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16 street roots July 20 2012 a rE YOU or your business a frequent traveller ? gh Hotels4Change Cancer (June 21-July 22) A rolling stone gathers no moss, but only If It showers once In a while. Get your restless feet, your wandering eyes, your gypsy heart and the rest of you Into a bathtub, stat. Like most of the ice cream in Portland, the rest of the month will be a sticky mix of familiar flavors and strange ingredients that just barely belong. Brace yourself for a funky aftertaste come August. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Are you absolutely sure that the state of Arkansas exists? Have you ever actually met anybody from Arkansas? Well, you’re about to. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Keep an eye on the sky this month. You’ll catch some great sunsets. Also, there’s a water balloon with your name on it. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) “Any humans out there wondering if we miss our privates after we get fixed - WE DO. #guiltthehumans,” tweeted George Bailey, mayoral candidate Jefferson Smith’s puggle, last week Aries (March 21-April 19) Word on the street is that Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) When work gets you down, and life is generally crappy, just keep telling yourself (@GeorgeBaileyDog). Don’t ask the obvious questions. there’s a new reason to shut your window at night: bed bugs are now piggybacking on squirrels and sneaking that it could be worse. It could be “The Hunger Games” played on a continuous loop, and you all “Alexed” from Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) Leopard print — sexy, into your home. But that free armchair you found on the or kind of creepy in a casting-couch/aging trophy wife street should be fine. “A Clockwork Orange.” sort of way? You don’t care — keep rocking it, Sag! Taurus (April 20-May 20) It’s time for suspenders to Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The sun is shining here in make a real comeback, and it’s up to you to force them Portland, which means that “free” boxes are popping Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) Rumor is, former upon the 21st century. You’re on your own, but this up like acne across the city. There is a dog-chewed congressman Anthony Weiner is “seriously considering” ain’t a bad city to start in. pair of Crocs and mildewed copy of “Catcher In The a run for mayor of NYC. If he’s got the balls to stop Rye” in your future. dwelling on past embarrassments, so can you. Be bold! Gemini (May 21-June 20) Ghosts are real! Remember that come August. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Street Boots 211 NW Davis St. Portland, OR 97209 SUPPORT STREET ROOTS WITH A CONTRIBUTION OF; Return service requested. $35 $50 $100’ $250 $500 $_____ Send your check to: Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR, 97209 Street Roots is a 501 (c)3, nonprofit organization. Your donation may be tax deductible. Or donate securely online at www.streetroots.org
