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A&E TI h E ClACkAMAS P rìnt ________ 9| WedNEsdAy, M ay 24, 2000 H 0 R May 24, and 25 at Noon and May 25 at 8pm McLoughlin Hall Theatre, admission is free A ries (M ar 21-A pr 19): People will put your life under a microscope. Stop helping them by airing your dirty laundry (you have been slinging your dirty socks all around town and people have noticed). Nobody needs to know that kind of stuff. The key to your week: watch what you put out there. juice to provide electricity for a small town. Once you get your self movin’ again, don’t stop. This battery is rare and powerful so take it’s juice, go and be merry. V irgo (A ug 23-S ept 22): Be careful in your decision mak ing, look down the whole fruit aisle before you pick the kind of fruit you want to eat. A person will act like a car salesman and try to sell you a lemon. You are not in the mood for a lemon, and there is an apple in the bunch (a special apple). Be rid of doubt and take the apple, then kick the lemon aside. T aurus (A pr 20-M ay 20): Ask and you shall receive. You continue to shine, so take advan tage of your glow. An unexplain able thing will happen, but there is hidden reasoning which will become obvious in the next week. Show acceptance with open ears, eyes and arms (if only one of them is open there will be different re sults). L ibra (S ept 23-O ct 22): Life is looking like a bad sitcom. Spice things up and someone will want to watch your show. Com edy is better than drama. You are not daytime television or even late night television. This week you can be primetime television. You will have an audience if you have performance. G emini (M ay 21-J une 20): Too little too late...that’s not a story with a happy ending. Look before you leap but don’t stand around and wait. You are a cau tious person but this week you may need to let loose of your grip on life. The story will have a lot happier an ending. C ancer (J une 21-J uly 22): Put on your walkin’ shoes...you are just going to have to walk away. Okay, maybe you don’t need the exercise but you will be happier once you leave your situ ation. Comfort does not always equal happiness. L eo (J uly 23-A ug 22): That jump-start that you need is on the way. Oh, and don’t worry— the battery has enough S corpio (O ct 23-N ov 21): Sometimes you really are a kitten in a lion’s skin. Scorp, you really have your gentle moments. Have fun with a gentle meow instead of a stem roar. Remember that you don’t always have to be firm to get a response. Being gentle will bring results. S agittarius (N ov 22-D ec 21): You are like a box of Cracker Jacks— you have a prize inside but someone may have to eat the whole box to get to the prize. You will find someone who is hungry for a snack and I think that they will love Cracker Jacks (be ready and have fun!). C apricorn (D ec 22-J an 19): You are the come-back kid. You'll bounce back from a little drama that happens early in the week. Don’t go around doing too much damage control. Mistakes are made, you are not the only one. You have had the bad and the good is around the comer. A quarius (J an 20-F eb 18): You won’t settle for second best. Life is not a big garage sale where you buy everyone’s junk. Sec ond hand goods can be cool when you are looking for a vin tage jacket but not when you are looking for a relationship. Give yourself a moment to reflect. P isces (F eb 19-M ar 20): You are always in the spotlight, but stand back and watch this week. You will be the fanciest wall flower in the room. Take a chance to look at things from a new per spective. The new angle will shine the light on a new person in your life. M ay 24 th H appy B irthday ! Guess what? You share a birth day with Victoria, who was the Queen of England. “We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat,” she said. In the coming year, you will face a wall and climb over it. You take obstacles in stride and arrive on the other side with grace. You succeed in the things that you are passionate about. Live life day by day. Ledge by William Borden, directed by Christie Morris Mary, a twenty-something gen-Xer, steps out onto a ledge to end her problems, but meets her biggest challenge yet. Tom is an obnoxious twenty- year old who has presumably come out onto the ledge to end his life also. Watch the laughs ensue as Mary and Tom try to decide whether their lives begin or end on the Ledge. Cast: Mary....... Kristie McKenzie Tom........ Jeremy Fletcher The Man Who Couldn't Dance by Jason Katims, directed by Michaela Foeller Two ex-lovers rehash their differences in this quarrelsome comedy. ' Cast: Eric...........Damian Mann Gail.............Erin Adkisson Naomi in the Living Room by Christopher Durang, directed by Erin Adkisson An uproarious comedy that explores the dysfunctional relationship between Naomi, her neurotic son, and her daughter-in-law. Cast: Naomi............. Michaela Foeller Johnna............ Sarah Coco John................ Jeff Meuser Oedi by Rich Orloff, directed by Amanda Jensen This is a crazy farce that pokes fun at Oedipus Rex, Greek drama. President Clinton, love and much more. If you are interested in seeing a grown man burped by a guard, an incestual embrace, and violent outbursts, don't miss this show. Cast: Oedi..............Jayson Shanafelt Jocasta.......... Kaley Weeks Tiresias........ Damian Mann Creon............Damon Lute Guard............ Sarah Coco Success by Arthur Kopit, directed by Jayson Shanafelt A book discussion with an author who is missing a few pages. Cast: Elliott Krum........... William Lee IV Dr. Hoffensberg...... Jackie Howers Woman................... Amanda Jensen Variations on the Death of Trotsky by David Ives, directed by Samantha Tennyson Eight hilarious scenarios are presented depicting the death of Russian revolutionist Leon Trotsky. Cast: Trotsky............ Mike Warren Mrs. Trotsky...Nikki Krischke Ramon............ Damian Mann Clackamas Students Summer Work $14.00 base-appt - Flexible hours - Fun work environment - Scholarship Awarded - Conditions Apply - Internships possible - Valuable resume experience for all majors - Flexible around Summer School - No telemarketing or door-to-door - No experience necessary - Advancement Opportunties Apply now, start after finals! Portland: Beaverton/ West Portland: (503) 771-9931 (503) 641-1995 All other regional and national locations: www.workforstudents.com/fl Milwaukie 503 653-7788 Well save you money 270 Warner Milne Road Oregon City 503-656-0671Ä Clackamas Federal <&>Credit Union
