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Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, December 21, 2022 Page A-7 Tale s fro m th e ru ral Patro l (Editor’s note: Factual information for ‘Tales’ is provided by the Josephine County Sheriff’s Office. All persons listed are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Charges can be amended or dismissed.) *** Sunday, Dec. 11 *A customer escorted a mouthy trespasser out of Grocery Outlet in the 300 block of S. Redwood Hwy. at 5:12 p.m. *At 10:43 p.m. there was a report of a woman screaming in the 1500 block of Lone Mountain Road. However, when the dispatcher called back for an update, a guy said he did not phone 911. Monday, Dec. 12 *A gal in the 6600 block of Rockydale Road felt entitled to a trailer because a dog impregnated another canine. She did not know the make or model of the trailer, and did not have a bill of sale. The and was advised to find a warmer spot for shelter. (CYA, cover your anatomy.) *A screaming woman in a pink shawl and red shoes tried to enter strangers’ homes near N. Kerby Avenue and W. River Street at 2:54 p.m. She was warned for disorderly conduct (DOC), advised against going on private property without being invited, and provided with a resource list. *Residents in the 500 block of Schumacher Street did not appreciate green laser lights shining into their window at 4:24 p.m. They were concerned that the glare could blind them and their emotional support cat. license plate number was another missing link, but she did produce a blurry picture. *A woman thought someone may have been assaulted near Laurel Road and Walters Drive at 7:07 p.m. because she heard a voice say, “They need to wrap something around his head.” Tuesday, Dec. 13 *The driver of a purple Ford Ranger rammed into a Honda and pushed it under a sign in the 100 block of S. Redwood Hwy. at 1:27 a.m. *A very skinny gal in cheetah leggings and a purple jacket was screaming at no one at 1:14 p.m. in the 100 block of S. Redwood Hwy. Thursday, Dec. 15 *Siskiyou Pines Development was at odds with Cave Junction City Hall at 12:10 p.m. Issues since March 2021 include lack of permits, theft of water, and dumping waste into sewage lines without paying for Wednesday, Dec. 14 *A fellow was crawling with his pants down around his knees in a field near the 200 block of W. Watkins Street at 1:20 p.m. He refused medical assistance I .V. gUNS & AMMO 541-592-3349 WHErE’S THE ALArM? The volunteers and staff of the Illinois Valley Fire District Responded to these recent Emergency calls Monday 12/13/2021 22 MP 199, Fire Assist to Public 500 blk LAKESHORE DR, Medical Emergency 500 blk CAVES HWY, Medical Emergency 6400 blk TAKILMA RD,Medical Emergency Tuesday 12/14/2021 2000 blk LONE MOUNTAIN RD, Medical Emergency 1700 blk DRAPER VALLEY RD, Medical Emergency 34 MP 199, Traffic Accident 100 blk N JUNCTION AVE, Medical Emergency 3000 blk HOLLAND LOOP RD, Traffic Accident 23 MP 199, Traffic Accident CAVES HWY / WHITE SCHOOLHOUSE RD, Traffic Accident 1100 blk CAVES HWY, Traffic Accident 300 blk W LISTER ST, Medical Emergency services. *A trespasser in the 300 block of S. Redwood Hwy. grumbled about how ‘anyone owns anything’ at 12:27 p.m. *A stolen Suzuki Accent 250 was recovered near Redwood Hwy. and Rockydale Road at 2:40 p.m. Zachary Dakota Lyon was detained in Josephine County Jail (JCJ) for unauthorized use of vehicle (UUV) and a misdemeanor warrant from Grants Pass Police Department (GPPD) for failure to appear (FTA) for second-degree trespass. *A Stihl chainsaw was missing from the 2000 block of Rockydale Road at 4:59 p.m. *A fellow in the 27500 block of Redwood Hwy. asked a citizen to call law enforcement because he was going to hurt himself. JCSO accommodated his wishes, and Philip Nerpel was detained in JCJ for first-degree criminal mischief. *At 7:40 p.m. a gal with dreadlocks broke a window to gain access to a residence in the 600 block of Lone Mountain Road. Friday, Dec. 16 *At 10:13 a.m. a gal in the 37700 block of Redwood Hwy. returned from vacation to find that her home had been ransacked. Numerous items, including outbuildings and the well pump were stolen. *A gal with no pants was trespassed from businesses in the 300 block of Caves Hwy. At 12:16 p.m. a Good Samaritan provided food and warm clothes to the unfortunate soul. Saturday, Dec. 17 *No cable? Blame the hellion that vandalized a Charter Communications box in the 1200 block of Lakeshore Drive at 3:40 p.m. *Dogs killed a mini-horse and a donkey in the 200 block of Briar Lane at 4:31 p.m. The canines were impounded. Exclusive dealer of Viper Tactical Arms Wednesday 12/15/2021 GLENDON RD / REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency 36500 blk REDWOOD HWY, Traffic Accident 25300 blk REDWOOD HWY, Open Burn 100 blk DEER CREEK RD, Medical Emergency Thursday 12/16/2021 3900 blk ROCKYDALE RD, Structure Fire 24500 blk REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency Friday 12/17/2021 500 blk E RIVER ST, Fire Alarm W RIVER ST / N REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency REDWOOD HWY / W 6TH ST, Traffic Accident Saturday 12/18/2021 REDWOOD HWY / AIRPORT DR, Lift Assist 1000 blk IDLEWILD DR, Open Burn Sunday 12/19/2021 300 blk N OLD STAGE RD, Lift Assist 28200 blk REDWOOD HWY, Lift Assist VISIT IVFD ONLINE AT ivfire.com or facebook.com/ivfire Puzzles brought to you by Across 1. Camera stand 6. Adjoin 11. Bustle 12. Echo sounder 14. Consumer (2wds.) 17. Social status 18. Yuletide 19. Reject with contempt 21. A mutual promise to marry 23. Graphics 24. A unit of surface area 26. Money in Russia 28. Carmine 29. Barbaric 32. Develop gradually 35. 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