Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, December 21, 2022
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Tale s fro m th e ru ral Patro l
(Editor’s note: Factual information for
‘Tales’ is provided by the Josephine
County Sheriff’s Office. All persons listed
are innocent until proven guilty in a
court of law. Charges can be amended or
dismissed.)
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Sunday, Dec. 11
*A customer escorted a
mouthy trespasser out of Grocery
Outlet in the 300 block of S.
Redwood Hwy. at 5:12 p.m.
*At 10:43 p.m. there was
a report of a woman screaming
in the 1500 block of Lone
Mountain Road. However, when
the dispatcher called back for an
update, a guy said he did not phone
911.
Monday, Dec. 12
*A gal in the 6600 block of
Rockydale Road felt entitled to a
trailer because a dog impregnated
another canine. She did not know
the make or model of the trailer,
and did not have a bill of sale. The
and was advised to find a warmer
spot for shelter. (CYA, cover your
anatomy.)
*A screaming woman in
a pink shawl and red shoes tried
to enter strangers’ homes near
N. Kerby Avenue and W. River
Street at 2:54 p.m. She was warned
for disorderly conduct (DOC),
advised against going on private
property without being invited, and
provided with a resource list.
*Residents in the 500
block of Schumacher Street did
not appreciate green laser lights
shining into their window at 4:24
p.m. They were concerned that the
glare could blind them and their
emotional support cat.
license plate number was another
missing link, but she did produce a
blurry picture.
*A woman thought someone
may have been assaulted near
Laurel Road and Walters Drive
at 7:07 p.m. because she heard
a voice say, “They need to wrap
something around his head.”
Tuesday, Dec. 13
*The driver of a purple Ford
Ranger rammed into a Honda and
pushed it under a sign in the 100
block of S. Redwood Hwy. at 1:27
a.m.
*A very skinny gal in
cheetah leggings and a purple
jacket was screaming at no one at
1:14 p.m. in the 100 block of S.
Redwood Hwy.
Thursday, Dec. 15
*Siskiyou Pines
Development was at odds with
Cave Junction City Hall at 12:10
p.m. Issues since March 2021
include lack of permits, theft of
water, and dumping waste into
sewage lines without paying for
Wednesday, Dec. 14
*A fellow was crawling with
his pants down around his knees
in a field near the 200 block of
W. Watkins Street at 1:20 p.m.
He refused medical assistance
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WHErE’S
THE ALArM?
The volunteers and staff of the
Illinois Valley Fire District
Responded to these recent Emergency calls
Monday 12/13/2021
22 MP 199, Fire Assist to Public
500 blk LAKESHORE DR, Medical Emergency
500 blk CAVES HWY, Medical Emergency
6400 blk TAKILMA RD,Medical Emergency
Tuesday 12/14/2021
2000 blk LONE MOUNTAIN RD, Medical Emergency
1700 blk DRAPER VALLEY RD, Medical Emergency
34 MP 199, Traffic Accident
100 blk N JUNCTION AVE, Medical Emergency
3000 blk HOLLAND LOOP RD, Traffic Accident
23 MP 199, Traffic Accident
CAVES HWY / WHITE SCHOOLHOUSE RD, Traffic Accident
1100 blk CAVES HWY, Traffic Accident
300 blk W LISTER ST, Medical Emergency
services.
*A trespasser in the 300
block of S. Redwood Hwy.
grumbled about how ‘anyone owns
anything’ at 12:27 p.m.
*A stolen Suzuki Accent 250
was recovered near Redwood Hwy.
and Rockydale Road at 2:40 p.m.
Zachary Dakota Lyon was detained
in Josephine County Jail (JCJ) for
unauthorized use of vehicle (UUV)
and a misdemeanor warrant from
Grants Pass Police Department
(GPPD) for failure to appear (FTA)
for second-degree trespass.
*A Stihl chainsaw was
missing from the 2000 block of
Rockydale Road at 4:59 p.m.
*A fellow in the 27500 block
of Redwood Hwy. asked a citizen
to call law enforcement because he
was going to hurt himself. JCSO
accommodated his wishes, and
Philip Nerpel was detained in JCJ
for first-degree criminal mischief.
*At 7:40 p.m. a gal with
dreadlocks broke a window to gain
access to a residence in the 600
block of Lone Mountain Road.
Friday, Dec. 16
*At 10:13 a.m. a gal in the
37700 block of Redwood Hwy.
returned from vacation to find
that her home had been ransacked.
Numerous items, including
outbuildings and the well pump
were stolen.
*A gal with no pants was
trespassed from businesses in the
300 block of Caves Hwy. At 12:16
p.m. a Good Samaritan provided
food and warm clothes to the
unfortunate soul.
Saturday, Dec. 17
*No cable? Blame the
hellion that vandalized a Charter
Communications box in the 1200
block of Lakeshore Drive at 3:40
p.m.
*Dogs killed a mini-horse
and a donkey in the 200 block
of Briar Lane at 4:31 p.m. The
canines were impounded.
Exclusive dealer of Viper Tactical Arms
Wednesday 12/15/2021
GLENDON RD / REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency
36500 blk REDWOOD HWY, Traffic Accident
25300 blk REDWOOD HWY, Open Burn
100 blk DEER CREEK RD, Medical Emergency
Thursday 12/16/2021
3900 blk ROCKYDALE RD, Structure Fire
24500 blk REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency
Friday 12/17/2021
500 blk E RIVER ST, Fire Alarm
W RIVER ST / N REDWOOD HWY, Medical Emergency
REDWOOD HWY / W 6TH ST, Traffic Accident
Saturday 12/18/2021
REDWOOD HWY / AIRPORT DR, Lift Assist
1000 blk IDLEWILD DR, Open Burn
Sunday 12/19/2021
300 blk N OLD STAGE RD, Lift Assist
28200 blk REDWOOD HWY, Lift Assist
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Puzzles brought to you by
Across
1. Camera stand
6. Adjoin
11. Bustle
12. Echo sounder
14. Consumer (2wds.)
17. Social status
18. Yuletide
19. Reject with contempt
21. A mutual promise to
marry
23. Graphics
24. A unit of surface area
26. Money in Russia
28. Carmine
29. Barbaric
32. Develop gradually
35. By way of
36. Savoury jelly
38. Shade tree
39. A single person or thing
40. Be deserving
44. Hesitate
46. Open to the outside
47. The act of binding
49. Loud noise following light-
ening
52. 3rd planet from the sun
53. Possesses
54. Come together
55. Grommet
Down
2. Cowboy exhibition
3. Ballet step
4. Lyric poem
5. Vertical fin
6. Cravat
7. Male hog
8. Disentangle
9. Body decoration (Abbv.)
10. Closely confined
13. Fall back
15. Neither
16. Super-
20. Crawl
22. Embrace
25. Increase the number of
rotations per minute
27. Edible seeds of legumi-
nous plants
29. Slender
30. Be unwell
31. Bela Lugosi’s portrayal
33. Vitality
34. Sea
37. Be angry
39. Should
41. Narrow natural elevation
42. Wrath
43. Novice
45. Gambling stake
48. Sweet potato
50. Used as fodder
51. Apply