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^•th^LACKAMASp^.^ K/W Tlty ** So So Final Wot if- ima ? AoSÔ ¿TvrtÖ vV -VW- 4A QC4. SurViW or Fhii I Anes (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19) You will fail to realize that if you are the only one laughing, then it’s not really all that funny. © \ .......... •0* v *4. l— O L r/v ------------------------------- ------- -------------------------------------------------- -WgF------ ------------------- C ampus H appenings Chrysalis, a women writers’ group, meets every Wednesday from noon to 2 p.m. in Roger Rook’s Literary Arts Center (RR 220). Local author Pat Lichen guides writers of all levels through discussions of their work. For more info, call ext. 2220. CCC Writers’ Club meets Fridays, from 3 to 5 p.m. in the Literary Arts Center. The Haggart Observatory, the only public observatory in western Oregon, is open for public viewing on clear Saturday nights. The observa tory opens at dusk, and viewing begins at dark and continues for about three hours. A $3 dona tion is requested. For more information, visit the Haggart Observatory web site at http:// depts.clackamas.edu/haggart or call 503-657-6958, ext. 5665. The observatory is located at the John Inskeep Environmental Learning Center at CCC. Phi Theta Kappa, the honor society for two-year colleges, is having their Spring Term Induction Ceremony Tomor row. It starts at 6:30 p.m. in the Gregory forum. * Tom Wakeling will be direct ing a performance by the CCC Jazz Band in the Osterman Theatre on Wednesday, June 1 at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $5. Music by John Coltrane, ASG is sponsoring a batle of the bands this Saturday, May 14 from 4-7:30 p.m. that will take place in the amphitheatre in front of the library, unless weather is bad, in which case it will take place in Gregory Forum. The $3 admission includes free barbecue. but donations are appreciated. Lonnie Cline will be directing a Friday, June 3 performance of Jazz, Fusion, Funk and Jazz-in fluenced pop music by the CCC Mainstream in the Osterman Theatre. Admission is $5. long, flowing hair would be admired more if it were on y head. W| Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20) You will believe that your prayers go to God’s cell phone, when in fact they go to his pager. Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) Your belief that you’re six it long also leads you to believ that you are 12 feet tall, i Gemini (May 2T^Jun. J21) Just because you have no money to part with doesn’t mean that you’re not a fool. Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. You can’t just make up word that’s ridiculable. Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22)You will feel a certain satisfaction when, after calling your signifi cant other a “two-bit ho,” (s)he hits you with a bag of quarters. Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 1 word of advice. Don’t take) English classes too literally. Leo (Jul. 23^-r- Aug. 22) The good news: The couple you’ve been courting online have finally agreed to a threesome. The bad news: It turns out they’re your parents. Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. II You will gain a sense of emj erment'by picking oh the mi handicapped kid in pass. Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22) Your Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) belief that packing a gun gives you “street cred” will not hold water when it is discovered that your gun does. will be thought of as an inset clod for using the phrase “me handicapped” instead of [ins phrase du jour]. C lassified A ds Duke Ellington and Dizzy Gil lespie will be performed. Dave Mills will be directing a performance by the CCC Con cert Band on Thursday, June 2 at 7:30 p.m. in the Osterman Theatre. Admission is Free, Libra (Sep. 23 r Oct. 23)j To post an ad please contact Benjamin Hohn: admgt(ä^lackamas.edu FOR RENT HELP WANTED FOR SALE 731 Washington St. Oregon City, OR 97045 Monthly rent: $395 Included in rent: Water/Sewer/Trash/ Lawn care 1 bedroom/1 bath Contact: 503-723-7700 Established tanning salon now hir ing for part time position. Evenings and weekends. Milwaukie area. Fax resumes to 503-263-2921 1992 Jeep Wrangler 4x4, Black, and soft top inc. Good condition, ask 3,500 OBO Call eve. 503-674-4466 FOR RENT 1108 John Adams #3 Oregon City, OR 97045 Monthly Rent: $595 Included in rent: Water/sewer/trash 2 bedroom/1 bath Contact 503-723-7700 FOR SALE SUMMER WORK Good pay, flex, sched’s. oust, sales/service, will train. All ages 17+, conditions apply. Clackamas 503-353-7507 Beaverton 503-203-1103 Apply at: college income.com If you need a new computer or « to upgrade your old but you don: want to pay $800+ send an e-ma benfool@gmaii.com. Ichargeai modest fee. SUMMER WORK GREAT PAY & FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES Can start after finals, Customer sales & service No experience necessary, we train, all majors welcome All ages 17 & older, conditions apply Clackamas 503-353-7507 . Beaverton 503-203-1103 j
