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A rt ulture Wedn esday, M ay 9, 2 0 1 2 aced@dackamas.edu The Clackamas P rint 7 Avengers assemble at your local theaters By Steven Weldon The Clackamas Print Avengers, assemble! Marvel studios brings another superhero movie into the fold, but this explosion-filled flick has had a long buildup o f four years. T he release o f “T he Incredible H ulk” and “Iron M an” in 2008 kicked off the series that includes “Iron M an 2”(2010), “T hor” (201 i j an d “C aptain America: T he Jfirst Avenger” , (2011), which Culminates in the events o f “The ¿Avengers.” Fans o f .the comic book series will be missing two o f the first Avengers in Ant-M an and Wasp, b u t the film does use the more well-known superheroes from the Marvel cinematic universe. W hile Iron M an, alter ego Tony Stark,'played by Robert Downey Jr. ; Captain America, alter ego Steve Rogers, played by Chris Evans; Thor, played' by Chris Helmsworth and Black Widow, alter ego N a tasha'R om anoff, played by Scarlett, Johansson are reprised roles, the H ulk, alter ego Bruce Banner is now played by M ark Ruffelo after extra-terrestrial, invasion. T he w ith their classic old-fashioned contract talks with the original new team experiùnces bum ps hum an abilities o f dexterity and H ulk broke down. Added to along- the way, but ultimately height, respectively. N ick Fury the team is Hawkeye-, alter ego comes together in a few epic attem pts to lead'this .team in C lint Barton, played by Jeremy battle'scenes, g the correct direction after a bit Renner, the team’s" resident bow Directed by Joss W hedon, sci o f questioning. S .H .I.E .L .D ’s and-' arrow Sniper;-who had an ence-fiction mastermind, “Tbg; motives. Stan Lee, th e chairman uncredited carneó,in . “Thor.” Avengers” brings exactly what is o f Marvel Comics has another Asa-? continuation o f a ' p lo t expected to the table. W hile the cameo as' usual in his -films. It’s line from “C aptain America: addition o f a new H ulk is origi just a m atter o f finding him. T he First-Avenger,” an énergy nally confusing, Ruffalo deliv “T he Avengers” has explo source known as’ the Tesseract ers an excellent performance as sions, fighting, unexpected is being tam pered w ithjby Lóki, the meek scientist with a not-so h um or and a l l t h e m akings played by Tom- Hiddelston, the secret anger issue. T he pure evil o f being one o f the best films god o f mischief and brother o f o f Loki and the battle inside Marvel .Studios has produced. It Thor. As Loki ' breaks through T h o r is on display as a classic took four years an d five films to space and tim e through the brother versus brother face o ff bring “T he Avengers”-together, Tesseract s power, Nick Fury o f Tony Stark and his quick wit and they m ost certainly deliv S .H .I.E .L .P , played by Samuel .mixed w ith egotistical genius ered. Additionally; stay until L. Jackson, reactivates the is tested against good-natured after the credits. Marvel has a Avengers Initiative’ and gath all-American Steve Rogers. N ot way o f putting- clever things in ers the team o f superheroes to- to be .outdone, R om anoff and w hen you least expect it. stop thphienace and im pending Barton round ou t the team 5 out o f 5 S.H .I.E.L.Ds TRAIL: Silver Falls State Park entices hikers to return out the sexy * By Emily Rask & Breanna Craine "TKe C la c k a m a s P r in t On the trail near Upper North Falls in Silver Falls State Park. The mist, from the falls is-quite refreshing after a hike. S ilv er Falls State P ark was one o f th e m an y parks? th a t P re s id e n t F rariklin R oosevelt deem ed as a ree- • re a tio n a l d e m o n s tra tio h area back for. th e 3 0 ’s. In 20 0 8 Fred G iro d from the H o u se o f R epresentatives sought to tu rn the area in to a state park; how ever th e bill died in co m m ittee. N o n e th e le s s O re g o n ia n s travel- th e b e aten trails everyday. T h e $5 e n try fee goes to fixing up the park an d w hile we were there we g o t to see it firsthand.. T h e sh e riff’s van b ro u g h t inm ates to re co n stru c t the fallen dykes m ade to keep th e ' trails d e ce n t en o u g h to- w alk on. T h e y were also" clearin g , th e .trail o f all the m u d th a t had fallen due to th e w in ter m o n th s o f m u d slid e’s. I d id n ’t feel the need to pack m u ch w ith m e besides, m y cam era, and it tu rn e d o u t I d id n ’t really n eed to. W ith m y pace set — t h e ; hike was a breeze. W h ile we w alked I c o u ld n ’t help b u t appreci ate th e beauty o f th e park. I ’d nevef traveled am ong the falls before an d I was tru ly glad we chose this sp o t tp hike. -I h a d m y cam era a ro u n d m y neck th e w holeC jm e an d I was espe cially glad to see" I w asn’t th e o nly o n e c a p tu rin g th e tru e O re g o n b e a u ty I was glad we c h o se 'S ilv e r Tails an d I ’m excited for the day we re tu rn . Name: Silver Falls Location: Silver Falls State Park (Marion County) Type: Rocky (m uddy at times) fo: U p to 24 miles culty: Easy to moderate Equipment: Boots (if it’s wet), water botde, $5 for entry ■ as “yard,” Men woj a lot about the size o f their “pa ge,” specifically the length, when during intercourse it is actually preferred by us to be larger-circumference-wise com pared to lengthwise. In reality most men still fuss about their length when they should be worried about the circumference. N ot only are m en worried about their size, women are also discour aged by the size o f the dingaling. W hen a girl gets into bed with a g u y a n d th in g s s ta r t to g et h o t a n d heavy they usually lead to one thing , is a time where warm in th e end, sex. Although, if a guy weather helps strip the dothing off is truly small in his pants it is not o f people everywhere. Therefore, easy tor a giri to continue doing less clothing means more sexual the deed, she’ll usually immediately tension. Seasons may have some come up with a few excuses o f why thing to do with how much sex it just won’t work out that night people are having, but the main feet ... or any night. “I have a test, uh is that it happens all the time, no now,” “I forgot my cat ... in the dryer,” or “I forgot to shave my matter the season. Well were not here to write feed” these' are excuses that many about some lousy shushed version women have come up with to get o f sex, or to be discrete about the away from the little pencil stub. Girls, don’t be alarmed if you see male and female bodies, were here to get straight to the point. Were a small penis, you don’t know until sex columnists and are hoping to < you try, right? In reality the 1< impart some knowledge and infor- doesn’t matter, the girth is wl marión to people who have, for youre focused on. If there is a size lack o f a better phrase, been left in issue» take a gander at the girth, but if that is nonexistent as well, run. the dark. T he word 'vagina comes from Even for those w ho know a lot about the sexual organs, we may the Latin word meaning scabbard be able to dear some things up for or sword-sheath. It is me female you or even share things with you organ used for sexual intercourse that you wóuld have never thought and child birth, The vagina has could be true. So, now like we said, an average depth o f three to four inches, but wnen sexually aroused let’s get straight to the point. Both genders o f the hum an spe- it expands to up to 200 percent. cies have a few things in com- Even hiding things up there can be mon, they share many o f the same easy, for instance a woman walked organs, but the one thing they do into the doctors office one day not share are reproductive organs, complaining o f pelvic pains. T he Sex education varies from school doctor then examined her pelvis to school up until college, well we and found a set o f car keys, the believe that everyone should know woman simply explained that she the facts. Most females don’t even did not want her husband to drive know the first thing about a males so she put them somewhere he sup- doinker because most are too shy to posedly “never goes.” learn or talk about it. W hen on the The human body can be one o f other hand, most guys couldn’t be the mo'st interesting and weirdest more excited to talk or share stories things in all existence, but most o f about the adventures o f a females the bizarre aspects o f it come from hooha. the vaginas and penis. Although For whom it may concern, the they’re meant to keep private, shar- word penis is taken from a Latin ing stories and learning more about word that means tail. Although, them is not always a bad thing, it before the English language adopt- just helps make people aware and ed the word penis, it was referred to knowledgeable about them. ........... ...'■....... : ..... .... \ • ./■
