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street roots 16 Aug. 29. 2014 Get it in writing Make every week count. Your Street Roots vendor wants to go weekly. Help us get there. Give a one-time or recurring donation today at www.streetroots.org. street roots By Soup Can Sam, staff astrologist Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) it’s your shift as the the P-town ghost cop. Give eveiyone tickets for inappropriate haunting. Moan tragically when they ask to see your badge. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you were a yellow lab and your new neighbor were a yellow lab you two could be friends. But sadly 300 times the folic acid as asphalt. Go figure. they are not. They are4ike an angry tabby. A ndgogreenh •; Stay off the lawn. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Have you heard about these bright blue jellyfish washing up on the shore of Oregon? They’re called Velella velellas. They form a giant blue sex island out in the ocean. Embrace your inner Velella velellas. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Kittens grow like tomatoes in the summertime, not from green to red, but by the cluster. Go out and get a kitty, and promptly spay or neuter that-thing! Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Everyone else is going back-to-school crazy. Don’t be left 211 NW Davis S t Portland, OR 97209 Return service requested. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Hair color, like most rap lyrics, is just for fun. behind! Take a class at PCC and buy some new sparkly pencils. Or just stalk a campus. the end of the summer? Someone’s got to Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Bellbottoms! take the hit for the team. Try to love Portland, Cancer (June 21 -July 22) A sinus cold at regardless. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Brunettes are 18 times more likely to drink decaf coffee. Go like the world is a big, heavy wet thing, and figure. And go blond. that everyone and their dog is part of the Leo (July 23-Aug.22) You may be feeling heavy wet thing. To brighten your spirits throw Aries (March 21 -April 19) Don’t eat iceberg Street Boots lettuce. Life’s too short. T a u r u s (A p r il 2 0 - M a y 2 0 ) Zucchini has a quarter in the ol’ jukebox. SUPPORT STREET ROOTS WITH A CONTRIBUTION OF; $35 $50 $100 $250 $500 $_____ Send your check to: Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR, 97209 Street Roots is a 501(c)3, nonprofit organization. Your donation may be tax deductible. Annual subscriptions to Street Roots are $35. Or donate securely online at www.streetroots.org
