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Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, December 21, 2016 Page A-9 Letters to Santa: Ms. Clements’ second Grade Dear Santa, How are your reindeer? Do they have enough food and water? How do your reindeer fly? How do your elves make all those toys in one night? What I want for Christmas is a flute. Santa may I please have an iPhone. My wish is for all wars around the world to stop so we can all live in peace. I, also, wish for everyone to have a good Christmas. Why did the snowman have strips? . . . . Because they looked snow good on him.What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton before diner? . . . Bon appetite. Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho! SantaLove, Maliyah Dear Santa, What are the names of your reindeer? How many elves do you have? Are you working hard and what all do you do? Are you, grumpy Santa? I want a lot of things for Christmas but the best thing I will like is some crayons. I wish for everyone in the world to have a great Christmas day. Oh by the way I heard in Japan they like to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken on Christmas Day. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus on a stormy Christmas Eve? . . . . “Come see the rain deer!”Which puppy won the prize fight? . . . .The boxes. I’m leaving you some cookies so stop by my house. Try to stay warm. Morgan Dear Santa, Why does Rudolph have a red nose? How are your reindeers? How do your elves make toys? For Christmas I would like an x box because my old xbox is broken. I would like a toy drone too and I would like internet. Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? . . . Because the captain was standing on the deck. Ho! Ho! Ho! Why did the cookie go to the hospital?. . .Because it felt crummy. I love you, Santa. Love Hunnter Dear Santa, How do your reindeer fly? Are you ever grumpy Santa? How do you fit all those toys in your red sleigh? For Christmas I really want My Little Pet Shop and zootopia also. Why did the boy jump in the water? . . . . Because there was a catfish! What so you call a snowman in April?. . . . A puddle! Please reply Santa. Adryanna Dear Santa, Are you sick from that long snowy, windy and rainy ride after you dropped off all those presents? Did the elves do all the hard work making the toys? Is it really snowy where you live? I would really like a real go cart for Christmas and a remote dog monster truck too. I want to be a super hero to save the day. What reindeer do you find at the Olympics?.......The hundred-yard Dasher. What do you call an elf that drinks too much hot chocolate?.......A cocoa-nut. Have a Happy New Year, Santa. Sleep tight. Love, Earl Dear Santa, How do you get in my house because I don’t have a Santa key? By the way do you have Rudolph because he is my favorite deer? What is your favorite color red, blue, purple or pink? I don’t know. Santa may I have a smart phone for Christmas? As I was saying please come to my house Santa and give me an X-Box 360. For the world I want everybody to have presents under the tree. Everybody loves you Santa. What has two heads, four eyes, six feet and one tail and a long white beard?......Santa Claus sitting on a reindeer! If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race who would win?.....The cabbage because it’s ahead. Ha! Ha! Ha! Duck when you see a bird! Love, Christopher Dear Santa, How do you fly carefully? How do you fly? What are your reindeers names? I would like a smart phone for Christmas. I wish for the wars to stop, and thank you for everything! What do cats have that no other animals have?. . . . Kittens. What do you do when it’s raining cats and dogs?. . . . You step in a poodle. I wish you a merry Christmas! Love, Aurora Dear Santa, How are you, Santa? Why do you have Rudolf the red nose reindeer in your barn at the North Pole? Santa, I would like a tablet and X-Box for Christmas. Please, I wish everybody would love each other and the world would have peace. Why should you never go to the beach with Frosty the Snowman?. . . . He can be a real drip.How does a penguin dive into the Arctic Ocean?. . . . . Head first. Merry Christmas, Santa. Love, Iver Dear Santa, How do your elves make the toy machines? How many deer do you have? What are your reindeer names? May I have a make-up set for Christmas? I would also like to go and see my family in Georgia. I would also like for everyone to have a present and food for Christmas. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Gladys! Gladys who? . . . Gladys aren’t you!What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus on a stormy Christmas Eve? . . . . . Come see the rain dear. Are you stopping by my house? I am going to Georgia, I hope to see presents there. Love, Abby Dear Santa, Do you have a red nose reindeer? Why do you have reindeer? I would like a batman t-rat robot please. I would also like an Optimums Prime poster. Why was Annie Oakley a good art teacher?. . . .Because she was quick on the draw.Why did Bambi go to singing class?. . . .Because he wanted to be a balled-deer. Love, William Dear Santa, How do all of your elves make toys? How are your reindeer? How many do you have? I would like for everybody to have a good Christmas. I want a toy drone and watch Dogs #2 and Nerf guns. Why is six afraid of seven?.....Because seven ate nine. Where is a beavers favorite place?.....Hollywood. Please stop by my house first. Love, Abel Dear Santa, Why do you live on the North Pole? Santa, how old are you? Santa, why do you wear a red suit? Santa, please make wars stop. Santa, I do not want anything for Christmas, my mom is getting me gifts. What do you call tough little city pups? . . . . New Yorkies! Which puppies come from Spain? . . . Cocker Spaniards! Merry Christmas. From, Averi Dear Santa, How do you pass across the cold night? I feel bad for you. What are the reindeer names? Santa I will like a coloring set for Christmas please and I would like a Mary Jane, my baby sister to get a match book so I can help her with math. Santa, I would like the people in the world to have food and presents for the Holidays. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary Who? . . . . Merry Christmas!!! What does Santa say when he works in his garden? . . . . Hoe!! Hoe!! Hoe!! Do not get caught by a kid watching out for you on Christmas Eve. Love Madysin Dear Santa, Santa do you have Rudolf the Red Nose reindeer at your house? How do you fly with all those reindeer and heavy sleigh, Santa? Santa, how old are you? Santa can I have a Smart Phone, Please. I would like my great, great, great grandma to have a good Christmas this Year!!!! Bob: Why is your dog wearing a clock around his neck?.....Because he is a watch dog. Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?.....He wanted to see time fly. Happy Christmas Eve Santa. Love ,Jozy Dear Santa, What does your sleigh look like? How many reindeer do you have? Why do you live at the North Pole? Can I have two Minecraft discs for Christmas please? It would help to also get two computers for the Minecraft discs. I would like world peace. What did Dracula draw in art class?.....He drew blood. What do you call a cow with no legs?.....Ground beef. Watch out for my sister. Love, Jaleel Dear Santa, Why does Rudolph have a red nose? How does Rudolph help you see in the dark on Christmas Eve? Why do elves shave? Why do elves have funny ears?I would like a smart phone for Christmas and an X-box 360. What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner?......I wish people would stop pushing us around. Why should you never go to the beach with Frosty the Snowman?.....He can be a real drip. Merry Christmas. Love, Gavin Dear Santa, How many reindeer do you have? Was I a good kid this year? I hope I was! What is your favorite color? May I please have a Minecraft DS game and a toy drone? I have been wanting these things ever since I knew they were a thing. For the world I would like peace. By that I mean for everyone to be relaxed and to have a great day. I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?.....A penny. What’s long, green and has sixteen wheels?.....An alligator on roller skates. Merry Christmas! Love, Skyler Dear Santa, How’s Rudolph and your reindeer doing? Do you have any kids and how’s Misses Claus doing? Also how are you doing? Can I please have a phone just like my mom’s phone for Christmas? I want two tablets for Christmas, one for me and one for Abbie. I would like for everyone to have a present for Christmas. Even for the people, animals and my mom and dad and you Santa. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus on a stormy Christmas Eve?.....Come see the rain dear. What animal keeps the best time?......A watch dog. Make sure to come to my house first! Love, Jayden Dear Santa, How do your reindeer fly? What kind of cookies do you like? What color is your favorite? For Christmas I would like a computer and a P.S. 4. For the world I wish everyone in the world will receive a present for Christmas. Why should you never go to the beach with Frosty the Snowman? . . . . Because he’s a big Drip. What do you call an elf that drinks to much hot chocolate? . . . A cocoa nut! Santa, you are awesome!!!!! Love Brenden Dear Santa, Do you use crayons to color? How can you fly your reindeer? Do you have a pet? I would like an I phone and a computer for Christmas, please. I would like everyone in the world to have a really lots of in their life. I love you, Santa. Maddalyn Dear Santa, Are you real? Do you have a sleigh or a jet pack or a car? Are your elves real? Santa, for Christmas could I get a Play Station 3 and a remote control boat, Please. May wish for the country is to not be at war ever. Jacob Dear Santa, I like my special doll from Dustin. He gave that to me at school. It is very special. And can I get more dolls for Christmas please. I love you! Anna Letters to Santa: Mrs. Gragg, third grade Dear santa, I have ben good this year. I wont a tablet for cristmas a tablet case. Barbies coloring Books crans barbie car. Markers. Colored pencils lps minecraftez playstation 3 wii Mario brothers Mario Party 8 trol toys seacret life of Pels toys an movie Love Nevaen Dear. Santa have I Been bad? how many presents will I get? May I have a little live Pet StachkaBle’s !? X Box 360 more cot’st. nail polish remover. Halo, minecraft, a Big fredy pillow, a miss clos Dress, I wish for one Day to see you’r face, ningogo, a Play Staoin for my Brother. Love: Kylie Dear Santa this year i wont for Christmas A sonicPlushe A frebefrasderPlushe i wont lo Legomine Figrs Like Joseph. Darrylin Dear Santa Claus If i have Been good I really want is a HatchimaL’s, Money Tablet, Phone isabell to Be My cousin, a new tv and Karaoke Machine, more stuff animals, For my grandma to visit us. der Santa I wos Good last yer I wont a xBoxone FlatScreen TV Dear Santa Claus, I hope you have a great Christmas and a new years eve and I wunt a Hatchimal, nail polish, nail polish remover, makeup bag, saper girl doll. I Love you Santa Claus. Love, Miahlee Mendes Deer Santa, I want a 3viloins, Xbox one, acrylic paints, glitter papper, snack, Russian doll, a fosen drese, fairie Books, all minecraft books. Your frend, Hailey DEAR Santa, I love Santa. Please bring A new Doll and A blg Doll have I love my friends Maria I love my teacher Dear Santa Claus, I was nice this year and I want stackables, X-box 360 games, Halo 5, glitter containers, a big pack of markers, the Holiday Sale! Ruger American .22LR or .22WMR Bolt-Action Rifles Reg. Price $359.00 On Sale through Saturday $299.99 Also in Stock: KelTec PMR30; KelTec KSG; Ruger Precision 308 2nd generation; Ruger Precision 6.5 Creedmoor 2nd generation Open Tue-Fri 10am-6pm, Christmas Eve Sat 10-Noon hol seres of DORK diaries, banchee, more doll house turitre, more stuff ammal, more thed a nedls, and more Nerf bullts. Love Alyssa Dear Santa, I think you sode tell your reindeers I sed thak you. I hope you hav a go Day. I wont Beanie Boos I think I mit get sup thing for the reindeer. I wont Peguie jowl, chun, and trtis benai Boos But you cin get me wat ever ones. LOVE Emily merry Christmas Dear Santa, I wold like a Hatchimal, A lap top, a lot of Swish toys A botel of gliter putty, A xbx 2, proget mc2 lipgloss making, and last but not least wold pease. Is rod of real or is he facke. I think he’s so fake it’s funny. Santa Im going to light a fire so you brne. Put the prests under the tree in My room. Love Janan Dear Santa Cluse, I have been so good I want a taco Terra climber and a and a Hatchimal the one that comes out of its chell and in my stocking I want a mere and I want calico critters that all I want but I rilly want is only 3 thigs so please please please! Love Emma Santa claus, I want a star war Lego. I am nice. I thick you are happy. I Love you Santa. Do you have randdere? Yes or no. love Santiago Dear Santa clause, I don’t know if I am on the nice or naughty list but if I am on the nice list here is my list of what I want for Christmas. Gaming chair, xbox 1, dishonored for ps4, far cry primal for ps4, minecraft for xbox mini fridge minecraft sotry mode the complete adventure, I phone, lap top tablet with key board case, playstation vr headset, playstation sky landers trap team, shy lander imaginators, call of duy infanate warfare for ps4, pokeman sun for 3ds, pokeman moon for 3ds, pokeman moon for 3ds, carch mind over mutant for xbox 360, watch gogs 2 for ps4, the last of us remastered, call of duty black ops 1 for xbox 360, revolfer, pistol BB gun, crossbow, paintball gun, rifle, paint ball gun, pistol, paint ball gun armor set, motorcycle helmet. Love, Aiden Kohler been good this year? (Yes or No) Thank you for last years presents This year I want a ketten, a bed for a kitten, water and food bowl for a kitten. I have the rest. I want a white kitten. Please, Please Please! I promis I will take care of HER. I also want some mony. JK! I want a PS3 in my room so I can play Minecaft. Love, Arrabella Dere Santa Claus, 2 Ninjagosets, 2 Mine crafts sets, wii, guitar, new airplaine, a new helicopter, a new Minecrafe game a phone and a cover for my phone. Taylor Dear Santa claus, I am hoping for a Ripstick Skateboard for Christmas pink & blue mixed. I’m hoping that you have a good Christmas this year & your elfs & miss Clause. Also I want a puppy a wessel, & a Violin. I will have a present for you & you reindeer. Also a new bunny cage for Easter. Ship to the northpole Love Ali Yost Dear, Santa Can you get me minecraft strory mode the complete adventure so and also i want Mario maker for a Nintendo 3ds. Her are more. Xbox 360 Grand theft 5 Skylanders imaginators Halo 2, 4, and 5 3ds Pokemon sun and moon Random pokemon plushies a phone chocolate pen 36 mine carft charecters tiny Youtube account your frind, Billy Dear Mr and Mrs Claus, We’ll be leaving some treats out for the reindeer. I would like lego elves, littlest pet shop and Animal Jam play wild on my tablet. You can pack Love three cookies. P.S do you have a cat or dog? Merry Christmas Love Opal Jules Dear Santa Claus Santa have I been good all year this is what I want for cristmas lap top ps3 and games shoos and closes I’m not asking for much and a knew armadairtBike to. Thank you for agoing to be ten but thank you four 10 years of presents Love Jake Colton Minecraft story make the Complete Adventure. A pet Snake Dear Santa, I wont a Bear. And Some dolls. I wondered if I can have a dollhouse. Please and thank you I was good and I wont a good chrismas Party. and more and more I think you are nice I Love you and I want to get my mom back. Love Jasmyne Dear Santa, I wont a xbox one, nintindo, duart bike, a sega, skylanders. Love grayden Dear Santa, Have I
