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Avengers assemble at your local theaters
By Steven Weldon
The Clackamas Print
Avengers, assemble! Marvel
studios brings another superhero
movie into the fold, but this
explosion-filled flick has had a
long buildup o f four years. T he
release o f “T he Incredible H ulk”
and “Iron M an” in 2008 kicked
off the series that includes “Iron
M an 2”(2010), “T hor” (201 i j
an d “C aptain America: T he
Jfirst Avenger” , (2011), which
Culminates in the events o f “The
¿Avengers.”
Fans o f .the comic book series
will be missing two o f the first
Avengers in Ant-M an and Wasp,
b u t the film does use the more
well-known superheroes from
the Marvel cinematic universe.
W hile Iron M an, alter ego Tony
Stark,'played by Robert Downey
Jr. ; Captain America, alter ego
Steve Rogers, played by Chris
Evans; Thor, played' by Chris
Helmsworth and Black Widow,
alter ego N a tasha'R om anoff,
played by Scarlett, Johansson
are reprised roles, the H ulk,
alter ego Bruce Banner is now
played by M ark Ruffelo after extra-terrestrial, invasion. T he w ith their classic old-fashioned
contract talks with the original new team experiùnces bum ps hum an abilities o f dexterity and
H ulk broke down. Added to along- the way, but ultimately height, respectively. N ick Fury
the team is Hawkeye-, alter ego comes together in a few epic attem pts to lead'this .team in
C lint Barton, played by Jeremy battle'scenes, g
the correct direction after a bit
Renner, the team’s" resident bow
Directed by Joss W hedon, sci o f questioning. S .H .I.E .L .D ’s
and-' arrow Sniper;-who had an ence-fiction mastermind, “Tbg; motives. Stan Lee, th e chairman
uncredited carneó,in . “Thor.”
Avengers” brings exactly what is o f Marvel Comics has another
Asa-? continuation o f a ' p lo t expected to the table. W hile the cameo as' usual in his -films. It’s
line from “C aptain America: addition o f a new H ulk is origi just a m atter o f finding him.
T he First-Avenger,” an énergy nally confusing, Ruffalo deliv
“T he Avengers” has explo
source known as’ the Tesseract ers an excellent performance as sions, fighting, unexpected
is being tam pered w ithjby Lóki, the meek scientist with a not-so h um or and a l l t h e m akings
played by Tom- Hiddelston, the secret anger issue. T he pure evil o f being one o f the best films
god o f mischief and brother o f o f Loki and the battle inside Marvel .Studios has produced. It
Thor. As Loki ' breaks through T h o r is on display as a classic took four years an d five films to
space and tim e through the brother versus brother face o ff bring “T he Avengers”-together,
Tesseract s power, Nick Fury o f Tony Stark and his quick wit and they m ost certainly deliv
S .H .I.E .L .P , played by Samuel .mixed w ith egotistical genius ered. Additionally; stay until
L. Jackson, reactivates the is tested against good-natured after the credits. Marvel has a
Avengers Initiative’ and gath all-American Steve Rogers. N ot way o f putting- clever things in
ers the team o f superheroes to- to be .outdone, R om anoff and w hen you least expect it.
stop thphienace and im pending Barton round ou t the team
5 out o f 5 S.H .I.E.L.Ds
TRAIL: Silver Falls State Park
entices hikers to return
out the sexy
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By Emily Rask &
Breanna Craine
"TKe C la c k a m a s P r in t
On the trail near Upper North Falls in Silver Falls State Park. The mist, from the falls is-quite
refreshing after a hike.
S ilv er Falls State P ark
was one o f th e m an y parks?
th a t P re s id e n t F rariklin
R oosevelt deem ed as a ree- •
re a tio n a l
d e m o n s tra tio h
area back for. th e 3 0 ’s. In
20 0 8 Fred G iro d from the
H o u se o f R epresentatives
sought to tu rn the area in
to a state park; how ever
th e bill died in co m m ittee.
N o n e th e le s s O re g o n ia n s
travel- th e b e aten trails
everyday. T h e $5 e n try fee
goes to fixing up the park
an d w hile we were there
we g o t to see it firsthand..
T h e sh e riff’s van b ro u g h t
inm ates to re co n stru c t the
fallen dykes m ade to keep
th e ' trails d e ce n t en o u g h
to- w alk on. T h e y were also"
clearin g , th e .trail o f all the
m u d th a t had fallen due
to th e w in ter m o n th s o f
m u d slid e’s. I d id n ’t feel the
need to pack m u ch w ith
m e besides, m y cam era, and
it tu rn e d o u t I d id n ’t really
n eed to. W ith m y pace set
— t h e ; hike was a breeze.
W h ile we w alked I
c o u ld n ’t help b u t appreci
ate th e beauty o f th e park.
I ’d nevef traveled am ong
the falls before an d I was
tru ly glad we chose this
sp o t tp hike. -I h a d m y
cam era a ro u n d m y neck th e
w holeC jm e an d I was espe
cially glad to see" I w asn’t
th e o nly o n e c a p tu rin g th e
tru e O re g o n b e a u ty I was
glad we c h o se 'S ilv e r Tails
an d I ’m excited for the day
we re tu rn .
Name: Silver Falls
Location: Silver Falls State Park (Marion County)
Type: Rocky (m uddy at times)
fo: U p to 24 miles
culty: Easy to moderate
Equipment: Boots (if it’s wet), water botde, $5 for entry
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o f their “pa ge,” specifically the
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it is actually preferred by us to
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pared to lengthwise. In reality most
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heavy they usually lead to one thing ,
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weather helps strip the dothing off is truly small in his pants it is not
o f people everywhere. Therefore, easy tor a giri to continue doing
less clothing means more sexual the deed, she’ll usually immediately
tension. Seasons may have some come up with a few excuses o f why
thing to do with how much sex it just won’t work out that night
people are having, but the main feet ... or any night. “I have a test, uh
is that it happens all the time, no now,” “I forgot my cat ... in the
dryer,” or “I forgot to shave my
matter the season.
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about some lousy shushed version women have come up with to get
o f sex, or to be discrete about the away from the little pencil stub.
Girls, don’t be alarmed if you see
male and female bodies, were here
to get straight to the point. Were a small penis, you don’t know until
sex columnists and are hoping to < you try, right? In reality the 1<
impart some knowledge and infor- doesn’t matter, the girth is wl
marión to people who have, for youre focused on. If there is a size
lack o f a better phrase, been left in issue» take a gander at the girth, but
if that is nonexistent as well, run.
the dark.
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Even for those w ho know a lot
about the sexual organs, we may the Latin word meaning scabbard
be able to dear some things up for or sword-sheath. It is me female
you or even share things with you organ used for sexual intercourse
that you wóuld have never thought and child birth, The vagina has
could be true. So, now like we said, an average depth o f three to four
inches, but wnen sexually aroused
let’s get straight to the point.
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cies have a few things in com- Even hiding things up there can be
mon, they share many o f the same easy, for instance a woman walked
organs, but the one thing they do into the doctors office one day
not share are reproductive organs, complaining o f pelvic pains. T he
Sex education varies from school doctor then examined her pelvis
to school up until college, well we and found a set o f car keys, the
believe that everyone should know woman simply explained that she
the facts. Most females don’t even did not want her husband to drive
know the first thing about a males so she put them somewhere he sup-
doinker because most are too shy to posedly “never goes.”
learn or talk about it. W hen on the
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more excited to talk or share stories things in all existence, but most o f
about the adventures o f a females the bizarre aspects o f it come from
hooha.
the vaginas and penis. Although
For whom it may concern, the they’re meant to keep private, shar-
word penis is taken from a Latin ing stories and learning more about
word that means tail. Although, them is not always a bad thing, it
before the English language adopt- just helps make people aware and
ed the word penis, it was referred to knowledgeable about them.
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