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Dec. 7, 2012
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Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23)
Something very exciting will happen for you this month!
But fear not, it won’t be your ceiling falling in. It will serve
you well to consume copious amounts of squash and
rooibos tea, dance to Celine and wear bright colors all
month. Every day. Have you ever considered getting a
duddv ? You should. Also, those teal glasses are great.
Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) Organize that scrap closet.
You will find all sorts of treasures: candle making pans, dust
bunnies, Titanic pictures, crayons, and my favorite: soup cans!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Our milkshakes are in
trouble. The second star to the left shows unease and
weariness. On a happier note, it will be brief. At the end of the
day, they will warm you up (in the figurative sense).
Aries (March 21-April 19) The path ahead is a path. It
may be straight, it may be crooked. It may be sandy, it may be
cobblestone. It may be a sidewalk, it may be in the forest. At
least there are signs. Can’t you read them? Do this. Don’t do
that. Keep moving. Slow. Stop, except for on that street.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) No good deed goes
unpunished, but for you, it’s with an adventure! Take the scenic
route, enjoy the misplaced items and get ice cream.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Sit down, enjoy your biscuits,
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Pink unicorns do not exist.
fried chicken and gravy, and clean your table. Golden rules to
live by. They will improve any atmosphere and lead to good
However, the second moon of Jupiter indicates that if these
magical creatures did exist, there would be at least one headed conversation and a great morning.
for a North Korean cliff. Be aware of the edge, and do not go
chasing unicorns or waterfalls.
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Cancer (June 21-July 22) Like your music loud?
Headphones are a nice accessory. Enjoy your selection of 90s
power ballads and pop holiday songs in your private space. Be
yourself, and let others do the same.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) The candy is from Halloween. It’s
better if you don’t satisfy that sweet tooth quite yet. Better to
wait, not risk the stomachache, and enjoy the nice tasty
pumpkin-gingerbread muffin that may come your way.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The planets aligned andwthe
cows mowed the lawn. Turkey chili soup cans with cornbread.
Heat it up and enjoy.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) This is it. Your future. Right now
Yeah, right. That’s what I thought. Is what it is. Best pull it
together, yo.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22) The celestial powers that be
are speaking to me through Pisces and Aquarius: Go fishing.
Salmon and sturgeon are quite a catch and the placidity of the
waters will calm your unrest.
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