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WedNEsdAy, M ay 24, 2000
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May 24, and 25 at Noon and May 25 at 8pm
McLoughlin Hall Theatre, admission is free
A ries (M ar 21-A pr 19):
People will put your life under a
microscope. Stop helping them
by airing your dirty laundry (you
have been slinging your dirty
socks all around town and people
have noticed). Nobody needs to
know that kind of stuff. The key
to your week: watch what you put
out there.
juice to provide electricity for a
small town. Once you get your
self movin’ again, don’t stop.
This battery is rare and powerful
so take it’s juice, go and be merry.
V irgo (A ug 23-S ept 22):
Be careful in your decision mak
ing, look down the whole fruit
aisle before you pick the kind of
fruit you want to eat. A person
will act like a car salesman and
try to sell you a lemon. You are
not in the mood for a lemon, and
there is an apple in the bunch (a
special apple). Be rid of doubt
and take the apple, then kick the
lemon aside.
T aurus (A pr 20-M ay 20):
Ask and you shall receive. You
continue to shine, so take advan
tage of your glow. An unexplain
able thing will happen, but there
is hidden reasoning which will
become obvious in the next week.
Show acceptance with open ears,
eyes and arms (if only one of them
is open there will be different re
sults).
L ibra (S ept 23-O ct 22):
Life is looking like a bad sitcom.
Spice things up and someone will
want to watch your show. Com
edy is better than drama. You are
not daytime television or even
late night television. This week
you can be primetime television.
You will have an audience if you
have performance.
G emini (M ay 21-J une 20):
Too little too late...that’s not a
story with a happy ending. Look
before you leap but don’t stand
around and wait. You are a cau
tious person but this week you
may need to let loose of your grip
on life. The story will have a lot
happier an ending.
C ancer (J une 21-J uly 22):
Put on your walkin’ shoes...you
are just going to have to walk
away. Okay, maybe you don’t
need the exercise but you will be
happier once you leave your situ
ation. Comfort does not always
equal happiness.
L eo (J uly 23-A ug 22):
That jump-start that you need is
on the way. Oh, and don’t
worry— the battery has enough
S corpio (O ct 23-N ov 21):
Sometimes you really are a kitten
in a lion’s skin. Scorp, you really
have your gentle moments. Have
fun with a gentle meow instead
of a stem roar. Remember that
you don’t always have to be firm
to get a response. Being gentle
will bring results.
S agittarius (N ov 22-D ec 21):
You are like a box of Cracker
Jacks— you have a prize inside
but someone may have to eat the
whole box to get to the prize. You
will find someone who is hungry
for a snack and I think that they
will love Cracker Jacks (be ready
and have fun!).
C apricorn (D ec 22-J an 19):
You are the come-back kid. You'll
bounce back from a little drama
that happens early in the week.
Don’t go around doing too much
damage control. Mistakes are
made, you are not the only one.
You have had the bad and the
good is around the comer.
A quarius (J an 20-F eb 18):
You won’t settle for second best.
Life is not a big garage sale where
you buy everyone’s junk. Sec
ond hand goods can be cool
when you are looking for a vin
tage jacket but not when you are
looking for a relationship. Give
yourself a moment to reflect.
P isces (F eb 19-M ar 20):
You are always in the spotlight,
but stand back and watch this
week. You will be the fanciest wall
flower in the room. Take a chance
to look at things from a new per
spective. The new angle will
shine the light on a new person
in your life.
M ay 24 th H appy B irthday !
Guess what? You share a birth
day with Victoria, who was the
Queen of England. “We are not
interested in the possibilities of
defeat,” she said. In the coming
year, you will face a wall and climb
over it. You take obstacles in
stride and arrive on the other side
with grace. You succeed in the
things that you are passionate
about. Live life day by day.
Ledge by William Borden, directed by Christie Morris
Mary, a twenty-something gen-Xer, steps out onto a ledge to end her
problems, but meets her biggest challenge yet. Tom is an obnoxious twenty-
year old who has presumably come out onto the ledge to end his life also.
Watch the laughs ensue as Mary and Tom try to decide whether their lives
begin or end on the Ledge.
Cast:
Mary....... Kristie McKenzie
Tom........ Jeremy Fletcher
The Man Who Couldn't Dance by Jason Katims, directed by Michaela
Foeller
Two ex-lovers rehash their differences in this quarrelsome comedy.
' Cast:
Eric...........Damian Mann
Gail.............Erin Adkisson
Naomi in the Living Room by Christopher Durang, directed by Erin
Adkisson
An uproarious comedy that explores the dysfunctional relationship between
Naomi, her neurotic son, and her daughter-in-law.
Cast:
Naomi............. Michaela Foeller
Johnna............ Sarah Coco
John................ Jeff Meuser
Oedi by Rich Orloff, directed by Amanda Jensen
This is a crazy farce that pokes fun at Oedipus Rex, Greek drama. President
Clinton, love and much more. If you are interested in seeing a grown man
burped by a guard, an incestual embrace, and violent outbursts, don't miss
this show.
Cast:
Oedi..............Jayson Shanafelt
Jocasta.......... Kaley Weeks
Tiresias........ Damian Mann
Creon............Damon Lute
Guard............ Sarah Coco
Success by Arthur Kopit, directed by Jayson Shanafelt
A book discussion with an author who is missing a few pages.
Cast:
Elliott Krum........... William Lee IV
Dr. Hoffensberg...... Jackie Howers
Woman................... Amanda Jensen
Variations on the Death of Trotsky by David Ives, directed by
Samantha Tennyson
Eight hilarious scenarios are presented depicting the death of Russian
revolutionist Leon Trotsky.
Cast:
Trotsky............ Mike Warren
Mrs. Trotsky...Nikki Krischke
Ramon............ Damian Mann
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