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Page 6 Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, May 13, 2009 Thursday Evening 7 pm 7:30 May 14, 2009 11 pm 11:30 http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 KDRV Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of Ugly Betty “In the Stars” Fortune (N) (N) (CC) Grey’s Anatomy Izzie ponders whether to have a risky procedure; George has news for Bailey. (N) News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) KTVL Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Survivor: Tocantins “The Martyr Approach” (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investi- CSI: NY “Pay Up” (Season gation “All In” (N) Finale) (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman KOBI Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) My Name Is Parks and Earl (N) Recreation The Office (N) (CC) News (N) Tonight Show KMVU Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) Bones “The End in the Be- Hell’s Kitchen The winner ginning” (N) (CC) is chosen. (N) (CC) Friends (CC) Friends “Pi- lot” (CC) KSYS News-Lehrer Second- Health The This Old House Hour Oregon Ex- (CC) perience CSI: Miami “Shock” (CC) The First 48 “Thrown Away; The First 48 “Lester Street” The First 48 “Collateral; Crimson Trail” (CC) Driven to Kill” (CC) The First 48 Cabdriver. (CC) COM Scrubs “My Bad Too” Scrubs “My Manhood” Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Jon Stewart Report (CC) DISC How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Dirty Jobs New York jobs. (CC) DISN Zack & Cody Hannah Montana ESPN NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 6 -- Teams TBA. If nec- ball essary. (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) FAM That ’70s Show (CC) America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC) Videos (CC) HBO ››› Charlie’s Angels (2000) Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore. (CC) HIST Modern Marvels “Environ- Gangland “Dead Man Inc.” Gangland “Gangster City” mental Tech” (CC) (CC) Chicago. (CC) A&E LIFE MTV Reba (CC) That ’70s Show (CC) Reba “The Will” (CC) True Life South Park (CC) Wizards- Place ›› Legally Blonde (2001, Comedy) Reese Wither- spoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair. (CC) Reba “Have Your Cake” Terminator 1st Reba (CC) News (N) TMZ (N) (CC) American Experience “The Man Behind Hitler” (CC) Dirty Jobs “Gourd Maker” (CC) ›› A Goofy Movie (1995) Voices of Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden. (CC) Made The Alzheimer’s Project “Caregivers” (CC) Krod Man- doon Krod Man- doon Charlie Rose (N) (CC) Deadliest Catch “Long Haul, Short Fuses” Dirty Jobs New York jobs. (CC) Wizards- Place Zack & Cody That’s So Raven (CC) Hannah Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) The Alzheimer’s Project “The Memory Loss Tapes” (CC) Warriors “Special Forces” (N) (CC) Katie Mor- gan The Holy Grail (CC) ››› Love Actually (2003, Romance-Comedy) Hugh Grant, Laura Linney, Colin Firth. Premiere. Various people deal with relationships in London. (CC) Made George Lo- pez (CC) The Nanny (CC) SCIFI Star Trek: The Next Gen- eration “Rascals” (CC) Star Trek: The Next Gen- eration (CC) ››› Serenity (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres, Alan Tudyk. A spaceship crew gets caught in a deadly conflict. TBS Seinfeld (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) TNT Law & Order “Red Ball” (CC) (DVS) ›› The Da Vinci Code (2006, Mystery) Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Ian McKellen. A Law & Order “Avatar” (CC) religious mystery could rock foundations of Christianity. (CC) (DVS) NCIS “Deception” (CC) House “Fools for Love” (CC) Friday Evening 7 pm 7:30 Friends (CC) Home Im- provement Real World -- Road Rules Challenge (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) Seinfeld “The Fire” SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im- provement Made “Rapper” A class clown. (N) NICK USA Drake & Josh (CC) 30 Rock (N) Southland “Westside” (CC) (N) (CC) Friends (CC) House “Que Sera Sera” (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) 8 pm 8:30 9 pm Star Trek: Next Gener. Burn Notice “Rough Seas” (CC) May 15, 2009 11 pm 11:30 http://www.zap2it.com 9:30 10 pm 10:30 Thursday 9 p.m. on KTVL CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Langston (Lau- rence Fishburne) is required to use deadly force for the first time in his career as a crime scene investigator as he and the team look into a series of murders tied to a scam in which poker chips from a long-defunct casino play a part. Cynthia Watros (“Lost”) and Gerald McRaney (“Jericho”) guest star in the season finale, “All In.” Friday 8 p.m. on KTVL Ghost Whisperer: Happy is the bride the sun shines upon, especially if she hasn’t had any recent and upsetting visits from a ghost, but as wedding bells ring for Melinda and Jim (Jennifer Love Hewitt, David Conrad), she can’t help worrying about her unborn child after a spirit makes an unexpected call in the season finale, “The Book of Changes.” selected to participate in a series of challenges designed to find the greatest young wizard. His competition is fierce, and it doesn’t help matters that Ron (Rupert Grint) thinks Harry deliberately entered the tournament without telling him. Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes and Robert Pattinson (“Twilight”) co-star. Sunday 7 p.m. on KDRV Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: The series wraps up its season with a special two-hour epi- sode in which Ty Pennington and his team travel to Indianapolis to rebuild the deteriorating home of the McFarland family. Inspired as a boy by a librarian, family patriarch Bernard McFarland later returned to his hometown with three sons and is open to help you... devoted his life to rescuing children at risk. The Indiana Pacers make a special appearance. Hours: Mondays - The Kerby Transfer Station Saturdays Monday 8 p.m. p.m. on KTVL 9:30 a.m. to 2:30 Rules of Engagement: Tired of For more information Jeff’s (Patrick Warburton) penny- phone (800) 922-1025 pinching ways, Audrey (Megyn Price) persuades her hubby to use the money he made from selling his car to do something frivolous and decadent, but she comes to rue that impetuous de- cision later. Oliver Hudson, Bian- ca Kajlich and David Spade also star in the new episode “House Money.” Saturday 8 p.m. on KDRV The Nanny (CC) ›› I Spy (2002) (PA) Eddie Murphy. A spy recruits a boxer to help him retrieve a stolen plane. (CC) NCIS “Red Cell” (CC) Critic’s Choice Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Voldemort returns and things get nasty in this 2005 installment of Harry Potter’s (Daniel Radcliffe) adventures. Harry is supernaturally Monday Evening 7 pm 7:30 http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 May 18, 2009 11 pm 11:30 KDRV Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of America’s Funniest Home Videos Contestants com- Fortune (N) pete for the grand prize. (N) (CC) 20/20 (CC) News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) KDRV Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of Dancing With the Stars Fortune (N) The finalists. (CC) The Bachelorette (Season Premiere) Jillian Harris tries News (N) to find the love of her life. (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) KTVL Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Ghost Whisperer “The Book of Changes” (N) NUMB3RS “Angels and Devils” (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman KTVL Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Engagement How I Met Two and a Half Men Engagement CSI: Miami “Seeing Red” (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman KOBI Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Howie Do It Howie Do It Farrah’s Story Farrah Fawcett chronicles her battle with News (N) (CC) (CC) cancer. 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(N) (CC) (DVS) A&E CSI: Miami “Rampage” (CC) CSI: Miami “Bang, Bang, Your Debt” (CC) CSI: Miami “Sunblock” (CC) Criminal Minds “About Face” (CC) A&E Intervention “Dillon” (CC) Intervention Lana started drinking at the age of 7. COM Scrubs “My Princess” Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) Com.-Pres- ents Jo Koy: Don’t Make Him Angry (CC) COM Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) DISC How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Belly of the Beast Abrams M1 tank. (CC) DISC MythBusters Whether red rags affect bulls. (CC) Weaponizers “Carbecue” (N) DISN Zack & Cody Hannah Montana DISN Hannah Montana Dadnapped (2009, Comedy) Emily Os- ment, David Henrie, Jason Earles. ESPN NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 6 -- Teams TBA. If nec- ball essary. 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(CC) HIST Ax Men New faces are wel- Ax Men “Clash of the Ti- comed by loggers. tans” (CC) Ax Men “The Reckoning” (N) (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Reba (CC) Reba “Inva- sion” (CC) Wife Swap “Aguirre/Ray” (CC) Wife Swap “Burkhalter/El- liott” (CC) LIFE How I Met Live Once, Die Twice (2006) Kellie Martin. A woman searches for her embezzler husband. (CC) Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) MTV Special MTV Special LIFE MTV That ’70s Show (CC) Reba (CC) Made Flashpoint “Exit Wounds” (N) (CC) CSI: Miami The lab loses body. (CC) RENO 911! (CC) Belly of the Beast Abrams Belly of the Beast “Heli- M1 tank. (CC) copters” Helicopters. Suite Life- Deck That ’70s Show (CC) TMZ (N) (CC) Com.-Pres- ents Belly of the Beast “Giant Trucks” (CC) Friends (CC) Phineas and ››› Finding Nemo (2003) Voices of Al- Phineas and Wizards- Ferb bert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres. (CC) Ferb Place That ’70s Show (CC) That ’70s Show (CC) That ’70s Show (CC) The Alzheimer’s Project “Momentum in Science” Better treatments. (CC) Reba “Is- sues” (CC) Made SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) Real World -- Road Rules Real World -- Road Rules The Phone Challenge (CC) Challenge (CC) NICK iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob George Lo- pez (CC) SCIFI ››› Serenity (2005) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. A spaceship crew gets caught in a deadly conflict. Moonlight “Click” (CC) TBS Seinfeld (CC) ›› Deliver Us From Eva (2003) LL Cool J. A legendary My Boys Lothario is hired to romance a meddling woman. TNT Law & Order “Talking Points” (CC) (DVS) USA NCIS “Light Sleeper” (CC) House “Son of Coma Guy” House “Whac-A-Mole” (CC) (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Saturday Evening 7 pm 7:30 KDRV Jeopardy! (CC) KTVL Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) ››› The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Brian Cox. (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) 8:30 9 pm 9:30 MTV Weaponizers “Carbecue” Wizards- Place Wizards- Place Zack & Cody That’s So Raven (CC) Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Hannah Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Reba (CC) Reba (CC) MTV Special TBS Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) My Name Is My Name Is Seinfeld Earl (CC) Earl “Blow” (CC) ››› The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Brian Cox. (CC) TNT NBA Basket- Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “Locomotion” Bones “The Woman in the ball (CC) (DVS) Tunnel” (CC) House “Words and Deeds” House “Under My Skin” (CC) (CC) USA May 16, 2009 11 pm 11:30 10:30 News (N) (CC) KOBI Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) Equestrian Rolex Champi- Southland “Westside” (CC) Law & Order “Take-Out” onships. (Taped) (CC) (CC) News (N) KMVU Everybody- Two and a Raymond Half Men Cops (N) (PA) (CC) Cops “Odd Arrests” (N) America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back (N) MADtv (Series Finale) (N) (CC) KSYS Globe Trekker “South Ko- rea” (CC) (DVS) As Time Goes By Summer Wine New Tricks The murder of a Masterpiece Mystery! “Wallander: Side- young wages clerk. tracked” (N) (CC) (DVS) A&E CSI: Miami “Death Emi- nent” (CC) CSI: Miami “Slow Burn” (CC) COM › How High (2001, Com- edy) Method Man. (CC) ›› Employee of the Month (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award. (CC) DISC American Loggers A hur- ricane wreaks havoc. American Loggers “Stuck American Loggers “White American Loggers “Big in the Muck” (CC) Gold” (CC) Freeze ... Big Trouble” DISN Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Jonas (N) (CC) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) FAM ›› Jumanji (1995, Fan- tasy) Robin Williams. (CC) ››› Beetlejuice (1988) Michael Keaton. Two ghosts try ››› Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005, Fantasy) to scare away their home’s new tenants. (CC) Voices of Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter. (CC) HBO ›› The Bucket List (2007) ›› Get Smart (2008) Steve Carell. Premiere. Agent Jack Nicholson. Maxwell Smart battles the KAOS crime syndicate. News (N) Two and a Half Men SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Tuesday Evening 7 pm 7:30 Family Guy (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) 9 pm 9:30 10 pm Gurren Lag- Gurren Lag- ann ann Sex and the City (CC) In Plain Sight “Aguna Matatala” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8:30 The Nanny (CC) Charmed “My Three Witch- Law & Order es” (CC) NCIS “Family Secret” (CC) WWE Monday Night Raw (CC) 8 pm The Nanny (CC) 10:30 May 19, 2009 11 pm 11:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of Dancing With the Stars Fortune (N) The finalists. (CC) Dancing With the Stars (Season Finale) The winner. (Same-day Tape) (CC) News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Cold Case “8 Years” KTVL Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) NCIS Ziva has a tense re- union with her father. (N) The Mentalist “Red John’s Without a Trace “Under- Footsteps” (N) tow” (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman Saturday Night Live KOBI Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Outrageous Outrageous Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N) Moments Moments tims Unit “Swing” tims Unit “Liberties” Tonight Show KMVU Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) American Idol Remaining finalists perform. (CC) Friends (CC) Seasoned With Spirit Dane Cook Vicious Circle The comic performs. (CC) American Loggers “Stuck in the Muck” (CC) Phineas and Wizards- Ferb Place NCIS “Head Case” (CC) Family Guy (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) KDRV The Sopranos “Denial, An- The Sopranos “Meadow- ger, Acceptance” (CC) lands” (CC) Hatching Pete (2009, Comedy) Jason Dolley, Mitchel Musso. Seinfeld (CC) Home Im- provement Life After People “Heavy Metal” (CC) Star Trek: The Next Gen- eration “High Ground” Sex and the City (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im- provement Ax Men The logging sea- son draws to a close. (N) Star Trek: The Next Gen- eration “The Hunted” CSI: NY “Can You Hear Me The Mentalist “Pilot” (CC) The Mentalist “Red John’s 48 Hours Mystery (CC) Now?” (CC) Friends” (CC) Baseball Tonight Doing Da Vinci “Catapult” (N) In Treatment In Treatment In Treatment In Treatment In Treatment Real Time With Bill Maher Jim Jefferies (CC) (CC) (N) (N) (N) (CC) MTV Special Drake & Josh (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Jon Stewart Report (N) Star Trek: The Next Gen- eration “The Defector” (Off Air) NBA Fast- break (CC) Sucker Free RENO 911! (CC) Star Trek: The Next Gen- eration (CC) Stargate Atlantis “Epipha- ny” (CC) News (N) Wizards- Place How I Met NBA Fast- break (CC) South Park “You Got...” SCIFI At the Mov- ››› Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert ies (N) (CC) Grint. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. (CC) CSI: Miami “Stalkerazzi” (CC) That ’70s Show (CC) Weaponizers “Mad Max” (N) Paranormal State Cabin in Paranormal State Half-hu- southern Virginia. (N) man figure. (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) 10 pm Home Im- provement Hannah Montana South Park (CC) TMZ (N) (CC) NICK Primeval (N) (CC) Home Im- provement http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm Hannah Montana Intervention “Pam” 49- year-old alcoholic. (CC) News (N) Hannah Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Glee “Pilot” (N) (CC) News (N) TMZ (N) (CC) News-Lehrer Oregon Nova “Parallel Worlds, Par- Frontline Various factors allel Lives” (CC) (DVS) lead to economic crisis. A&E CSI: Miami “One of Our Own” (CC) The First 48 A home inva- The First 48 “Out of Sight; The First 48 (CC) sion case. (CC) Missing Piece” COM Scrubs “My Journey” DISC Deadliest Catch “Put Up or Deadliest Catch “Long Shut Up” Haul, Short Fuses” DISN Hannah Montana ESPN NBA Basketball Western Conference Final Game 1 -- Teams TBA. (CC) KSYS Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) Hannah Montana Deadliest Catch “Dead- line” (N) ›› The Thirteenth Year (1999) Chez Starbuck, Justin Jon Ross. (CC) Manhunters Manhunters Dane Cook: ISolated INci- Daily Show- The Colbert dent (CC) Jon Stewart Report (N) Out of the Wild: The Alas- Deadliest Catch “Long ka Experiment (N) Haul, Short Fuses” Phineas and Wizards- Ferb Place SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) NBA Fast- break (CC) Hannah Montana Zack & Cody That’s So Raven (CC) Baseball Tonight SportsCenter (Live) (CC) FAM That ’70s Show (CC) ›› Desperado (1995) An- tonio Banderas. (CC) HBO ›› The Invasion (2007) Nicole Kidman. (CC) ›› Get Smart (2008) Steve Carell. Agent Maxwell Smart battles the KAOS crime syndicate. (CC) REAL Sports With Bryant In Treatment In Treatment Gumbel (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) HIST Modern Marvels “Cheese” Angels & Demons Decoded Plot to destroy the Catho- Beyond The Da Vinci Code Author sets forth incredible Cheese. (CC) lic Church. (CC) hypotheses. (CC) HIST Modern Marvels “Dooms- day Tech 1” (CC) Nostradamus: 2012 Predictions of cataclysm. (CC) Life After People “The Invaders” (N) (CC) LIFE Panic Button (2007) Patrick Muldoon. A woman’s new next-door neighbor becomes obsessed with her. LIFE Reba (CC) Reba (CC) MTV College Life College Life College Life College Life Real World -- Road Rules MTV Special (CC) (CC) “Election” Challenge (CC) NICK iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) iCarly (N) (CC) SCIFI War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (2008, Science Fiction) C. Thomas Howell, Fred Griffith. ›› The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005, Sci- ence Fiction) Martin Freeman, Mos Def. TBS ›› Win a Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004, Romance- Comedy) Kate Bosworth, Topher Grace. ›› Monster-in-Law (2005) Jennifer Lopez. A shrewish woman clashes with her son’s fiancee. (CC) TNT ››› G.I. Jane (1997, Drama) Demi Moore. A female Navy SEALs recruit completes rigorous training. (CC) ››› The Rock (1996, Action) Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage. Alcatraz Island terrorists threaten to gas San Francisco. (CC) USA ››› Face/Off (1997, Ac- tion) John Travolta. (CC) Sunday Evening 7 pm 7:30 KDRV KTVL KOBI True Jack- son, VP (N) Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God (N) (CC) Taken in Broad Daylight (2009, Docudrama) James Van Der Beek, Sara Canning. Premiere. (CC) iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Taken in Broad Daylight (2009), Sara Canning (CC) The Phone George Lo- pez (CC) Home Im- provement MTV Reba (CC) Sucker Free America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC) Videos (CC) Videos (CC) Videos (CC) Reba (CC) MTV Special Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) MTV Special MTV Special MTV Special iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im- provement ›› H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds (2005) SCIFI Star Trek: Enterprise “Ba- Star Trek: Enterprise bel One” (CC) “United” (CC) Star Trek: Enterprise “The ECW (Same-day Tape) Aenar” (CC) ›› The Perfect Man (2005) Hilary Duff. (CC) TBS Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (CC) ››› G.I. Jane (1997) TNT Law & Order “Choice of Evils” (CC) (DVS) Law & Order “Sunday in the Park With Jorge” ››› Blood Diamond (2006, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly. Pre- Law & Order: Criminal In- miere. Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (CC) tent “In Treatment” (CC) USA NCIS “Bait” (CC) House “Merry Little Christ- House “Who’s Your Dad- mas” (CC) dy?” (CC) May 17, 2009 11 pm 11:30 http://www.zap2it.com 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (CC) Wednesday Evening 7 pm 7:30 8 pm Family Guy (CC) Home Im- provement Family Guy (CC) Law & Order “Over Here” (CC) (DVS) George Lo- pez (CC) The Office (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) 9 pm 9:30 The Nanny (CC) The Nanny (CC) ›› Virus (1995) Nicollette Sheridan, William Devane. My Boys (N) The Office (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Bones “Cinderella in Card- Law & Order “Political Ani- board” (CC) mal” (CC) (DVS) House “Top Secret” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8:30 History of Sex: From Don Juan to Queen ›› Miracle Run (2004) Mary-Louise Parker. A single mother fights for her autistic twins’ education. (CC) NICK 8 pm Home Im- provement That ’70s Show (CC) South Park (CC) Cry for Help (CC) Friends (CC) 10 pm 10:30 Law & Order: Special Vic- tims Unit “Stalked” May 20, 2009 11 pm 11:30 Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Desperate Housewives Gaby meets up with an old ac- News (N) Edition (N) (CC) Edition (N) (CC) quaintance who has lost everything. (N) (CC) Steel Dreams KDRV Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of ›› Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) Johnny Depp, Orlando Fortune (N) Bloom. Premiere. Capt. Jack Sparrow owes a blood debt to a ghostly pirate. News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) 60 Minutes (CC) News (N) (CC) Without a Trace (CC) KTVL Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Old Chris- tine News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman News (N) Seinfeld (CC) KOBI Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal In- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order “Skate or Die” News (N) tent “Identity Crisis” (CC) tims Unit (CC) (N) (CC) Tonight Show Star Trek (CC) KMVU Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) American Idol (Season Finale) The winner is revealed. (Same-day Tape) (CC) Friends (CC) KSYS News-Lehrer Oregon Art Beat (CC) Blueprint America: Road to the Future (N) (CC) CSI: Miami Horatio puts his CSI: Miami “Darkroom” life on the line. (CC) (CC) A&E CSI: Miami “Losing Face” (CC) Bounty Hunter Dane Cook: ISolated INci- Dane Cook: ISolated INci- dent (CC) dent (N) (CC) COM Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) DISC How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Time Warp Parachutes, blades and electricity. DISN Hannah Montana Hannah Montana Now You See It... (2005) Alyson Michalka, Phineas and Wizards- Place Ferb Johnny Pacar. (CC) ESPN Baseball Tonight (Live) (CC) Survivor: Tocantins (Season Finale) (N) (CC) Dateline NBC (CC) Survivor: Tocantins (Same-day Tape) (CC) Saturday Night Live Just Shorts (N) (PA) (CC) KMVU Sit Down, American Shut Up (N) Dad (CC) The Simp- sons (N) King of the Family Guy Hill (N) (CC) (N) (CC) American Dad (N) News (N) KSYS Antiques Roadshow “Hart- Nature “Victoria Falls” (N) ford, CT” (CC) (CC) (DVS) Masterpiece Mystery! “Wallander: Fire- wall” (N) (Part 2 of 3) (CC) (DVS) A&E CSI: Miami “Curse of the Coffin” (CC) CSI: Miami “High Octane” (CC) CSI: Miami “Down to the Wire” (CC) COM ›› Employee of the Month (2006) Dane Cook. ›› Waiting ... (2005, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris. Restaurant employees ponder their lives. (CC) DISC Apocalypse How (Part 1 of 2) Apocalypse How (Part 2 of 2) DISN Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Hannah Montana ESPN MLB Baseball: Mets at Giants SportsCenter (Live) (CC) TMZ (N) (CC) Oregon Angels vs. Demons: Fact Secret America (N) or Fiction? (N) Independent Lens (N) (CC) The Da Vinci Shroud (CC) Sonny With ››› Freaky Friday (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. A woman Wizards- Place A Chance and her daughter magically exchange bodies. SportsCenter (CC) Hannah Montana NBA Basketball: Confer- ence Semifinal Gary Unmar- Criminal Minds “To Hell ...” Criminal Minds “... And ried (N) (N) (CC) Back” (N) (CC) Bounty Hunter SportsCenter (Live) (CC) News (N) TMZ (N) (CC) Friends (CC) World War II: Behind Closed Doors: Stalin, the Nazis Charlie Rose (N) (CC) and the West “Dividing the World” (N) (CC) Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter Bounty Hunter The Extermi- The Extermi- The Extermi- nators nators nators South Park (CC) South Park (CC) RENO 911! (N) (CC) MythBusters “Seesaw Saga” (N) (CC) NBA Fast- break (CC) Baseball Tonight Daily Show- The Colbert Jon Stewart Report (N) Pitchmen Sully is ready to Time Warp Parachutes, shoot an infomercial. blades and electricity. 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(CC) Russell Simmons Pres- ents Brave New Voices Real Time With Bill Maher (CC) HIST UFO Hunters “Underwater How Bruce Lee Changed the World The life and legacy Extreme Marksmen People perform seemingly impos- Area 51” (CC) of the martial arts film star. (N) (CC) sible feats of marksmanship. (CC) HIST Modern Marvels “More Doomsday Tech” (CC) MonsterQuest “Mysterious MonsterQuest Monster of Ape Island” (CC) Whitehall. (CC) UFO Hunters “UFO Sur- veillance” (N) (CC) History of Sex “The Middle Ages” (CC) LIFE Joy Fielding’s The Other Woman (2008, Drama) Josie The Love of Her Life (2008) Brandy Ledford. A jilted Bissett, Graeme Black, Travis Milne. (CC) woman targets a woman and her teenage son. (CC) Grey’s Anatomy “All By Myself” (CC) LIFE Reba “War and Peace” Reba (CC) ›› Dawn Anna (2005) Debra Winger. A woman must contend with her child’s death at Columbine. 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