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Q* ^^LACKAMASPf^ifif Maj 25, 2005 Final Wot faocopc fox fadai/ JametTcrùd're, Master ofthe/StarsC^ Aries (Mar. 21"- Apr. 19) In a marijuana-induced feeding frenzy, you will eat your home work and later blame it on the dog. Libra (Sep. 23‘- Oct. 23) y escape from the'; “Home I Visually Offensive” will widely publicized soon after authorities are notified. Taurus (Apr. 20 — May 20) Fleeing the law, you will seek refuge in a place that doesn’t know the meaning of the word “extradition”—an American classroom. Scorpio (Oct. 24 Nov. ]l This horoscope is CLASSIFIa Sorry, but you don’t have I proper clearance. Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21) Inspired by comic books, you’ll blame your pungent body odor on having been bit by a radioac tive skunk. Cancer (Jun. 22 — Jul. 22) You will realize that, in a metaphor ic sense, talking to’ a military recruiter could be considered foreplay, because someone ends up getting screwed. Chrysalis, a women writers’ group, meets every Wednesday from noon to 2 p.m. in Roger Rook’s Literary Arts Center (RR 220). Local author Pat Lichen guides writers of all levels through discussions of their work. For more info, call ext. 2220. CCC Writers’ Club meets Fridays, from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. in the Literary Arts Center. directing a performance by the CCC Jazz Band in the Oster man Theatre on Wednesday, June 1 at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $5. Music by John Coltrane, Duke Ellington and Dizzy Gil lespie will be performed. Dave Mills will be direct ing a performance by the CCC Concert Band on Thursday, June 2 at 7:30 p.m. in the Os- terman Theatre. Admission is Free, but donations are appreci The Haggart Observatory, is open for public viewing on ated. clear Saturday nights. The Lonnie Cline will be di observatory opens at dusk, and recting a Friday, June 3 perfor viewing begins at dark and con mance of Jazz, Fusion, Funk and tinues for about three hours. A Jazz-influenced pop music by the $3 donation is requested. For CCC Mainstream in the Oster more information, call 503-657- man Theatre. Admission is $5. 6958, ext. 5665. “Managing the Demands The Join Dave Campbell of Work and Home” Wednes on a fun bike ride every Friday day, May 25 from 2 p.m. to 4 from 1:15 p.m. to 2:15 p.m. p.m. this workshop in the work Bring you bike and meet in front skill center offers some strategies of Barlow adjacent to Randall; to maintain a healthy balance be the cost is free. tween work and home responsi- Tom Wakeling will be bilities. Workshops are held in Room 240 of Barlow Hall. For information, call 503-657-6958, ext. 5242 “Wednesday Wind Down” May 27 from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. in M251. Leslie Black will lead techniques in relaxation and core strengthening. No registra tion required. Bring a towel and comfortable shoes. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 1 You will be arrested for ¡J taring George Lucas this wa when you are caught trying] sell crap as gold. Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. ffl Desperate for human com you’ll stop paying the bills jl so someone will call you. I Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22) You will meet the person of your dreams, and (s)he will fall madly in love with you. Ha ha. Yeah, right. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 11 Your first ride in a boat wi prove the truth of Kermit tl frog’s axiom, “It ain’t easy beil green.” I Virgo (Aug. 23 ~ Sep. 22) Hopping on the creationist bandwagon, you’ll lobby that a giant holding up-the world while standing on a turtle should be taught as an option in public schools. Pisces (Feb. 19 r-„Mar. 20) Ya will realize that being a 30-soa thing-year-old man on a coiled campus is like being a diabetic! a candy store. ; C lassified A ds To post an ad please contact Benjamin I lolm: admgr(ajlackamas.edu FOR RENT 731 Washington St. Oregon City, OR 97045 Monthly rent: $395 included in rent: Water Sewer/Trash Lawn: care 1 bedroom/1 bath Contact: 503-723-7700 FOR RENT 1108 John Adams #3 Oregon City, OR 97045 Monthly Rene $595 Included in rent- Water, sewer'trash 2 bedroom/1 bath Contact: 503-723-7700 HELP WANTED FOR SALE Established tanning salon now hir ing for part time position. Evenings and weekends. Milwaukie area. Fax resumes to 503-263-2921 1992 Jeep Wrangler 4x4, BUk,H and soft top inc. Good condition, ask $3,500 OBO e-mail: ravnics2ii,liomiaiil.comor Call eve 503-674-4466 SUMMER WORK FOR SALE Good pay, flex, sched’s. oust. sales,'service. will tram. AU ages 17-, conditions apply. Clackamas 503-353-7507 Beaverton 503-203-1103 Apply at* collegeincome coni If you need a new computer or ws to upgrade yuur old but < want to pay $800 • send an e-M.1 bcnfool@gmail.com. I charge modest fee. _____________ I SUMMER WORh GREAT PAY & FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES Can start after finals, Customer sales & service No experience necessary, we train, all majors welcome All ages 17 & older, conditions apply Clackamas 503-353-7507 Beaverton 503-203-1103
