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C ampus H appenings
Chrysalis, a women writers’
group, meets every Wednesday
from noon to 2 p.m. in Roger
Rook’s Literary Arts Center
(RR 220). Local author Pat
Lichen guides writers of all
levels through discussions of
their work. For more info, call
ext. 2220.
CCC Writers’ Club meets
Fridays, from 3 to 5 p.m. in
the Literary Arts Center.
The Haggart Observatory,
the only public observatory
in western Oregon, is open
for public viewing on clear
Saturday nights. The observa
tory opens at dusk, and viewing
begins at dark and continues for
about three hours. A $3 dona
tion is requested. For more
information, visit the Haggart
Observatory web site at http://
depts.clackamas.edu/haggart or
call 503-657-6958, ext. 5665.
The observatory is located at the
John Inskeep Environmental
Learning Center at CCC.
Phi Theta Kappa, the honor
society for two-year colleges,
is having their Spring Term
Induction Ceremony Tomor
row. It starts at 6:30 p.m. in the
Gregory forum.
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Tom Wakeling will be direct
ing a performance by the CCC
Jazz Band in the Osterman
Theatre on Wednesday, June
1 at 7:30 p.m. Admission is
$5. Music by John Coltrane,
ASG is sponsoring a batle of
the bands this Saturday, May
14 from 4-7:30 p.m. that will
take place in the amphitheatre
in front of the library, unless
weather is bad, in which case
it will take place in Gregory
Forum. The $3 admission
includes free barbecue.
but donations are appreciated.
Lonnie Cline will be directing a
Friday, June 3 performance of
Jazz, Fusion, Funk and Jazz-in
fluenced pop music by the CCC
Mainstream in the Osterman
Theatre. Admission is $5.
long, flowing hair would be
admired more if it were on y
head. W|
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20) You
will believe that your prayers go
to God’s cell phone, when in fact
they go to his pager.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Your belief that you’re six it
long also leads you to believ
that you are 12 feet tall, i
Gemini (May 2T^Jun. J21) Just
because you have no money
to part with doesn’t mean that
you’re not a fool.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec.
You can’t just make up word
that’s ridiculable.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22)You
will feel a certain satisfaction
when, after calling your signifi
cant other a “two-bit ho,” (s)he
hits you with a bag of quarters.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 1
word of advice. Don’t take)
English classes too literally.
Leo (Jul. 23^-r- Aug. 22) The
good news: The couple you’ve
been courting online have finally
agreed to a threesome. The bad
news: It turns out they’re your
parents.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. II
You will gain a sense of emj
erment'by picking oh the mi
handicapped kid in pass.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22) Your
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
belief that packing a gun gives
you “street cred” will not hold
water when it is discovered that
your gun does.
will be thought of as an inset
clod for using the phrase “me
handicapped” instead of [ins
phrase du jour].
C lassified A ds
Duke Ellington and Dizzy Gil
lespie will be performed.
Dave Mills will be directing a
performance by the CCC Con
cert Band on Thursday, June
2 at 7:30 p.m. in the Osterman
Theatre. Admission is Free,
Libra (Sep. 23 r Oct. 23)j
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