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______ IL A&E TR e ClACkAMAS P rìnt WedNEsdAy, M ay 17, 2000 A ries (M ar 21-A i : r 19): S corho (O ct 23-N ov 21): Taketimetoponderlastweekend. Wow Getupoffthepity pot and flush. Time didyoureaHydothaf? Latedrunknights p n tomoveonandstopthatbitchin’. You playtob large arole. Scorpio may push |j J are coming up on some opportunity had, so have your feet planted as next thatwillpassyoubyifyoulookonlyat weekend approaches. Make boundaries ¿Q) the negative. Lettihingscaneyourway What is it about parties that makes you just want to kick your shoes off and let your hair down? Here’s my dance-til-I-drop ac count of my most recent party experience. 8:00 p.m. Time to start getting ready. I’m supposed to be at the party at around 10 p.m. I slip into a pair of flare jeans, a tank top and flip flops. (Tip: Be sure to' wear something comfortable to allow for movement. When de termining wardrobe, take into consideration where you are go ing and what you'll be doing.) 9:00 p.m. Called my friend Ty to see if She was ready. Called Jay to make sure party was still a go. (Tip: Bring a friend just in case the party is a total wash-out, at least you have someone to talk to. Tip: Double-check plans, you could show up and no one’s there.) 9:15 p.m. Left my house to pick up Ty on McLoughlin. 10:00 p.m. Arrived at Ty’s apartment as she ing because Randy said one of them looked like a bird and I just couldn’t get that picture out of my head. 12:30 a.m. Some people started leaving. Everyone was getting a little tipsy by this time. 1 had only one Coors Light because I like to drink in moderation to enjoy the effect more. One of the guys, Reuben, was. kind of like our d.j—he was whip ping the tunes out. “Rumpshaker,” J know ev eryone remembers this song. Yes, shake that booty.. Reuben made a drink he named a Smurf. He added Everclear, vodka and blue kool-aid. It tasted all right, (Tip: Don’t mix a whole pack of kool-aid to vodka, soda and juice or you’ll be hurt ing in the morning; not to men tion projectile vomit can ruin the evening.) 1:00 a.m. Only the few Fabulous. Back that ass up. WHOOOP! WHOOOP! 2:45 a.m. Ty reappears and says hick boy wants her. So, go for it, if you want to. She said there’s this little problem called con science.- Damn, Jiminy Cricket shows up at the worst times doesn’t he? - 3:00 a.m. WWF. Randy was looking for a little bit of beat-down and I was just the per son to do it. Body slam, pile driver. OUCH! You buttmunch, you don’t play fair. He actually stepped on my foot. It wouldn’t have been so bad, but I was wearing flip flops. I showed him the mark, and the prick stepped on my foot again. Then he tried to hug me to make amends. Like that wouldhelp? I was bleeding, for the love of and keep than (translation don’t be a withlittleornoefFort. Oh.andbepatient lush).- pf) with yourfamily, you arealot like them T aurus (A pr 20-M ay 20): U\i (that’s what angers you the most). You are in the spotlight Yourflirtatious SAGnTARius(Nov 22-D ec 21): nature may get outofcontrolbecauseof (Q) Capture theinnocaice.lt may be in an- the abundance of attention. Have firn other person, but it is intriguing. Meet anddelightinthefascinationpeoplewill (^newpeopleandtheexcitementofleam- see in you, but don’t let yourself get too carried away. Ifyou do, it could result in the lossofaclose friend. Nobody likesa tease. C anoer (J mxe 21-J vly 22): Oldhabitsdiehard. Youareinarutand needtodigyourselfanew groove. You had a giant shovel and you just dug and dug in the same spot Go and dig Just you...that’s right spend time alone. It may sound simple but tty it Personal issues are brought to the surface. Change comes with work and time spent wih you. Takecareofwuraelfand evalu ate what is important (it will come in haidy L eo (J li . y 23-A ijg 22): If you’ve got it, go ahead and flaunt it by. You are fun, so let yourself have a little. Threewords: JustSimmerDown. Make it your mission to get at L ibra (S ept 23-Ocr 22): there. It’s a start, anyway. (Tip: least one number from some- we have to go now.' 'Just a sec ond' I said. Jay didn’t want me Mingle, what better way to meet new people?) 11:00 p.m. More people were ar riving. Ty and I went outside for a bit. Stuffy, stale cigarette smoke kind of gets to you if one. you’re not a smoker, which lam notsH 11:15 p.m. A guy named Randy met us outside. He asked us who we knew at the party and how we got invited. Well, I was in vited by Jay. I used to work with him at the local mill. I, in turn, invited Ty. He asked about our interests. Then the subject of engagement came up. I swear every guy I’ve talked to asks if I have a boyfriend or if I’ve ever been engaged. Yes, I have, no we’re not together anymore. No, I don’t want another steady rela tionship. Any other questions? (Tips: Ask questions—how else will you get to know people?) 11:45 p.m. Jay Came out to talk to us. Wow, I swear the party was moving outside. I answered nally showed up. Where the hell were they? I figure they prob ably stopped for a quickie. Where’s Ty? She’s disappeared. So has Troy. Wow, that wasn ’ta good sign. Well actually I guess it depends on how you look at it. She’s a big girl and she can handle herself. Jay pulled me into the kitchen and asked if he could kiss me. That’s interestingi I’ve never been asked— most guys Just go for it. Thad to say yes, because it was a sweet request. (Tip: Ever hear the song, “It’s in his kiss”; you get the point.) 2:30 a.m. Still no sign of Ty. The music is bumping and I thought for sure cops would show up at any minute. No, five-os present to go. He said he’d take me home. It’s my car I said, I have to go. He kissed me again and then I left. 4:15 a.m. Ty and I were in my car and I was driving her home and asked her what happened. She said Troy was really drunk and she was going to do the deed, but Jiminy Cricket came back to haunt her. Damn, and I was getting along so well with b y mthefuture)./ second was explosive. Ty was pounding on the door. 'Salena It shows a night not discomfort is worth it in the end. Vent andbehonest It could beaweekofold information in anew light- numbers so We could go have a girls’ night sometime, (Tip: wasted.) 2:00 a.m. Tiffany and Reuben fi lean. Youhavemanythingstoexplore. Youmaygetwriter’scrampbutaliftle A quarius (J an 20-F eb 18): house. There were about 15 people with more on the way. I thinkTknew, maybe two people HHM or a general idea of where you’re going.) ? 11 Writmgisaformoftherapy. Writeand money natters out bad'; we decided to exchange in Portland. (Tip: Make sure you have directions | C apricorn (D ec 22-J an 19): your money matters. Time will work 10:45 p.m. Arrived at Jay s was putting the finishing touches on herself. 10:15 p.m. Left Ty’s to go to the party on Division and the proud were ’ left. Randy, Reuben, Stephanie, Tiffany, Jay, Ty, Troy and I. Beer run. Tiffany and Reuben volunteer to run to the store. I talked with, Stephanie and found out she wasn’t so liesarelies,forrealtheyare,dispitewhat you have been told. G emini (M ay 21-J une 20): Money matters are controlling your thoughts. Control your spending, don’t CJ} letitcontrolyou. Rentamovie(ifscheap u and that suits you) and pay attention to your relationship that is suffering due to[p* Wear bright colors and beseen.You are God! Ty was ready to beat- coming out ofashy phase and into your Randy down, but I told her to crazy summer self That’s right go out chill. I think she had a little too there and raise some hell (hang out with much to drink. (Tip: Always Aries who are in their drunken phase, those kids can party). watch out for your buds.) 4:00 a.m. Ty disappeared V irgo (A ug 23-S eff 22): again. Jay and I went to his Whafs up control freak? Cahn down room and he asked if he could and have a lMe faith. You are scaring kiss me again. O.k. The first people with your obsessiveness. It will kiss wait dynamite. Wow! The pass, and you need to let it go right on ÉHF“ B ing about a person will flow through the week. Be honest to people. White somewhere" else— you may dig up some gold or semething (you know what I’m talking about so pickup your shovel and get movin’). P isces (F eb 19-M ar 20): m Once you get to one point; you don’t Thisistruth,keeponmov- a moveback. ing forward. You are onabus that only n goes forward and you are learning to with the flow. Doors continue to d go open and they are your doors to enter if choose. This is a good time to be y you independent—arelationship could hold you back. 9 o o d Your passive nature is high this week. Watch out baby, you are a person and not a doormat. Being passive is cool but being a small piece of carpet that people wipetheirfeetonisnot So pick yourself otfthe ground and stand up for yourself M ay 17 th H afpy B orthday ! Guess what? You share abirthday with Sugar Ray Leonard. Asifthatwerenot enough, you have quite the year ahead. Sexy, vibrant and on the move. That sums you up in a nutshell. A year of adventure is instore. Amove willhave you a little worried in the beginning but you will settle right in. Make friends and build relationships with people. People will be drawn to you so don’t worry about fitting in. Don’tGoTo College Jay. Oh well, there’s always next week. We were invited to come back. Parties are fun, especially when everyone gets drunk and starts doing things you can laugh at later. 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