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Street roots Aug. 3, 2012 2012 United States Governmen Terrorist Identification Chart Neighbor named Hemingway By Jay Thiemeyer he’s leaving in his wheechair heading home from the bar (he misses her you can tell that) TERRORIST TERRORIST TERRORIST TRAINING BIOLOGICAL WEAPON TERRORIST MILITIA TERRORIST (RUNNING w /I.E.D .) TERRORIST WRITER SCOTTISH TERRORIST his SRO is three blocks down and to the left on the second floor. SENIOR TERRORISTS he will have to wait till a neighbor shows to help him up. 'FICTIONAL TERRORIST used to waiting used to being alone he doesn’t make a complaint or say a thing TERRORIST WHO STARES AT GOATS considering this and what awaits him in his sullen room he takes his time TERRORIST GENERAL TERRORIST SCOUT TERRORIST WINNER ARMED TERRORIST preferring the rain outside to the cool hollow within. ARMED TERRORIST (he misses her TERRORIST COMMUNICATIONS TERRORIST BATTLECRUISER (Oakland, CA) TERRORIST PROPAGANDA TERRORIST "STRUCTURE" (Oakland, CA) EXTRA-TERRORIST (w /A lien Hover Technology) TERRORIST GESTURE you can tell that) TENT OF MASS DESTRUCTION OTHER TERRORIST GESTURE TERRORISTS NEARBY!" "The illusion of freedom (in America] will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater." -F R A N K ZAPPA CO P U Z Z L E Answers on page 6 Sudoku Crossword Across 1. Brainy 6. Commoner 10. Records 14. Lake crasser 15. Wear the crown 16. Australian e x p o rt. 17. Discrimination of older people 18. Wood sorrels 1 9 .18-wheeler 20. Let down 22. Arrow-leaved plant 23. Minor quarrel 24. Showy 26. “Carmina Burana” composer 30. “The best things in life ___ free” 31. Tail motion 32. Command to a dog 33. Socially challenged person 35. Cross, maybe 39. Multicellular, eukaryotic organisms 41. Strip another of freedom 43. Fish that lays an egg case called a mermaid’s purse 44. Audition tape 46. Cupid, to the Greeks 47. To a n d ___ 49. Needlefish 50. Puts in stitches 51. Intentionally abandon 54. Crumbs 56. Sound rebound 57. Rolex, for one 63. Time on hold 64. Opera solo 65. Frigidly 66. Marine eagle 67. Sabbath activity 68. English 101 subject 2 7 1 8 4 4 6 3 5 9 7 3 2 5 5 - • 9 69.sWent out, as a fire 70. Palm fruit 71. Borders Down 1. Lot 2. Epiphany figures 3. Spanish liqueur 4. Parks in 1955 news — 1 llivzw 5 ■ L Entice 6. Copy edit 7. Fallen angel 8. Liveliness 9. Grant 10. Southern California metropolis 11. “The Barber of Seville,” e.g. 12. Full range 13. Snail trail 21. Baby grand, e.g. 25. Butts into 26. Units of resistance 27. Stink to high heaven 28. Greek cheese 29. Lacking an arch 34. Establish boundaries 36. Truth o r ___(slumber party game) 37. Swear 38. Not as much 40. Abysmal test score 42. Needle point? 45. Narcissist 48. Ahead 51. Confined in a cage 52. A mite 53. German wine valley 55. Hit hard 58. Side squared, for a square 59. Scored 100 on 60. Male monarch 61. “If a ll___fa ils ...” 62. Deli breads 6 2 8 9 4 8 6 2 The objective of Sudoku is to fill all the blank squares with the correct numbers, from 1 to 9. Every row, column and square must include all digits, 1 through 9, in any order. Office Cat Rooty says thank you to all our volunteers who work so hard to keep us moving forward. You're the best! Thank you!
