FIT®
rermanenuy
camo,
wo
nuor
narrow
the Mme as tbat of Providence.”—
f i I U after drat day's uaao«DcUtUn«'eUraol Mi
Philadelphia Prem.
Itoatorer. Hand for Free SS trial boule and Iraa
Good Jo Ke at a Cherch Fair.
Mra. Honeymoon (to husband in rail
"Had a great time at the church fair
way train)—Ds you love me? Old
Thoroughly Experienced.
]nMt night!”
'
Party (confidentially from other seat
Offlcisl—Yes, we have room for a few
u-h.e«*..
‘
‘‘‘’’“«J.
to bridegroom)—Sbe'e asked you fOrt-y- mors “L” road guarda. Had any exp.
rience?-
1
bey
had
some
strawberry
ahort-
Mven times already. I get out here,
Applicnnt (vlcoferouslyl—Sebnoowho- oake, and I nearly laughed myself to
but I’ll leave tbe acore with this gen
mowwoystrect! Wake up! Dou tbeall- death thinking how 1 fooled ’em.
tleman by the window.
day! Bteplively! Sbakaleg!
didn't eat it”
“Glad to meet you,” eaid the polite
cannibal chief to the new missionary.
“I ahall expect to aee more of you to
morrow. We dibs at high noon." “Er—
When
thanka, awfully. I ahall lie delighted
——” “Not at all. The pleasure will
bo all mine. 1 aMure you.”
It la human to doubt. Display a
elgn with ths Inscription “Beware of |
Paint,” and nine men out of ten will
The old monk cure, strong, straight, aure, tackles
draw their forefingera across the newly
painted eurface .10 aee If the sign la
not merely “an ib vent Ion of tbe en-
The tenm man never learned
«my.
The muscles flex, the kinks untwist,
the soreness dies out. Price 25c. and 50c.
Daahaway—You My your slater will
bo down in a minute, Willie? Tbat'a
good newa. I thought perUaps she
wanted to be excuaed. aa she did tbe
other day. Willie—Not this time. - J
played a trick on her. Da alia way—
By Our Method
Wbat did you do? Wlille—I said you
We are enable«) to extract from one to n
ft
were another fellow!—London Tit-Bits.
teeth at «ne nittine. H>ai(ively and aowo
I
lutelv without fain or bad alter eflei U.
#
WiMman—To look at that Engllah-
People in delicate health ne d have no
j|L
man you’d thifik be was a tramp,
fear a- our met rod of extra, ting ia poai-
[
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lively safe and absolutely painle«a.
1*
wouldn't you? Jokeley—Well. I know
Absolute cleanliness is our motto.
for a fact tbat be hasn't a place that
Mad..«row« and bridge work without
pain. Our ¡7 y»ars' ox erivnee in pla e
be can call borne. Wiseman—Non-
work enablea ur to fit your mouth com tot t-
'
MnMl Why. bls mansion in Loudon
is---------- Jokeley—Sumptuous, yes; but
til
*iind• yr from • to I
he cells It “ ’ome.”—Cstholic Standard-
Phone Main
n. a W * n
Times.
Hslen snd Maida were at play when
Maida waa overboard saying:
“My
mamma does not allow ma to um a bit
of along, She saya It la coarse and
vulgar." “That's just what my mam-
My! but I’d
ma aaya, “replied Helen.
get it right in the neck If aha beard
me using slang like some little girls!”
—Lippincott's.
Tescber of Physiology—Now we will
(
dissect this odd little enimel.
But
first, Jimmy Phslig, will you tell me,
Write for Catalogue
wbat we have here? Jimmy—Faith,
and it's called a bat, air. Teacher-
and Prices
Very well. Now, bow many klnda of
bate are there? Jimmy—There are
TO oregon
folve. Tbo black bat, tbe red bat, the
acrobat, tbe beaeball bet, and tbe
brickbat, air.
A tourist In s remote part of Ire
land, having atayed the nlgbt at a
wayalde inn- not usually frequented by
vialtors. Informed the landlord In tbe
morning that bls boots, which bad
been pitcod outside hla room door, bad
not been touched. “Ah, ehure,” said
the landlord, "end you molght put
your watch and chain outalde your
room door In thia house, and they
wouldn’t be touched.”—The Klug.
*
St. Jacobs Oil
Hurts,
Sprains,
Bruises
DIDN’T HURT A BIT” IS WHAT THEY SAY
WISE BROS., Dentists,
RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY
ENGINES
BOILERS
SAW
The A, H. Averill Machinery Co.,
'In my plane for your new boane.”
Mya tbe architect, “I have provided
for a large, ornate frieze in tbe wall.”
“Don't want It," aseerta Mra. Con-
Jeeled.
*
.
“Whatr
t
"Not a bit of it. Can't take any
chsncse on having someone living
minded thst 1 used to drive an les
wagon.”—Judge
Many a mana so-called getna
thought are nothing but paate.
of
Too many family Bibles are more
ornamental than uaeful.