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Street roots 14 A pril 1, 2013 Ask Google Instant: It knows what you mean! oogle In sta n t, a fea tu re th a t displays su g g e ste d online se a rc h re s u lts w hile th e u s e r types, h as b e co m e so p o p u lar th a t G oogle h as ex p an d ed it into a G o o g l e I n s t a n t : Did you m ean , How did th e a n c ie n t E g y p tian s m anage to build su ch arch ite ctu ra lly com plex p y ram id s using m u ch w ood could a w oo d ch u ck ch u ck if a w oodchuck could ch u ck wood? J a m e s : W hat in th e living f@%*! Yes! B u t p rim itiv e technology? re g u la r advice colum n. how?!?! F r e d : Yes! T h a t’s uncanny! How did you know w h a t I w as thinking? D e a r G o o g le I n s ta n t, K j Ask Google Instant! ■s G o o g l e I n s t a n t : Ja m e s, Ja m e s, tak e it W hat is th e n am e of th e police m ovie easy. 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D e a r G o o g le I n s ta n t, m o re G u tte n b e rg trivia! G o o g l e I n s t a n t : S h h h . H arold, sh h h h . H ow m u ch ... — Ja m es, Albany, NY D e a r G o o g le I n s ta n t, H ow did th e a n c i e n t ... — F re d , D e tro it, M I C alm dow n, baby. Go to sle ep . I t ’s going to b e all rig h t. T ru s t m e. A re you feeling lucky? G o o g l e I n s t a n t : D id you m ean , H ow S E X A T S I X T Y , f r o m p a g e 10 re c ip e in clu d es lu n g s an d w in d p ip es and o th e r th in g s th a t d o n ’t te n d to a p p e a r in c u t o u t ‘n ’ k e e p re c ip e card s. In g re d ie n ts: 1 s h e e p ’s pluck, i.e. th e an im als h e a rt, liver, and lig h ts (lungs). Cold w ater. 1 s h e e p ’s sto m ac h (em pty), lib lightly to a s te d p in h ea d o atm eal (m ed iu m o r c o a rse THE MAGIC IS IN THE HOLE! ■w-W 2 2 SW 3 R D & BURNSSDE 1501 NE DAVIS SUPPORTING STREET ROOTS SINCE 2 0 0 3 o atm eal). 1-2 ta b le sp o o n s salt. 1 level tab le sp o o n fresh ly g ro u n d black p e p p er. 1 tab le sp o o n fresh ly g ro u n d allspice. 1 level tab le sp o o n of m ixed h e rb s. 8oz finely c h o p p ed su e t. 4 large onions, finely ch o p p ed , (lem o n ju ic e (o r a good v in eg ar) is so m e tim e s ad d ed as well as o th e r flavourings su c h as cay en n e p e p p e r) D irectio n s: W ash th e sto m ach in cold w a te r u n til it is th o ro u g h ly clean and th e n so ak it in cold sa lte d w a te r fo r ab o u t 8-10 h o u rs. P lace th e plu ck in a larg e p o t and cover w ith cold w ater. T h e w in d p ip e o u g h t to be h u n g over th e sid e of th e p o t w ith a c o n ta in e r b e n e a th it in o rd e r to co llect any d rip s. G en tly sim m e r th e pluck for ap p ro x im ately 2 h o u rs o r u n til it is te n d e r and th e n leave th e pluck to cool. F inely chop o r m in ce th e p lu ck m e a t and th e n m ix it w ith th e o atm eal. A dd a b o u t half a p in t of th e liq u o r in w hich th e pluck w as co o k ed (o r u se a good stock). Add th e seaso n in g s, s u e t and onions, e n su rin g e v ery th in g is well m ixed. Fill th e sto m ac h w ith th e m ix tu re, leaving en o u g h ro o m for th e o atm eal to e x p an d into. P re s s o u t th e a ir an d th e n sew u p th e haggis. P ric k th e hag g is a few tim e s w ith a fine n e e d le . P lace th e h aggis it in boiling w a te r an d sim m e r for a p p ro x im ately 3 h o u rs. Lookie hier sehe ich wissen, genau das, was Sie wollen, und ich weiß, genau das, was du Mädchen müssen so baby, bringen Sie Ihren Körper zu mir, ich bin nicht herumalbern mit Ihnen Baby, ist meine Liebe wahr mit Ihnen, wo ich sein will ist FOR MORE m , Ï1SIT WWW.W8IFHOHE.ORS M any thanks to all o f our volunteers who contribute their time and energy toward Street Roots! Inquire about volunteering at www. streetroots. org/volunteer O riginal a rtw o rk from The H and That Takes by Eric Drooker, courtesy o f WRAP (Western Regional Advocacy Project). * ■'Fi»redas«resi2012 Robostgning and Mottgay» Settlement?:' The S w York Times 2 April 2812. •rocker.-.<«4
