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Aries (Mar. 21"- Apr. 19) In
a marijuana-induced feeding
frenzy, you will eat your home
work and later blame it on the
dog.
Libra (Sep. 23‘- Oct. 23) y
escape from the'; “Home I
Visually Offensive” will
widely publicized soon after
authorities are notified.
Taurus (Apr. 20 — May 20)
Fleeing the law, you will seek
refuge in a place that doesn’t
know the meaning of the word
“extradition”—an American
classroom.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 Nov. ]l
This horoscope is CLASSIFIa
Sorry, but you don’t have I
proper clearance.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21)
Inspired by comic books, you’ll
blame your pungent body odor
on having been bit by a radioac
tive skunk.
Cancer (Jun. 22 — Jul. 22) You
will realize that, in a metaphor
ic sense, talking to’ a military
recruiter could be considered
foreplay, because someone ends
up getting screwed.
Chrysalis,
a women
writers’ group, meets every
Wednesday from noon to 2
p.m. in Roger Rook’s Literary
Arts Center (RR 220). Local
author Pat Lichen guides writers
of all levels through discussions
of their work. For more info, call
ext. 2220.
CCC Writers’ Club meets
Fridays, from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m.
in the Literary Arts Center.
directing a performance by the
CCC Jazz Band in the Oster
man Theatre on Wednesday,
June 1 at 7:30 p.m. Admission
is $5. Music by John Coltrane,
Duke Ellington and Dizzy Gil
lespie will be performed.
Dave Mills will be direct
ing a performance by the CCC
Concert Band on Thursday,
June 2 at 7:30 p.m. in the Os-
terman Theatre. Admission is
Free, but donations are appreci
The Haggart Observatory,
is open for public viewing on ated.
clear Saturday nights. The
Lonnie Cline will be di
observatory opens at dusk, and recting a Friday, June 3 perfor
viewing begins at dark and con mance of Jazz, Fusion, Funk and
tinues for about three hours. A Jazz-influenced pop music by the
$3 donation is requested. For CCC Mainstream in the Oster
more information, call 503-657- man Theatre. Admission is $5.
6958, ext. 5665.
“Managing the Demands
The Join Dave Campbell of Work and Home” Wednes
on a fun bike ride every Friday day, May 25 from 2 p.m. to 4
from 1:15 p.m. to 2:15 p.m. p.m. this workshop in the work
Bring you bike and meet in front skill center offers some strategies
of Barlow adjacent to Randall; to maintain a healthy balance be
the cost is free.
tween work and home responsi-
Tom Wakeling will be
bilities. Workshops are held in
Room 240 of Barlow Hall. For
information, call 503-657-6958,
ext. 5242
“Wednesday
Wind
Down” May 27 from 3 p.m. to 4
p.m. in M251. Leslie Black will
lead techniques in relaxation and
core strengthening. No registra
tion required. Bring a towel and
comfortable shoes.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 1
You will be arrested for ¡J
taring George Lucas this wa
when you are caught trying]
sell crap as gold.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. ffl
Desperate for human com
you’ll stop paying the bills jl
so someone will call you. I
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22) You will
meet the person of your dreams,
and (s)he will fall madly in love
with you. Ha ha. Yeah, right.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 11
Your first ride in a boat wi
prove the truth of Kermit tl
frog’s axiom, “It ain’t easy beil
green.” I
Virgo (Aug. 23 ~ Sep. 22)
Hopping on the creationist
bandwagon, you’ll lobby that
a giant holding up-the world
while standing on a turtle should
be taught as an option in public
schools.
Pisces (Feb. 19 r-„Mar. 20) Ya
will realize that being a 30-soa
thing-year-old man on a coiled
campus is like being a diabetic!
a candy store. ;
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