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street roots
Feb. 17, 2012
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Take a cue from Jupiter. He’s not only the most
dense planet in the solar system, he’s the fastest.
He also has 66 moons, so you know where the
party is! The key to such bounty lies in a bazillion
years of patience and astounding levels of
galactic compression. Until then, when your life is
at it’s darkest, look up. You are not alone.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Venus is hanging
around your house longer than usual so take
advantage of the vapors! Breathe deep and let the
hottest planet In the solar system soften you up a bit.
Not literally, of course. The sulfuric acid and carbon
dioxide levels would snuff you out like a bug.
Figuratively, however, you’re burning up with desire,
and Venus is here to help. So breathe deep — and hit
the dance floor! Come on! Vogue!
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today could be the
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Plant more, pick less.
day. There is always that potential.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Forgetfulness is an
important function of the brain. Be thankful you don’t
remember everything, that moments have been lost
forever, and that the awefulness that will be next
Friday shall pass.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Things will only get
better once you start getting more sleep. When you
sleep, you’re not doing things, forcing those things to
take care of themselves more often, and that’s when
things get better.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) Why, when you’re
surrounded by so much love and abundance, would
you think that the best doesn’t come until after you’re
dead? Take another look around you and reconsider
where heaven really lies.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) This year is a leap
year, which is totally awesome because it means we
are going to make up for the quarter of a day we have
lost for the past four new years. The leap day is
especially auspicious for all things important.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Don’t suck the joy out of
today by worrying about tomorrow, and don’t long for Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) When I was a wee
a new moon tomorrow when the one you have stands undergrad at Soup Can College my friends used to
vigil every night. You have everything you need right tell me I wouldn’t amount to anything more than a
here, right now.
watery base of cream of tomato. But I studied hard
and worked out and my can brain was soon filled with
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Wandering through
your house of illusions again? Feeling like it’s getting vegetables and noodles and chunks of chicken. This
Aries (March 21-April 19) There will come a
is all to say that you too can one day become a world
point when you will delete, wholesale, at least half of a little crowded in there lately? It will clear out near
renowned soup can staff writer so long as you focus
the end of the month, and that fog of delusional
the 18,302 messages you have in your inbox. It will
your energy, do what you’re passionate about and
feel wonderful, and you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it thinking, as cool as it can be, will lift. It will be
sooner, and then you’ll remember this horoscope and replaced, however, with delirium, coupled with giggle remember to eat well. But I’m forewarning you, you
fits like you haven’t seen since third grade. This will
will probably never be as good as me.
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