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16 street roots Feb. 17, 2012 The December-June Street Roots Rose City Resource is here! If you or your agency would like to schedule a pick-up please contact us at israel@streetroots.org or call 5 0 3 .2 2 8 .5 6 5 7 Take a cue from Jupiter. He’s not only the most dense planet in the solar system, he’s the fastest. He also has 66 moons, so you know where the party is! The key to such bounty lies in a bazillion years of patience and astounding levels of galactic compression. Until then, when your life is at it’s darkest, look up. You are not alone. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Venus is hanging around your house longer than usual so take advantage of the vapors! Breathe deep and let the hottest planet In the solar system soften you up a bit. Not literally, of course. The sulfuric acid and carbon dioxide levels would snuff you out like a bug. Figuratively, however, you’re burning up with desire, and Venus is here to help. So breathe deep — and hit the dance floor! Come on! Vogue! Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today could be the Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Plant more, pick less. day. There is always that potential. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Forgetfulness is an important function of the brain. Be thankful you don’t remember everything, that moments have been lost forever, and that the awefulness that will be next Friday shall pass. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Things will only get better once you start getting more sleep. When you sleep, you’re not doing things, forcing those things to take care of themselves more often, and that’s when things get better. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Why, when you’re surrounded by so much love and abundance, would you think that the best doesn’t come until after you’re dead? Take another look around you and reconsider where heaven really lies. Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) This year is a leap year, which is totally awesome because it means we are going to make up for the quarter of a day we have lost for the past four new years. The leap day is especially auspicious for all things important. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Don’t suck the joy out of today by worrying about tomorrow, and don’t long for Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) When I was a wee a new moon tomorrow when the one you have stands undergrad at Soup Can College my friends used to vigil every night. You have everything you need right tell me I wouldn’t amount to anything more than a here, right now. watery base of cream of tomato. But I studied hard and worked out and my can brain was soon filled with Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Wandering through your house of illusions again? Feeling like it’s getting vegetables and noodles and chunks of chicken. This Aries (March 21-April 19) There will come a is all to say that you too can one day become a world point when you will delete, wholesale, at least half of a little crowded in there lately? It will clear out near renowned soup can staff writer so long as you focus the end of the month, and that fog of delusional the 18,302 messages you have in your inbox. It will your energy, do what you’re passionate about and feel wonderful, and you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it thinking, as cool as it can be, will lift. It will be sooner, and then you’ll remember this horoscope and replaced, however, with delirium, coupled with giggle remember to eat well. But I’m forewarning you, you fits like you haven’t seen since third grade. This will will probably never be as good as me. Street Roots 211 NW Davis St. Portland, OR 97209 SUPPORT STREET ROOTS WITH A CONTRIBUTION OF: Return service requested. $35 $50 $100 $250 $500 $_ _ _ _ _ Send your check to: Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR, 97209 Street Roots is a 501 (c)3, nonprofit organization. Your donation may be tax deductible. Or donate securely online at www.streetroots.org
