Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, December 21, 2016
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Letters to Santa: Ms. Clements’ second Grade
Dear Santa,
How are your reindeer?
Do they have enough food and
water? How do your reindeer
fly? How do your elves make
all those toys in one night?
What I want for Christmas
is a flute. Santa may I please
have an iPhone. My wish is for
all wars around the world to stop
so we can all live in peace. I,
also, wish for everyone to have a
good Christmas.
Why did the snowman
have strips? . . . . Because they
looked snow good on him.What
did one skeleton say to the other
skeleton before diner? . . . Bon
appetite.
Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho!
Ho! SantaLove,
Maliyah
Dear Santa,
What are the names of
your reindeer? How many elves
do you have? Are you working
hard and what all do you do?
Are you, grumpy Santa? I want
a lot of things for Christmas but
the best thing I will like is some
crayons. I wish for everyone
in the world to have a great
Christmas day. Oh by the way
I heard in Japan they like to eat
Kentucky Fried Chicken on
Christmas Day.
What did Santa Claus
say to Mrs. Claus on a stormy
Christmas Eve? . . . . “Come see
the rain deer!”Which puppy won
the prize fight? . . . .The boxes.
I’m leaving you some
cookies so stop by my house.
Try to stay warm.
Morgan
Dear Santa,
Why does Rudolph have
a red nose? How are your
reindeers? How do your elves
make toys?
For Christmas I would like
an x box because my old xbox is
broken. I would like a toy drone
too and I would like internet.
Why couldn’t the sailors
play cards? . . . Because the
captain was standing on the
deck. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Why did the cookie go to
the hospital?. . .Because it felt
crummy.
I love you, Santa.
Love Hunnter
Dear Santa,
How do your reindeer fly?
Are you ever grumpy Santa?
How do you fit all those toys in
your red sleigh?
For Christmas I really
want My Little Pet Shop and
zootopia also.
Why did the boy jump in
the water? . . . . Because there
was a catfish! What so you
call a snowman in April?. . . . A
puddle!
Please reply Santa.
Adryanna
Dear Santa,
Are you sick from that
long snowy, windy and rainy
ride after you dropped off all
those presents? Did the elves
do all the hard work making the
toys? Is it really snowy where
you live?
I would really like a real
go cart for Christmas and a
remote dog monster truck too. I
want to be a super hero to save
the day.
What reindeer do you
find at the Olympics?.......The
hundred-yard Dasher. What
do you call an elf that drinks
too much hot chocolate?.......A
cocoa-nut.
Have a Happy New Year,
Santa. Sleep tight.
Love, Earl
Dear Santa,
How do you get in my
house because I don’t have a
Santa key? By the way do you
have Rudolph because he is
my favorite deer? What is your
favorite color red, blue, purple or
pink? I don’t know.
Santa may I have a smart
phone for Christmas? As I
was saying please come to my
house Santa and give me an
X-Box 360. For the world I
want everybody to have presents
under the tree. Everybody loves
you Santa.
What has two heads, four
eyes, six feet and one tail and
a long white beard?......Santa
Claus sitting on a
reindeer! If a carrot and a
cabbage ran a race who would
win?.....The cabbage because it’s
ahead. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Duck when you see a bird!
Love, Christopher
Dear Santa,
How do you fly carefully?
How do you fly? What are your
reindeers names?
I would like a smart phone
for Christmas. I wish for the
wars to stop, and thank you for
everything!
What do cats have that no
other animals have?. . . . Kittens.
What do you do when it’s
raining cats and dogs?. . . . You
step in a poodle.
I wish you a merry
Christmas!
Love, Aurora
Dear Santa,
How are you, Santa? Why
do you have Rudolf the red
nose reindeer in your barn at the
North Pole?
Santa, I would like a
tablet and X-Box for Christmas.
Please, I wish everybody would
love each other and the world
would have peace.
Why should you never
go to the beach with Frosty the
Snowman?. . . . He can be a real
drip.How does a penguin dive
into the Arctic Ocean?. . . . .
Head first.
Merry Christmas, Santa.
Love, Iver
Dear Santa,
How do your elves make
the toy machines? How many
deer do you have? What are
your reindeer names?
May I have a make-up
set for Christmas? I would also
like to go and see my family in
Georgia. I would also like for
everyone to have a present and
food for Christmas.
Knock, Knock! Who’s
there? Gladys! Gladys who? .
. . Gladys aren’t you!What did
Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus on
a stormy Christmas Eve? . . . . .
Come see the rain dear.
Are you stopping by my
house? I am going to Georgia, I
hope to see presents there.
Love, Abby
Dear Santa,
Do you have a red nose
reindeer? Why do you have
reindeer? I would like a batman
t-rat robot please. I would also
like an Optimums Prime poster.
Why was Annie Oakley a
good art teacher?. . . .Because
she was quick on the draw.Why
did Bambi go to singing class?.
. . .Because he wanted to be a
balled-deer.
Love, William
Dear Santa,
How do all of your
elves make toys? How are
your reindeer? How many
do you have? I would like
for everybody to have a good
Christmas. I want a toy drone
and watch Dogs #2 and Nerf
guns.
Why is six afraid of
seven?.....Because seven ate
nine. Where is a beavers favorite
place?.....Hollywood.
Please stop by my house
first.
Love, Abel
Dear Santa,
Why do you live on the
North Pole? Santa, how old are
you? Santa, why do you wear
a red suit? Santa, please make
wars stop. Santa, I do not want
anything for Christmas, my
mom is getting me gifts.
What do you call tough
little city pups? . . . . New
Yorkies! Which puppies
come from Spain? . . . Cocker
Spaniards!
Merry Christmas.
From, Averi
Dear Santa,
How do you pass across
the cold night? I feel bad for
you. What are the reindeer
names? Santa I will like a
coloring set for Christmas please
and I would like a Mary Jane,
my baby sister to get a match
book so I can help her with
math. Santa, I would like the
people in the world to have food
and presents for the Holidays.
Knock, Knock. Who’s
there? Mary. Mary Who? . . .
. Merry Christmas!!! What
does Santa say when he works
in his garden? . . . . Hoe!! Hoe!!
Hoe!!
Do not get caught by a
kid watching out for you on
Christmas Eve.
Love Madysin
Dear Santa,
Santa do you have Rudolf
the Red Nose reindeer at your
house? How do you fly with all
those reindeer and heavy sleigh,
Santa? Santa, how old are you?
Santa can I have a Smart Phone,
Please. I would like my great,
great, great grandma to have a
good Christmas this Year!!!!
Bob: Why is your dog
wearing a clock around his
neck?.....Because he is a watch
dog. Why did the boy throw the
clock out of the window?.....He
wanted to see time fly.
Happy Christmas Eve
Santa.
Love ,Jozy
Dear Santa,
What does your sleigh
look like? How many reindeer
do you have? Why do you live at
the North Pole? Can I have two
Minecraft discs for Christmas
please? It would help to also get
two computers for the Minecraft
discs. I would like world peace.
What did Dracula draw
in art class?.....He drew blood.
What do you call a cow with no
legs?.....Ground beef.
Watch out for my sister.
Love, Jaleel
Dear Santa,
Why does Rudolph have
a red nose? How does Rudolph
help you see in the dark on
Christmas Eve? Why do elves
shave? Why do elves have funny
ears?I would like a smart phone
for Christmas and an X-box 360.
What did the broom say to
the vacuum cleaner?......I wish
people would stop pushing us
around. Why should you never
go to the beach with Frosty the
Snowman?.....He can be a real
drip.
Merry Christmas.
Love, Gavin
Dear Santa,
How many reindeer do
you have? Was I a good kid this
year? I hope I was! What is your
favorite color?
May I please have a
Minecraft DS game and a toy
drone? I have been wanting
these things ever since I knew
they were a thing. For the world
I would like peace. By that I
mean for everyone to be relaxed
and to have a great day.
I have a head and a tail but
no body. What am I?.....A penny.
What’s long, green and has
sixteen wheels?.....An alligator
on roller skates.
Merry Christmas!
Love, Skyler
Dear Santa,
How’s Rudolph and your
reindeer doing? Do you have
any kids and how’s Misses
Claus doing? Also how are you
doing?
Can I please have a phone
just like my mom’s phone for
Christmas? I want two tablets
for Christmas, one for me and
one for Abbie. I would like for
everyone to have a present for
Christmas. Even for the people,
animals and my mom and dad
and you Santa.
What did Santa Claus
say to Mrs. Claus on a stormy
Christmas Eve?.....Come see the
rain dear. What animal keeps the
best time?......A watch dog.
Make sure to come to my
house first!
Love, Jayden
Dear Santa,
How do your reindeer
fly? What kind of cookies do
you like? What color is your
favorite? For Christmas I would
like a computer and a P.S. 4. For
the world I wish everyone in
the world will receive a present
for Christmas. Why should
you never go to the beach with
Frosty the Snowman? . . . .
Because he’s a big Drip. What
do you call an elf that drinks to
much hot chocolate? . . . A cocoa
nut!
Santa, you are
awesome!!!!!
Love Brenden
Dear Santa,
Do you use crayons to
color? How can you fly your
reindeer? Do you have a pet?
I would like an I phone and a
computer for Christmas, please.
I would like everyone in the
world to have a really lots of in
their life.
I love you, Santa.
Maddalyn
Dear Santa,
Are you real? Do you
have a sleigh or a jet pack or a
car? Are your elves real? Santa,
for Christmas could I get a Play
Station 3 and a remote control
boat, Please. May wish for the
country is to not be at war ever.
Jacob
Dear Santa,
I like my special doll
from Dustin. He gave that to
me at school. It is very special.
And can I get more dolls for
Christmas please.
I love you!
Anna
Letters to Santa: Mrs. Gragg, third grade
Dear santa, I have ben
good this year. I wont a tablet
for cristmas a tablet case.
Barbies coloring Books crans
barbie car. Markers. Colored
pencils lps minecraftez
playstation 3 wii Mario
brothers Mario Party 8 trol
toys seacret life of Pels toys
an movie Love Nevaen
Dear. Santa have I Been
bad? how many presents will
I get? May I have a little live
Pet StachkaBle’s !? X Box
360 more cot’st. nail polish
remover. Halo, minecraft, a
Big fredy pillow, a miss clos
Dress, I wish for one Day to
see you’r face, ningogo, a Play
Staoin for my Brother. Love:
Kylie
Dear Santa this
year i wont for Christmas
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Legomine Figrs Like Joseph.
Darrylin
Dear Santa Claus If i
have Been good I really want
is a HatchimaL’s, Money
Tablet, Phone isabell to Be My
cousin, a new tv and Karaoke
Machine, more stuff animals,
For my grandma to visit us.
der Santa I wos Good
last yer I wont a xBoxone
FlatScreen TV
Dear Santa Claus, I hope
you have a great Christmas
and a new years eve and I
wunt a Hatchimal, nail polish,
nail polish remover, makeup
bag, saper girl doll. I Love you
Santa Claus. Love, Miahlee
Mendes
Deer Santa, I want a
3viloins, Xbox one, acrylic
paints, glitter papper, snack,
Russian doll, a fosen drese,
fairie Books, all minecraft
books. Your frend, Hailey
DEAR Santa, I love
Santa. Please bring A new
Doll and A blg Doll have I
love my friends Maria I love
my teacher
Dear Santa Claus, I
was nice this year and I want
stackables, X-box 360 games,
Halo 5, glitter containers,
a big pack of markers, the
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banchee, more doll house
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more thed a nedls, and more
Nerf bullts. Love Alyssa
Dear Santa, I think you
sode tell your reindeers I sed
thak you. I hope you hav a
go Day. I wont Beanie Boos
I think I mit get sup thing for
the reindeer. I wont Peguie
jowl, chun, and trtis benai
Boos But you cin get me wat
ever ones. LOVE Emily merry
Christmas
Dear Santa, I wold like
a Hatchimal, A lap top, a lot
of Swish toys A botel of gliter
putty, A xbx 2, proget mc2
lipgloss making, and last but
not least wold pease. Is rod
of real or is he facke. I think
he’s so fake it’s funny. Santa
Im going to light a fire so you
brne. Put the prests under the
tree in My room. Love Janan
Dear Santa Cluse, I have
been so good I want a taco
Terra climber and a and a
Hatchimal the one that comes
out of its chell and in my
stocking I want a mere and I
want calico critters that all I
want but I rilly want is only 3
thigs so please please please!
Love Emma
Santa claus, I want a star
war Lego. I am nice. I thick
you are happy. I Love you
Santa. Do you have randdere?
Yes or no. love Santiago
Dear Santa clause, I
don’t know if I am on the
nice or naughty list but if I
am on the nice list here is
my list of what I want for
Christmas. Gaming chair,
xbox 1, dishonored for
ps4, far cry primal for ps4,
minecraft for xbox mini fridge
minecraft sotry mode the
complete adventure, I phone,
lap top tablet with key board
case, playstation vr headset,
playstation sky landers trap
team, shy lander imaginators,
call of duy infanate warfare
for ps4, pokeman sun for
3ds, pokeman moon for 3ds,
pokeman moon for 3ds, carch
mind over mutant for xbox
360, watch gogs 2 for ps4,
the last of us remastered, call
of duty black ops 1 for xbox
360, revolfer, pistol BB gun,
crossbow, paintball gun, rifle,
paint ball gun, pistol, paint
ball gun armor set, motorcycle
helmet. Love, Aiden Kohler
been good this year? (Yes or
No) Thank you for last years
presents This year I want
a ketten, a bed for a kitten,
water and food bowl for a
kitten. I have the rest. I want
a white kitten. Please, Please
Please! I promis I will take
care of HER. I also want some
mony. JK! I want a PS3 in my
room so I can play Minecaft.
Love, Arrabella
Dere Santa Claus, 2
Ninjagosets, 2 Mine crafts
sets, wii, guitar, new airplaine,
a new helicopter, a new
Minecrafe game a phone and a
cover for my phone. Taylor
Dear Santa claus, I
am hoping for a Ripstick
Skateboard for Christmas pink
& blue mixed. I’m hoping that
you have a good Christmas
this year & your elfs & miss
Clause. Also I want a puppy
a wessel, & a Violin. I will
have a present for you & you
reindeer. Also a new bunny
cage for Easter. Ship to the
northpole Love Ali Yost
Dear, Santa Can you
get me minecraft strory mode
the complete adventure so
and also i want Mario maker
for a Nintendo 3ds. Her are
more. Xbox 360 Grand theft 5
Skylanders imaginators Halo
2, 4, and 5 3ds Pokemon sun
and moon Random pokemon
plushies a phone chocolate
pen 36 mine carft charecters
tiny Youtube account your
frind, Billy
Dear Mr and Mrs Claus,
We’ll be leaving some treats
out for the reindeer. I would
like lego elves, littlest pet shop
and Animal Jam play wild on
my tablet. You can pack Love
three cookies. P.S do you have
a cat or dog? Merry Christmas
Love Opal Jules
Dear Santa Claus Santa
have I been good all year this
is what I want for cristmas lap
top ps3 and games shoos and
closes I’m not asking for much
and a knew armadairtBike to.
Thank you for agoing to be ten
but thank you four 10 years of
presents Love Jake
Colton Minecraft
story make the Complete
Adventure. A pet Snake
Dear Santa, I wont
a Bear. And Some dolls. I
wondered if I can have a
dollhouse. Please and thank
you I was good and I wont a
good chrismas Party. and more
and more I think you are nice I
Love you and I want to get my
mom back. Love Jasmyne
Dear Santa, I wont a
xbox one, nintindo, duart
bike, a sega, skylanders. Love
grayden
Dear Santa, Have I