Street roots
Aug. 3, 2012
2012 United States Governmen
Terrorist Identification Chart
Neighbor named Hemingway
By Jay Thiemeyer
he’s leaving in his wheechair
heading home from the bar
(he misses her
you can tell that)
TERRORIST TERRORIST TERRORIST
TRAINING
BIOLOGICAL
WEAPON
TERRORIST
MILITIA
TERRORIST
(RUNNING
w /I.E.D .)
TERRORIST
WRITER
SCOTTISH
TERRORIST
his SRO is three blocks down
and to the left
on the second floor.
SENIOR
TERRORISTS
he will have to wait
till a neighbor shows
to help him up.
'FICTIONAL
TERRORIST
used to waiting
used to being alone
he doesn’t make a complaint
or say a thing
TERRORIST
WHO STARES
AT GOATS
considering this and what awaits him
in his sullen room
he takes his time
TERRORIST
GENERAL
TERRORIST
SCOUT
TERRORIST
WINNER
ARMED
TERRORIST
preferring the rain outside
to the cool hollow within.
ARMED
TERRORIST
(he misses her
TERRORIST
COMMUNICATIONS
TERRORIST
BATTLECRUISER
(Oakland, CA)
TERRORIST
PROPAGANDA
TERRORIST
"STRUCTURE"
(Oakland, CA)
EXTRA-TERRORIST
(w /A lien Hover
Technology)
TERRORIST
GESTURE
you can tell that)
TENT OF MASS
DESTRUCTION
OTHER
TERRORIST
GESTURE
TERRORISTS
NEARBY!"
"The illusion of freedom (in America] will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion.
At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery,
they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way,
and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater." -F R A N K ZAPPA
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Answers on page 6
Sudoku
Crossword
Across
1. Brainy
6. Commoner
10. Records
14. Lake crasser
15. Wear the crown
16. Australian e x p o rt.
17. Discrimination of older people
18. Wood sorrels
1 9 .18-wheeler
20. Let down
22. Arrow-leaved plant
23. Minor quarrel
24. Showy
26. “Carmina Burana” composer
30. “The best things in life ___
free”
31. Tail motion
32. Command to a dog
33. Socially challenged person
35. Cross, maybe
39. Multicellular, eukaryotic
organisms
41. Strip another of freedom
43. Fish that lays an egg case
called a mermaid’s purse
44. Audition tape
46. Cupid, to the Greeks
47. To a n d ___
49. Needlefish
50. Puts in stitches
51. Intentionally abandon
54. Crumbs
56. Sound rebound
57. Rolex, for one
63. Time on hold
64. Opera solo
65. Frigidly
66. Marine eagle
67. Sabbath activity
68. English 101 subject
2
7
1 8 4
4
6
3
5
9
7
3
2
5
5
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9
69.sWent out, as a fire
70. Palm fruit
71. Borders
Down
1. Lot
2. Epiphany figures
3. Spanish liqueur
4. Parks in 1955 news
— 1 llivzw
5 ■ L Entice
6. Copy edit
7. Fallen angel
8. Liveliness
9. Grant
10. Southern California metropolis
11. “The Barber of Seville,” e.g.
12. Full range
13. Snail trail
21. Baby grand, e.g.
25. Butts into
26. Units of resistance
27. Stink to high heaven
28. Greek cheese
29. Lacking an arch
34. Establish boundaries
36. Truth o r ___(slumber party
game)
37. Swear
38. Not as much
40. Abysmal test score
42. Needle point?
45. Narcissist
48. Ahead
51. Confined in a cage
52. A mite
53. German wine valley
55. Hit hard
58. Side squared, for a square
59. Scored 100 on
60. Male monarch
61. “If a ll___fa ils ...”
62. Deli breads
6
2
8
9
4
8
6
2
The objective of Sudoku is to fill all the blank squares with the
correct numbers, from 1 to 9. Every row, column and square must
include all digits, 1 through 9, in any order.
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thank you to all our
volunteers who work so
hard to keep us moving
forward. You're the best!
Thank you!