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Street roots Dec. 7, 2012 h o lid a y You can also give by making a check out to Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR. 97209. All donations are tax-deductible Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) Something very exciting will happen for you this month! But fear not, it won’t be your ceiling falling in. It will serve you well to consume copious amounts of squash and rooibos tea, dance to Celine and wear bright colors all month. Every day. Have you ever considered getting a duddv ? You should. Also, those teal glasses are great. Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) Organize that scrap closet. You will find all sorts of treasures: candle making pans, dust bunnies, Titanic pictures, crayons, and my favorite: soup cans! Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Our milkshakes are in trouble. The second star to the left shows unease and weariness. On a happier note, it will be brief. At the end of the day, they will warm you up (in the figurative sense). Aries (March 21-April 19) The path ahead is a path. It may be straight, it may be crooked. It may be sandy, it may be cobblestone. It may be a sidewalk, it may be in the forest. At least there are signs. Can’t you read them? Do this. Don’t do that. Keep moving. Slow. Stop, except for on that street. Taurus (April 20-May 20) No good deed goes unpunished, but for you, it’s with an adventure! Take the scenic route, enjoy the misplaced items and get ice cream. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Sit down, enjoy your biscuits, Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Pink unicorns do not exist. fried chicken and gravy, and clean your table. Golden rules to live by. They will improve any atmosphere and lead to good However, the second moon of Jupiter indicates that if these magical creatures did exist, there would be at least one headed conversation and a great morning. for a North Korean cliff. Be aware of the edge, and do not go chasing unicorns or waterfalls. < Street Bools 211 NW Davis St. Portland, OR 97209 Return service requested. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Like your music loud? Headphones are a nice accessory. Enjoy your selection of 90s power ballads and pop holiday songs in your private space. Be yourself, and let others do the same. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) The candy is from Halloween. It’s better if you don’t satisfy that sweet tooth quite yet. Better to wait, not risk the stomachache, and enjoy the nice tasty pumpkin-gingerbread muffin that may come your way. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The planets aligned andwthe cows mowed the lawn. Turkey chili soup cans with cornbread. Heat it up and enjoy. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) This is it. Your future. Right now Yeah, right. That’s what I thought. Is what it is. Best pull it together, yo. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) The celestial powers that be are speaking to me through Pisces and Aquarius: Go fishing. Salmon and sturgeon are quite a catch and the placidity of the waters will calm your unrest. SUPPORT STREET ROOTS WITH A CONTRIBUTION OF; $35 $50 $100 $250 $500 $______ Send your check to: Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR, 97209 Street Roots is a 501 (c)3, nonprofit organization. Your donation may be tax deductible. Annual subscriptions to Street Roots are $35. Or donate securely online at www.streetroots.org
